Chapter 16 Internet-style debates

On the square at the entrance of Haotian Court, there was a sea of people again.

Such large-scale cases, in order to facilitate onlookers, are now simply arranged directly in the square.

Countless reporters around, resisting long guns and short guns and various cameras...... Well, there are also mobile phones, which are simultaneously turning on the live broadcast.

"Well, the plaintiff has already discussed the goblins' salary, social status, and living environment. What do you have to say about the defense? After the presiding judge finished speaking, he yawned.

This old man Brown came up and sprinkled lists, formulas, and theories for a whole hour.

Although it is spoken in Chinese, everyone can understand every word, that is, together, as if it is an alien language.

Everyone is a little tired of listening.,The most bitter thing is the sign language interpreter sister.,It's like the fifth ninja war.,Everyone's seal wants her to be knotted alone.,Rubbing her wrists there.。。

Sparker stood up and cut her hair, because today's trial was different, in order to deal with this situation, she deliberately hung a jade pendant on her chest for metaphysical lawyers.

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Presiding Judge: "Defendant's representative, you can speak, what is your opinion on what the plaintiff said?" ”

Spark: "I want to say that the plaintiff is right. ”

"Oh...... Well? The presiding judge was already feeling like he was about to fall asleep, and he woke up immediately when he was so frightened by Spark.

Little bastard, are you going to collaborate with the enemy and commit treason at this time? Or are you going to bring in devils?

"Defendant agent, I didn't hear clearly, you say it again?"

"Honorable Presiding Judge, my opinion is...... It's the same with me. Sparker said word for word.

With a bang, the chief of staff, who was listening on the side, fell to the ground with the glass thermos cup in his hand, splashing and scattering wolfberries all over the ground.

With this bang, the noisy scene suddenly became quiet, and everyone looked at Spark, not knowing what tricks she was doing.

Even the plaintiff Brown was a little incomprehensible: "Defendant, you ...... You mean you agree with me? ”

"yes, I completely agree with you."

After Sparker finished speaking, a chart opened on the screen: "Yes, according to the plaintiff's statement, the Shushan Special Zone is indeed limited in capacity, and if you measure it according to the needs you put forward, it is indeed impossible to fully guarantee the life of the goblins, they are living a very hard life, which is inhumane." As we all know, China is a developing country, although the land area is large, but the arable area is small, all of which are Gobi, plateau, and desert. But ......" In this courtroom, what I am most afraid of others saying is the word but, and after speaking, he glanced at Brown: "But, you have a large area." “

"What?"

"We in the Shushan Special Zone can't afford to live in peace and contentment for so many goblins, but I think you can, you are a superpower, and you have the largest area of arable land in the world. Why are you not willing to take on this responsibility? Why can't you take the initiative and let them live in peace? ”

"Why should we bear it?"

"Then why do you accuse us? Now there are only 4,000 goblins, and 10 777s can be installed, and we will pay the cost, so you can just receive it. “

"Not ......"

"Isn't it nothing, do you want to say that you are watching these goblins suffer in our poor place? It's also very difficult for us, how can our country's per capita income be less than half of yours, and how can we afford such a high standard of living? I think it's good to go to you. There are many farmlands in the central part of you, abundant agricultural products, and you often can't drink enough milk into the river, so let them live in your place, live hard, and grow as you want, we fully support it. “

"You're using strong words."

Sparker glanced at the live broadcast of the trial, and continued to unforgivingly continue to make nonsense: "Why am I forceful to be reasonable?" I'm just repeating your plan. How? Don't you want to arrange it in your country? ”

Brown thought about it, and suddenly found that the rhythm was wrong: "No, we are the plaintiff, we are a public welfare organization, and we don't represent any specific country, you change the concept, which country I am from, it doesn't mean that I represent the interests of this country!" We are a public interest lawsuit, so why should you decide to send them to our country? ”

"You've finally gotten to the point, you're the plaintiff...... Then I would like to ask ......"

Sparker slowed down slightly, and said, "Excuse me, why do you say that you are the plaintiff?" Or rather, how can you represent a goblin? Excuse me, which goblin entrusted you? ”

"I ......"

"Are you a goblin? Or is your dad a goblin, or is your mom a goblin? Sparker asked rhetorically

Brown thought it was wrong: "Your mother is a goblin, Presiding Judge, he's insulting!" ”

"How did I insult you, I just asked if you were a goblin, you think this is insulting you? Do goblins be inferior in your mind? According to the Shushan Code, people from other worlds are equal. Humans and goblins are legally equal. Also, don't run away from the topic, I just want to ask, how can you represent a goblin? ”

This set of stealing the concept of the next three ways of playing, combined with the combination of directly questioning the qualification of the other party's litigation subject, is a common move in Internet debate, although shameful but really easy to use, the logic is slightly unclear will be bypassed, and the plaintiff is really a bit boring.

"This ...... This is a public interest lawsuit, and our Wings of Freedom found that the goblin's living situation is worrying, and the public interest lawsuit filed does not require us to be a goblin ourselves. ”

Sparker smiled, "The problem is, there are nearly 4,000 goblins in the Special Zone, and they don't come out to speak, so you are more energetic." Presiding Judge, the defense requires witnesses to testify. ”

When the presiding judge saw that her nonsense had finally come to an end, he also put a snack, and he was really afraid that she would do some tricks.

Sparker drew down a large group of people from the number of cars on the periphery of the crowd, and said to the onlookers: "These fifteen witnesses are the three patriarchs from the three major goblin tribes, and the twelve elders below, so they can truly represent the goblins." Their opinion is the goblin's real opinion. Isn't that right? Does the goblin question have to be asked to the goblin to make sense? ”

Most of the people in the crowd nodded, indeed, the problem of their own race, they only talked about it.

Brown was furious, pointed at Spark, and scolded, "You scumbag, you fake! These patriarchs, elders, I haven't been able to get in touch with them! Are you hiding! You harbor witnesses! Are you still coercing them into committing perjury? ”

"You human rights organizations really don't know anything about goblins, and you don't know much about their culture, and you keep saying that you know goblins and want to help them defend their rights, which is ridiculous." Sparker shook his head: "The Goblin Patriarch, as the knowledge base of their clan, is a valuable treasure, it is easy not to come out to meet people, and it is also the best hidden by various tribes on weekdays, you are an outsider, of course you can't find it." ”

"And how did you find it? How did you get them to testify in court? Did you buy them? "Brown is clearly not going to let go of this detail.

Sparker lifted the pendant on his chest and said, "It's easy, because I'm ...... You don't believe it...... I'm the current Goblin King! ”

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What the? Goblin King?

Hearing such shocking news, the crowd of onlookers trembled and did not dare to speak.

"Brother...... Gobs ...... Goblin King? You lie! You're not a goblin, how can you be a goblin king? ”

"There is no wife in the wife's cake, there is no fish in the fish-flavored shredded pork, and Shaqima did not kill Nima...... So, why does the Goblin King have to be a Goblin? Sparka asked rhetorically

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This logic seems to be correct, but how can a good human become the king of goblins?

"You...... You...... You must give a reasonable explanation! ”

"You don't believe it, but this is the ......"

Sparker began to tell the story, and although the presiding judge felt that it had nothing to do with the content of the trial, it was quite interesting, so he let him talk about it~~