Chapter 1548: Even Belier can't do it
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"That's why Lord Raphael, please teach me how to make a barbecue." The next day, I bowed to Raphael, the only one who could save me from the worst of life.
Yesterday I said that I would correct Amber from the erroneous knowledge of the leg-haired immortals and teach it by myself, but I came back and pondered it carefully.
No, I don't know anything, what kind of teaching?
The only things I can take out are barbecue and stewed broth, but these two, as long as you are a person with common sense, you can basically try them once or twice, and you can make them, but you really can't take them out.
At this moment, how much I wanted Hans Ricken to possess him, of course, the white hair and the fiery red exploding burger head were spared.
In desperation, I had to continue to ask Raphael for help, didn't Akara say that if there is something I don't understand, if I encounter a problem, it's best to discuss it with her? You see how obedient I am.
"I don't understand why you're saying this all of a sudden." Raphael, who was retiring from his desk and preparing to take a nap and drink a glass of water, was very troubled by my sudden move.
"All in all, I suddenly decided to go on the path of the kitchen god." I was in a superhuman pose.
"If you want to learn how to cook, go out and turn right and keep walking."
"Oh, okay, thank you, teacher."
I subconsciously turned around, and when I got to the door, I realized that something was wrong.
"Wait, that's my home."
Straight out of Raphael's tent. Less than 10 meters to the right, Linya and I set up a tent. If my memory is correct.
Raphael: "......"
I'm sorry, Akara, she silently wiped a handful of tears in her heart.
Although he once confidently said in his reply that he could turn Xiao Wu's sense of direction around, now it seems that this is an impossible task.
Because, in front of me is a super road idiot who can't even tell whether his home is on the left or right hand.
"So, at least give me a reason, don't push it off with the idea of being a chef." Raphael unconsciously lifted Erlang's legs. Like a comfortable lady, she narrowed her beautiful eyes.
"Actually......" I lowered my head deeply and gritted my teeth, there was no way. It seems that this is the only way to say.
"Actually, I'm hungry!!."
An "ah" word echoed in the air. For a long time.
"Little Wu......" Raphael looked at me seriously.
"Isn't it often said that in fact...... Are you an idiot? β
"Yes, why do you know Lord Raphael?" I scratched my head in embarrassment.
Little ghost. The three princesses, the yellow maids, the little foxes, the little King Arthur, and the little girl Beya, are all stupid. I've been used to it for a long time.
"No...... Nothing, okay. What do you want to learn. Raphael sighed, as if she had given up something, although she didn't know what she had given up, but this kind of thing should not be ignored, anyway, the purpose had been achieved.
"As I said earlier, it's barbecue." I was refreshed.
"You can learn this kind of thing from Xiaolinya."
"Linya is studying with Grandma Allen, how can I bother her?"
"I'm also busy with official business, and now is a little free time that I managed to squeeze in."
"There's no way, both sides can't avoid bothering, it's better to disturb you than to disturb Linya, it's different from intimacy, this world is so cruel." I looked out the window in the direction, as if I had seen through the truth of the world, and I couldn't help but sigh.
"You're pretty honest." As soon as my eyes flickered, Raphael had already jumped out of his chair, a fist pressed down on the top of my head, constantly spinning.
"Passing the prize...... I'm a person...... The biggest advantage is ...... Honest...... "There was an extra fist like an electric drill above my head, and I grinned in pain and struggled to finish my words."
"Okay, really, it's obviously a rest time, why should it be used to teach Xiao Xiao Wu?" Raphael nagged dissatisfiedly, but there was a smile on his face, what, obviously he was enjoying it, right, could it be some conspiracy?
I cautiously followed, on the grass outside the tent.
"First of all, Xiao Wu, you bake one first, let me see what needs to be improved."
"No problem." Without saying a word, I made a fire, prepared a piece of raw meat, washed and dried, wiped the salt on it, skewered the sword, and stretched it out on the fire to roast.
Half an hour later, a piece of hot roast was ready.
"You taste it, it tastes very ordinary." I graciously handed over the handle of my sword.
Raphael, who took the handle of the sword, looked at the barbecue on the sword with indifferent eyes, paused for a few seconds, and suddenly threw it to the side of the road, just a few earth dogs passing by, and the barbecue was still flying in the air, and it was bitten off by the scramble, and walked away.
"My barbecue ahh!!hh
Looking at this scene in disbelief, I fell to my knees with my head in my hands, although it was a very ordinary barbecue, but it was too much.
"This ...... Could it be the result of ten years of training, Xiao Wu? β
"No, to be precise, it should be the result of the first two years." Hatefully watching the bastard wild dogs run away, I stood up in frustration, patted my clothes, and went back.
"After that, Veras almost always prepared enough dry food for me every time I went through the training."
"It turned out that I was spoiled by my little wife, that's better, if I can only make this kind of thing after ten years of training, then Xiao Wu is too pitiful." Saying this, Raphael couldn't help but use his imagination and looked at me with pity.
Hey, hey, don't bring such a hurtful person, I secretly rolled my eyes, but now I have to ask for someone, and I can only endure it.
"So. Where can improvements be made? β
"I don't need to improve, do you?" Raphael smiled and added.
"Let's start from scratch."
Me: "......"
"First of all. Raw meat should be washed carefully, and the best way is to draw some cross knife flowers, so that not only can the blood in the meat be washed off, but also the flavor will be added when it is served. β
"Oh oh, I see."
"Then there's the key marinade, you can't just put salt on it, you don't have any other spices on you? Forget it, you memorize the recipe written on it first. Then, if time permits, let it sit for a while to marinate at the end. β
"Understood!"
"For the last baking part, turn evenly. Can't be in too much of a hurry. Always pay attention to the doneness of the meat, control the heat, and then the biggest secret of deliciousness...... Qiang Qiang Qiang. My special honey, just lightly brush with a layer ......"
"Scent...... The scent is already coming out, and my stomach is getting more and more hungry, Lord Raphael, can I eat it? β
"Wait, if you want to make it even tastier. If it's not too much trouble, this requires another secret approach. β
Raphael said. Mysteriously brought a bucket of water, and plunged his clean and delicate little hands into the water, the fluctuation of magic flashed slightly, and the ice floe had condensed on the surface of the water.
Looking at this bucket of ice water, my eyes widened, is this the legendary chef's secret?
Two hours later......
"That's right, that's it, draw some knife flowers on it, and ask for a cross."
In the attic of the hotel occupied by the leg-haired immortals, a scene very similar to that of a few hours ago was staged, except that the roles were changed to me and Beanshah.
It's a buy-and-sell thing, and my confidence swells infinitely when I look at the recipe note Raphaelce gave me, and then look at the special honey I asked for from her.
Hmph, from now on, please call me Wu Fan, the god of barbecue!
"That's it...... Marinate for a while, and then ...... "I repeated what Raphael had said, and Beansha looked serious, as if he was going on a pilgrimage, and I could only teach with all my might."
"Finally, it's honey that changes the taste!"
"Honey?" Beansha doesn't seem to know what honey is.
"That's right." I showed the golden honey in the jar to Beansha.
"It looks sweet." Bei Ansha leaned up, the tip of her nose kept stirring, and she looked very innocent and cute.
"You can eat it straight."
"Really?"
"Give it a try."
"Then you're welcome." Beansha stretched out his finger, carefully glued a little bit and put it in his mouth, stunned, and suddenly the whole person fell into a state of intoxication, just like someone and a starfish.
"Senior brother, this honey is delicious, delicious, delicious!"
Beansha expressed her excitement with three delicious dishes in a row, staring at the golden gooey body inside the jar with sparkling eyes, looking like a greedy bear, which made people laugh.
"It's okay to eat a little more, but you can't eat it all, otherwise you won't be able to cook the barbecue."
I gently stroked her smooth black hair, smiled, and wondered in my heart, instead of teaching Bei Ansha how to make barbecue, would it be more practical to just get a few jars of honey for her?
"Beansaud barbecue, done!" After completing all the steps step by step, Beansha raised the roast meat on his sword high.
No, no, no, that's not your special ...... No, it should be considered special.
Looking at the black mass on the sword, I was speechless.
It's strange, it should be done according to Raphael's approach, it shouldn't be like this, it should be golden, evenly and slightly burnt skin, fragrant and fragrant, take a bite, crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, fat but not greasy, and the taste is only three points, how did it become such a piece of black charcoal?
I was deep in thought, and I always felt that something was wrong, as if something was missing.
"Senior brother...... Flavor...... Whew...... Not bad. "I'm thinking about it here, but the greedy worm of Beansha has already taken the black charcoal and gnawed on it.
"What's a good idea?" I asked.
"Subtle good." Beansha's smile now is not to mention how pure and bright it is.
Me: "......"
A complete failure, bastard, I fell to my knees, puzzled, why?
"Come again!" I'm not convinced.
"But brother, there's no more honey." Bei Ansha reluctantly held the already empty honey jar, and the small fragrant tongue quickly swiped over the moist lips that were pursed, licking a touch of golden yellow from the corner of her mouth.
"How can it be over, there is still half a can. It's enough to do it more than ten times. My eyes widened and I snatched the jar. I can't wait to poke my head in and take a look, to see if all the honey that has disappeared inexplicably is hiding.
Eventually, putting down the jar, I stared at Beansha speechlessly.
"Hey, hey," Beansha blinked his dark eyes and smiled innocently at me.
"Senior brother, can you ...... next time ...... with a little more honey"
Me: "......"
...... that evening
In the extremely contrasting space between the sunny green forest garden world and the frozen dark world, Belial in the form of a butterfly loli stretched out her delicate little hand, and there was an extra piece of paper on her palm.
"It seems to be secret information sent by Xiao A."
"Oh. Azmodean's stupid bastard, could it be that she really got her useful information. β
The ground rumbled and trembled, and the tall demon king Andariel walked over step by step, with a little anticipation in his eyes.
"Just look at it."
Then again. Can Azmodan write? At the moment when the note is opened. Such uneasy thoughts flashed in the hearts of the two demon kings at the same time.
As a result, when they took it apart, the two demon kings were suddenly a little dizzy.
Unsurprisingly, it's all over the pattern.
The first pattern is a honey jar. Surrounded by Azmodean and Saya villains, they pose as stars and moons in front of the honey jar.
The second motif is a barbecue grill with the backs of Azmodan and another man sitting next to it.
The third motif is a bonfire with a broken pot on it, this time around three people eating with bowls, one in Azmodan. There was also an old man, a male.
The last pattern. It is a spice jar, which is placed in the center of a circle, as if to tell a very important matter.
If this is the case, perhaps with the wisdom of Beryl, there are some clues.
But it's a pity that Azmodan doesn't talk about writing, and even his drawings are at the level of kindergarten graffiti, such as the bee jar, with its crooked lines, which looks more like a human heart.
So, even if he was as smart as Belier, he misunderstood, thinking that Xiao Ah had really started to slaughter humans and bid farewell to the Demon King of Zero?
But come to think of it, there was no commotion from the camp, and I was confused.
"Sister Balier, you...... Can you read it? Andariel stared at the patterns, and finally pressed his forehead hard, falling into a stern chaos.
"I'm sorry, Xiao An'er, even if it's me, there are things I can't do." Beryl sighed.
"Little Azmodan is really a fool."
"Little Ah...... Hungry ......"
In another dark and frozen world, the demon king Saya who was sleeping on the ice bed seemed to faintly hear some vague conversations, and the two hair strands in the shape of cat ears trembled, and muttered in a confused dream.
Following......
"Lord Raphael, please teach me how to make stew today." I lifted the tent and barged in as I spoke.
I saw the cup in Raphael's hand tremble slightly, and he turned his head and smiled very brightly.
"Little Wu...... You think I'm idle, don't you? β
"Now it seems...... It seems to be like this. I pointed to her leisurely drinking tea and said.
"A rare rest." Raphael pointed to Wen JiΓ n on the desk.
"That's really rare, I met it, fate." I exclaimed.
That is to say...... Not going to give up? "Playing with the delicate porcelain cup in my hand, the same delicate jade fingers, there is a sense of contrast, very dazzling.
"Okay, no way, I'll teach you a special stew broth today."
Thereupon......
"Beansha, I'll teach you a special stew broth today."
A few hours later, I stood in front of Beansha with my head held high, showing the demeanor of a senior brother.
What about the old man of the gallons? Forget it, leave him alone, he probably ran to some corner and got mold again.
Because I had seen his research fanaticism, I was not surprised, and turned to teach Beansha with my heart.
As a result, this time...... It exploded.
"It's so weird, why is this happening?"
I sat down cross-legged, letting the pot fly up in the explosion and slam it upside down on my head, pondering in bewilderment.
Obviously it was copied perfectly step by step according to Raphael's method, why was it turned into a pot of delicious stew in Raphael's hands, but in the hands of me and Beansha, it turned into explosives?
I can't figure it out, this world is so strange.
There's no way, I'm going to go out with Sa Qili and them tomorrow to practice, it seems that this teaching task can only be put on hold for the time being, and I'll talk about it when I come back.
After thinking about it, I still listed the perfect steps on paper, and then left plenty of materials, including honey, to tell SΓΉ Beansha to go out for a while and practice well when he was away.
"Senior brother, goodbye, come back quickly."
On the attic window, Beansha held the honey jar in his arms with one hand, reached into the jar with the other hand, stuck the honey in one hand, licked it clean, and waved it at me in the distance.
Because of honey, have you finished kumaization?
I smiled helplessly, turned around, and waved back until my vision was obscured.
That evening, Belier and Andariel received another letter from Azmodean.
"What is this, could it be that this is a hidden plan for the Alliance to plot against us?" Andariel glanced at the letter in his hand again.
With a crooked, earthworm-like cryptic text, it lists the complete steps of the barbecue and stew.
Originally, Andariel didn't plan to be suspicious, but firstly, Azmodan could not write, so the words on it were definitely not from her handwriting, and secondly, the words on it were ...... The words on this are really ugly, okay, is it deliberately written so awkwardly?
If you think about it like this, you can't help but think of it as some kind of code text for the Alliance.
"I don't know, I really don't know, don't ask me."
Berlier hugged his head and screamed, curled up his petite body on the core of the flower, and then more than a dozen petals gently closed, shielding the outside world.
Even Belier has things that can't be done......
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