Chapter 108: Average Appearance Glasses II
Internet celebrities will be blind if they see too many faces, and they will have a feeling of looking at the same face! Zhuge vigorously said with popular science!
Although the miracle knew the plot, he was also shocked by Zhuge Dali's knowledge!
"Dali, you're awesome, I really like you more and more!"
Zhuge smiled shyly.
Everyone threw one to Miracle and Zhuge Dali, and the two of you had a self-conscious expression.
The miracle is honest in an instant, and Zhuge Dali is not shy.
Xiao Hei said again: "What you said vigorously is good, and my average face does the opposite, the Internet celebrity face is then impulsive, and my average face makes you calm!" To put it simply, it is the average face of the Internet celebrity with a low-profile ordinary version! ”
Zhang Wei smiled and said, "Oh, do you care so much about him? It's free anyway, I'll try it first! ”
Xiao Hei happily handed the average face glasses to Zhang Wei!
When Zhang Wei took it, he said with a smile: "Interesting, interesting!" ”
Putting on his glasses, Zhang Wei turned his head to look at Lu Ziqiao, Chen Meijia, and Zhao Haitang!
The whole person was stunned for a moment, and then his face turned green, because this average face was exactly the same as his face!
Lu Ziqiao looked at Zhang Wei and asked curiously, "What does the average face look like?" ”
"How, how. Is the average face handsome or not? Chen Meijia asked expectantly!
Although Zhao Haitang didn't speak, his expression already represented him, and he also wanted to know!
Zhang Wei hurriedly turned his head to look at Hu Yifei again, miracle and Zhuge Dali! (The position of Hu Yifei in the original book Zhuge Dali and Miracle is sitting, Hu Yifei is now sitting in Zhuge Dali's position on TV!) )
"Zhang Wei, you look like you're excited?" Zhuge vigorously looked at Zhang Weidao?
Hu Yifei frowned and asked, "What's wrong with you, Zhang Wei?" Why don't you speak? ”
Zhang Wei sat up directly in fright, then ran to the table, and said, "I'm almost blind, my God!" ”
Standing in front of the table, Zhang Wei turned around, looked at everyone, and then slowly put on his glasses!
Zhang Wei cried directly: "What the hell? I'm not playing anymore! ”
Saying that, Zhang Wei threw the average eyes in his hand to a miracle!
The miracle took it, although he knew that it was Zhang Wei's face and still wanted to experience it!
I saw a miracle when I wore it, looked left and right, and laughed directly!
"Hahahaha, laugh at me, Zhang Wei, your face is actually an average face, haha laugh at me, I see a lot of Zhang Wei, haha."
Chen Meijia, a person with such a heavy curiosity, immediately shouted: "I want it too, I want it too, do you still have Xiaohei?" Can you give me one? ”
Xiao Hei smiled slightly, and didn't know where to take out two, one for Chen Meijia, the other for Lu Ziqiao, and the two couples put on glasses!
They looked at each other and smiled maniacally!
"Zhang Wei's version of Lu Ziqiao's husband, hahahaha!"
"Zhang Wei's version of Chen Meijia's wife, hahahahahaha!"
Then look around the bar!
Suddenly, Chen Meijia smiled madly and said, "Look, there's a maid Zhang Wei pouring wine, hahaha, I'm laughing to death!" ”
Miracle brought the glasses to the curious Zhuge Dali, Zhuge Dali was also happy to see it, of course, there was no Chen Meijia's way of laughing, after all, she was very sensible!
Everyone took turns to put on their glasses and looked at the people in the bar, they were all crazy, only Zhang Wei's face was green!
Zhang Wei hurriedly ran over and pulled everyone and said, "Okay, okay, don't look at it, you can't watch it!" ”
And in the room of 2602, another little black is recording data, but except for the miracle, the little black doesn't know!
Which white-clothed little black held a notebook and recorded: "Invite to comment on glasses, the samples are normal, and the physical functions are the same, waiting for further observation and recording!" ”
The black-clothed little black is in the bar, explaining the face of Zhang Wei, who said miracles! "To be precise, it's not Zhang Wei's face, but it's calculated by big data, and it's highly similar to Zhang Wei's face!"
Zhao Haitang laughed and said: "You look like this, your appearance is actually average?" Ahahahaha. ”
Zhang Wei asked depressedly: "I admit that the average level of boys is me, so why is the girl's face also me?" ”
Xiao Hei said embarrassedly when he heard this: "Oh, time is limited, I only calculated the average of boys, and I used your face for two purposes!" ”
Everyone was crazy when they heard this, it turned out that this is the reason why Zhang Wei's face is unisexual? Hahahaha!
Zhang Wei directly used his identity as a lawyer, pointed at Xiao Hei and said: "You are a fake and shoddy product that deceives consumers, and I ask you to destroy the product immediately in the name of a lawyer!" And send an apology letter to apologize! ”
Before Xiao Hei could speak, Hu Yifei opened his mouth and said: "You better save it, I advise you to make a big thing into a small matter, your face is an average face, but a few of us know!"
As soon as you send a lawyer's letter, people all over the world know that you have an average face! ”
After saying that, everyone laughed again.
Everyone drank a little more wine, and they went to the apartment, and the elevator came to the second floor, and when Xiao Hei went down, Miracle followed him, because he wanted to discuss something with Xiao Hei!
Seeing the elevator door closed, Miracle grabbed Xiao Hei's shoulder and said, "Although we are not very familiar with each other, we are also good friends, I want to meet your septuplet brothers, can I?" ”
Xiao Hei hesitated for a moment, and the miracle continued to work hard, "In this way, I will help you with your research funds!" ”
Xiao Hei immediately raised his eyebrows at the miracle, and then smiled obscenely: "It doesn't matter if you have money or not, the important thing is that we are good friends and good brothers!" ”
Then I walked into the room with a miracle, 2602 room, Xiao Hei's home is full of science and technology, and when I walked in, I saw a little black in white clothes, recording something!
The white-clothed Xiao Hei saw the black-clothed Xiao Hei and came in with a miracle, and asked directly: "Wuwa, why did you bring the others in when I was working?" Are you satisfied with Watt? ”
"Siwa, how do you speak? Your brain is just watt, Zi Anke agreed, and the scientific research funds will be paid by him. The black-clothed little black squeezed his eyebrows at the white-clothed little black!
"Oh oh, oh, I didn't say you five babies!" Xiao Hei, who was dressed in white, stood up, didn't know where to take out a cup of coffee, and put it in front of the miracle!
summoned a chair again, and then continued: "You see Zi'an is here, and I don't know how to pour a cup of coffee and invite someone to sit down, do you say that you are satisfied with Watt?" ”
Wuwa Xiaohei seconds understood, and then said: "Ah, yes, what you said is my brain!" How can I not give Zi'an coffee, you say? I really shouldn't have it! ”
Miracle looked at the two little blacks, and they were both amused by the two of them!
"Okay, you two are really enough, and we don't know each other, as for that? Okay, hurry up and get your brother out, I have something important for you to help with! ”
Siwa smiled at the miracle, and then said, "Please wait a minute!" ”
After speaking, he pulled the fifth baby Xiaohei over and asked, "What's the matter?" Why didn't you tell me that Zi'an wanted all seven of our brothers to come out? ”
"Whatever, anyway, there is no malice, as long as we help this little favor, won't our scientific research funds be settled?" Wuwa Xiaohei rolled her eyes and said!
"Yes!"
After the four babies figured it out, they turned around and smiled at the miracle again!