Chapter 2: Elven Assistant

There was a crisp snap

"Nystina-san, could you please inform me earlier next time?" Lawyer Shi returned to the office and threw the materials on the table, slumping down in his seat, obviously tired.

In the morning trial, if it wasn't for the loopholes in the other party's oral will, it would almost be a big shame.

A fair-skinned beautiful girl, with long ears and some petal-shaped silver ornaments on her head, wearing a white shirt and short skirt, walked out of the pantry: "It's not that I can't get through to you on the phone, it always tells me that your phone is in arrears, please renew your phone bill, thank you!" Your phone is in arrears, please renew your phone bill, thank you! I can't help it, I ran for a long time to find a phone booth to call you. After speaking, he put a cup of tea in front of Lawyer Shi.

"You elves, although your lifespan is long, your work is really short...... Can't you pay for your mobile phone in arrears? Won't Alipay work?? Lawyer Shi sat paralyzed and complained weakly.

The elf girl sat down and pouted: "He asked me to log in again, the password should be uppercase and lowercase numbers and punctuation, why is this password so complicated...... I can't remember. “

"Wait, you're not still using the default password that the system gave you, are you? The password can be changed, and you can't log in with face recognition. People ~ face ~ recognize ~ don't ~ "

"He can't recognize face recognition...... We elves are all about the same age, and as soon as he sees us, he says he can't recognize us, and asks us to enter the password, Spark, can I be blamed for that. ”

The elf girl's mouth pursed even more, and she sat on the stool, looking aggrieved.

The lawyer's name was Spark, and he was a little desperate when he heard this, holding his head with his hand.

This elf's name is Nestina, and she was introduced by the leadership relationship as an intern assistant, saying that it is to learn human culture and cultivate legal people from another world.

But this stupid girl is really a bit unreliable, the court started at 10 o'clock in the morning, and he was notified at 9 o'clock, and he almost hit the street.

"Alright, Spark, drink tea, drink tea, don't be angry." Nystina pushed the teacup closer and comforted him.

When I think of this elf girl, she is actually more than 100 years old...... Sparker always felt weird.

It has been 3 years since the door was opened, and after the door was opened, a large number of refugees from other worlds poured into this place of Shushan.

At the beginning, many people in the other world had not yet figured out the details of human beings, and wanted to rely on strength to seize the initiative in this world.

But soon, the main combat power of the Otherworld collapsed under the power of the army's submachine guns, tanks, and fighters, and it took only 15 days.

Fortunately, the army was more restrained, and after defeating the main force, it did not pursue it, but sent a diplomatic mission to negotiate.

The two sides couldn't understand each other's words, but after a month of negotiations, the people of the other world finally reacted, and their so-called "20,000 elite army" was like a mustard in front of 8 billion humans and modern armed forces, and it was not worth mentioning at all.

After the Otherworldly people deliberated, they made a difficult decision, hoping to surrender and save their lives.

however

To their surprise.

The state did not accept their surrender.

Instead, they will be absorbed, as citizens, as members of the country, and turn hostility into friendship.

The state has set up special administrative districts for the aliens in the places where they were first teleported, sent a large number of engineering teams, built schools, shopping malls, housing, hospitals, etc......

Anyway, the characteristic of this country is that it is very fast to build things, and within a year or two, a small fourth-tier town was built.

These aliens gradually mingled with the original inhabitants of the area, the engineering team, the garrison troops, etc., and learned the local language.

The state has also issued identity cards, household registration books and social security cards to all people from other countries. We also try our best to arrange jobs that are suitable for them, so that they can survive with dignity as human beings.

For example, the winged people usually arrange to deliver food by courier.

For example, orcs have more strength and go to construction sites to do manual work.

For example, dwarves......

No, the dwarves don't have to arrange any work at all, and after mixing with humans, these dwarves are crazy to learn all kinds of modern mechanical techniques. The dwarves were originally craftsmen from other worlds, and now they are deeply attracted by the modern technology of human beings, and even many fanatical dwarves have established the Nobel Cult of God, and they have failed to test explosives twice in three days...... On the contrary, it has given the SAR government a bit of a headache.

After eating a working meal at noon, Sparker decides to go to the Fuxi Orphanage with his assistant Nystyna to report the results of the trial to the teacher.

Although there are 100,000 acres of land, many of them are mountains, valleys, and plains.

The core urban area is also a large piece in the middle, so the infrastructure next to many government office buildings is not far away.

This Fuxi orphanage, which takes in the children who escaped from the door and were separated from their parents, or whose parents died in the half-moon war, is of any race, which is considered a basic welfare of the government.

Sparker has also been helping out in the orphanage in his spare time, teaching the children the local language by the way, doing his part, and after a long time, he has become familiar with these children from another world.

Thinking about it, I have already walked to the orphanage.

When the children in the orphanage saw Sparky coming, they ran out around him, affectionately calling his name.

Sister Spark

Sister Spark

Probably because the name Sparky sounds like an otherworldly name, the children call it very affectionately.

But she is a pure-blooded countryman, 100% of the kind, with her own surname Shi, and according to his father, she is a descendant of Shi Kefa.

Because his mother liked an early animation called "Life in the Other World from Zero", she gave him the name Parker, which is said to be the ice elf in this animation, hoping that she can be as smart as that elf.

Although I haven't seen this animation, this ice elf, when I hear the name, I think it should look very handsome, especially cool...... Sparky thought to himself.

The teacher at the orphanage heard the commotion at the door and came out, it was a cow, to be precise, a white and brown female minotaur......

"Lawyer Spark, you're here." The minotaur beckoned.

"Teacher Peilin, I haven't seen you for a long time." Spark, who was surrounded by the children, barely stretched out his hand to say hello, but his outstretched arm in mid-air was immediately hung on it as a swing by a snake man's child.

"Don't make trouble, children, go back to the house, Aunt Li just sent watermelon over, first come, first served." As soon as the children heard that there was a watermelon to eat, they immediately spread their legs and ran into the house.

Some of these children were born after coming to the door, and many more were born before they fled here, with horrible memories of the other side of the door.

In that world, the Demon King Army was raging, food was in short supply, and many times, it became the norm to sell wives and children, and to eat for children.

And the last glimmer of light in the world, the brave man and his team have also lost the power of hope and cannot defeat the demon king.

In the end, the goddess had to choose to use her remaining strength to open the door, allowing the living aliens to be transferred to Earth through the door.

Children are terrified of the world when they are in a state of panic, and the environment here is simply paradise.

Three meals a day is the most basic guarantee, and people from all walks of life donated all kinds of clothes, toys and stationery. There are also often well-wishers who will bring all kinds of food to come.

The orphanage was named Fuxi in the hope that this orphanage could purify the children's minds and allow them to grow up healthily like the legendary artifact - Fuxiqin.

After Mr. Peilin used watermelons to attract the children, Sparker was finally freed, and moved his sore arms: "Mr. Peilin, the case of inheritance was tried in the morning, and the result was ......"

"I know the result, I don't worry about you doing things, you will definitely win the case. Today, the other teachers are not there, and the children can't take care of it, so it's not convenient for me to come over. In fact, I have been watching the live broadcast on my mobile phone in the morning, this is your mobile phone...... It's so small......"

After saying that, Bearings stretched out her three fingers, big and thick, or should they be called hooves?

"We're very tired when we open an app with our minotaur hands, not to mention typing or any specific operations, or the children helped me open it in the morning."

Sparker smiled bitterly, this mobile phone was purchased by the government, and the specifications were exactly the same, and indeed the differences between various races were not considered at that time. This minotaur, wouldn't it be better for one person to send an IPAD? However, the establishment of the special administrative region was very anxious back then, and many of these things could not be implemented in detail at that time.

Just like this Shushan Code, it was formulated in a hurry back then.

The simple description is based on the laws of the existing republic, on which the jurisprudence is carried out according to the characteristics of the various races.

Because the old professor who made the law didn't know what was different about this person from the other world, there were too many problems that couldn't be formulated in the law one by one. If you have to practice the Fa every time something goes wrong, it will be very troublesome, very inconvenient, and the cycle will be long.

It is very easy for people to take advantage of legal loopholes during the law revision cycle.

Therefore, it is simply used to use statutory law + case law to patch the method of special enforcement in Shushan.

Plainly...... It's just a move.

For example, in the morning case, it was determined that dragon eggs, including eggs of other races, have the same legal status as babies. In the future, other cases will be adjudicated on the basis of this jurisprudence.

"Teacher Peilin, I just have a question for you, among these children...... Do you have...... Lost? Sparky asked, a little worried.

This gossip was obtained from a friend on Xuanyuan's side, the so-called Xuanyuan, which is the abbreviation after Shushan merged the public security and the procuratorate into one department.

Teacher Peilin touched the horns of the cow and thought about it carefully: "The children are all fine, what's wrong?" ”

Sparker looked around, no one else was there, and said mysteriously: "Recently, for some unknown reason, many people have disappeared inexplicably, including humans and you from other worlds. You have a lot of children here, so be careful. ”

Teacher Peilin cheered: "Don't make a fuss, it's not normal to lose a few people every year." My husband told an elf that he was going to cleanse the Valley of Wailing, and he never came back, and I don't know what happened over there. ”

"No, no, no...... Disappearance is not normal with us at all, we don't have a wild boss here, and we don't have a dungeon, and disappearance is a big case for us. Major and serious cases must be solved. Spark's head ached suddenly, this otherworldly person's thinking was completely inconsistent with that of ordinary humans, and he often talked about chickens and ducks.

"That won't come to trouble the children, the children have no money, and the meat is not very delicious, if you want to catch it, I think it is more dangerous for me......" Teacher Peilin twisted her body and tensed up, holding herself with her arms crossed, as if she was worried that a gangster would covet her body...... The kind of body that is braised in the red......

"Generally speaking, there should be very few people who can beat you minotaurs......" Spark's eyes sharpened, as if he didn't want her to continue, otherwise he was a little disgusting: "Then let's do it first, I'll leave if there's nothing to do......"

Suddenly realizing that something was wrong, he looked around: "Nystina??" Nystina??? ”

This elf girl has been missing since just now, isn't she missing?

I walked around with Teacher Peilin and found that she had been mixed with the children and went to the restaurant to nibble on watermelon at the beginning...... was dragged out of the children by Sparker and dragged out of the orphanage: "You snatched other people's children's watermelons, you are so big, you are ashamed." ”

"Alas, I'm just over 100 years old, I'm also a baby, and I want to eat watermelon." Nestina pouted and complained, it was true that she hadn't eaten fruit for a long time, and that the salary of a paralegal was a little low.

Generally speaking, interns in law firms, in addition to copying texts and serving tea and water, also have to work part-time as drivers, and it is normal for the salary to be lower than that of drivers.

Fortunately, the government has arranged cheap public rental housing for people from other worlds, but they don't have much to pay rent, and they still have enough to eat.

"In the afternoon, we will go to the house of the party in another case, and after the end, I will invite you to eat fruit in the evening."

When Nestina heard that there was fruit to eat, she suddenly became energetic: "I want to add two ice creams!" ”

"Good, good, two, two." Although Sparker likes children, this kind of 100-year-old child still makes him feel a headache, takes out his mobile phone and designates the destination, and calls a fast train.

There happened to be one on the road next door, and when I saw that there was a list at this time in the afternoon, I grabbed it in 1 second and hurriedly drove over.

Sparker opened the car door and sat in, only to find that the driver was a ...... Should I say one? Snake people.

Among the otherworldly people, there are also many more intelligent races, dwarves, snake people, etc., who learn things relatively quickly, and many things are often learned at once.

Therefore, many snake people learned a lot of new knowledge as soon as they arrived in the republic, and quickly integrated into the local society.

The dwarves, of course, also learned to drive quickly...... But...... I can't stand the short feet and can't step on the accelerator and brakes, so many people are forced to open a car repair shop, but they are a good partner with the snake man.

In fact, as far as intelligence is concerned, elves, demons, etc., the intelligence is also average. But he can't stand the long blood bar, his life is hard, and he is thousands of years old at every turn.

If human beings can study in high school for 20 years like them, everyone will be Tsinghua University and Peking University, and everyone will be knowledgeable.

When the snake driver saw them getting into the car, he stuck out his tongue and confirmed, "You two, just follow the navigation, right?" The destination is ...... Inside...... Shushan Zoo? ”

"Yes, go to the zoo, I'm sorry for you, master." Although the snake man looks a little scary, especially the pair of strange pupils, it always makes people shudder and feel that they don't look like good people.

But over the years, according to the criminal records published by Xuanyuan, except for fraudsters, snake people have not had any violent criminals such as stealing, smashing and robbing, and they are very friendly creatures.

After the driver confirmed the destination, he operated the mobile phone, and the mobile phone came out: "The Shushan Transportation Committee reminds you that there are thousands of roads, safety first, irregular driving, and two lines of tears for relatives." Passengers are asked to wear seat belts. ”

"Spark, let's go to the zoo?" Nystyna asked, apparently not knowing where to go.

"Yes, the person is waiting for us at the zoo." Sparker took out two documents from his briefcase and looked at them, and the assistance that had indeed been sent was to go to the zoo and find someone named Meijia.

The driver in the front row listened to their conversation and smiled: "Yo, I thought you two were going to the zoo for a date, and the relationship was to go to work, hard work." ”

"Dating? Girls dating girls? You snake people are very fast at learning human culture...... You who are of different races can intermarry? Sparker thought to himself that these snake people must have been lazy when they were learning languages, and they wouldn't go to language school. I got off the Deyun Club's cross talk collection as a teaching material on the Internet, and now I am learning to flamboyate one by one, and my mouth is very poor.

"Well, on our side, same-sex, different races, and so on are very common, not as many as yours. In fact, just like what you said in the movie, of course humans and demons can intermarry, but what is born is a shemale......"

Sparker got goosebumps from his cold joke and simply asked, "Do you have humans too?" ”

The snake man driver glanced at Sparker in the rearview mirror, and then continued to drive and said, "Of course there is, according to our records, about 10,000 years ago, we had human records there, but then somehow disappeared, and I don't know why...... Maybe it was wiped out by the Demon King Army. ”

The tone is quite flat, maybe in that world, racial extinction is the norm, and everyone is used to it. It's not particularly shocking.

With the beating of the taximeter, it was soon at the destination, the snake man driver skillfully operated the mobile phone, clicked the charge, turned his head to look at Spark, and compared his heart with his hand: "Beauty, give praise." After saying that, he stuck out his tongue.

"Okay, good, be sure to give praise......" Although it is not right to judge people by their appearance, but a spicy snake head spits apricots to himself and praises it more than his heart, which is really a bit crazy. Spark, who was in a cold sweat behind his back, hurriedly paid and dragged the little assistant out of the car.

"Spark, I want to see the giraffe! I want to see giraffes! Nestina glanced at the sign in the doorway, dragged Spark, and rushed inside.

"We're here to go to work, and when we have more time to talk to the parties, let's look at the giraffes." Sparker was dragged away as he pulled out his lawyer's card and letter of introduction from his briefcase and showed them to the orc security guard at the door.

The orc security guard glanced at it and waved his hand: "Tickets, this is not tickets, it's useless." Humans, elves, want to get in, ask for tickets. ”

Sparker suddenly remembered that it seemed that many orcs were illiterate, and even many of them were slaves at the beginning, and they were uneducated and not very intelligent, so they could only explain slowly.

"That's right, this is a letter of introduction, I was sent by the government to solve the problem for your principal. This little coffee-colored notebook is my ID. ”

The orc security guard, like a duck, held his head and brushed his thoughts, and said to himself, "Chief, master." Human females, sent by the government. The principal, sent by the government. Humans are as big as the principals. ”

It seems that a flash of inspiration has finally occurred.

suddenly figured out the relationship between the characters: "You, you're the new principal!" ”

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"No, no, no, I'm not the new principal! Do you think this is No. 600 Wanping South Road? Everyone is rushing to be the director of Wanping South Road! Sparky finally broke out, but he didn't think he could beat the stout orc, so he could only raise his voice a little to give himself courage.

"Bowl flat?? …… No, the bowl is curved, the board is flat! You're stupid, Hale doesn't know as much as you do. The orc security guard looked at Sparky with sympathetic eyes and shook his head. This compassionate look can't help but make people angry in their hearts, and evil is born to the side of the guts, and they can't wait to slash at his brain and explode 999.

When Nestina saw this scene, the chicken and the duck talked, laughing and staggering on the side, holding her stomach in one hand and holding the railing in the other.

"Don't make a fuss, Hale, let them in." Inside the zoo, a woman in a black dress beckons to them. With a simple round neck, no superfluous decoration on the skirt, if it weren't for the two horns on his head and a tail behind him, he would be a beautiful and decent human OL.

The orc security guard named Hale was in awe when he heard what the director said, and quickly opened the side door to let them in. But his eyes were still locked on Spark: "Alas, it's young, stupid, it's pitiful......"

"Who are you?" Sparker ignored the orc fool and asked the ...... Demon Lady.

Demons, ordinary people always think that they are the embodiment of evil, the main force of the demon king.

But after the refugees of the demon clan came to the new world, they were actually the most powerful main force of the construction faction in the entire Otherworld.

In their words, the demon clan pursues the maximization of profits, helps the demon king work, and risks his life. Helping the government work, safety is guaranteed, and there are five insurances and one housing fund public rental housing. And what the demons value most is the spirit of contract, but the government likes to talk about the rule of law now, and the two sides hit it off......

Therefore, it is not surprising that many demons help the government to take care of various institutions and facilities together, and often give their valuable opinions on policies as staff advisers.

I saw that the demon lady said gently: "I am the director here, my name is Luo Xi, you are the legal aid lawyer sent by the government, right?" As he spoke, he circled around Spark, sniffing the smell, and there was a strange smell in his eyes: "Lawyer...... Well, yes, we demons like you humans who study the rules. ”

"Rookie lawyer Rookie lawyer, a little bit of fur. By the way, the principal, where is the party? Sparker was a little embarrassed and slightly embarrassed to be stared at: "It seems to be called Meijia......"

"Well, yes, you two come with me." After Loshi finished speaking, he led the way in front, and deliberately stayed away from Nystyna as he left, with a look of disgust.

I don't know why, although the elves and demons are both the main races of the construction faction, and both pursue the construction of a stable Shushan Special Zone......

But these two races just don't deal with each other, probably because of thousands of years of grudges over there.

Walking and walking, I came to a building with three big characters written on it, and the director pressed his fingerprint to make an electronic lock, and pushed open the door: "I'm not very good at dealing with her, so you should go in and talk to her yourself." ”

Sparky nodded, pushed the door open, and walked inside, looking around.

There was no one in the house, and there was a panda in each of the transparent glass rooms, and on the other side of the room was a bamboo forest playing in the room.

There's an iron cage outside, and a panda is also kept alone, munching on apples in the corner, probably a paid feeding program at the zoo.

"What about people?" Nystina asked, questioningly

"It's weird, the director said it's inside." Sparker also frowned, there was no one in the room, and tried to shout, "Meijia? Mega? ”

"Who?" A voice came from the corner.

The two looked around, but they didn't see anyone in the room.

Nystina ducked behind Spark.

Sparker didn't know what was going on.

Timidly asked, "Meijia??" ”

I saw that the panda slowly raised its head: "What's the matter?" I'm Mega. ”