Chapter 557: Licking the Dog Leaves Nothing
Sun Wukong flew to the Lingxiao Treasure Hall, but the Jade Emperor gave face to Buddhism, and immediately ordered the spiritual officer on duty to check the hall, but as a result, there were no immortals in the heavenly court.
Heavenly Court's mount doesn't need to be checked, even if it is Taishang Laojun's green ox, it is also difficult to hide the demonic spirit, and it is impossible for Sun Wukong's fiery eyes not to see.
Leaving the heavenly court, the wind flew to Lingshan and asked to see the Lord of the Buddha.
If the Buddha sat in the Lingxiao Treasure Hall, he listened to Sun Wukong's intention, and he secretly pinched his fingers...... Didn't pinch and didn't get any results.
In contrast, the Buddha is more stable than the Bodhisattva, and no one knows if he doesn't count it......
It doesn't matter if you can't figure it out, the Buddha is not in a hurry, the monster who kidnapped Tang Seng came from Lingshan, and the scope is not large. He Zhizhu said in his hand: "I already know about this matter, some time ago, Xue Shi'er suffered some grievances and found a stranger to impostor, she secretly left Lingshan herself, but she took Tang Seng captive. ”
Sun Wukong admires the Buddha master, and he can also calculate when it involves the Buddha master, and he is worthy of being the leader of Buddhism.
In fact, the Buddha also can't calculate the alien, he controls the Western Elysium, and the Lingshan is in full view. The snow lion escaped from Lingshan, and the Buddha had known for a long time, but he was too lazy to care about such a trivial matter.
Among the many exotic beasts in Buddhism, there are not many that are completely shielded from demonic energy, and the snow lion with wisdom root is one of them, so there is only one truth......
In the main hall of Lingshan, after listening to the explanation of the Buddha, the Bodhisattva was furious: "Where did the stranger come from, he dared to make waves for the snow lion, and I went to take him down." ”
In a cave near Da Lei Yin Temple, a woman in a snow suit sat on a beautiful stone chair with her legs crossed, and drank a sip of Buddha tea comfortably.
Buddha tea has the effect of calming the mind and calming the qi, which is of great benefit to the original spirit, and she felt that her demonic aura had weakened a little, and she showed a pleasant smile on her face. Thinking of the woman who could let herself drink Buddha tea and had a graceful figure and was wild on the bed, his smile became a little bigger, and the soft rice tasted really sweet and delicious.
The woman in the snow suit is exactly the same as the one who kidnapped Tang Seng, but in fact she is a player.
To be precise, it is "he", whose name is the nine-headed lion king, and his race is a lion spirit. All along, the nine-headed lion king has been very accurate in his positioning, which can be seen from the name, he wants to get the inheritance of the Nine Spirits Yuan Sheng.
The race is a lion, but the nine-headed lion king is like a licking dog, whether it is a yellow lion, a lion or a snow lion, he kneels and licks when he encounters him. He wanted to save the country through the curve, took the initiative to get close to these lion spirits, and won into the Nine Spirits Yuan Holy Law Eye.
Some people say that licking the dog licks until there is nothing, the nine-headed lion king doesn't believe it, who doesn't like it when it's comfortable to lick? He knelt and licked the yellow lion and the lion, although it had a small effect, but the benefits he got were not very big, and the snow lion was even more cold and ignored it.
Some time ago, the snow lion suddenly changed his sex and became affectionate with the nine-headed lion king who often visited the door.
The nine-headed lion king thought that he had licked well, and he was handsome, so he entered the snow lion eye, so he licked harder.
Licking the dog, the gold stone is open.
In just three days, the snow lion, who had a graceful figure after transformation, shyly and timidly asked him if he would like to share the same bed.
The two are like dry wood encountering fire, the snow lion is wild and shameless to ask, and the nine-headed lion king is even more experienced in a hundred battles and has taught all kinds of moves to the snow lion.
"It's good to be handsome! Not only can he be a lion knight, but he also has a lot of benefits. ”
The nine-headed lion king was complacent, but the fly in the ointment was that at the end of the cloud and rain, the lioness named Shifei Xue made a ridiculous request.
She said that the world is so unfair, the green lion has ruined her pure body, and she has found a stranger who has experienced a hundred battles, and she also wants to find a man with the body of Yuanyang......
The nine-headed lion king felt that his head was green, and although he was a licking dog, he was a lion knight, and he didn't want to be green by NPCs. was about to refuse with righteous words, only to hear Shi Fei Xue say: "I heard that Tang Seng is the body of the Ninth Yuanyang, if I can have a fight with Tang Seng Yunyu, my heart will be balanced." ”
The nine-headed lion king was overjoyed, Concubine Xue wanted to sleep with Tang Seng, she was thinking about fart eating, so she went to sleep casually. Buddhism worked hard to lay out Tang Seng to go west, and it was impossible for her to put Tang Seng to sleep.
As an excellent licking dog, the nine-headed lion king has first-class acting skills, he seems to be incarnated as the hero of a romance drama, and said affectionately: "Concubine Xue, I love you deeply, of course I don't want you to be with other men, but because I love you too much, if taking Tang Seng's Yuanyang can make you happy, I can bear it." ”
Where is the player's romance routine that NPCs can resist, Snow Lion is even wilder, and then tells his plan...... She will cast a spell to make the nine-headed lion king transform into her appearance, and she herself will quietly sneak out and kidnap Tang Seng.
In order to show loyalty to the snow lion, the nine-headed lion king took the initiative to make suggestions and told the snow lion immortals that if they wanted not to be counted by the gods, there should be strangers involved in every link, so the gods would not be counted.
The nine-headed lion king replaced the snow lion to stay in Lingshan, and the number of days that the snow lion left the mountain was covered, and he sent two players to help the snow lion kidnap Tang Seng, and Tang Seng's days would also be covered.
Taking the initiative to help his woman out of the wall, the nine-headed lion king can be described as unprecedented, and the two players he sent to help kidnap Tang Seng will inevitably be contaminated with cause and effect. But none of this matters, as a licking dog, you must lick out a new realm, lick a new height, and lick a different life......
The nine-headed lion king licked hard, and indeed licked a lot of benefits, and the snow lion directly left the cave to him, and he could take the collection of the cave mansion at will.
For example, the string of Buddha beads on his hand was originally a gift from the Nine Spirits Yuan Sage to the Snow Lion, and the genuine acquired spirit treasure is now also owned by him.
After taking a sip of Buddha tea again, the nine-headed lion king couldn't help but sigh at his handsomeness, and it was so simple to reap both wealth and wealth.
I was about to play with the Buddha beads, but I heard the voice of the yellow lion outside the cave: "Sister Fei Xue is not there?" I know that my sister wants to forge weapons, so I specially asked my ancestor for some gold from the Far West, and sent it to you. ”
There are many strange treasures in the desolate land, and the west is relatively barren, but the pure gold produced in the extreme west is a rare refining material.
The nine-headed lion king showed a smile on his face, put away the cocked Erlang's legs, and put on a ladylike posture, deliberately revealing his slender waist and white thighs, which was a little more feminine than the real Shifei Xue.
"The yellow lion spirit is a licking dog, dedicated to kneeling and licking the snow lion, yesterday Lao Tzu pretended to forge weapons, and he found such a treasure for me. Just tease him again, give him some sweetness, and maybe you can get some more good things. ”
The Nine-Headed Lion King cleared his throat and said delicately: "Thank you, Brother Yellow Lion, come in and have a cup of tea." ”
Huang Shijing strode into the cave, he put the gold of the extreme west on the table, just like other licking dogs, he said with a smile on his face: "Sister Feixue, these gold of the extreme west should be enough for you to build weapons, what else do you need, just open your mouth, go to the ancestor for your brother to ask for it." ”
"Thank you, Brother Yellow Lion."
The nine-headed lion king threw a wink, the gold of the extreme west can forge the acquired spirit treasure, and it is worth pretending to be a woman to show the yellow lion. He leaned back casually, and Bai Huahua's thighs were almost exposed to the roots......
Just as he was thinking about what precious items he was asking for, he suddenly heard the sound of the yellow lion's rapid breathing, and saw that its pair of lion eyes seemed to be bloodshot, and pounced on him.
The nine-headed lion king hurriedly dodged, but unfortunately he only had a demon immortal cultivation, and the yellow lion spirit was the strongest lion except for the Nine Spirits Yuan Sheng, a genuine Taiyi Scattered Immortal.
The yellow lion spirit on the brain of the insect has extra strength, and he gasped and said: "Sister Feixue, I have liked you for a long time, so you will follow me!" ”
"Damn, get out of the way."
The nine-headed lion king can be said to have suffered by himself, it's not because he's stupid, he wants to take advantage of the yellow lion spirit, and he feels that it's nothing to give some sweetness.
Lulu's small waist and thighs, throwing a flattering look, in reality, those anchors often do it, and only when they perform well are the financiers are willing to give rewards. He just showed a little, and he didn't twist his waist to cross the train, who knew that it would stimulate the yellow lion to such an extent?
This is the generation gap, the standards of the two different eras are also different, and the things that are used to in modern times are extraordinary in the stimulation of ancient goblins......
"Brother Yellow Lion, please respect yourself, I'm not just ......"
The yellow lion gasped and said: "I liked you for so long, but you were slept with by the green-haired lion, everyone is a lion, and he can't sleep with the green lion?" After saying that, it put the "Snow Lion" down on the table and opened its mouth to bite the cherry mouth of the "Snow Lion"......
It is a sad thing to be forked, and it is even sadder that a man is forked by a man, and the saddest thing is to be forked by a male monster by an ugly male monster......
In the face of the yellow lion's strong kiss and pinching, the nine-headed lion king's brain crashed for a short time, forgetting to turn off the pain sensation or forcibly go offline.
In other words, in this case, even if the pain sense is turned off, the psychological damage is full, and whether the offline can be successful is also two words. The yellow lion spirit thinks that he is making love with the snow lion, but the snow lion is an impostor, and the yellow lion's lightness towards him will default to the combat state.
In the game, the battle state cannot be offline.
The choice to go offline failed, and the nine-headed lion king had to close the pain, since it was unavoidable, he could only enjoy it...... Phew, women can still think like this, Lao Tzu is a real man, this is still enjoying a fart!
"Evil beasts, how dare you do such nonsense."
Just as he was in pain, a loud shout suddenly came from his ears, and the nine-headed lion king seemed to hear the sound of heaven, and the yellow lion spirit also stopped moving.
Turning around and seeing that it was the Bodhisattva, the yellow lion knelt down with shame on his face and said: "The little demon was confused for a while, and I hope that the Bodhisattva will forgive me." ”
The Great Trend Bodhisattva said coldly: "Yellow Lion, if he is a real snow lion, I will give you a knife like Manjushri did with the green lion." ”
The Yellow Lion Essence IQ is not online, and he can't understand what the Bodhisattva says at all, so the Bodhisattva stretched out his hand and lifted the transformation technique on the nine-headed lion king, and he suddenly realized.
"I said that the snow lion girl has changed so much these days, it turned out to be a goddamn nine-headed lion king fake, no wonder I will lose my mind, the Bodhisattva should spare him."
The yellow lion was about to slip away, and before leaving, he didn't forget the gold of the extreme west on the table, and seeing him take the gold of the extreme west away, the nine-headed lion king's heart ached to the extreme. You kissed and kissed, rubbed and rubbed, but now you have taken away the prostitution money, won't your conscience hurt?
The general trend to the Bodhisattva waved his hand, and the Buddha bead on the wrist of the nine-headed lion king flew into the Bodhisattva's hand, and the Bodhisattva snorted coldly: "This is the Buddha bead I gave to the Nine Spirits Yuan Sheng, but it can't fall into the hands of you, a stranger, hurry up and get out of the Spirit Mountain for me, otherwise I will kill you once I see you." ”
The eyes of the nine-headed lion king were hot, the tears were almost lost, and the Buddha beads were also taken away, and I can't come to Lingshan in the future, how can I take the inheritance of the Nine Spirits Yuan Sheng?
Lick the dog, lick until there is nothing left......