The white elephant deceives the corpse

Tang San successfully reached the small village at the foot of the mountain.

After experiencing the bloody wind of Lion Camel City and Lion Camel Ridge, it is indeed time for him to rest his feet and change his mood.

Maybe from now on, he will be greeted by a thoroughfare, all the way to the Tang Kingdom and return to his hometown to see his wife, become a martial arts tyrant to the pinnacle of life, and achieve a living legend.

Isn't life happy?

Wha......

People go to the mountains and skies, and the Lion Camel Ridge at this time is particularly quiet compared to weekdays.

But to the north of this mountain, there is a grievance still being staged.

Heaven blows snow.

Big embarrassment.

The decisive battle between the two is not over yet.

Blowing Snow, who has already used his most powerful move, still hasn't been able to extinguish the big embarrassment.

No, it should be said, it didn't hurt her at all.

A red laser shot out of the hurricane released by the blowing snow, cutting through the ground all the way towards the blowing snow, and by the time she reacted, there was no escape.

"Hum—"

A scorching laser shot in.

Is this the end of the fate of mankind?

Blowing Snow's mind went blank.

However, the laser stopped at her feet.

"Ho ho. You've lost, Xiao Xuexue. ”

The disgusting balloon came out of the hurricane unharmed, and the big move of blowing snow couldn't hurt her in the slightest, such a difference in strength was too big.

Fortunately, Blowing Snow has the excuse that she is seriously injured, and she can comfort and comfort herself, otherwise what would make her the world's best face?

"How about it, Xiao Xuexue, you have no choice, join our weird association, so that Lord Ben can still plead for you in front of that adult, ho ho~"

The corners of his eyes turned up maliciously.

At this time, Blowing Snow was already extremely weak, and he was no longer able to release a big move that could threaten the opponent.

What to do?

"I ...... I give up. ”

Blowing snow actually gave up! For the first time in her life, she was so wise.

"Ho Ho, it's a wise choice, welcome to the big family of the Weird Society. So, tell me what you know. ”

"Hmph...... What do you want to know? Blowing Snow's abdomen was still bleeding, and her legs and feet were almost unable to support her because of weakness.

The big embarrassed eyes narrowed their eyes with a smile, and slowly said the name-

"Children of Prophecy."

"Oh, that's it." Chuixue smiled, but smiled a little reluctantly, "It doesn't matter now, anyway, the Hero Association has perished." ”

"That's right, ho~"

Blowing Snow smiled again, and at this time she was unexpectedly calm and free: "The son of prophecy is actually ......"

Da Yuan's eyes widened in anticipation.

"It's ......"

"That's me."

This!

Blowing snow is the "child of prophecy"? Is there anything more bloody than that?

The embarrassed eyes immediately laughed: "It turned out to be you, hahaha-you liar!" ”

The big eyeballs instantly turned hideous and blood-red.

Blowing Snow also smiled, laughing so happily, like a two-hundred-pound child, completely forgetting that his smile would directly open the wound.

"Hah...... Ahem...... Hahaha, you're a two-to-two, have you been tricked by Miss Ben? Ha ha...... Look at your stupidity...... cough cough cough cough ......"

There was blood spitting out from the corners of her mouth, and she couldn't hold it anymore.

This joke directly angered the big embarrassment, and the red light around him once again.

"Die, Yellowface!"

The big embarrassed eyes shouted angrily, and the laser shot out, hitting the blowing snow on the opposite side.

Who knows, before the laser shoots, Blowing Snow has already jumped off the cliff.

Below, there is a misty abyss.

The big embarrassed eyes caught up and looked at it, and the blowing snow had disappeared without a trace.

"Ho Ho ~ If you fall from here, you should fall into the mud sauce that adults like."

"Don't worry, Xiao Xuexue, no matter what sauce you fall into, Lord Ben will get you back, your corpse is my private collection."

"Ho Ho~"

Beneath the sea of clouds, the blowing snow fell irreversibly, and she looked at the gray sky and smiled sincerely.

That smile was so pure, so beautiful, so amazing! But because we are blindfolded, we can't see......

"Goodbye, sister, I still can't surpass you in the end......"

"Goodbye, bald brother, ...... next life"

"I really want to be friends with you......"

……

Tang San in the village shed a tear for some reason.

"Huh? How to Fat Four? Is Ah San's daughter-in-law too spicy? ”

"Saint~monk~"

Oops, this numb sound made Tang San fall to the ground with goosebumps.

Hurriedly crouched down to dodge her sweet onslaught.

The woman asked him coquettishly, "Oh, holy monk, what are you squatting on the ground looking for?" ”

"Find me goosebumps."

"The holy monk is really humorous, roaring, you see the holy monk, this good day and auspicious day, this wind and sunshine, this ...... It's cloudy and clear, do you think we're not going to do something? Wouldn't it be a waste of this great spring? ”

This Nima is the height of summer!

Ah San's daughter-in-law leaned on Tang San with a thought of the law, just his jeweled dress was already suffocating her.

This big gold chain, this big gold watch, this big golden velvet bathrobe, this ...... Let's not talk about this big green hat-

In short, his outfit alone is worth more than ten or two hundred thousand, four or five chains alone, three gold watches in one hand, tsk.

The top of the whole village for a whole year's income, this is worth it!

What is Yushu Linfeng? What walks with the wind?

What's wrong with no hair? Can you eat your hair for dinner? Can hair have this gold chain and feel safe?

Ah San's daughter-in-law smiled like a flower while rubbing Tang San's gold watch: "Oh, holy monk, why do you feel so good?" Why is it so hard? ”

Tang San's head was about to flow down the waterfall: "Grandma, this compass is not hard, can it be soft?" You pour me a soft one and let the poor monk try it! ”

"Roar, roar, roar...... Dead ghosts, hate ~ disgusting ~"

"Why am I ......" Tang Sanfo, is his mouth undertucked? Is it underdrawn?

"Bang bang!"

Outside the door is already slamming on the door.

"The poor monk goes and opens the door." Finally, I had an excuse to slip to the door.

"Hey~ don't worry." Ah San's wife put a silk scarf around his neck to keep him, and said coquettishly, "Those stinky women outside are like wolves and tigers, and the holy monk won't eat all your bones and scum as soon as he goes out, how can he be as tender as me." ”

This is still tender, the rope is around his neck, you want to strangle him to death?

The third daughter-in-law smiled faintly: This rich man said that he couldn't let go of anything, and he finally grabbed his own house, and the happiness of the rest of his life was counting on him.

"Oh, saint ~ monk ~ don't go out for the sake of your body. You see, I have wine, meat, and TV at home, how happy I am. ”

"The holy monk just treats this place as his home, from now on, you will be the male owner of this family~um~"

"But the poor monk has a home, the poor monk's home is in the Tang Kingdom, Qilitun in Lin'an Mansion, where there are good mountains, good waters, and good scenery, and there is a vast ...... within a radius of 100 miles."

"Oh, I see, this is your second home, come to this home when you want to play. Come on, come on, "The Temptation to Go Back to the Village" has begun, I'm going to turn on the TV~"

With a "click", the TV turned on. After a short buffer, a portrait appears on the screen.

The ninety-first Journey to the West is playing on TV.

The white elephant monster of Lion Camel Ridge shouted fiercely inside: "Demon monk, I didn't expect it! Hahaha! This king will come and take your dog's life now......"

The ignorant Tang San trembled with fright, and suddenly froze on the spot, his face pale.

The third daughter-in-law also laughed: "I didn't expect you to be afraid of a white elephant." ”

This!

Hit the trick!

Tang San was stunned for two seconds, and then let out a groundhog scream, "Ahhh

"Boom"!

......

Television set.

Exploded.