"Implant surgery, let's ...... slowly"

Yasuo picked up a handkerchief and wiped his forehead: "Let's take conservative treatment first, and use medicine to treat it." ”

"That's right......" Madara Uchiha had a disappointed look on his face, "Well, at least it's much better than the quack doctors at Konoha Hospital." ”

"In that case......

Yasuo spread his hand, and Madara Uchiha put a wad of banknotes in understanding, all of which were foreign exchange from the Land of Thunder.

With a burst of heart-piercing pain, a cold sweat broke out at the corner of Uchiha's forehead, and he hurriedly said: "Then please ask the divine doctor, please hurry up and prescribe medicine for me, I have pain there again." ”

"Well said!"

After counting the foreign currency, he used the calculator to "snap" it, and Yasuo showed a satisfied look.

Then, he began to write the book of heaven in the medical record book.

Madara Uchiha craned his neck to look, but he didn't understand the words of the dragon flying and the phoenix dancing at all.

"Divine doctor, are you prescribing a medicine to reduce fire?"

Because Yasuo said that he was too hot, Madara Uchiha guessed that he should lower the fire, maybe a Coke set meal would be a good choice.

"No!"

Yasuo also didn't stop writing, shook his head and said: "Lowering fire is the practice of quack doctors, the way of heaven is more than enough to make up for the deficiency, as long as you add another fire, you can use the way of heaven to damage it, and the natural void fire will come down and make up for the deficiency." ”

Madara Uchiha was stunned, he didn't understand the medical theories Yasuo was talking about at all.

But it sounds really reasonable, especially the sentence "The way of heaven is more than enough to make up for the shortcomings", no matter how you listen to it, it's very compelling!

"Worthy of a miracle doctor!" Madara Uchiha became more and more convinced of Yasuo.

"Boom, boom",

Yasuo opened the prescription and handed it to Cardo, who was wearing a nurse's uniform, and said, "Let's go to the third shop in the east of Sweetwater Lane to get the medicine." ”

"Yes, Dr. Sawyer." Cardo bowed and stepped back.

"Sweetwater Lane is also an old alley, I didn't expect that now that a big pharmacy has opened, things in the world are always changing so quickly."

Madara Uchiha looked nostalgic, remembering the bits and pieces of fifty years ago.

Sweet Water Alley was established at the beginning of Konoha's establishment, and it was originally a small alley selling sweet water for meals.

At that time, Tsuruma always stayed inside the Hokage building with a wooden clone, and the main body slipped out to eat sweet water with him.

What a distant memory!

Madara Uchiha shook his head, no longer thinking about those old things, anyway, Sweetwater Lane has already sold medicinal herbs, maybe it has been taken over by the Nara family, what is there to reminisce.

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Meanwhile.

Cardo held the prescription and walked through two corner alleys with two short legs, and found his destination - Sweetwater Alley.

"Little brother, do you want to drink sweet water? The most coquettish kind? ”

"A century-old store, sweeter than first love, not sweet and no money!"

"Little brother, our roast pig shop is a chain store of Heishui Catering, the materials are exquisite, the taste is authentic, do you want to have a pig's knuckle to try!"

Listening to the cries of the various clerks in the alley, Cardo frowned.

This Sweetwater Alley is obviously a food street, will there be a pharmacy in this kind of place?

With doubts in mind, Cardo came to the third shop in the east.

"Internet celebrity shop - devil pepper workshop."

The big red letters on the signboard are very eye-catching, and there is also a bright red pepper and skull painted on the side, giving people a sense of intimidation.

"This is a pharmacy?"

Cardo stopped, his face full of suspicion.

He took out his phone, opened the Konoha forum, and began to search for the name of the store.

The Internet celebrity store Cardo knows that it is the kind of store that is very famous in the forum, so he plans to take a look at the reviews first.

Sure enough, the moment I pressed the search, a boutique post popped up.

"Authentic Sand Hidden Devil Pepper, super spicy and perverted spicy, Sand Hidden specialty, absolutely strong!"

"We promise that if you chew 3 of them, you will get free orders, and 6 of them will be rewarded with 2,500 taels!"

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Looking at the merchant's introduction, Cardo had a bad feeling, and he hurried to read the buyer's reviews again.

The first comment has hundreds of likes, and the time of reading it is about half a year ago.

"My thinnest user at home commented: Today I saw such a self-defeating store on the Internet, and I think it's time to teach these businesses a lesson in their pursuit of standing out and attracting attention.

As a member of the Akido family, it's not me who brags, I can get money for eating 6 chili peppers, and I can eat until this store goes bankrupt! ”

"My thinnest user in the family tied after 11 days: I really don't want to say anything more, I went to the hospital to wash my stomach after eating a dozen chili peppers, and went to the toilet halfway, and you can't imagine the rest of the things, there seem to be tens of thousands of ants crawling in my place, and my brother grabbed my hand in order not to let me, and only my mother sold batches in my heart!! I've memorized this point, so I'm waiting for the summons from the Konoha Court! ”

Picture Cardo is familiar, it is the emergency room of Konoha Hospital.

I saw a fat man lying on the blue bed in the emergency room, and a nurse was pressing his chest.

There was a fat man of the same size next to him, happily taking pictures with his mobile phone.

Later, the store replied: "Dear customers and friends, congratulations on breaking the record of Sand Hidden Village, and Chiyo, the spicy queen of Sand Hidden Village, can only eat ten at a time." The relevant bonuses will be paid in a timely manner. ”

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The comments that follow are more or less similar.

There are those who doubt their lives after eating chili peppers, those who faint on the spot after eating chili peppers, those who forget to wash their hands before cutting chili peppers and go to the toilet regret their lives, and those who buy them home and coax their parents to take them and successfully sit in a wheelchair......

There was even a guy whose comment of the day was:

Anonymous user comment: Haha, Lao Tzu has finally graduated and is a real ninja!

I anonymously bought one as a gift for my nosy teaching director, Yuichi Shimura, and I got my revenge! ”

"Anonymous user commented 3 days later: The teaching director has entered the emergency room and may not survive...... The police force is said to have opened a case...... The doctor said it was serious and could die...... I'm so scared......"

"Uchia glass users commented after 7 days: It's out of danger of life, it's great, but it seems that it's still investigating."

Uchiha Ri users commented 55 days later: The French Open is magnificent, negligent but not leaky. lost 160,000 taels, and finally didn't have to go to jail...... Fortunately, Brother Fuyue borrowed money from me...... I really won't dare next time......"

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Cardo read the reviews with a confused face, in short, they are all bad reviews, but the screen is full of bad reviews, and the popularity of this store is getting higher and higher.

Subconsciously, Cardo refreshed the page again, and a new comment appeared.

"Huge root user comment: My nephew Yuichi Shimura has some problems because of the food in this store, and I think it's because of his personal lack of cultivation.

In order to get the right thing to hear, the old man will post a live broadcast here to eat chili peppers, and I will eat one percent of the chili peppers per meal, welcome all the old irons to pay attention! ”

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