Zhang Wei took it and looked left and right and asked suspiciously: "Why, give me a hammer?" ”

"I watch Hong Kong dramas, and the people who hammer the judgment in the court are all majestic, I think you need one too, so I'll give you a hammer!"

Curry Sauce raised his eyebrows at Zhang Wei and said with a smile!

Zhang Wei said speechlessly: "I'm a lawyer, not a judge, and this is a hammer used to knock meat, right?" ”

Curry-chan wondered, "What's the difference?" ”

Zhao Haitang said: "It's okay Lawyer Zhang, you can't use either anyway." ”

Zhao Haitang looked at the curry sauce and said, "What about my gift?" ”

Curry Sauce smiled and took out one, a microphone, and said to Zhao Haitang with a smile: "I see that you like to sing, with this handheld KTV, you can start singing at any time!" ”

Zhao Haitang jumped up excitedly and said, "Thank you!" ”

As he spoke, he turned on this handheld KTV, and then said, "Why don't I sing a song for everyone now." ”

Everyone shouted in unison, "Shutup!" ”

Zhao Haitang rolled his eyes speechlessly and sat down helplessly!

Curry sauce took out another one from the bag, a smart doll, and then said to Lu Ziqiao: "Uncle, this can only be a doll, which can help you adapt to life with a baby in advance!" ”

Lu Ziqiao took it with a panicked expression, and as soon as he saw it, Chen Meijia took it!

Star-eyed said: "What a cute little angel!" ”

Curry Sauce said: "Actually, this smart doll also has a hell mode!" Once it's turned on, crying 24 hours a day, do you want to get used to it in advance? ”

Chen Meijia and Lu Ziqiao said in unison: "No need, no need!" ”

Lu Ziqiao suddenly said, "Hey, by the way, have you eaten?" I brought it, fried steamed bread slices! ”

As he spoke, he took it out from under the table, a sealed bag, fried steamed bread slices!

When the curry sauce saw Lu Ziqiao take out the steamed bread slices, the whole person was square!

"Huh? Eat fried steamed buns again? In the past few days, I have eaten steamed steamed buns, fried steamed buns, fried steamed buns, steamed bun gnocchi soup, and now I have goosebumps when I see steamed buns! ”

Zhao Haitang nodded sympathetically, and then said: "Indeed, in the past few days, we have seen a million ways to die of steamed buns, what mistake did steamed buns make?" ”

Hu Yifei said very helplessly: "I don't want to either, but Meijia bought two big bags of steamed buns, don't waste them, I'm already changing the way to make different dishes!" ”

Chen Meijia retorted: "Didn't I just catch up with the supermarket promotion? The more you buy, the better the deal! ”

Zhang Wei's eyes lit up instantly when he heard this, and he hurriedly asked, "How cost-effective?" ”

"Originally, a steamed bun was two yuan five, but now it is on sale, and one hundred is only two hundred and five!" Chen Meijia said with affection!

Zhang Wei was instantly stunned when he heard this!

"Does it make a difference?"

Lu Ziqiao complained: "What she sees is not a discount, but a face!" ”

Then I told all the things that Chen Meijia met a handsome guy who bought things, and that Chen Meijia was a nymphomaniac who bought so many steamed buns!

Then he sighed and said, "Selling small cakes, I finally made some money, and you used it to feed the little fresh meat." ”

Chen Meijia was not happy, and immediately retorted: "Hey, steamed buns, drinks, these are all necessities of life!" ”

"You are a pregnant woman and bought two boxes of sanitary napkins the day before yesterday, which is also a necessity for life?" Lu Ziqiao mocked!

Chen Meijia was stunned for a moment, thinking about how to answer, and suddenly her eyes lit up, and she thought of what to do!

"I bought it for Dali!"

As he spoke, he pointed at Zhuge Dali!

Zhuge Dali was momentarily stunned, I didn't say anything, how did it involve me?

The miracle hugged Zhuge Dali's shoulder, and then jokingly said, "Your blood volume is so big?" Two boxes of sanitary napkins? ”

Everyone looks at the miracle with bad intentions! I didn't expect a miracle to drive?

Zhuge vigorously hit the miracle's stomach with an elbow, but the miracle's stomach didn't feel pain, and her elbow hurt badly!

Miracle quickly grabbed her elbow, stroked it gently, and blew!

"You forgot I have eight-pack abs? My stomach hurts or not, I. I don't know, your arm must hurt! Be careful in the future! ”

Zhuge was vigorously shy.

Zhang Wei said bitterly: "I'm sorry, Dali, Zi'an, you guys are enough, can you think about it, how I feel as a single dog?" How can I feel embarrassed? ”

"yes, can you consider how a single dog feels?" Zhao Haitang also complained!

Miracle and Zhuge vigorously glanced at each other, and then laughed at the same time!

"When we didn't say it." Zhang Wei rolled his eyes and said!

"You can't blame Zi'an and Dali, because they are handsome men and beautiful women, and you are short and poor, and it's normal to not find a girlfriend!" Suddenly, a voice came!

Everyone turned their heads to look and saw Xiao Hei coming over, talking as he walked!

Xiao Hei is wearing a black T-shirt and combing his left parted hair!

"I heard what you said just now, and I can't blame Meijia, the preference for high-value people is determined by human biological instinct." Xiao Hei said in a deep and pretending to be 13!

"I've been waiting for you for a long time, why did you come, Xiaohei? We all thought you were playing tricks on us! Zhang Wei complained!

Xiao Hei smiled slightly and then pretended to be 13 and said: "A beautiful face is often highly related to health, and health is closely related to people's biological instincts!"

But the human biological instinct is also flawed and unfair. If you want to overcome the problems caused by instinct, then you need my invention, congratulations, you are all one in a million lucky people! Got the opportunity to try my new product for free for free! ”

Hu Yifei asked suspiciously: "You mean, a few of us were picked out of 10,000 people?" Or is it a serial number? ”

Xiao Hei's expression changed and then said, "Yes, are you happy?" ”

"Happy, this kind of good thing like a free trial will never fall on me, it seems that I will run in time!" Zhang Wei said excitedly!

Xiao Hei nodded with satisfaction, and then took out a plastic glasses! (there is an image, please see!) ）

Then he said, "This is my new invention, average-looking glasses." ”

Everyone looked at the white plastic glasses in Xiao Hei's hand, and they were very curious!

Chen Meijia touched her chin with one hand and asked suspiciously, "What the hell is the average appearance?" ”

Xiao Hei seemed to have expected it a long time ago, revealing an expression that he had known for a long time, and then said: "To put it simply, whether it is a little fresh meat eating meat or old bacon, as long as you wear these glasses, everyone's face will look the same, this is the average appearance glasses!" ”

"So it also has a name, it's called Equal Eyeglasses, the famous science fiction writer, the award-winning once described these glasses in his novels!

Exploring the impact of appearance discrimination on society, through my efforts, this glasses has become a reality. ”

Xiao Hei looks very proud! (Actually, it's Xiao Hei's appearance is very pretending to be 13!) ）

Chen Meijia spread her hands and said innocently: "Is this any use?" ”

Xiao Hei pretended to be 13 and said: "This is an epoch-making invention, looking at faces has caused a lot of tragedies, the Trojan War, the Ma Weipo Mutiny, there are more wars in history because of the face, and after walking through this glasses, the relationship between people will become more and more harmonious, until world peace!" ”

In the end, Xiao Hei's body emanated, a divine light, and a face of righteousness and awe-inspiring!

That divine light is actually the flashlight that comes with his mobile phone, funny!

After hearing this, Miracle pointed to Chen Meijia and then hurriedly said: "Xiao Hei, these glasses of yours sound very suitable for Sister Meijia, so that she will not become stupid because the other party is handsome, and we don't have to eat so many steamed buns!" ”

Except for Chen Meijia, everyone nodded very approvingly and agreed!

Lu Ziqiao said: "Although I shouldn't think so, because Meijia is my wife, Zi'an, what you said is very reasonable!" And with these glasses, Meijia won't suck the little fresh meat! ”

Everybody's happy!

Chen Meijia frowned and said, "Who knows if Xiao Hei's glasses are reliable?" What if you are blind! ”

Xiao Hei seriously understood: "Don't worry, we have gone through repeated experiments with this glasses, and I used countless faces through big data to calculate the average face of human beings, that is, the average appearance!" ”

Zhang Wei asked suspiciously: "But what kind of so-called average face is there?" Wouldn't it be too sci-fi? ”

"Human cognition of face aesthetics is much the same, and the Internet celebrity face is a kind of high-level average face, with a small face, a pointed chin, a high nose bridge, big eyes, and pouting lips!