"Then the question is, the first thing to be clarified in this case is...... What exactly is a plaintiff? "The presiding judge, Song Jinqiao, is facing a new moth.

Yes, in this Haotian Court, every day there will be all kinds of moths, and new problems and challenges will be faced.

The presiding judge, Song Jinqiao, was originally a judge of the Supreme People's Court, but because of his seniority, he was arranged to be the presiding judge in Shushan.

Now, standing in the plaintiff's seat in the courtroom is a cage.

There is a ...... in a cage Panda.

A talking panda to be exact.

Now both sides are at loggerheads.

It should be said that people from two worlds have their own opinions.

As far as humans are concerned, the panda itself is a mammal, and it has always been kept in the zoo as a national treasure, but there is no one who can speak human language.

As far as the Otherworlders are concerned, they have never seen a panda......

Neither side thinks that this human-speaking panda is a creature on their side, so ...... What the hell is this panda coming from?

The presiding judge thought about it and asked first: "In this way, this plaintiff, Meijia, right?" Can you tell us about your experience? ”

The panda spoke: "It's a long story, it's a tragic ......"

"Well, plaintiff, please hurry up, trouble to make a long story short." The presiding judge has experienced a lot of strange cases, and generally this kind of party, if you don't stop her in time, she can often talk to you from Pangu.

The panda's dark eyes revealed a hint of lack of sleep, and she looked up at the presiding judge, but she still said to herself: "I can't remember the memory before I passed through the door, and I don't remember the door very much." I have a memory of the beginning, people have been walking on this side of the road, countless people around pointing fingers, I don't know what's going on, soon a few people in white clothes came, shot in the ass, the needle is so thick! Do you know? Spicy coarse !! Panda Meijia held a bamboo and gestured, and after speaking, she took a bite of bamboo to vent her anger.

"Huh? Isn't it the kind that comes in a watch? ”

"It was very rough, it hurt so much that I lost consciousness immediately, and when I woke up, I was locked up in the zoo."

Speaking of which, Meijia rubbed the buttocks of the meat dundun, and it seemed that there was still a phantom pain in the place where the needle was pricked: "But do you know? What excesses did they do to me? ”

"What did you do?" The presiding judge asked curiously.

The panda put his hand on the railing and said angrily: "They have found me many male pandas, big ones!" Small! There are all types!! Putting us in a cage every day, and letting them bang with me all day long! What I need is love, not pop!! Is this considered rape? Should the death penalty be imposed!! Speaking of which, he angrily shook the cage and shook the sky.

"Plaintiff, plaintiff, control their emotions, they don't know, after all, you look at ...... It's really like a panda. The presiding judge really felt a little sympathetic to her, and turned to ask the zoo director, that is, Ms. Lorch, "Is there such a thing?" ”

"I only took over the zoo this year, and when I took over the zoo, she was already there, and suddenly one day, she spoke and startled me. I want to apply for a SAR resident ID card, a residence permit, a social security card, etc., but the civil affairs department is ...... It's Kunlun's side, and it's been stuck there. ”

Hearing this, the presiding judge Song Jinqiao began to understand what the problem was, it turned out that the murderer was you...... Adding extra workload to me, I turned my head to the dock.

"The defendant, Kunlun's agent, should be...... Director Wang Feigao, how do you explain this problem? Why didn't the plaintiff apply for a foreign resident ID card in accordance with the regulations? ”

The Wang Feigao sitting in the defendant's dock is a typical middle-aged and elderly man, with a fat figure, a little sparse hair, and a fat belly bulging out and filling his shirt. Obviously not yet old, he picked up a pair of reading glasses and put them on, looked at the materials in front of him and began to say: "Dear presiding judge, dear judge, dear people's assessor, colon." I am the agent of Kunlun in Shushan, and I am also the director of Kunlun, Wang Feigao, and I am entrusted by Kunlun as an acting ......"

"Director Wang, hurry up and answer the questions directly." The presiding judge interrupted him slightly rudely, and if he really let him finish the previous routines, the sun would have gone down.

"Oh, then I'll answer directly. In accordance with the relevant legal provisions, the Bureau rejected the request of the plaintiff, the panda, named Meijia, to apply for the status of a resident of the Special Administrative Region. We believe that the procedure is lawful and the legal basis is sufficient. Wang Feigao finished these words in an orderly manner, and the collegial panel and jury were in an uproar.

These words are beyond common sense, because according to the agreement between the two sides at that time, people from other worlds have the right to register and become legal residents of the SAR.

Everyone stared and looked at this director of Kunlun, isn't this legal blindness? As the person in charge of the civil affairs department, how could he not know about this, it is outrageous!

Wang Feigao raised his head and glanced at everyone, and continued unhurriedly: "According to the regulations, only people from other worlds are eligible and can apply to be residents of the Special Administrative Region, which is a matter of the main qualification of the application. And when we registered after the Half-Moon War, a total of 68 different races were registered. Among them there is no panda, this species. Therefore, the plaintiff should not be considered an alien in law, but is very likely to be defined as an animal. And according to the plaintiff's own testimony, she has lost her memory, which means that she herself does not know where she came from. We Kunlun don't have the ability to find out where she is from? ”

Sparker couldn't help but interject: "Then you mean she's an earthling?" ”

Wang Feigao thought for a while and said: "There are several possibilities in our analysis, for example, with the opening of the door back then, she was originally an earthling, and after being radiated by the door, she suddenly turned into a panda, just like the master of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles." It's also possible that she was originally a panda...... Later, he was exposed to radiation and became human...... Just like the apprentice of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Or is she ...... The panda has become a sperm. After saying that, I felt a little lacking in confidence.

"I object, according to the regulations, animals are not allowed to become sperm after the founding of the People's Republic of China." Spark's refuted ...... I don't think I have any confidence, but the theory of panda essence is too ridiculous.

Seeing that the courtroom was already in chaos, the presiding judge knocked the hammer twice: "The original defendant should pay attention to the order of the court, don't talk casually if it's not your turn." Is it possible that you omitted it when you registered? ”

Wang Feigao flipped through a lot of information, found a piece of paper and read: "According to records, it was August 2032, and we registered our race, and the time was stopped until December 2032. In total, 68 different ethnic groups were registered. It's August 2035. In other words, 2 years and 8 months have passed since we took the specific administrative action. According to China's Administrative Litigation Law, the plaintiff's lawsuit shall be filed within six months from the date of the administrative act. We believe that the statute of limitations has now expired and the people's court should not accept it. ”

The presiding judge's head hurt, in this administrative case, he was most afraid that the administrative organ would use the statute of limitations as a shield, and he couldn't scold him openly, so he turned his head and asked Spark: "Lawyer Shi, do you have any opinion on this point?" ”

"I believe that according to article 48 of the Administrative Litigation Law, if a citizen, legal person or other organization delays the time limit for filing a lawsuit due to force majeure or other reasons that are not its own, the time delayed shall not be counted in the time limit for filing a lawsuit. The situation of the party Meijia at that time was force majeure, so let her say it herself? ”

"Okay, Meijia, why didn't you file a lawsuit or seek government help in time?"

"Wow, I was in a cage surrounded by pandas, and I didn't even have a human to speak. Those male pandas, as soon as they see me, they scream and think about popping, what do I learn? Do you want to learn to make a ferment?? Learn to use a hammer!! I had no choice but to listen to the tourists, slowly study the language, and it took me 3 years to learn your language, and I could barely communicate with people normally. Didn't I explain to the principal that I was actually a human being! It's not Panda!! As soon as the panda said this, he angrily shook the railing.

"Okay, well, the plaintiff controls his emotions, controls his emotions, and our collegial panel believes that it is indeed force majeure to be locked in a cage. The defendant's argument of the statute of limitations is not tenable. Seeing that the panda was going crazy again, the presiding judge hurriedly reassured: "In this way, the focus of this case is what the identity of the plaintiff is." What is your opinion on the plaintiff? ”

Seeing that he finally got back to the core issue, Sparker hurriedly said: "According to Article 48 of the Provisions of the Supreme People's Court on Several Issues Concerning Evidence in Administrative Litigation, the parties may apply to the court for professionals to appear in court to explain. Our plaintiff applied for an expert from the other world to appear in court. ”

As soon as the presiding judge heard that an expert appeared in court, he was very happy, what happened to the trial, it can also be said to be an expert opinion, and the pot on his back will be much smaller: "Which expert is it?" ”

Sparker pointed out the door: "It's Teacher Peilin from Fuxi Orphanage." She's the one who has the most contact with otherworldly people here in our special zone, and I think she can speak for itself. ”

The presiding judge thought it was quite reliable, so he immediately invited her in, stood on the witness seat, and asked directly: "This teacher Peilin, we ask you, when you are still in the other world, there is such a ...... Panda Man, or...... Panda Spirit? ”

"Nope." Teacher Peilin replied briefly.

The presiding judge glared at Spark, you are a cerebral palsy lawyer, last time you said that the dragon egg was a double yolk egg, this time you found an expert to dismantle your own platform, but you really have yours: "Plaintiff's agent, what does this expert you want to explain?" Ask yourself. ”

Sparker immediately seized the opportunity and asked, "Is there such a creature as a bear man in your other world?" ”

"Of course there is, the bear people are a common race we have there, they have a lot of strength, their general profession is warriors, and their combat effectiveness is very good, and we minotaurs may not be able to win."

When Sparker heard this, he continued to ask, "And what color do these bears have?" ”

"There are indeed all kinds of colors among the tribes, black, white, brown, and it seems that there is gray. But I really haven't seen black and white. "After all, Mr. Peilin is a Minotaur, and the Minotaur is a simple race that is not good at lying.

The direction that Teacher Peilin said was obviously wrong, and Sparker hurriedly changed the direction: "Then I'll change the question, that is, in your local area, is it possible that there is a kind of black and white bear man who hides in the forest and lives a secluded life." What you don't know? ”

Teacher Peilin thought for a while: "It's not impossible, I remember when I was a child, in the high mountains in the north of our place, I saw a kind of minotaur with particularly large horns. But I've seen it once in my life, and I've never seen it here. ”

"So the presiding judge, the plaintiff is actually a bear man, and his skin color is black, just because his ancestors mutated...... Diseases such as albinism or vitiligo have become black and white. They may feel ashamed to see people, so they hide in the deep mountains and old forests, so people outside don't know, is this logic very reasonable? ”

When the presiding judge and the judge heard this, they couldn't help nodding, this bear man mutation theory, compared to Director Wang Feigao's inference that the panda became a refinement, I don't know where Gao Ming has gone. The Republic has never heard of animals becoming sperm, and it is not a TV series, so he turned his head and asked the defendant: "Defendant Director Wang Feigao, do you have any opinion on his statement?" ”

Wang Feigao put on his reading glasses again and slowly looked for his materials: "Honorable presiding judge, although the plaintiff's statement can explain this skin color problem. But this size problem, you see, this is a picture of a bear man. After speaking, he showed everyone: "You look at the bear man in the picture, although he looks like a bear, he walks upright. And the plaintiff, who usually walks on all fours, like a dog, is not a species at all. “

"You're the dog! You're the dog! I'll bite you to death when I come out! Meijia pulled the cage and shook it again.

"Don't make indiscriminate analogies about the defendant, and you can also control your emotions as the plaintiff." Presiding Judge Song Jinqiao felt a deep sense of despair.

Sparker couldn't help it again: "The plaintiff likes to walk on four legs or upside down, this is her freedom, does the bear man have the freedom to walk on four feet?" The law does not prohibit it! Which article of the law says that you are not allowed to walk on all fours? Moreover, it is possible that she was born with a disability! Can't people with disabilities stand upright? With that, he looked at the jury.

"So the plaintiff believes that she is very likely to be a bear person born with a disability!"

The ten members of the jury are all made up of people from other worlds, and if necessary, they can even influence the trial if they agree on it. They began to talk about it, and it seemed that they were all beginning to waver on the issue.

It is true that many children are born with disabilities, but often their parents abandon them at birth.

Seeing that the work was about to be completed, Sparker took out a book and began to stir up: "There is also a possibility, this is a book of our humans, called "Kamala the Wolf Child", which tells the story of a human child who was raised as a child by wolves after losing his parents. The child was not taught by his parents, could not speak, and later followed the habits of a wolf, and could not walk, but could only crawl. ”

After speaking, he pointed to the plaintiff in the cage and casually made up the story: "So I think the plaintiff is the same, she was driven out of the tribe by the tribe as a mutated bear man. Helpless in the wilderness, who knew that the sky would be unpredictable, and his parents died because of a plague. And when she was young, she was picked up by a bear in the forest and raised as a bear child, and when she grew up, she naturally thought that she was a bear, not a bear person, so it was not very reasonable to walk upright? And because he was raised by a bear, his intelligence is relatively low, and it took a long time to learn the human language after coming here, so isn't it reasonable to think like this? ”

Panda Meijia looked at her through gritted teeth in the cage, thinking to herself that you girl told me so badly, and when she came out, she would definitely beat you up first.

But this rhetoric works very well.

Most of the jury was moved by the story and shed tears.

may be because the other world is chaotic all day long, there are relatively few literary and artistic works, and no matter how bad the story is, it is easy to move them, and the recent rebroadcast of Zhu Gege has set a new high in local ratings.

The presiding judge and the two jurors discussed for a while, struck the gavel, and pronounced the verdict in court: "The collegial panel believes that the plaintiff Meijia, as a person from another world, should enjoy legal rights, fairness and justice are the major principles of the Shushan Code, and there are no specific legal rules that should apply the principle of law. Therefore, the plaintiff cannot be deprived of her legal rights on the basis of the color of her skin and the fact that the plaintiff has a disability. The following judgment is hereby made in accordance with the relevant laws. Within 10 days after this judgment takes effect, the defendant Kunlun shall go through the corresponding formalities for the plaintiff to be a resident of the Special Administrative Zone, and the acceptance fee of 50 yuan shall be paid by the defendant. Closed! “

With a thud, he struck the gavel again.

When Wang Feigao heard this, he took off his glasses, smiled, and took a long breath.