Goblins

It is a hierarchical creature.

Generally, a large tribe has a patriarch, and each cave has an elder.

These patriarchs, elders, are highly respected as their knowledge base. On weekdays, teach their new generation how to hunt, craft tools, fight, avoid enemies, etc.

Even after coming to the Shushan Special Zone, the goblins still couldn't change this social hierarchical habit and gathered together.

Because goblins are weak and greedy creatures, the weaker the animal, the easier it is to cling together.

Just like ants, it is difficult for a single ant to survive.

And the more powerful the animal, the more likely it is to be withdrawn, such as dragons.

Goblins have learned since childhood that they can only survive in groups, so even here, in the valleys of the agricultural area, they are mainly engaged in work such as farming and logging.

In their worldview, humans are a powerful species.

They have mounts made of steel.

Can wield weapons like Dragon Flame.

You can fly in the sky with equipment.

So the leadership of humanity is still respectful.

Sparker asked the leaders of the district to invite the three patriarchs out to negotiate the election of the Goblin King according to the legal process and their customs.

Naturally, these three patriarchs, who usually hide deep underground, appeared.

After all, no one wants to miss out on the opportunity to become king.

And the way of the election, Sparker proposed to play mahjong.

The three patriarchs agreed.

…………

Yes, goblins also love to play mahjong.

Yes, all goblins are gambling.

Yes, after they came to the Shushan Special Economic Zone, they quickly learned this way of entertainment.

Known conditions:

A, goblins are greedy.

B, goblins like to huddle.

The conclusion is that the three patriarchs of them all want to unify the tribes and have a goblin king.

And the three patriarchs, all of whom want to be the goblin king, none of them will give up.

The result is a thrilling mahjong game.

The scores between the three have been biting very tightly, and they would rather lose themselves than let each other win.

The three of them have been unable to pull each other's scores, and the number of people has been ...... Sparky actually won all the way with Trash Hu.

Became the Goblin King.

This is a development that she doesn't want either......

Spark, originally wanted to go through the procedure to let them elect a king, and then persuade the goblin king to appear in court to testify for him.

Tell us about the ecology of goblins.

I never expected this to be the result.

Thinking about it, the three elders thought that it would be good to find a human to be the king compared to the other two being goblin kings.

Anyway, they have served dragons, trolls, and demons before.

It is nothing more than that the object of service has been changed to human beings.

Moreover, this human also promised to help them apply for government subsidies and arrange technicians from the Academy of Agricultural Sciences to teach them to raise sheep, cattle and pigs!

From now on, everyone's surplus grain can be used to feed pigs and sheep, which is much cheaper than buying in the supermarket, and the whole group can have meat to eat!

"So, that's probably how it went, I'm the new Goblin King now! Or the Goblin Queen! ”

Brown thought about what was wrong: "You...... You violated the original international agreement! You're a government official! How can you participate in their goblin internal affairs. ”

"I ...... I'm not a civil servant. Sparky chuckled.

Yes, lawyers are hired by law firms, and they only need to pass the law exam, and they do not need to take the civil service exam.

The legal aid lawyer, on the other hand, is usually assigned by the firm to a government agency, and her personnel relationship is still with the firm.

Although the office is arranged in a government building, it is really not considered a civil servant.

"So, as the current Goblin King, I command you." Spaca said to a group of goblins, "You have to tell the truth when you answer questions in court, do you understand?" ”

"Yes, Your Majesty!" The goblins replied in unison.

"Didn't you say that you shouldn't call Your Majesty outside!!"

"Yes, Queen!"

Suddenly

The courtroom fell silent

Everyone watched her play with her, and no one wanted to stop her.

Spark, too, sensed a hint of embarrassment, feigned composure, and began to question the witnesses, "Okay, Goblin Chiefs, let me ask you, do you have any thoughts about humans restricting your fertility?" ”

One of the three patriarchs of the goblins sent one of the representatives, who was obviously very old among the goblins, and stood tremblingly on the witness stand, because he was too short, he had to give him a stool to put underneath: "In fact, according to our customs, generally in a forest, or a region, when we reach a certain number, we will not think of having children again. It's different from what you usually think. “

Even the people of the other world didn't know that their goblins still had such customs, and everyone looked at them with a smile.

"Breeding in large quantities means consuming a lot of food, and it means having to expand your territory in search of more animals and prey. And when there are many people, there are extermination squads of various races, who block us in caves and kill us in various ways...... We're really not very good at fighting. ”

The patriarch was the oldest of the goblins, and he recalled generations of young goblins slaughtered in the wild, bleeding all over the ground.

The reason why goblins appear to be greedy is just to have more resources to survive.

The short body does not have great strength, and few people can learn spells, even if they fight one out of five, they are often at a disadvantage.

As for the other races, their goblins are not human.

He's just "mobs", they're "experience", they're "bounties", they're "novice villages".

And for him, the goblin patriarch, these mountain-high corpses are his children, his friends, and his family.

There have also been Goblin Kings who have tried to establish a unified new order, but the territory between tribes has been divided by the power of other races. Many tribes, in order to survive, had to act as subordinate races of other races, helping them saddle their horses and horses, serving tea and water, and serving them as coolies and cannon fodder.

If they hadn't given birth, the death rate of the goblins would have been wiped out long ago.

"So, for us, procreation is only a necessary means for the continuation of the tribe. And if the continuation of the tribe is not a problem, then why do we have so many children? ”

After saying this, the scene fell silent.

The other onlookers were just watching the excitement, and no one thought that their rash behavior would cause so much harm to other races.

Who has listened to the voices of others?

But it's a world of the jungle, and if you don't do it, others will do it.

If you don't let the newcomers fight the goblins and exercise their skills, then these newcomer soldiers will easily die a tragic death if they go directly to the battlefield.

And once the mortality rate is too high, the combat effectiveness of the entire race cannot be guaranteed, and there are no eggs under the nest.

Males were slaughtered and females were sold into slavery.

That's not one tragedy after another.

After hearing this, Brown also felt that something was wrong, and wiped the beads of sweat from his head.

He didn't know about the ecology of these goblins, and no one reported to him.

He's only seen these imaginary creatures in novels, anime, and movies, but he's never learned about the real them.

But there is no turning back from the bow, isn't diplomatic work just to disgust others: "But! It should be their right to have children freely! You cannot deprive them of their rights. “

"Rights, rights, you know to talk about rights. What about obligations? Have you considered the obligation? Sparky retorted

"What...... What obligations? ”

"According to China's Law on the Protection of Minors, parents shall learn educational knowledge, correctly perform guardianship duties, and raise and educate minors. Have you considered how many children they have? Come, patriarch, tell him how many children you have had in your original world. ”

The patriarch took out a mobile phone, opened the calculator, and began to calculate, which was also very fashionable, and after some calculation, he looked up and said, "Not counting miscarriages, there are probably more than 110." ”

Brown had calculated this number before, and the amount was expected by him: "This ...... So what? ”

Sparky pulled out a book and looked at everyone, the camera, and the world: "According to our law, parents have an obligation to educate their children. This means that she has to tutor more than 100 children every night! ”

Hearing the tutoring homework, the crowd of onlookers had already begun to scold the street, not only that, but the whole world watched the live broadcast on the Internet, and they also exclaimed with a barrage.

The average blood pressure of people around the world has skyrocketed.

"Oh my God!"

"It's cruel!!"

"Demons! It's the devil!! ”

"It's the book! It's that book! ”

What Sparker took out was the treasure of the Republic

"One Lesson, One Practice"

This extracurricular textbook, known to everyone in the Republic, is a childhood nightmare for almost everyone.

But the effect is really good, and it has almost nurtured the basic education of five generations of Chinese people. Because of the good effect, it gradually went out of the world, and there were many translated versions, which gradually became a nightmare for students all over the world.

But nightmares are nightmares, and most people sigh when they are adults that when they were young, they still did little on the topic, otherwise it would be Tsinghua University and Peking University, 985, 211.

Maybe...... Do a few more questions...... You can change your fate......

Seeing that the situation was facing him, Sparker pursued: "You let them go and give birth, every night, you want to be such a small goblin, tutor 100 children, and stare at them to do a lesson and practice, are you still human?" Do you still have humanity? Are you still talking about human rights? ”

Brown makes a death throes: "This ...... It's not impossible! ”

"Well, it's a coincidence, we have a Fuxi orphanage here, and we also have more than 100 children, and now the funds are scarce and the manpower is insufficient. If you could go and tutor them with their homework every night...... Well, if you can hold out for a year, in a year I, in the name of the current Goblin Queen, will agree to your petition and join you on the plaintiff's side. Of course, education problems after childbirth, such as hiring a tutor, hiring a part-time worker, etc., you have to pay for it here. ”

"This ...... This...... This ......"

There are countless words such as "double standard dog" floating in the live barrage, which is very dazzling.

"Isn't it just tutoring, what's the big deal, I'll just do it!" Brown slapped the table and made up his mind.

Fight it, the old hen becomes a duck!