Potato chips, jelly, biscuits, yogurt......

This large pile of snacks is unceremoniously pressing on Guo Dalu's body, as a "soap" for non-fragile products, Guo Dalu was rightfully placed at the bottom of the convenience bag, and accidentally became the man at the bottom of the food chain?

"Huihui, I really don't understand you, it's almost winter vacation, why are you buying a piece of soap?"

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Guo Dalu breathed a sigh of relief, it's good if you don't use it, it's good if you can't use it.

"Who says you can't use it? I can use it to wash my hands and feet, or I can use it to wash bra and **. The girl known as Huihui retorted.

Guo Dalu: "!!!!!" let me out, I want to see Wukong!

Fan Wenwen pursed her lips and said, "You call this impulse consumption...... Eh, why don't you give soap to the boys in our class, aren't the boys picking up soap lately?"

"Fireproof, anti-theft and anti-embalming girl, stay away from me!"

The second daughter returned to the girls' apartment of Jianghan College in Chuda in laughter, Zhuang Sihui first took out the snacks and put them on the table, and then put the "soap" Guo Dalu in the bathroom.

I just got rid of the fate of being with snacks, and I became neighbors with daily necessities such as shampoo, shower gel, toothpaste, facial cleanser, and BB cream.

"How long is the time limit for this transformation?" Guo Dalu faintly felt like he was caught by Wukong.

But then again, his current situation, even if he recovers his true body, is not easy to explain.

Early in the morning, they inexplicably appeared in the bathroom of the girls' dormitory, saying that they were repairing water pipes, would they believe it?

Guo Dalu began to quickly go through the mantra of "Transfiguration" in his mind, trying to find a way to get out, such as directly changing from soap to a cat who can advance and retreat freely?

Although it was enough to accidentally turn into a piece of soap today and be bought back by a girl to put it in the bathroom, Guo Dalu also made an extraordinary breakthrough in "Transfiguration", and he found that those mantras with unknown meanings were like those chemical elements in the periodic table, and they had to be recombined to cause a reaction.

From this point of view, Wukong's "Transfiguration Red Envelope" must have been manipulated, and he deliberately gave himself a problem.

So many mantras and mantras are placed together in a free arrangement and combination...... Guo Dalu also studied high school math, and he knows what that means.

The reason why he casually recited the mantra of "turning into soap" today is mainly because he himself has the skills and experience of "fingering", just like a student with a certain foundation in chemistry suddenly wrote a chemical equation correctly.

Following this line of thought, Guo Dalu began to put "fingerification" and "transfiguration" together as an analogy.

He was thinking about how he would operate if he were to turn the black toothpaste next to him into a cat now, and then compare the mantra mantra involved in the operation with the mantra mantra of "Transfiguration", and believed that he should have the ideal harvest.

At this time, Guo Dalu heard the sound of the door opening, followed by a sound of footsteps.

"Xiaowei, you're back, come and have a snack, I bought a lot. ”

Guo Dalu heard the girl named Huihui shouting.

"I don't have the face to eat snacks anymore! Huihui, Wenwen, please help me, I'm going crazy, I'm really going crazy! You don't know what I just did. ”

The other girl said with a tone of lovelessness and regret.

"What's the matter, you're not going to insult your little brother Lin Jue, are you?" Fan Wenwen teased.

"Almost. ”

"Ahh......h

"No," sighed the young woman, "I just followed him, and then he found out." ”

Fan Wenwen and Zhuang Sihui were silent at the same time, and after a few seconds, Zhuang Sihui said, "Wei Weiwei, are you in the brain?"

"I can't control how much I can remember!" Wei Weiwei continued in an exaggerated crying tone, "He looks really delicious, and I want to pounce on him and bite him." ”

Guo Dalu: "......" It turns out that those girls who usually look dignified and elegant also have such a rogue side behind their backs.

Fan Wenwen said disapprerovingly: "I really don't know what is so good about Lin Jue, she looks like a little white face, more than beautiful, not masculine enough, Xiaowei, with all due respect, your aesthetics need to be corrected." ”

Wei Weiwei retorted: "I just like cream Xiaosheng, don't you think he looks like a Korean star?"

"Okay. Fan Wenwen was speechless.

"Huihui, what do you think?" Wei Weiwei began to pull alliances.

"Uh...... Do you want to tell the truth?" Zhuang Sihui asked weakly.

"Of course, to tell the truth. ”

"I actually think his roommate is better. Zhuang Sihui confessed.

"Which roommate? You mean the Guo Dalu who runs the grocery store in the corruption pit?"

"Hmm. ”

Fan Wenwen answered in time: "Agree, Guo Dalu is a hundred times better than Lin Jue!"

Guo Dalu: "......" never expected that there would be girls in Jianghan University with such accurate vision, which is really rare.

"Hehe, how can Guo Dalu be as delicious as Lin Jue?" Speaking of this, Wei Weiwei suddenly changed her words, "And their styles are different, Lin Jue is suitable for love, and Guo Dalu is suitable for marriage." ”

Zhuang Sihui and Fan Wenwen said in unison: "You little prodigal hoof!"

Guo Dalu is also confused, the evaluation of "suitable for marriage" is obviously like an insult, but I don't know how to refute it, can it be that I am not suitable for marriage?

In short, this girl's gossip behind her back is really scary.

"By the way, you two went to the corruption pit and bought these bunches of snacks?"

Huihui also got nervous and bought a piece of soap that she didn't need at all. ”

"Soap?" Wei Weiwei showed a tone of surprise, "Give it to me, I just ran out of shower gel, I just used it to take a bath tonight, wash myself fragrant and white, and continue to meet my little Jue tomorrow......"

“......”

Guo Dalu: "......,! Hurry up and transform! If you don't change your body, you're about to lose your body!"

Guo Dalu concentrated and began to mentally simulate the process of turning black toothpaste into a cat with fingering, and then he memorized the mantra spells used in the transformation process, and then chose the corresponding mantra mantra from the "Transfiguration" mantra.

A string of incantations was recited, and then the password was attached: "Reveal the truth, reveal the truth, I will become a cat!"

No response.

Guo Dalu reversed the order of the spells again.

"Revealing the truth, I am as good as I want to be, and I will become a cat!"

No response.

Continue to adjust.

"Revealing the truth, I am as good as I want to be, and I will become a cat!"

......

Half an hour has passed, and there is still no response from the "Comfort Branded Soap".

In the process, in fact, two girls have gone in and out of the bathroom.

Although Guo Dalu ignored the indecency, this experience was really weird.

Guo Dalu became more and more anxious.

"Revealing the truth, I am as I wish, and I will immediately become a cat!"

Crack!

Yin and yang are reversed, and the five elements change.

Guo Dalu finally, finally, successfully transformed, from soap to black cat, but his black cat is a bit special, it seems to combine the common characteristics of toothpaste boxes and cats, and his head and body are a little ...... Square.

Guo Dalu was in a hurry to leave the women's dormitory, he didn't pay so much attention, jumped off the shelf, quickly ran out of the bathroom, and rushed out of the women's dormitory.

When leaving the women's dormitory building, Guo Dalu breathed a sigh of relief, deliberately squatted on the steps at the door to slow down, and thought: "There are a lot of cats on the Chu University campus, and I won't attract anyone's attention when I become a cat, so I can go back to the grocery store calmly, so this idea is really special!"

"Look, that cat is square!"

A girl's exclamation broke Guo Dalu's thoughts, he subconsciously looked back, and suddenly meowed, he found that the cat he had become was a cube!

Nima!

Guo Dalu cast a magic technique and disappeared from the spot in an instant.

......

At the same time, in the women's dormitory where Guo Dalu was just now, Zhuang Sihui's face was full of confusion: "I obviously put that soap on the shelf, could it be that it can run away on its own legs?"