"Hey, hey, hey!"

"What's the situation?"

"What's the situation?"

"Can anyone tell me what the situation is now?"

"Why did I die out of nowhere?"

"People" crowd "people" on Huangquan Road.

Wang Duofu walked in the "crowd", looking up, there was a vast "sea of people" in front of him, and there was also a team that could not be seen at a glance, thinking that stepping on this road was the past and present life, even if he was a spiritual guy, he couldn't help but feel sad.

"I'm only 26, but I haven't even kissed the girl's mouth, I haven't been on second base, and I haven't completed the glorious task of inheriting the lineage given by the old Wang family, why did I die like this?"

Suddenly, a voice came, "Hey, the one in front, what about you, don't howl, noise, disturb the people, do you know!" ”

Wang Duofu looked back and saw a bald middle-aged man with only half of his head left, but he still put on a leisurely demeanor, looking very frightened.

With their eyes met, Wang Duofu felt that this guy came out to scold himself, obviously on purpose.

But as soon as this guy opened his mouth, he was obviously angry, and Wang Duofu was not the only one crying and crying in despair on this road.

Sure enough, there was a ghost next to him, and he couldn't stand it at first, "No, it's all dead, what's wrong with crying?" ”

I didn't expect this move to hit the bottom line, but I saw that guy put on a smug look and said, "So, you dicks, from life to death, are always dicks." He pointed to the half of his head, "The main thing is that the cognition and realm can't keep up." ”

"After people are born, they always have to die, since the length of life cannot be determined, then try to expand the width of life."

"I'm different from you, it's thanks to my realm, my pattern, brother, my total assets during my lifetime, have reached 9 figures, it's not my brother I blow, I've eaten everything I should eat, I have drunk everything I should drink, and I have played everything I shouldn't play, just one word in this life, it's worth it!"

The ghosts are so angry, and the feelings have been brought to the underworld in this year? They are all people who are about to be reincarnated, and they have to suffer from such birds!

If it weren't for the iron chain on everyone's chest, the soul of this girl would have been scattered a long time ago.

The man expected that the demons could not do anything about him, but they became more and more rampant.

Suddenly, a dark wind blew.

All the demons felt a tremor from the depths of their souls.

Everyone lowered their heads, and some even stuffed their heads directly into their crotches.

Even the "9-figure boss" who was still talking eloquently just now was quiet like a quail at this time, standing in place, not daring to move.

Only Wang Duofu stretched his neck and looked around curiously.

Above the "Yellow Spring", a young girl is walking on the water with bare feet.

I saw that she was dressed gracefully, with fluttering sleeves, but she was inexplicably holding something similar to a tablet computer in her hand, frowning slightly, as if she was looking for something.

This made Wang Duofu couldn't help but mutter, "Damn, cosplay?" Could it be that the prefecture also has special services? ”

As soon as these words came out, the hearts of the "people" who were immediately harmed were as itchy as cat scratches, but they just didn't dare to look up.

But in the end, curiosity overcame fear, and they muttered in their hearts, "Just look at it, really just look at it", and they all glanced in the direction of the girl.

It didn't matter if I glanced at it, it was suddenly difficult to look away.

It may be due to the freezing cold of "Yellow Spring", faintly visible that the girl occasionally pauses and stops, a pair of slender feet at the front end, ten small toes are cutely hooked, people can't help but raise the idea of playing in the palm of the hand.

"I want to lick it." Wang Duofu said what was in his heart that many "people" wanted to say but didn't dare to say.

only heard the sound of "staggering", the throat stirred, and all the "people" swallowed a mouthful of saliva at the same time, and suddenly on the Huangquan Road, where the needles could be heard, it was particularly harsh.

The girl naturally noticed the movement here, but from her point of view, this group of underworld ghosts who were about to be "recast" were actually no different from the piglets in the slaughterhouse.

Since they are all piglets waiting to be slaughtered, who would give up their work and run over and beat them because they howl twice?

She's not a sadomasochistic pervert.

Who would have thought that her kindness failed to win the awe of the "piglets" for her, and she was overly indulgent, but instead more and more prompted a disobedient "piglet" to keep talking.

"Ahh Don't say it, the moon in the underworld is really big, phew, this chest is really round, phew, hey, it's this Huangquan Road is really white, phew, these legs are really long, phew! ”

"Brother, the moon is so big, the chest is really round, it makes sense, there is nothing wrong."

"Yes, don't say it's quite reasonable, you see that this chest is big and round, and you look at Huangquan Road, which is long and wide......"

"Brother, why are you still singing?"

……

The palace girl finally couldn't bear it anymore, "This group of 'piglets' is too noisy, right?" Again and again, challenge the bottom line of the old lady, isn't it? Is it true that the old lady is a bodhisattva who is pinched in mud, and she has no anger? ”

Seeing that the girl was about to go crazy, Wang Duofu suddenly asked: "Little sister, I think you look like Yazi of a public servant in the underworld, dare to ask you do you know, how did I die?" ”

The girl subconsciously checked the "tablet" in her hand, and suddenly realized, "Huh? What am I doing here? How can I help find out the cause of this ghost's death? Haven't I been 'regular'? Damn it, it's all to blame on this damn bastard, his train of thought was interrupted! ”

In fact, she can't be blamed for this, after all, she has just become a ghost for a short time, and she has no experience in many aspects.

Not long after the reform of the prefecture, the "Huangquan Road" has just realized the "assembly line" operation the year before last, and she has been liberated from the post of "front desk" and no longer has to guard the dilapidated "soup shop" to live.

Finally, he justifiably "turned positive" from a temporary worker and became a glorious underworld, and he can be regarded as a daughter-in-law who has been a mother-in-law for many years.

may be due to years of habitual nature, just now Wang Duofu raised doubts about the cause of her death, so she sent a ghost to check the "book of life and death".

Now that the investigation has been checked, it is natural that a good person will do it to the end and send the Buddha to the west.

I saw her inserting the "Book of Life and Death" on the outer belt of the palace dress, with her hands on her waist, how cute and cute she was.

"Hahahaha! Since you have asked sincerely, I will tell you with great compassion that the real cause of your death is that you were punctured in the heart by a 'urine ice' that fell from the sky, and you were poked to death, don't worry, you left without pain and was very peaceful. ”

“What?”

All the "people" were shocked.

Hey, don't look at the little brother just an ordinary hole in his chest, and the dead are so clear-eyed, there is a big difference between them and these "horizontal dead ghosts" with blurred flesh and blood, it turns out that they are deeply hidden!

In other words, what kind of ice is "urine ice"? What are the new ways of playing that young people are developing now? Hey, it's exciting to think about.

The little girl stood facing Wang Duofu, and under the skirt, her legs were like two white snakes with their tails crossed.

"Any questions?"

"What do you mean still have questions, yet? Please, there are more questions! ”

"First of all, can you explain to me what 'urine ice' is?"

"Secondly, can you tell me plainly where this ghost thing called 'Urine Ice' came from?"

"Again, can you explain to me who this hell poked isn't good, why did it poke me to death!"

Wang Duofu complained a series of complaints, and even hit with critical hits, which made the little girl feel unconfident.

So she was stunned for two seconds and said, "Please look at the big screen?" ”

"What, please look at the big screen, isn't this "If You Are Honest, Do Not Disturb" good?"

The little girl didn't give him a chance to continue chattering, but with a wave of her big sleeves, the "Yellow Spring" immediately turned into a super-large projection giant screen, and the picture was continuously projected frame by frame.

At the beginning, it was actually a huge underworld logo with Chinese style elements, which brought a lot of shock to the ghosts.

"Damn, high-tech!"

"What a high-tech, I've never seen an enlarged version of an IMAX movie theater!"

"Do you have to raise the bar, your IMAX movie theater can be 1/10,000 big, and I have your surname."

"Okay, Sun Thief, if you have the ability, you will be reincarnated later, and I will be your grandfather in the next life!"

"Don't make any noise, I don't know if I watch movies, what kind of quality people have now!"

is a good Huangquan Road, and the little girl has become the premiere scene of a large-scale well-known movie.

The people who eat melons don't think it's a big deal, and the ghosts don't know where to take out a small bench, and they are waiting for it one by one.

"Yellow Springs" subtitles scroll.

"Top 10 Strange Death Methods in the World in 2020".

Wang Duofu was already dead and powerless to complain.

The little girl may have pressed fast forward, and the "Yellow Spring" flickered, and finally stopped in the midst of everyone's joint protest.

"TOP2: The American guy was forced to die by his girlfriend. Subheading: Don't offend a fat man easily. ”

"It is reported that a guy in Ohio, USA, because of a quarrel with his girlfriend, was sat under him by his girlfriend in anger, and when his girlfriend got up, the guy was no longer breathing, (subtitle commentary: the guy weighed 108 pounds, girlfriend 272 pounds), girlfriend said she regretted it very much afterwards......"

This film is shot in a documentary style, and it feels very shocking and real.

The audience burst into warm applause.

All the ghosts suddenly didn't care whether they were born, old, sick and dead, or flying into trouble, at this time, they all stood up from the small bench excitedly and cheered loudly:

“TOP1！ TOP1！ TOP1！ TOP1！ TOP1！ ”

So, in the eyes of all people, a Boeing 747 appeared in the giant screen.

The "people" held their breath for fear of missing every frame.

I saw that above the sky, the tail of the Boeing 747 "accidentally" leaked a puddle of yellow-brown liquid.

Under the action of gravity, the liquid is connected into a "water rope" the thickness of a baby's forearm according to the order of the leakage time.

Then, under the combined action of the extremely cold climate and atmospheric pressure at high altitude, it quickly condensed into an "icy spear" at a speed visible to the naked eye.

"Spears" kept falling.

The "people" followed the camera and clearly saw that the speed of the "spear" was getting faster and faster.

Until the moment when the back of Wang Duofu appeared as pointed out by the "spearhead".

"It's coming!"

Countless people thought of it in their hearts.

At this time, the movie made a vivid special effect - they froze time, on the one hand, they saw that the "tip of the spear" was about to be inserted into Wang Duofu's heart, and on the other hand, Wang Duofu was still unaware of the slightest danger, so as to create a sense of tension and absurdity of fate.

Then, the effects stopped, and everything continued to work according to its original rules.

Next is the audience under the age of 18, who needs to be accompanied by a parent.

The "spear" ran through Wang Duofu's body, and a big handful of blood sprayed out.

But fortunately, everything happened too quickly and suddenly, and before the body could react, the pain ended first.

As the little girl said, "I walked peacefully".