The holy monk returns
The big green hat was blown away, and the 1000-watt bald head reappeared in the rivers and lakes.
Big sunglasses, big gold chains, big bathrobes, the neighing of the motorcycle under the crotch, and a panicked horse on the crotch.
180 miles of hurricane.
"Wilder than the iron donkey of a poor monk!"
No, can an electric car be compared to a motorcycle?
But the more difficult it is to control, the more Tang San likes it.
"I like this wild horse, I like this prodigal hoof, I like this manic rush! Cool and cool! β
The three of them are stupid, this bald drag racing looks like a ...... Why do you look a little handsome?
Wild, golden, handsome, brave, how can these virtues be gathered in one person at the same time?
How can such a perfect person be considered a person!
But this bald head actually did it! All the advantages in one, 360 degrees without dead angles of perfection.
Is this TM still human!
It's so handsome! Handsome out of the sky!
The 21 Ah San were so fascinated that they couldn't close their legs.
"Wow! My Jialing! β
Only then did I react, the money was not false, and the motorcycle was ridden away by Dafubi!
Is there still a heavenly reason! Is there still a royal law!
"Chase the bike back! Catch that big handsome! β
21 Ah San ran wildly and chased the car on foot. How can you get 180 miles of motorcycles, Ah San can even catch up with rockets!
Wouldn't it be beautiful to catch this handsome man than to take home a warm quilt?
But I was stunned for a moment just now, and the bald head had already sprang out of the two miles.
Chase down the slope -
"Buzz Buzz Buzzβ"
The three of them froze collectively, and the scene in front of them was incredible.
Below the slope, the motorcycle spun around like crazy, like a spinning top.
What is this doing? Convulsions?
Actually, it's not really like he's having a pump, it's the first time he's riding a motorcycle, and it's good to ride like this.
However, at this moment, Tang San was about to die.
What a deadly goblin!
The magic of love goes round and round. Love this wild and unrestrained feeling!
Even the tickets in his pockets were thrown out!
Money is flying.
"Rush! Rush to the edge of the city! β
The sky is spinning, and the blood of the beast is boiling.
I want to become an immortal and be happy for seven days!
Ah San was directly stunned, is this the hobby of rich people? Is this what it feels like to do whatever you want?
Just looking at the way this big rich and handsome people played, the three of them were almost unable to hold it.
This hormonal boiling sweat smells!
This money-hungry copper smells!
"No, no, no, I'm going to go!"
Ah San rushed forward like a happy man, and he couldn't care about the danger of being hit and killed.
They are now going to be happier with this handsome man, galloping together, and sharing the prosperity of the world together~
"Bang"!
The handsome man hit the tree.
All fours are facing the sky, and the wheels are spinning.
The three were stunned, even the overturned car was so stylish! Handsome!
"Pick up this Big Fubi!"
Rushing up, full of bald heads and brains.
Tang San got up from the ground and didn't notice the group of qin beasts that pounced on him.
At the moment, all he had in his eyes was the big tree that was incomprehensible.
"You dare to destroy the happiness of the poor monk!"
With a fist hammer on the trunk of the tree, there was a "click", and the giant tree more than 20 meters high directly split into two pieces from the bottom to the top, turning into two trees.
"Are you convinced?"
I don't know if the big tree is convinced, but the three are really convinced.
"Sell cakes!"
"What a god!"
Zhong Asan was completely shocked!
This earth-shattering power!
This is the domineering of the common people!
This sparkling bald head!
"God~monk~ah!"
hugged and worshipped collectively, and even the old man who had provoked trouble before rushed up desperately and hugged his thighs and shouted-
"Holy monk! Please take me Asan, my body will be yours from now on, and I will be at your disposal. β
"And me! And me! β
"Master, you can destroy me."
"Pray to the holy monk to be exceeded! Pray for the holy monk to be exceeded! β
Tang San was taken aback, a bunch of lonely souls and wild ghosts? It doesn't look like it.
What the hell isn't it? This is the confession of Ah San, who wanted to rob the monk before, but now he didn't beg for mercy earlier, in case this monk used his fist against them, it would be repaid!
The "Iron Horse" on the ground also didn't move, and it was completely broken by Tang San.
"The poor monk asks again, did you really kill the green-haired lion monster?"
"Lions? Ah San, did you kill the lion behind your father's back? Yes? β
"Lions? Father, look at your son's thin arms and legs, and his malnutrition, how can I kill a lion? You can't kill a poodle. β
"It's definitely not me, I'm a reserve member of the wildlife conservation team."
"It's not me, it's not me."
The 21 Ah San shook their heads and denied it, could it be that Tang San misunderstood them?
Hiss......
Wait, my brain is a little overwhelmed.
Tang San asked again: "Can you know the Lion Camel Ridge Men's Group?" β
As soon as they heard the name, all Ah San began to shake their heads again and deny it.
"I don't know the boy group, do I have dozens of girl groups on my hard drive?"
Tang San was shocked: "There are dozens of girl groups!" Premature life! This must not be a few million people? How can the poor monk deal with it? β
But on second thoughtβ
Girl group? Woman?
Hey, hey, hey! It's not that a poor monk can't fight.
Ah Sanmen looked at the bald head in a daze and giggled vigorously, and said in his heart that this bald head thought of something happy.
Tang San couldn't help but think: "Isn't it fragrant for the poor monk to kill a bunch of people with one punch?" Hoohoo hahaha. β
This made the three people curious: "Holy monk, don't you share anything happy?" Let the little brothers also open their eyes. β
Wiping the corners of his mouth, Tang San returned to seriousness: "Since the big-headed lion was not killed by you, there is nothing to say." The poor monk hurried down the mountain, and he was tired of giving the poor monk directions. β
"Down the mountain? Going? β
"Huh? If you don't go, you can't live on this mountain? β
Ah Sanmen looked at each other and began to muttered in private: "This kind of god is rare in a hundred years, how can you let him go?" β
"Yes, keep him whatever you say."
"But...... How do you want to stay? β
The old man who had touched the porcelain stood up and made a loud proposal: "Invite the holy monk back to the village." β
At one point, everyone responded one after another: "Good idea, please go back to the village." β
"Holy monk, come with me, the people in the village will be very happy."
"Go, holy monk, don't shirk, I offer the cucumber I have treasured for twenty years to the holy monk."
"What bullshit cucumber, I dedicated all my savings to the holy monk, just begging the holy monk to keep me by his side as a personal dog."
"Deposit? I will dedicate my daughter-in-law to the holy monk, don't rob any of you from me, the holy monk lives in my house! β
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These Ah San, you don't give in to each other at a glance, and they are about to fight.
Tang San smiled disdainfully-daughter-in-law? "Let's go, let's go!"
"Great! Today is a day of great joy! β
"Go back to the village and spread the good news! Firecrackers and fireworks are put up! Welcome the holy monk back to his place! β
21 people surrounded Tang San and happily embarked on the road down the mountain, filled with the festive atmosphere of the New Year along the way.
Since coming down the mountain, it was the first time he had met a living person, and it was such a hospitable, simple and honest villager, and their hospitality Tang San naturally couldn't refuse.
As long as you go down the mountain, you will be able to find your way back to the Tang Kingdom.
As for what they said about worshipping what daughter-in-law, Tang San naturally just smiled.
Is he the kind of person who lusts for glory?
What do you think?
"Oh, this is Your Excellency's daughter-in-law? What a water spirit, come on, let the poor monk take a closer look. β