"It's the village chief!"

The dung-digging Ah San shouted again, and there was a look of surprise in his eyes.

He's actually happy?!

Are you still human?

Now the other Ah San are all stupid, although they have all realized this ending just now, but it is still unacceptable to really come to this point.

A generation of divine monks, the invincible man who interrupted the giant tree with his bare hands, just became their village head, and before he even participated in the inauguration ceremony, he fell into the dung pit and drowned.

Not to mention the blowing snow that came all the way to find him......

"It's really the village chief!"

He repeated it again, as if he was afraid that he would not be able to scare anyone else.

At this time, Fuxue no longer felt anything, she neither screamed nor was sad, but looked a little distracted, as if this matter had nothing to do with her.

Shouldn't she be more sad? Why is it so calm?

Although she kept saying that she was going to kill Tang San, a negative man, it was just angry talk......

Ah San next to her glanced at her and exclaimed directly: "Damn, my soul is out of my body!" ”

That's right, because this fact has hit her so greatly, her soul has completely despaired of this world, and intends to throw away her body and go on a fairy journey.

"Out of body and suicide on the spot?"

"Damn, so infatuated!" The three also obeyed.

At this time, another voice came: "What soul went out of the body and committed suicide or something?" What are you doing here? ”

It was Tang San who spoke, standing behind the crowd.

"Look, I'll say it's the village chief!" Ah San, who was digging dung, shouted again.

Dare you call "It's the village chief, it's the village chief", it turns out that you saw the village chief coming, didn't you touch him from the dung pit?

It feels like the whole world has been deceived by him!

"Village Chief! You're not dead! ”

"Didn't you fall into a dung pit and drown in!"

"Aren't you soaking in this manure pit?"

Tang San looked dazed: "The poor monk solved it in the latrine next door, and he hasn't used this dung pit." Didn't I hear you shouting and come and see? ”

This Nima!

"No wonder I can't find you anywhere, it turns out that you went to the women's bathroom!"

"Huh?" Tang San's face was innocent, "Is the toilet still divided into men and women, it's so complicated?" ”

He is an ancient man, what kind of men and women are in the toilet?

"What kind of snow is blowing, so you didn't leave? Are you also coming to the toilet in a group? Tang San looked at Blowing Snow curiously.

The blowing snow stiffened his neck and slowly turned his head: "You...... You...... You're not dead? ”

"Hehe, why are they all looking forward to the early death of the poor monk? What hatred and what grudge? ”

Blowing Snow instantly became furious: "You dare to fool me!" Miss Ben will press you into the manure tank and drown you a negative man, see if you dare to deceive Miss Ben's feelings! Just now, Lao Tzu's soul flew outside the third ring, and he almost couldn't come back! ”

grabbed his neck and went to death: "I can't strangle you stupid, you scumbag!" ”

Tang San was pinched and couldn't breathe, while still thinking about what this "Zha man" meant, did he mean that he was like Nezha?

The two of them loved and killed each other so much that they finally dispelled the previous sad atmosphere.

Ah San breathed a sigh of relief, and hurriedly stepped forward to pull the shelf, this village chief finally lost and recovered, in case she was strangled to death again, it would be repaid!

"This Nima! Phew! ”

Ah San, who hit the head, couldn't stand it anymore, didn't he clamoring to strangle others, why did he hug people's necks and hum up?

Oops, this foul smell of love. Vomit~

Tang San is also very helpless, why do women change like the June sky?

He responded to the woman with a smile and politeness: "Play and play, and don't let go of the poor monk to press you into the pool?" ”

"Hmph, don't, you have the ability to press Miss Ben." is just hugging it, just experiencing life and death, and not letting people be warm and warm.

"Alas, silly girl, the poor monk really can't do anything about you."

"Hee-hee."

"Come, Ah San, you do it for the poor monk and press this woman into the pool."

"Listen to the village chief! Above! ”

"You, you, you, you......" Fukixue immediately bounced off him, but he didn't expect the bald head to be such a thing.

Okay, seeing that they were almost making a fuss, Tang San returned to his seriousness and said, "You all go out, the poor monk wants to go to the toilet." ”

"Going to the toilet? Didn't you just go to the toilet? ”

Tang San was unhappy: "Which eye did you see me on?" ”

This sentence made everyone speechless, this has been looking for you in the toilet for a long time, it turns out that you haven't gone to it yet.

"Didn't you have a stomachache and diarrhea before?"

"Uh......" Tang San was actually asked, he was actually asked! Could it be that he is hiding something?

What's going on?

The atmosphere was a little delicate, Tang San's brows began to wrinkle unconsciously, as a person who was not going to lie, he was very square now.

Do you want to tell the truth?

Of course not, what he did secretly just now must not be told to these people, including blowing snow.

Once revealed, his plan was over......

Looking at Tang San's nervous appearance, Blowing Snow's eyes narrowed, and she keenly sensed that something was wrong with him.

What was he hesitating about? Could it be that there is something hidden?

"Don't you say!" Blowing Snow was secretly shocked, she felt that she had discovered the truth-

This bald head, he used to say that he had diarrhea, and now he says that he wants to squat in the pit, does he say-

I'm afraid it's not—

What kind of blue disease does he have!

This......

Looks like that's really the case, right! Just look at his expression! is such a bold person on weekdays, and suddenly becomes such a chick pinching. Isn't this the unspeakable secret of men?

"Take off ...... Anal prolapse? She asked cautiously.

"Drag the tank?" Tang San thought that she had discovered her secret, but she ended up saying something inexplicable.

"The poor monk wants to, what kind of tank is he dragging? How much do you think the poor monk can pull? ”

These people are really unbearable.

"Go out, go out, do you want to watch the things that go out? Get out of here! I can't hold it back. ”

The others couldn't help it, and were driven out of the men's bathroom.

Of course, blowing snow is no exception.

This made her very embarrassed, as if she was no different from this class of Ah San.

Shouldn't she be more privileged with her bald brother?

For example......

Forget it, let's not talk about it.

The rain was still falling, and it was a little embarrassing to blow the snow.

Hiding under the eaves, listening to the sound of the rain, I unconsciously remembered some sad past.

She couldn't help but feel heavy when she thought of the daunting mission she had on her shoulders.

Indeed, such a "mission" is still too heavy for her as a girl-

Heavenly Blowing Snow, the only remaining hero of the Hero Society, is on a huge mission to find the "Child of Prophecy".

Only by finding the strongest man in this prophecy can it be possible to overthrow the reign of terror of the Strange People Association and save the fate of the Tang Kingdom and even all mankind......

She couldn't breathe when she thought of this, after all, her personal success or failure was inevitably tied to the fate of the entire human race, and if she failed, then she would not become a sinner for all mankind......

Not to mention that she is now facing a frenzied hunt by the Weird Society.

If an army of hundreds of thousands, or millions of weirdos comes at her, even if she blows snow and is the best in the world, she won't be able to win at all!

This road is too difficult, can she survive to return to the Tang Kingdom......

"Plop."

"Plop."

"Plop."

…… A strange voice interrupted her thoughts.

The voice comes from...... Lavatory.

There is a case!