Chapter 1547

Men always prefer to be worse than whomever they are

"Come on, come on, hurry up and eat, you can't live up to Beansha's heart, right?" The old man smiled sinisterly, took a deep breath, closed his eyes, and slammed the boiled noodles from the bowl down. ，

Then he hiccuped, exhaled a cloud of black smoke from his mouth, patted his stomach, and turned his head to stare at me.

"Hmph, fool." I nudged the bridge of my nose and sneered.

This old man, who underestimated me too much, thought that I was a pampered greenhouse flower, would he be afraid of this little bowl of boiled noodles?

I slowly closed my eyes, and the past flashed through my mind like a passing eye.

Then, I picked up the spoon, took a sip, and ate the bowl of black slimy boiled noodles as if I were tasting a dessert.

"Well, it's not bad." Putting down the bowl, I gracefully took out my handkerchief, and was just about to wipe my mouth dry, but after thinking about it, I suddenly put it back, and instead looked at the stunned, messy old man of gallons, and pulled his cloak over and wiped it on his mouth.

I only heard a thud, and by the time I dried my mouth and let go of my hand, the old man Gallon's cloak had a big hole.

"My precious cloak, !!" After a while, the other party's crying and screaming came out violently.

"What's wrong with the teacher?" Beansha is unknown.

"It's nothing, it's common for people to get old and insane." I smiled and comforted the innocent girl in front of me.

"One more bowl."

"Okay, senior brother, are Beansha's boiled noodles delicious?"

"It's subtle...... Unexpectedly, there was a thrill that rushed straight to the head. ”

"Really, in fact, Bei Ansha thinks so too, he deserves to be a senior brother, eh, hehe~~~"

Beansha happily filled me with another bowl, and then the old man who was still holding his cloak and glaring at me sadly.

The pot was very small, and it was almost bottomed out after eating two bowls per person, and after the last bite, the three of them invariably burped and spewed out a puff of black smoke.

To be honest, as long as the tail and stomach pouch are strong enough to hold up, this boiled noodle still tastes quite good.

I touched my stomach and thought.

Look at the pot at the bottom, and the appearance of Bei Ansha licking the corners of his mouth, and his heart is horizontal.

Let's just go through the dark dinner to the end.

With a "bang", a boxy double-layer black wooden box was placed in front of the three of them.

"Senior brother, this is ......" Beansha was like a newborn baby, full of curiosity about anything that appeared, and couldn't wait to ask when he saw this box.

"Hmph, this is the gateway to salty hell." I cupped my forehead, smiled coldly, and opened the box.

Inside, the dishes are neatly arranged, and even like works of art.

"Come on, you're welcome, mine is bleeding heavily today, so I'll let you taste it."

Although it is terrible, after all, it is made by the little fox herself, and it is full of her heart, and ordinary people want to eat it and I am not willing to give it.

"Boy, don't be alarmist, you did this?" The old man stepped up, stared at the colorful and fragrant dishes in the box, and swallowed.

"It's not."

"I'll just say, how can you have such taste." He seemed relieved.

"Then let me try it first."

He took a sip, looked at the chopsticks, they didn't melt, and said yes.

Looking at the color again, although it has been two days, it is still fresh and tender, the green of the green vegetables, and the tenderness of the meat are all kept very good, so I said again.

But even so, he was still not at ease, the little ghost's experience made him stretch out his fingers and pinch it, and found that there was no hidden strange thing that could not be chewed and indigested, and he was immediately full of joy and said good.

At this moment, the gallon finally took the dish in his mouth and took a big bite.

Boom Boom !!

The clear sky flashed like a few thunderbolts that opened the sky, maintaining the posture of chopsticks, and the gallon's face was distorted like a character from a rampaging comic.

"Water...... Water ......" He hissed with difficulty, reaching out to me and Beansha for help.

"Seeing that you are in a hurry, you have already prepared." I smiled brightly, handed over a large basin of water that I had prepared, and with a slip of my fingers, a dried sour plum fell into the basin.

The unsuspecting gallon took the basin and poured it violently, pausing for a few seconds, then suddenly screaming, throwing down the basin and running out of the window, probably looking for water to drink.

Hmph, deserved it, this is called evil retribution.

"Senior brother, can I eat it?" Beansha kept tugging at my sleeve, and the old man showed that miserable look, but it didn't shake her curiosity about the box.

"Of course it's fine, but there's one condition, which is to eat it anyway, you know?" I touched Beansha's long, smooth and soft black hair and smiled.

"Then, you'll need a basin of water."

By the time the gallon came back gasping for breath, Beansha and I had already eaten half of it.

Seeing the two of them eating silently, taking a bite of food and a mouthful of water, the old face of Gallen, who wanted to be angry, sat down with a sullen ass, took out a water bag, and learned to eat.

"It's not easy for you." He sighed vaguely as he looked up and poured water.

"So-so, painful and happy, like this mouthful of food, this mouthful of water."

After eating the last bite of the dish, I jerked the remaining water from the basin down my throat, touched my wobbly, gurgling belly, and calmly said.

If you have to compare the boiled noodles of Beansha and the salty hell of Little Fox, which one is more powerful, I think it should be compared on a case-by-case basis.

For ordinary people, it is undoubtedly that Bei Ansha's boiled noodles are more powerful, and if you take one bite, your life will be over.

But for adventurers, I think it's still the little fox's salty hell that is even more powerful, the kind that every bite of it feels like the water in the whole body has been drained

, absolutely beyond imagination.

There is also the failure of the three princesses, and the power is not inferior to these two, thinking about how I have come over the years, I have to wipe a handful of tears with sadness, in contrast, just eating a bowl of diamond caterpillar clear soup noodles has become cynical, and a certain leg-haired fairy who has gone crazy is simply weak.

However, I didn't expect that the girl in front of me, the cheap junior sister I just met, Bei Ansha, would be so sharp, whether it was the boiled noodles she made herself, or the salty hell of the little fox, she could eat it with relish.

Perhaps, I have found a guy with an appetite comparable to that of a little ghost, should I let her try a diamond?

Resisting the temptation of this thought, I set my eyes on the half-dead old man of the gallons, and after playing around for so long, let's get down to business, I'm holding back my doubts now.

"Speaking of which, why did you suddenly come from the first world to the third world?"

"Huh? What's there to say about this, come as you want, it's that simple. "Also touching the water in his stomach, this old man with hairy legs lifted his feet to the table, like a mountain village man, and there is no image of a strong man with the power of the world at all.

"Besides, what is there to be nostalgic for me in the First World, to stay there and continue to be called by Akara's little baby?"

I thought about it, this is true, with his strength, only the third world can become a real stage, and the first world is like a birdcage for him, and he can't use his hands and feet at all.

"Well, actually, I've always wanted to ask the most basic question, how old are you?"

"Bastard, don't ask anything, ask what this kind of thing is done, if you are idle and bored, you might as well ask how old the ghost you raised is." Old Gallen's eyes widened, and he slapped me on the head without thinking about it.

Damn, it seems that age is a taboo subject for him, what a strange old man, and not a woman, what do you say to keep secrets.

I touched my aching head, and my eyes gurgled: "So change the question, what are you doing now?" ”

"That's a good question." The old man slapped the thigh of the gallon, so that it startled me, I said, what are you thinking when you guys are startled?

"Finally asked a decent question, ahem." With a few pretentious coughs, he stood up, paced a few deep steps, and looked at him with an unfathomable gaze.

"I told you yesterday that I've actually made a name for myself in the Third World, and now that I've asked, I'll continue with that topic."

"I'm sorry, I don't want to know all of a sudden, let's change the question."

"There are no doors! Whose fault do you think it is? Gal let out a loud cry and glared at me angrily.

"It's like it's my fault." I'm confused, what's wrong with me?

"Who else could you be, isn't it you kid who connived at that ghost?"

Oh, so it was the fault of the diamond noodles that night, and I looked at the old man and waited for him to continue.

"Since then, I have learned how luxurious a bowl of delicious noodles is, so I learned from the hard work and went to the Third World, explored the painstaking habits, and finally found the mysterious thing that manipulates the taste - spices!"

Finally speaking, the old man suddenly came to a golden rooster independent posture, lifted the cloak on both sides, revealing the bottles and cans inside, of course, the hole just now was also dancing coquettishly.

"Now, I'm the Spice Emperor!!" He proclaimed aloud with a dignified and majestic demeanor, like the gods on the throne.

"Who approved of it?"

Gallon: "......"

"I'm asking, who approved this spice emperor?"

"Ahem, I don't have to worry about this kind of trivial matter, in short, I have mastered the mystery of taste now, and I don't have to be destroyed by the caterpillar at the end of the diamond year to cook noodles." Thinking of the past, Gallon still wiped a handful of tears sadly.

"Why don't I think your situation has changed?" I glanced at the broken pot next to me and felt pity.

"Shut up, it wasn't like this before yesterday, by the way, it must be because you're here, you stinky boy who brought disaster."

"Don't rely on me for everything, I see that you are such a fate, and you have formed an indissoluble bond with cooking noodles all your life, accept your fate."

"Accept your sister, I haven't heard of such an unlucky fate!"

glared at each other like fighting cocks, and suddenly, the old man softened, coughed heavily, and put on a stern posture.

"My student, it's your turn to repay me."

"Let's hear about it."

"In order to perfect the path of the spice emperor, now, we need to do something."

"It's you, not us." I corrected.

"Anyway, Raphael's spice room, you know."

"I see, you guys are here at camp to covet those spices, right?" As soon as the old man said this, I immediately came to my senses.

"What is covetous, this is called joint research and joint promotion."

"Then you go to Raphael to study together and promote it together." I laughed.

"If I can find her, I will tell you what to do with this, and when the time comes, I will inevitably be threatened by her again, let me do this and that, I am very busy, how can I have so much free time to be called by these little babies."

Gallen's face twitched a few times, last time he lost a bet with the treacherous and cunning Akara, and as a result, he was called to teach the kid in front of him for a long time, and this is also the beginning of the dark history of that bowl of diamond clear soup noodles, every time he thinks of this, he beats his chest with regret, and sighs that he has lost his footing and hatred for eternity.

"I see you're very idle." I said noncommittally, pausing.

"With your strength, you can do it even if you sneak in alone, you don't have to ask me for help."

"You don't know, don't look at it as just an inconspicuous spice room, in fact, there, but one of the centers of the entire camp magic array, how can it be so easy to sneak into."

"There's actually the center?" I was taken aback and remembered the last time Raphael had taken us in, it was no different from an ordinary room with miscellaneous items, and it was completely impossible to see that something so important would be hidden in such an inconspicuous place.

This is probably the same reason as the big hidden in the city.

"Actually, even if it's one of the hubs, it won't be difficult for me, and if you want to get spices, you can still get them, but this will inevitably make Raphael find out my whereabouts, and when the time comes, spread the news, saying that my gallon stole her things, then wouldn't I be too late?"

"I don't think you can save as many nights as you do now." Rolling my eyes, I took out the jar of spices that Raphael had given me, wrapped a small packet and threw it to the other party.

"If you want me to get a way, you also know that it is one of the centers of the magic array, and even you can't sneak in, so don't I go to find death? If you can't go directly to Raphael, it will definitely arouse her suspicions, so that's all there is for the time being, you can make do with it. ”

"Barely enough, enough for me to study for a while." Smelling the spices, the old man nodded with satisfaction.

"And then, what's going on with Beansha?"

I asked, turning my gaze to the girl who had been staring curiously at the conversation between the two of us.

"When I met her halfway, I saw that she seemed to be homeless and wandering around, so I temporarily stayed by my side."

"Homeless, wandering around?" I choked on my breath.

In the third world, where the forces of hell are rampant, even a domain-level powerhouse does not dare to say that he is homeless and wandering around, this old man is good, and he will pick up such a person casually.

"What's all the fuss, everyone has secrets, and I think it was a mistake to take you in more than the well-behaved and obedient Beansha." Old Gallen glared at me and turned to himself to study the spices.

This old man...... My hateful teeth itched, and I looked at Beansha, who looked curiously baby-like, scooped her jet-black ponytail in my hand, combed her five fingers lightly, and couldn't help but squint her eyes like a comfortable kitten.

"Beansha, I ask you, what have you learned from this old man?"

"Spices, the teacher taught a lot, and the cooking noodles just now are the results." Beansha nodded vigorously.

This old man is really self-inflicted, he can't live, he is unlucky, I can't help but laugh when I hear Biansha's words.

Such a well-behaved and simple girl, and at first sight with herself, soul resonance, fate is bound, I can't watch her be misled by the old man of the gallen, since she likes spices so much, let me teach her the right knowledge.

At this moment, the soul of the senior brother was burning.

"Bei Ansha, listen up, from tomorrow onwards, senior brother will teach you."

"Really?" Beansha happily shook my hand, and her delicate pretty face suddenly came up, and her dark and shining eyes opened wide, full of joy written in them.

"Of course it's true." I glanced at the old man Gallen, who was fully in research mode, regardless of our side, and that was fine.

"Great, senior brother, please ask Beansha more and more, so that Xiaosha can eat more delicious food." Beansha couldn't help but cheer.

"I've wanted to ask for a long time, who is Xiaosha?"

"Uh-huh, it's Biansha's best friend." Bei Ansha immediately panicked, his eyes dodgy, and he obviously didn't want to say too much.

What a kid who doesn't know how to lie.

I touched her head dotingly, as Gallen said, everyone has their own secrets, it seems, even the innocent and innocent Beansha in front of me is no exception......

The second chapter is presented, it's too sleepy, let's make do with it first, Xiao Qi goes to bed first, and gets up at noon to polish, sorry.

Finally, I would like to sincerely ask you for a monthly pass again.