Wang Duofu has been an extremely unlucky person since he was a child.

How unlucky is it?

For example, when he was in the fourth grade of elementary school, he found that the breakfast shop he frequented actually added sea cucumber to his tofu brain for free!

This discovery made him very happy, and it was really the conscience of the industry to call the boss.

Until he heard that there was a guest who drank a lot at the seafood stall next to the breakfast shop, he thought that the plastic bucket containing tofu brain in his house was a garbage can, so he spit it out directly......

For example, when he was in his second year of high school, his childhood sweetheart, who later lost contact due to moving, was unexpectedly placed in the same class as him.

However, just when the relationship between the two gradually warmed up and moved steadily towards the direction of a couple.

A sudden school sports meeting strangled the bud of their early love in the cradle.

I still remember that it was a sunny afternoon, and the weather was a little muggy.

Wang Duofu, who was already half-squatting on the 400-meter track and was about to participate in the men's 400-meter race, suddenly felt a strong stomach discomfort.

The starting gun sounded.

Wang Duofu's stomach discomfort tended to intensify with the violent running, until he had an irrepressible urge to fart.

Years of survival experience have reminded him that this may be more than just a fart.

But at that time, he was still young and frivolous, and he still preferred to believe that it was a fart.

However, that time, he lost the bet, and the loss was, and the loss was earth-shattering, and at the same time, he naturally lost the prospective girlfriend who was cheering for him in the stands.

Another example is today, Wang Duofu, who has been working overtime for more than 3 months, has finally finalized a promising development project for his company.

However, at this last round of project exhibition, Wang Duofu's display PPT actually made people blush and heartbeat background sounds.

As a result, it is conceivable that not only did he fail to become a decent manager with the project, but he was fired from the company as soon as the project exhibition ended.

Years of hard work have come to naught.

When Wang Duofu walked out of the company, he really had the urge to cry without tears.

Fortunately, Wang Duofu has not many advantages, but his open-mindedness is counted as one, and to put it mildly, he is rich in the spirit of Ah Q.

With nowhere to go left and right, he was not in a hurry to find his next job.

He was ready to gather his mood and go on a trip.

But looking at the balance on his bank card, he finally decided to set the destination of his trip in the newly completed lakeside park on the outskirts of the city.

"It is said that the scenery there is good, there is a Nordic style, maybe there can be a love that can be talked about!"

Wang Duofu comforted himself like this.

After three bus transfers (one of which had a flat tire, so he had to adjust his itinerary on the fly) and two subway trips, he finally arrived at the lakeside park in the evening, which had been converted into an abandoned sewage treatment plant.

During this time, he looked at the receding scenery outside the bus, and couldn't help but recall his 26 years of life that can be called an epic disaster movie.

It is said that his name "Wang Duofu" was given by his grandfather with the help of his grandfather, hoping that his grandson would be blessed and live a long life.

Unexpectedly, not long after he was born, his grandfather was diagnosed with advanced liver cancer, and the medical conditions at that time were poor, and he died within a few months.

Since his grandfather left, his life has been like a shadow.

But since he can remember, he has felt as if his life is going to be harder than others.

For example, before going out, you should carefully check whether the water, electricity and gas are turned off, otherwise it will definitely cause a disaster, don't ask him how he knows, their old house is like this.

For example, in addition to checking the admission ticket before the exam, you must also prepare more than ten tubes of gel pens of different brands, otherwise the same brand of gel pens will definitely fail in a row.

Another example is that his college admission letter was accidentally dropped into a manure pit by a postal officer, and he repeated his studies for another year.

In short, there are many examples like this.

And since he was born, his parents' luck has also become very bad, not to mention that they have lost their jobs inexplicably, and they have lost a mess to do a small business, and they owe a lot of foreign debts.

If someone is born to be the darling of God and does everything smoothly, then he Wang Duofu is like a natural "disaster star", the kind that restricts his parents at home and his friends when he goes out.

If it were an ordinary person, it is estimated that he would have hanged himself, but such a life experience not only did not "kill" Wang Duofu, but also polished an incomparably powerful heart and a steel-like thick nerve for him, so that he could still jump around like an unbeatable Xiaoqiang.

"The train is coming soon, Lakeside Park Station ......"

An indifferent electronic voice interrupted Wang Duofu's thoughts, he glanced at the empty carriage, muttered, "It's not very popular", and then walked briskly to the subway exit.

Out of the subway exit, the line of sight suddenly opened up, and a huge wetland park appeared in front of Wang Duofu.

Wang Duofu stretched out greatly and took a deep breath.

"Ahh A grassy nose! ”

Suddenly, I caught a glimpse of what appeared to be a fortune-telling stall at the side gate of the park.

Wang Duofu suddenly became interested, he knew that these small stalls were cheating money, but he still couldn't help but move forward like a moth to a fire, and give a 5 yuan or 10 yuan, just to listen to the other party's few auspicious words, he can make him stupid and happy all day, and this time it is naturally not exempt from vulgarity.

Wang Duofu approached the stall and took a look, and it was another blind old man.

Wang Duofu doesn't understand why there seem to be a lot of blind old people in this industry, as if you are not blind and not professional enough.

Take a closer look, the couplets on both sides of the stall are the sound of the mountain, what "criticize the yin and yang to break the five stars, look at the sun and moon in the palm", what "measure the wind and water to survey the Liuhe, take the sleeve in the Qiankun".

Listen, who writes like this in a serious fortune teller, at first glance he is a liar.

However, Wang Duofu likes liars, and immediately said: "Uncle, uncle, I tell fortunes!" ”

His greeting actually frightened the old man.

I saw the fortune teller old man say: "Young man, I don't dare to calculate your life, and I can't count it, so you better ask for another master." ”

Wang Duofu sneered.

"Hehe, you want to get away with it, right?"

I picked up my phone and scanned the QR code, and a beautiful electronic female voice came.

"Ding! Alipay arrives at 10 yuan. ”

The old man was so frightened that he shuddered again, and hurriedly took out a 50 card from his pocket, slapped it on Wang Duofu's hand, and then put away the stall and left.

It didn't look like a blind old man at all.

Wang Duofu froze in place, puzzled by the other party's series of confusing behaviors.

"Casting a long line to catch a big fish? But this is obviously a meat bun beating a dog, and he won't look back! ”

Wang Duofu shook his head and didn't think about it anymore, took the 50 yuan, and slipped in along the side gate of the park.

The scenery of the park is beautiful, but his barren knowledge of the language cannot describe the beauty.

I can only roar in my heart, ", awesome, 666!" ”

During the sight cruise, I suddenly saw a graceful back sitting on a bench in the park in front of me.

She wore a plain light blue long dress, occasionally showing a slender neck, like a beautiful white swan as proud and charming, a black green silk supple draped behind her, reflecting a healthy luster in the setting sun.

Turning back and killing?

Wang Duofu whistled with three points of curiosity, three points of cuteness and four points of feigned carelessness, and paced to the front of the "back".

It may be that he felt a movement behind him, and the "back" looked behind him.

At a glance, it is a peerless face.

The girl's innate softness, coupled with "the gentleness of that turn", is just like the "shyness of the lotus flower", which instantly successfully aroused the deepest protective desire in the man's heart.

I want to hold her in my arms and comfort her carefully.

At this time, there was only half a meter distance between the two, one looked obscene, the other panicked, like a strange uncle who abducted an ignorant girl, fortunately, there were few people in the park, otherwise 18 big men would have jumped out and tied Wang Duofu with five flowers and sent him to the police station.

I wanted to say a witty remark to alleviate the embarrassing atmosphere here, but Wang Duofu didn't know which tendon was wrong, so he actually said in a ghostly way: "Hey, give me your WeChat ID!" ”

The little girl was stunned for a moment, and then looked at Wang Duofu with a "fierce face", she was about to cry in fright, and hurriedly handed over her mobile phone tremblingly.

Wang Duofu was busy adding the other party's WeChat, and at the same time he was busy peeking at the girl's wrist.

"It's so fine!"

He exclaimed in his heart.

The little girl glanced at the other party's "bohemian" eyes, and suddenly she was so frightened that she retracted her hand like lightning, and she was so shocked that she didn't dare to move.

Actually, she has a little misunderstanding, what about Wang Duofu, uh, you can say that he is obscene, you can also say that he is dirty, but he is really not a bad person, nor is he a pervert with bad habits.

On the contrary, under that mask of obscenity, he has always been a self-proclaimed "gentleman" of justice.

It's the kind of "gentleman" who looks like a "pervert" on the surface, but in fact he doesn't even dare to touch a girl's waist.

It's the kind of real "gentleman" who is willing to put himself in danger in order to protect a strange girl.

In fact, these days, there are really not many good men like Wang Duofu.

But regardless of whether he Wang Duofu is a "gentleman" who has been named a "pervert", in short, in the eyes of other girls, he is not only frustrated now, but also very scary.

But heaven and earth can be learned, he has grown so big, as soon as he meets, he asks people for WeChat numbers, and it is really the first time for him Wang Duofu.

He didn't know what was going on today, anyway, as soon as he saw the other party, he had an urge to bully her, and he unconsciously became domineering.

Seeing that the other party was looking at him with a frightened look, Wang Duofu couldn't help but restrain his emotions a little, and said in a soothing tone, "What's your name?" There is only one 'Xiaobai' on WeChat? ”

The little girl didn't dare to look at him, so she could only say in a thin voice: "Jiang, Jiang Xiaobai." ”

"Jiang Xiaobai? Do you sell liquor? ”

"Xiaobai" turned around and glared at him angrily, but when he saw his eyes, like a mouse seeing a cat, he was suddenly completely arrogant, and could only say aggrievedly:

"It's not that 'Jiang', the 'Jiang' in my surname is the 'Jiang' of ginger."

Wang Duofu understood in an instant, thinking that he couldn't always bully a little girl like this, you see, he was about to scare people to cry, so he returned the phone to her, and said with a smile:

"Hello Jiang Xiaobai, meeting is fate, my name is Wang Duofu, the 'Duofu' of Duofu and longevity, I hope to make friends with you."

After that, he shook his phone, "I will contact you often in the future!" Then he walked away thinking he was chic.

This made Jiang Xiaobai sitting on the bench confused.

“？？？ What do you mean? I was just accosted? ”

It took a long time to exhale, rub his head and rub his phone, and muttered, "What a strange person." ”

In other words, Wang Duofu actually didn't want to talk about it anymore, but he really had to go, with his declining life, on the way back, maybe there would be something on the bus.

Just looking at the dialog box in WeChat that had been pinned by him, he couldn't help but secretly hook the corners of his mouth.

"How to fat four? This is to peach blossom luck, this is! In the past, the old blind fortune teller in the east of the village always said that I 'once I meet the peach blossoms, or the pole Tai comes', is it really the rhythm of changing fortune against the sky? By the way, after all, my miserable life of a single dog for 26 years? ”

Wang Duofu was in an extremely happy mood at this time, and he took a step, walking back with three steps and two jumps like a wild dog.

When I looked up at the sky, I saw the plane pulling a white line in the sky.

Lakeside Park is located on the outskirts of the city, and a large airport is nearby.

Wang Duofu made a wish for the "meteor" that was not a "meteor":

"Bodhisattva God, I wish me success in love, change my luck against the sky, and change my luck against the sky if I succeed in love......"

He chattered three times before he was satisfied and walked to the side entrance of the park.

The wind is howling.

Suddenly, a huge ice cube pierced his body, pinning him to the ground.

Wang Duofu wanted to say something, but as soon as he opened his mouth, a mouthful of blood gushed out first.

Blood flowed down the ice, winding into a crimson stream.

Wang Duofu felt that his eyelids were getting heavier and heavier, his chest was a little tight, and his body was a little cold, but it didn't seem to hurt much.

At the last moment of his life, he remembered the prophecy of the old blind man in the east of the village.

couldn't help but reluctantly tug at the corners of his mouth and said:

"Old Song Tou, you lied to me!"