Chapter 1025: The Wicked Old Drunkard
Chapter 10025 The old drunkard of the demons
"Wake up, you idiot"
There was a roar in my ears, and before I could react, I enjoyed a double hit, and my head was slapped hard, directly slapping me off the city wall.
"Who, who hit me?"
I immediately came back to my senses, rolled in the air and landed steadily, then turned back and glared angrily at the old drunkard with his fist on the city wall, there was no doubt that the murderer was this guy.
Damn, it bothered me to remember the past, do you know how important it is to remember the past as a protagonist? This is memory killing, memory killing, in adversity, with the help of memories burst out of infinite power, defeating the enemy who was originally far stronger than himself, this is a necessary element of hot-blooded comics - memory killing, if I am killed by the demon king in the future, it is all your fault today, give me an apology to the world and people who were not saved because of this
Although that's not a good memory of Shenma......
Stupidly jumped on the city wall, and found Jeluka standing there solemnly, like the most professional maid, motionless, only the corners of her eyes trembled from time to time, of course, don't think that she is doing her duty as a maid, not in a daze, but secretly snickering, with the momentum of the king of the Ming Dynasty to make a spicy mockery - how long do you think this guy has been with me, to put it mildly, it is her ass and that, I know what and that.
"Boy, did you hear what I said just now, huh? I didn't hear that, let me die, you kind of guy, just turn me into the piece of meat that I am most afraid of spewing out from the Clotted Beast (note: the primary body of the corpse spitting monster). β
It is not so much that the old drunkard is now a junior who is teaching a lesson to the younger who has not listened well, but rather that he is a rude and rude old rascal, who is glaring and foaming at the mouth to vent his anger at the blackmailed person who did not listen to her "Hey, boy, borrow a hundred dollars from buddy to smoke", and only took out 10 yuan and handed it over.
"So......"
I pushed the old drunkard's head away, wiped the foam off my face, and the green tendons on my forehead kept beating.
"So don't just talk about it here, you guy, and work for me."
With a sweep, I kicked this guy off the wall.
"I don't want it, now the person in charge is you, not me."
Although it seemed that I had kicked off the city wall, the feeling of weakness in my legs was more inclined to her to jump out by herself with the help of my kick.
"You know I'm in charge, right?"
Seeing that the old drunkard simply sat down under the city wall, leaned back against Erlang's legs and began to drink and play tricks, I couldn't help but laugh.
"Since you know that I am the person in charge, then I will order you to attack me."
"What? You guy, you've just been a miscellaneous elder for a few years, what right do you have to order me?"
When the old drunkard heard this, he immediately quit.
"Shut up, I don't want to be scolded by the ghost elder who doesn't do anything for being a miscellaneous elder"
patted his chest and looked at the old drunkard triumphantly with a condescending gaze.
"Have you forgotten, there is such a rule in the alliance, in an emergency, no matter how big or small, a person should be carefully dispatched by the person in charge, unless this person has a better way to take over the command of the person in charge, what? Could it be that you want to take over the position of person in charge again? β
Say yes, say yes, bastard, I've got even engrams, just say a word, write it down immediately, and turn around and go to Camp Rog.
"Huh? Hey? Is there such a thing? The rules of the alliance or something, I've long forgotten about it. Touching his head, the old drunkard smirked with a blank expression.
Tsk, I didn't even take the bait.
"All in all, you can either go back to the camp for me now, or take the position of the person in charge, and if you can't do it, give me good orders."
"Dear Wu, don't be like this, there is something to discuss."
The old drunkard, who didn't know when he had swept up the city wall, looked at me with a disgusting smile.
"Go, go, I'm a businessman." With a blank face, I looked at the sky from afar.
"Even if I pretend to listen to your orders now, I will be passive and slack off, which will not benefit everyone, don't you say?"
The thief's eyes blinked, and the drunkard smiled as shrewdly as a profiteer.
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It's true, I can't do anything if she's slacking off, but is it really good to say it in a place like this? Ah, the maid of the yellow joke has already taken out her secret little yellow book, if it spreads to Akara, you are ready to die.
I looked at the old drunkard with a cold gaze that was not worthy of death, and motioned for her to continue.
"In other words, dear Wu, this trip to Curlast, you should get a lot of beautiful bars on the elf's side, anyway, you don't like to drink much, it's better to ...... Hey, hey, hey~~~~"
Rubbing his fingers together to reveal a "you know" look, a series of undisciplined laughter emanated from that wine-spewing mouth.
Although the temperament of the maid of Huang Duanzi has been sold enough, but if you meet an old drunkard who is really powerful, it is a bit unsightly, and it is difficult for ordinary people to compare the two, but they sell in different directions, Jeluka sells the shame of a girl, and is essentially a timid and kind guy, while the old drunkard sells personality, and his prestige and notoriety in the Rogge camp have far exceeded the four demon kings.
The old drunkard's request was not surprising to me, originally, I didn't have any special taste for wine, and the wine I got from Mokani was nine out of ten so that the guy in front of me could settle down.
After bargaining, in the end, with our side occupying a strategic high position, the old drunkard only took two jars of good wine, and I refused to let go in the slightest.
"It's time for you to do your job this time."
After the old drunkard accepted my wine, I could unceremoniously command her as a cow and a horse.
"Wait, wait."
The old drunkard muttered.
"You don't think about taking your salary and not working?"
I glared at her, although this guy is greedy and stingy, but he shouldn't be a person who does such a stupid thing for the sake of two jars of wine, the story of the wolf coming, in this world, especially when it happens to an old drunkard, it only takes one time, it is enough for others to never trade with her again.
"Of course not, that's what Akara ordered."
In my faint gaze, the old drunkard became proud.
"Now is not the time to make a move, the mutation caused by the crystal fragments mixed with this hunting operation is just an opportunity for the adventurers of the alliance to hone their skills, how can we intervene?"
"That is to say......"
"Hehe, wine, I'm not polite to accept it."
Sitting on the edge of the city wall and shaking her legs, the two jars of wine that the old drunkard was holding disappeared at once, and then patted her stomach with satisfaction, as if the two jars of wine had been stuffed into her stomach.
Bastard, as expected, he was deceived, and the two jars of wine were sent out for nothing.
Seeing the old drunkard's triumphant appearance, I slammed my fist to the ground with remorse.
On the other side, Jieluka, who brushed and wrote something on the little yellow book, ended with a sentence like "Rogge's third miserly and Rogge's second miserliness, in fact, this ranking is very reasonable", and after thinking about it, there are very few women's ones, and a pig's head was drawn on the four words "His Royal Highness the Prince".
"It's naΓ―ve."
The old drunkard suddenly shouted.
"Do you think it's that simple? Be careful, don't let too strong monsters get close, our current task is to intercept and kill those powerful monsters that are enough to break through the adventurer's defenses. β
"Although I said that, I really don't want to hear such righteous and awe-inspiring lines from your mouth." I rolled my eyes.
"So, don't you know my hard work, do you know about the last hunt? At that time, I was running around, stopping and killing monsters that were enough to destroy MiΓ¨'s entire adventure party, and I didn't even have time to catch my breath, otherwise, do you think there would be so many fools who would be grateful for the wine of Lord Ben? β
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I really want to record the last sentence so that those people can listen to what kind of virtue their savior is.
"Huh?"
Just as I was complaining like this, suddenly the old drunkard turned his head and stared at the battlefield below the demon fortress.
"Stinky boy, give me a javelin spear or something."
She stretched out her hand to me behind me without looking back.
"If you dare to exchange it for money, see that I don't tell Grandma Akara to let you live in the snow cave of Harogas for the rest of your life."
Grumbling, I handed over a gold-level javelin.
"You kid is going to be generous, just go out of the blank slate."
Glancing at the golden expression in his hand, the old drunkard turned back with the contempt of a ruined man and threw the javelin back to me.
In the case of a whiteboard, there are as many as you want.
I simply threw a full set of whiteboard Javelins of Excellence (an extended-level weapon for short javelins) over.
Holding it in his hand and weighing it, the next moment, the old drunkard's arm was thrown indifferently, with a green rainbow, and a javelin fell from the top of the demon fortress for several kilometers like a meteor, and fell straight into the sea of monsters.
Amazon's fourth-order skill, the Plague Javelin, was only used by the old drunkard, and its power was definitely more than just a simple fourth-order skill.
"Whew~~~~~~"
A terrifying scream rang out, mixed in the crowd of monsters, a sneaky hellish slinger (Lugoin area monster, the attack method is a medium-range spear, the attack is slow but the damage is huge), pierced by this excellent javelin with a green tail falling from the sky, clutching its chest, it looked up at the fortress that stood high in the dark clouds, and in its frightened eyes, as if it saw something incredible, slowly fell.
Where it fell, there was a loud explosion, hundreds of gold coins, mixed with a few pieces of equipment in between, splashed, but it was immediately overwhelmed by the surging monsters behind.
"Well, the two jars of wine didn't come out in vain."
Playing with the remaining javelin of excellence, the old drunkard said triumphantly.
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I can't refute it, I can't refute it at all, here is thousands of meters away from the battlefield alone, and the straight-line distance from that hell slinger is even more than that, how can this guy be able to fight with me while still being able to find the other party's lurking approach from such a distance?
Then there is the plague javelin, although I know that it will definitely not be so simple to throw it from the hands of the old drunkard, but, that hell slinger, please imagine carefully, it is a monster in the Lugoin region, and it cannot appear in this kind of situation under ordinary circumstances, so there is only one explanation, it is a third-world monster entity teleported by the crystal shard incident.
Judging from the explosion rate after its death, it is definitely not an ordinary monster, nor is a boss-level monster, even if it has a explosion rate of several hundred percent, I am known as an upstart of equipment, I can't get such a spectacular explosion rate from a boss-level monster, then there is only one explanation left, it is at least an elite-level monster in the third world.
The third world elite-level monster, see clearly, this is the third world elite-level monster, sneaking over, being discovered by the old drunkard at a distance of more than a few thousand meters, and then killed in seconds with a plague javelin, you said that when you see this kind of incredible thing, who can still say it.
Standing aside, Jieluka, who had never seen the demonic strength of an old drunkard, was even more unbearable than me, opened her mouth wide, and gasped for a while before she brushed her little yellow book to record something, I leaned over to take a look, and found that it was such a sentence.
[Human Alliance Elder Kasha, the secret is a woman who has the strength to defeat the world, this is true]
"That's right......"
She was so surprised that Jeluka didn't notice me peeping around, and was startled when she heard the voice.
"Let me do it anyway."
Ignoring Jeroka's angry gaze, I snatched the little yellow book and quill from her hand, and drew a pig's head on the word Kashya.
Hahahahaha, it's not funny at all.
Huh-wait, what are you doing?
Immediately, his gaze became stiff, and slowly fell on the original template of [Doing the same], which was the name of Jeluka to me, the four words of His Royal Highness, the handwriting circled by a large pig's head.
"You guy, you don't take lessons all the time."
My body burned brightly, and I slowly approached Jeluka with a black face.
"What are you doing? Let me see. β
The little yellow book in his hand was suddenly snatched up by a hand that suddenly stretched out from behind him.
"Why are the four words of His Royal Highness the Prince encircled by a pig's head? But it's so apt, hahahahahaha, it's not funny at all. β
The old drunkard, who was not funny, laughed heartily, and I looked at her with cold eyes, and it was time to be happy.
Sure enough, her eyes gradually fell below, and she found that her own name was also circled by a pig's head, and the old drunkard's smiling face froze, and then became furious.
"You must have done it, kid."
"It's all your fault."
Escaping the old drunkard, I lunged at Jeroka.
"Give me back the notes."
Jeluka reached out and grabbed the little yellow book in the old drunkard's hand.
All in all, because of the shocking pressure of the old drunkard, this hunting operation, which I had planned for a full nine minutes and ninety-nine seconds, was unexpectedly simple......
At the beginning of the month + May Day holiday, motivation was double-weakened, I feel sorry for everyone's monthly pass, I must cheer up tomorrow, come on, hey, ~~~~~~