"A bunch of quacks, pig-killing idiots!" An old man with long teeth scolded and left Konoha Hospital.

The pain of striding into the heart, the old man who limped when he walked, couldn't help but feel such a sigh in his heart again:

"Sure enough, such Konoha should have been destroyed earlier!"

"Gollum—"

His stomach suddenly rang, and Madara Uchiha looked at the sky and decided to find a hotel to stay in first, then eat something, and go down to the front of the hospital to pull up a banner.

Speaking of which, I've been to Konoha countless times, but Madara Uchiha is still a little unfamiliar with Konoha today.

Looking at the rows of high-rise buildings, although such Konoha is a bit of an eyesore, there is still some merit.

At least Madara Uchiha easily found a Blackwater Hotel.

"Hello sir, do you want accommodation?"

"That's right, I want a private room."

"Yes, sir, please register your name."

"MR. TANUKI."

"Okay, Mr. Awesome, your room is 233."

……

After finding a place to live under a pseudonym, Madara Uchiha found another fried chicken restaurant called "Black Arches" and ordered a big meal.

The Land of Thunder is the second richest country in the ninja world, and now that Kurojue is the Emperor of the Earth there, Madara Uchiha's money bag is still very full.

"That's the embodiment of my will, and I can't afford to waste its money-making talent!"

With that in mind, Madara Uchiha began to eat.

The long front teeth are perfect for eating chicken, and it is easy to remove the most delicious shredded meat from the gaps in the bones.

After eating the tenth wing, Madara Uchiha hiccuped comfortably.

"It is worthy of the cells between the pillars and the old man, and the teeth cultivated together are really very useful."

Speaking of teeth, Madara Uchiha suddenly had a flash of inspiration, "How did I forget that miracle doctor!" ”

This is really guarding the gold mountain to beg for food, and it has become dark under the lamp.

Madara Uchiha hurriedly settled the bill, and the ninja was in pain and hurried to the small alley in his memory.

The nameless alley was still very dilapidated, with the word "demolition" all over the place, and Madara Uchiha easily found his destination.

A converted clinic for pork jerky.

"Knock-knock-knock-"

Madara Uchiha knocked on the wooden door.

A small dwarf "squeaks" open the wooden door.

"Bang!"

The gnome closed the wooden door with lightning speed, and then ran up to the second floor.

With such a long toothed old man, Cardo will naturally not forget, this guy is a patient who came to the clinic before, and he will definitely not be wrong.

"Oh no, Boss Yasuo, there are patients looking for you to settle accounts!"

Cardo pushed Yasuo's office open and panted: "I said a long time ago, we are already very rich, there is no need to eat the bowl of black-hearted rice of illegal medical practice!" ”

"The frizzy ones really don't grow! How many times have I told you, here you want to call me Specialist Sawyer, or Dr. Sawyer, and you, it's not Cardo, but Physician Assistant Doka! ”

Yasuo stretched out in the swivel chair behind the desk, and said with a displeased face:

"You are a One Piece, murder and arson, drug trafficking and human trafficking, and you are simply a person who does all kinds of evil, and you are actually afraid of practicing medicine illegally?

Also, who told you I was practicing medicine illegally? ”

Yasuo opened the drawer unconcernedly, and took out a thick stack of paperwork from inside.

"Dental Practitioner Certificate."

"Ophthalmology Practitioner Certificate."

"Orthopaedic Practitioner Certificate."

"Proctology Practitioner's Certificate."

"Obstetrics and Gynecology Practitioner Certificate."

"Veterinary Medical Practitioner Certificate."

"Dermatology and Venereology Practitioner Certificate."

“……”

Cardo was dumbfounded as he looked at the certificates that had been replaced as if they were fake.

These certificates not only have the big seal of the Konoha Medical Department, but also the endorsement of the Konoha Police Department, which is really not true.

"Boss, oh no, DR. Sawyer, I didn't expect you to be so versatile!"

"Of course, now you can bring patients in."

Yasuo sat up, pulled out a bloodstained white coat from under the table, and put it on his body.

……

"Divine healer save me! Miracle healer save me! ”

Contrary to Cardo's expectations, the old man with teeth did not come to settle accounts with Yasuo, a quack doctor.

Instead of settling accounts, it seems that he is coming to the doctor again.

At this point, Cardo put his heart down, put on a courteous smile, and began to serve the patient.

"You are?" Yasuo sat behind his desk like a dog, raising his eyelids slightly.

"I'm a beaver, you treated my teeth last time!"

Madara Uchiha introduced himself excitedly, not feeling that the other party had forgotten that there was anything wrong with him.

That's a miracle doctor, naturally there are a lot of patients, overcrowded, and it's normal to not be able to remember your name.

Speaking of which, Madara Uchiha feels that he is really lucky, every time he comes, he happens to not have to queue, it seems that he is indeed a child of destiny.

"Oh, so what's wrong with you this time?"

Yasuo took the pen and began to write it down in the medical notebook.

"Look!"

Madara Uchiha jerked himself to his feet, then took off his pants.

"Eyes! My eyes! ”

Yasuo hurriedly protected his dog's eyes and called, "What are you doing, put your pants on." ”

Madara Uchiha scratched his head, put on his pants and said, "Shouldn't you be shy about avoiding medical treatment?" I'm so swollen! ”

"Swollen? Where is it swollen? Isn't it a normal size? Yasuo and Cardoqi asked with a frown.

Madara Uchiha shook his head and said, "No, no, no, it's completely swollen, it's a lot bigger!" ”

"Oh......"

Yasuo and Cardo looked at each other, then both looked at Madara Uchiha with sympathetic eyes.

Yasuo said in a deep voice, "So, is your purpose to reduce swelling?" ”

"That's right! That's right! ”

Madara Uchiha said excitedly, "You mean, don't you have to cut it off?" Do you want to take a closer look? ”

With that, Madara Uchiha stood up again, trying to take off his pants.

"No, no, no!"

Yasuo hurriedly stopped him and said, "It's okay, I'm a Chinese medicine doctor, I don't need to look at your thing, forget it, you don't understand it, stretch your wrist over!" ”

Yasuo clasped Madara Uchiha's old and shriveled wrist, pretended to diagnose his pulse for a long time, and then said leisurely: "The cause has been found, you have too much false fire, so you are swollen!" ”

"Yes, yes, yes, I was electrified, naturally there is a fire, I deserve to be a miracle doctor, I know it even if I don't look at it!" Madara Uchiha said with a thumbs up.

"It's not a big problem, it can be cured." Yasuo said as he recorded it in his medical records.

"So you don't have to cut it off?" Madara Uchiha shook Yasuo's hand excitedly, "Then the divine doctor, can you give me the same root canal treatment as you did last time I did a root canal treatment on my tooth...... What about implanting that big red stick again? ”

Yasuo: "Σ(っ°Д°; )っ”

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