Chapter 224: Spicy Eyes! Guo Dalu turned into a piece of soap and was bought by a beautiful woman

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The crew of "Chang'an Cat Demon" issued an official statement, officially acknowledging the "animal riot incident", apologizing to the whole society, and saying: "The crew will be responsible for all the consequences caused by this incident!"

As soon as the statement came out, it immediately set off an uproar on the Internet, and the popularity of the topic instantly overshadowed the gossip about the male star's derailment.

Guo Dalu, who saw the news, couldn't help but sigh that this scene was definitely the most unique scene Feng Yikai had ever directed.

The question now is, when the whole thing settles down, whether Feng Yikai is really going to make a movie called "Chang'an Cat Demon".

"Speaking of which, what does the Xuan Realm really look like, and how is it different from our human world?"

Guo Dalu put away his mobile phone, walked to Shui Yiyi, who was training cats, and asked.

Yu Lingling was at Professor Yu's house at this time, so these stray cats were temporarily trained by his assistant Shui Yiyi.

"Actually, there are a lot of similarities," Shui Yiyi replied to Guo Dalu's words while gesturing for a white cat to do a backflip, "You can just imagine those technological products of the grassroots as cultivation weapons." ”

Guo Dalu really thought about it seriously for a while, and said: "In terms of transportation, I can imagine that it is nothing more than the flying of the sword or the domestication of mounts, and in addition to the special rune paper, is there any other commonly used communication?"

"Yes, conch, bamboo tubes, bells, etc. can all be refined into communication instruments. "The water is in the way.

"It's kind of interesting to think about. Guo Dalu said with a smile.

"Yes, the technological development of the grassroots world has provided a lot of inspiration for the cultivators of the Xuan Realm. ”

Guo Dalu nodded approvingly, and asked again: "In addition to Xingtan and the major sects, are there any other forces in the Xuan Realm......?"

"Of course there is, in addition to the large and small sects and scattered cultivation alliances in the Xuan Realm, there are also seven major dynasties ......"

Speaking of this, Shui Yiyi paused for a moment, his face changed, as if he had secretly added fuel to himself, and he added strongly and bravely: "There is also 'it'." ”

"The big basin that controls the night?" Guo Dalu blurted out.

Shui Yiyi nodded cautiously.

Guo Dalu could see that Shui Yiyi's mood fluctuated a lot when he mentioned "it", so he didn't ask more about "it", and changed the topic: "I've been hearing what you said about monks and real people before, how to divide this level?"

Regarding the cultivation realm, Wukong once gave him popular science, but the Great Sage, who was originally disdainful of these cultivation realms, popularized the science very briefly, and Guo Dalu just seized the opportunity to learn more about it.

Shui Yiyi let the white cat rest aside, turned his head to look at Guo Dalu, and asked curiously, "Didn't these fish spirits tell you?"

"Some of them said 'on the triple' or something, but the others didn't say it, and I never had time to ask. ”

"Hmm. Shui Yiran nodded, "To put it simply, the Xuan Realm is divided into four cultivation realms below the immortals, namely monks, real people, grandmasters, and saints, and each of them is divided into a small realm of twelve floors. ”

"The 'upper threefold' you just mentioned refers to the tenth, eleventh, and twelfth triple realms, and only when you enter these threefold realms can you truly stabilize the great realm, and only then can you be qualified to prepare for the breakthrough of the next great realm. ”

When Guo Dalu heard this, he thought: "These coincide with what Wukong and Yu Lingling said. ”

Shui Yiyi continued: "However, it is easy to advance to the breakthrough of the small realm from one to the ninth level, but it is very difficult to break through to the upper threefold small realm, not to mention the excellent talent, it will take about thirty to fifty ......years for ordinary monks to break through the ten-story building."

Guo Dalu nodded, "It's no wonder that some seniors exclaimed, 'It's difficult, difficult, and the most mysterious'." ”

That's it. Shui Yiyi agreed, "The upper threefold small realm is already like this, and as for the two big realms, there is a chasm between them. ”

"If a monk with medium talent wants to cultivate to the realm of a real person, he must have at least 50 years of Taoism, a real person needs to practice for a hundred years to reach the grandmaster, and it will take even longer for the grandmaster to become a saint, because whenever a cultivator enters the sainthood, it will definitely attract visions of heaven and earth, and all cultivators in the world will feel it. ”

"Therefore, without three to five hundred years of preparation, the Grandmaster will not easily survive the saint tribulation. ”

Guo Dalu immediately remembered Sun Wukong, thinking that when Wukong was born, he directly alarmed the Jade Emperor of the Heavenly Court, so this should be the vision of a natural saint.

"In fact, not only the saint calamity, but the breakthrough and promotion between any two great realms are accompanied by the calamity of the three calamities, so not everyone can succeed in cultivating the avenue. ”

When she said this, Shui Yiyi's face became solemn.

Guo Dalu said casually: "Cultivating Jindan Avenue is to fight with the sky, and there is nothing else. ”

"Senior brother said the same thing. "The water is in the way.

While the two were talking, a black cat popped in.

"Shopkeeper, shopkeeper, no! Professor Yu recognized me!"

Yu Lingling's tone was anxious, and she turned into a human form with a "bang" and ran in front of Guo Dalu, "She recognizes that I am not a black bean." ”

"What do you say?" Guo Dalu didn't feel too surprised.

Yu Lingling thought for a while and said, "She said to me, 'I know you're not a black bean, you were sent by Xiao Guo to replace the black bean, right...... Thank you, you can go back and thank Xiao Guo for me', she said this to me, and her hand was still touching my head. ”

Guo Dalu smiled, "It's okay, she hasn't fully confirmed it until now, which means that Lingling, you are acting great." ”

"Really?"

"Yes. ”

The innocent girl was happy again, "I don't think I'm flawed." ”

Guo Dalu: "......"

After that, the three of them chatted casually for a while, and went to practice separately.

Guo Dalu has been brewing for a long time before officially opening the "Qi Refining Chapter", and his cultivation is quite smooth, he is confident that he will cultivate to the Dacheng realm within half a year, and he will be perfect in nine months.

After completing the cultivation of the "Qi Refining Chapter", Guo Dalu continued to study the "Transformation Technique".

After reciting the entire mantra back and forth more than a dozen times, he suddenly had an idea and began to freely combine words, as if he had vaguely found some direction.

Guo Dalu played with the permutations and combinations of spells all night.

......

Early the next morning, Guo Dalu went out to buy breakfast and went to the supermarket to buy some daily necessities.

When he walked to the daily necessities section of the supermarket, he saw a dazzling array of goods on the shelves, subconsciously pinched the trick, whispered two incantations, and then said the order as if self-deprecating: "Reveal the truth, reveal the truth, my body is as good as I want, become soap!"

Then came the time to witness the miracle.

Just listen to the sound of "beep", and the five elements change rapidly.

Guo Dalu disappeared.

A bar of soap falls on the ground.

the !!!

It worked???

Guo Dalu, who had become a soap, was three-dimensionally confused, he could clearly feel that he was now in the form of a piece of soap, but he didn't remember how he changed it, and he was completely blind.

If you don't know how to change it, you naturally don't know how to change it back!

An awkward stalemate.

Now I can only wait for the spell to subside when the time limit expires, and then I can change back into my real body.

"I hope I don't get noticed. Guo Dalu prayed secretly.

Just then, he heard a girl's voice, "There's a bar of soap on the floor." ”

Guo Dalu: "......" what are you afraid of!

Then I heard another girl answer: "It deliberately fell on the ground to get our attention, it must have wanted us to buy it, well, fulfill its wish." ”

When the voice fell, Guo Dalu smelled a fresh fragrance, and then a long-haired girl squatted down to pick up the soap version of him and put it in the shopping basket.

"Oh-no!!!!!!" Guo Dalu screamed inwardly.