Chapter 10024: Huang Duanzi's Night Walker and Handmaid!
Chapter 10024 Huang Duanzi Night Walker and Handmaid!
"Well done, that's the momentum."
Patting the panting Jeluka on the shoulder, I was very moved in my heart, speaking of which, if I am not mistaken, this is her second shot, if I can usually have this momentum, how good it would be.
"Woo~~~"
The black blood on the stumps on the ground, and the sprayed corpse monsters that were divided into sections became even more disgusting, which made Jeluka, who had come back to her senses, let out a small cry of sorrow, and on her tiptoes, she immediately fled out.
Oops, oops.
I shrugged helplessly behind me, quickly recovering the crystal shards that had just fallen under my feet, and followed.
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Although the appearance of the flesh resuscitation is not very good, the whole multi-legged articular alien appearance that ran from the alien planet, but in terms of disgusting Cheng dΓΉ, it can't be compared with the spitting corpse monster, occasionally, some guys with special hobbies will think that these flesh resuscitators look cool, but people who think the corpse spitting monster is cool, I think they should be sent to the pharmacist immediately...... No, there's no need for a diagnosis, just get a cage and lock it up.
Well, of course, the guy who thinks the flesh resusgator is a bit cool is not a normal person, and the appearance aside, the fact that the flesh resusciator can continue to give birth to cubs at a terrifying rate - the flesh beast is enough to make people disgusted, and the existence of this monster is as if it is blaspheming such a sacred and great thing as [fertility].
Speaking of which, the characteristics of this monster will be reminiscent of the Blood Eagle's Nest in Rog's camp, which can also constantly spit out Blood Eagle, but to be honest, the Blood Eagle's Nest is much cuter, at least in the eyes of adventurers, except for the assembly line production of Blood Eagle, the Blood Eagle's Nest does not have any attack power, and it can't even move, it is simply a meat target, and the flesh reviver ...... Its sharp, even saw-shaped arthropods and claws are a meat grinder.
When I introduced this monster, I felt a lot of regret in my heart.
After a dash of jeroka's run, we stumbled again, and we received a grunt alarm in my ears that sounded like an infringing siren.
Then, he encountered this group of flesh resurrectors affected by the crystal shards.
So...... Lady Jeroka, could you please help me too?
With tears streaming down my face, I glanced back at Jeluka, who was standing outside the battlefield as if nothing had happened, and complained with a look in my eyes.
Without the thrill of spitting corpse monsters, this guy completely reverted to his previous door god mode...... Many, so many flesh beasts, those damn flesh resurrectors are still in mass production, aren't they afraid to break the anus?
"His Royal Highness the Prince is, as long as you transform, won't it be solved immediately?"
For my resentful gaze, Jeluka also has a set of things to say.
"Huh? No, it's not a powerful monster, it's troublesome to transform. β
Kicking a fleshy beast with teeth and claws in its arms, I replied boredly.
Ah~~, so that's the case, when it comes to this, I also understand, it turns out that the two of us are actually lazy people who are afraid of trouble.
It's just,It's right that it seems like I'm her master.,It's true that there is such a setting.,But in my memory,I didn't find any events that matched the relationship between the master and the personal maid.,Is it that I'm wrong?
All in all, because of Jeluka's passivity, I finally had to transform into a moon wolf to recover the crystal shards.
It took about a day, relying on the tracking wizard, we were able to recover a total of five crystal fragments, and if it was in Kurast, even if we didn't rely on tools, it would not be a problem to wander around, and we would have recovered four or five pieces a day.
In the end, our test this time was also successfully completed, tracking how large the approximate search range of the magic guide is, how to judge the energy of the crystal fragment according to the sound and distance, these numbers, we have a rough foundation in our hearts.
When it was dark, we ended the test and returned to the Demon Fortress, this time it was probably the shortest outing experience in all these years.
I'm so hungry that I don't want to eat from the hotel, I want to eat what Jeluka makes.
I complained like this, and to my surprise, Jeluca borrowed the kitchen without saying a word, causing me to wait for dinner, racking my brains to remember if I had offended her somewhere in the past few days, and that it must have been mushroom soup or something that would be served later.
The result was unexpected, and the fresh vegetable broth was very normal and delicious.
The night is getting dark.
A small figure, above the fortress of the demons, stepped on the roof and shuttled quickly, almost out of reach of the night, making this shadow like a ghost, difficult to distinguish between virtual and real.
Quickly, a small black shadow came to the outside of the demon fortress, avoiding the eyes of the guards of the city wall, and looking out, there was finally a faint light of fire, which was the torches lit by the miners when they stayed up all night working, although these torches could easily attract the attention of monsters, but in order to live, many poor miners had to work at this risk.
After climbing over the city wall, the black shadow did not stop, jumped several times to the edge of the cliff, and then jumped forward without hesitation, if anyone else saw it, they would definitely think that it was thinking about suicide - the outer perimeter of the demon fortress is at least a few thousand meters high
In front of the mountain peaks that stood up like pillars and towered into the sky thousands of meters above the entire demon fortress, the black dots that fell straight down seemed so insignificant, blending into the darkness, like a drop of water in the sea, only close to hear it, the black shadow seemed to be wearing very fluffy clothes, constantly rubbing against the air, and was making an awe-inspiring hunting sound, and the wind was constantly roaring on the face and ears with the momentum of tearing the clothes.
When the ground approached, the black shadow suddenly erupted with a terrifying momentum, pulled out a huge weapon from his hand, and swung it towards the ground out of thin air, and the strong force collided with the ground, suddenly producing a strong shock wave, greatly slowing down the black shadow's falling speed.
"Bang", hands support, one knee on the ground, a small pit immediately appeared on the hard ground, if anyone can see this scene, they must applaud it, what a beautiful and chic landing POSE.
Patting the palm covered with dirt, the black shadow slowly stood up from the ground, took a step, suddenly snapped, lost his balance, and fell to the ground with an exaggerated action of throwing his body to the ground.
The impact of the landing was so strong that my feet were numb......
"Woo~~~"
After a while, the black shadow stood up with his mud-stained face covered, obviously in such a chic landing position, but in the next step, he failed to succeed, allowing the judges to gently flip the [10 out of 10] sign that was originally held high and replace it with the final score of [Natural Stay].
After a few beats of the dust on her body, the petite black figure got up again, jumped straight in one direction, and after a while, she stopped at the foot of the mine, looked for something, circled half a circle, stopped in front of a small pit that was not even a kennel, and looked at the only hay shop and a dirty black and tattered cotton jacket inside, and remained motionless.
Apparently, the owner of this place has not returned, and is probably working in the dangerous mining area with bright torches that can attract monsters at any time.
After a few moments, she took a large, tightly fastened bowl from her inventory, carefully placed it under the pit, and looked twice before turning away.
With a "bump", she just turned around and wanted to leave, when she collided head-on with something standing behind her.
"Are you stupid? What kind of negligence do you have to be so careless that you don't even notice that I'm standing behind you. β
Sighing, his eyes glanced down slightly, by the light of the torches in the distant mining area, dressed in a fluttering maid's costume, he sat on the ground with his buttocks, and kept rubbing the fragrant buttocks with his hands with a sad voice, every cent and every millimeter was reflected in the pupils.
"I don't even know where to say you're okay."
Reaching out to pick up Jielu, I looked her up and down, bothered by the fact that there were too many complaints.
First of all, even if I have transformed into a moon wolf, following behind, she didn't notice it in the previous section, but just standing less than half a meter behind her, she turned around stupidly and bumped into it, this distraction is too exaggerated, if I am an enemy, how many resurrection coins do she have to buy.
"That's because His Royal Highness the Prince often does this kind of thing, secretly attacking and pushing down girls from behind or something, and it's already perfect, so even I can't detect it."
For the mistake just now, Jeluka curled her lips cutely, with her own set of crooked explanations, when did I sneak attack? Even in the face of the enemy, I have never attacked like this, let alone a girl, and you cowardly fellow, when you walk on the busy streets, always pull my cloak or sleeve and cling to my back, which is really outrageous.
And also......
"How does it feel to jump from a few thousand meters high, my heroic Lady Jeroka?"
Took out a handkerchief and wiped it on Geluka's cat-like face, she just let out a subtle kitten-like wail, but did not dodge, I have seen it for a while, I guess I will not be timid anymore even if I hold her in my arms, this is not good, this is the only way I can punish her, I will also be immune, won't she be more unscrupulous and lawless in front of me in the future?
Sensing this, I began to feel distressed.
After gradually getting used to the handkerchief wiping around her face, Jeluka began to take the initiative to put her little face up, just like a lazy daughter stretching her neck, coquettishly enjoying her father wiping her face, but her mouth was not forgiving.
"I thought that His Royal Highness the Prince would come to the rescue, but I didn't expect it...... The moment I fell, I deeply felt the indifference of the world. β
"You're deceiving people, you bastard obviously didn't notice it when you followed behind you just now, and you were still playing cool poses when you landed, what point is there that you are expecting me to rescue?"
"Wow~~cough, hum~~~"
Obviously, Jeluka first exclaimed in exclamation, then slapped her handkerchief away, tilted her head, and snorted weakly.
"This is a girl's sixth sense, how can a fool like His Royal Highness understand."
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A girl's sixth sense? It's really an all-powerful explanation, and it has the same effect as the relevant departments and relevant departments.
"I don't want to be called stupid."
Although it was perfunctory, I still have a backhand.
"Look at you now, I've seen a lot of people in black, but it's the first time I've seen a man in a maid's suit."
"What's the problem? Could it be ...... In the brain of His Royal Highness the Prince**, imagining ...... Imagine the version I had when I wasn't wearing clothes? β
Jeluka stepped back, vigilantly shielding her arms over her chest, her gaze particularly piercing.
"It's the clothes that you tell me when the brain is full of **, and the clothes want to do things secretly, so you honestly change them into leotards for me, do you think that in those knightly novels, assassins wear leotards to fiddle with the atmosphere? It's to reduce air friction and try not to make a noise, stupid, you look at your maid's suit, it's like setting off firecrackers when it sweeps in the air."
"Woo~~"
Unrefutable, Jeluka screamed in grief.
"Anyway...... Even if it makes sense, His Royal Highness's idea of letting me wear tights is definitely not pure, maybe it is just to sneak behind and drool to make me in tights appear to be hung in the air. β
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I'm already dumbfounded, what kind of brain does this have to make up to come to this conclusion, is this guy delusional, or is it just a brain full of pornographic jokes?
"Forget it, you always have crooked reasoning."
In the end, I had no choice but to give up, saying that in this cool breeze and miserable, there may be monsters at any time in the ghost place and the yellow maid complaining to each other, do I have something wrong with my brain?
"One last thing to remind you, don't underestimate the alliance's defense system, thinking that with the advanced strength of the pseudo-realm, you can run around in the middle of the night, if I hadn't helped you clarify your identity in the back, you would have been arrested and locked up in prison by now."
As she spoke, the knife landed lightly on her forehead as a sign of punishment, and this time, Jeluka really didn't have any room for rebuttal.
Maybe tonight is a night worth remembering, how about the title "The First Night of the Rookie Black Guy Jeluka's Failure"? Phew, it's weird, why did I even get infected with this guy's yellow joke attribute?
"How did His Royal Highness find out that I sneaked out, can you say...... What strange smell was left on my body...... A smell that only you can smell? β
Geluka, who hugged her body tightly, was suspicious.
"If you say this again, I'm going to sue you for sexual harassment."
glared at Jeluka angrily, but her shoulders collapsed weakly, how could I be surrounded by some weird guys?
"Not to mention the movement of your maid's suit, I can't hide it from anyone, just watching you obediently prepare dinner, I was suspicious at that time, the appearance is too abnormal, my maid can't be so obedient - that's probably what it means."
After smacking his lips and getting the answer, this guy "cut" very rudely.
"Forget it, everything that needs to be done has been done, let's go back."
When my eyes fell on the big bowl in the pit, my mood suddenly became extraordinarily calm and soft, and I involuntarily reached out and touched her head affectionately, and then took out a handkerchief and wiped the last bit of dust off my face, so that the delicate and white face like porcelain regained its dazzling charm.
"Hmm."
Nodding, Jeluka answered softly, and then lowered her head very low, oh, is it shy? It must be so, and it's no wonder that after such a failed night walk, I would have to bury my head in the other way.
I took it for granted that I thought so, and I became triolatory.
"Shh~~~"
Suddenly, a slight movement in the distance came into the ears of me and Jeluka at the same time, obviously we didn't do anything bad, but we were thieves, and we all let out a soft shhh, and then looked around in a panic, found a hiding place, and quickly hid behind.
After a while, a vague thin figure emerged from the darkness, and you don't have to guess to think of the identity of the other party, after all, you can be thin like this, and because of the unkempt and greasy, bunches of hair stuck together, like a Saiyan's head, in the entire group of demon fortresses, it is estimated that there is no second person.
Dragging the almost collapsed body, the pair of thin and black bare feet, as if they were glued to the ground, can no longer be lifted from the ground, step by step wiped the ground back, saw their own nest in front of him, the eyes covered by bangs, seemed to flash a little luster, the pace sped up a little, and finally fell directly into his own nest.
Moments later......
"Wow~~~~~~~"
A scream came out, and he couldn't even care about the fatigue of his body, and the child, as if he had found a poisonous snake in his own nest, rolled out of the nest, and stared at the big bowl that exuded the smell of meat inside, and was terrified.
Yes, not joy, but fear, with such eyes, sometimes looking at the big bowl, sometimes looking around, full of hesitation.
I can understand this feeling, like an honest man who sees that he suddenly has an astonishing amount of gold and silver in his house, and is not immediately ecstatic, but panickedβwhose treasure is it? Why do you show up in your own home? Will you be framed? What should I do if someone else finds out? I will definitely think that I stole it, and I will definitely be hung up and beaten violently, no, such a large amount of wealth, maybe I will be sentenced to death directly.
At this moment, the child's mood should be roughly like this.
"What should I do?"
Seeing that my kindness was not only not accepted, but became something that made her afraid and uneasy, Jeluka, who was hiding next to me, couldn't help but pull my cuffs, and subconsciously turned her head, a pair of moist eyes that she had never seen before, looking closely at herself.
It's too foul, it's too foul to look like this, isn't it not even a chance to refuse me?
Tilting my head and thinking about it, I quickly had an idea, picked up a random stone from the ground, and threw it not far away in the darkness, and in the silence, there was a gurgling sound from the place where the stone fell, which seemed particularly abrupt.
"Who...... Who? β
The child, who had become a frightened bird, jumped up in fright by the slight sound, looked cautiously at the source of the sound, and leaned over step by step.
When he (she) was far away, I immediately saw the opportunity, jumped out silently, took out the big bowl with the broth, put it on the ground, and then wrote a line next to it, thought about it, erased it again, re-drew a few strokes, looked at it a few times, felt that it was all right, and then rushed back satisfied.
How so? There's a little bit of the excitement of Rogue Theft, although what we're doing now doesn't match Rogue at all.
Soon, the child, who had found nothing, came back with even more restless steps, and found that the bowl had been moved, and his soul was almost frightened, and it took a while to notice the traces next to the bowl.
Originally, I left a line of words "This is for you" on it, and I suddenly noticed it after writing, what if the other party is illiterate? Not just in case, but 99.99% probability.
So I erased it again and redrew a smiling face that I could see even if I couldn't read.
What do you think? Feel it from this smiling face, my sincerity and benevolence, the most important thing is the breath of daddy's aura, not that I boast, I have now reached the terrible realm of even if I draw a smile of my own, I can make it have a trace of daddy's aura power, to describe it simply, for example, a great master of boxing, the painting can make others feel his fist intent, and in my painting, it is the milk will
When I saw the smiling face on the ground, the child's original vigilance and uneasiness gradually eased, and I proudly cocked my nose higher than Pinocchio's.
After looking at the smiling face on the ground for a while, the child, who had completely calmed down, tilted his head, as if he had figured out something, and whispered a word softly in a crisp voice.
"...... bear?"
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Kill you, I'm going to kill you, I don't know what to do
Teeth and claws want to pounce out, and teach this hateful little fart a good lesson, what bear? This is Uncle Ben's kindest and gentlest smile, let me open my eyes and see clearly
But Jeluka pounced on me at the same time, holding me tightly by the waist and preventing me from rushing forward.
On the way back, Jeluka was still wiping away the tears from her laughter, just because of the one word that the stinky kid said, I had completely suppressed Jeluka's superiority tonight, and reversed it.
Just like the god's foot that stepped out immediately after Jeruka jumped off the cliff, my heart was also full of remorse, I knew that this would be the result, and I should have pulled Jeruka back in the first place, regardless of whether the stinky child ate it or not.
In the next few days, Jeluka did the same thing, bringing a bowl of hot soup to the stinky child every night, and after the first failed experience, she became more and more skilled as a nocturnal woman, but she refused to change out of that maid uniform anyway, and put on a regular black tights, so that her nightmanger worked part-time, which looked professional and subtly revealed a bit of copycat atmosphere.
Of course, the level of the cliff of several thousand meters has always been a problem for Jieluka, and besides, she also has a master named Wu Fan who can call at will, whether it is to pull the cloak, pull the sleeve, or carry it on the back, or ride a shoulder horse, and the way the princess hugs, as long as Wu Fan is there, there is no problem.
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Sorry, allow me to ask again, can anyone sue me, am I really the owner of this guy? Or is there something wrong with you, or maybe it's the wrong way you opened it?
However, this leisurely time to go out and wander every night was quickly broken, and three days later, the hunting operation, which was unique to the area of the Demon Fortress, began.
That morning, Geluka and I, as well as the dead-faced Lai, didn't leave here, apparently trying to squeeze the old drunkards who regarded her as a savior, standing on the wall of the city gate, condescendingly looking down at the suburban prairie thousands of meters below, the monsters that crawled towards the demon fortress like ants.
"I miss it so much."
Seeing this scene, I couldn't help but touch my chin and show a look of nostalgia, recalling the scene of the First World participating in the hunt, recalling Oscar's house, his teammates, the assassin Latin, who was deeply in love with Finney, and the old puppet of Tualatin, the hoax of the two artifacts......
Slowly, Tiger Eyes shed two lines of tears - thinking about it, it turned into sad memories.
Jeroka pointed to the tearful fool next to her, and looked at Kashya with an inquiring expression.
"Don't pay attention to it, this kind of fool deserves to live in tears for the rest of his life."
Kasha shook the flask in his hand, raised his throat and took a sip of the wine that the poor creature didn't know it was, and let out a sigh of satisfaction.
"Cheer me up, the hunt is the best time to recover the crystal shards, if this opportunity is wasted, when I go back, the old fox of Akara will definitely skin everyone."
On the last day of April, in the last few minutes, please allow Xiao Qi to say some end-of-month comments, the last few days of this month, everyone is really powerful, almost every day there are more than sixty monthly passes, even if in addition to double rewards, there are thirty or forty every day, if it can be like this every day, it would be great, you can get the classification award, hehe.
All in all, what Xiao Qi wants to express is that I am very grateful to all of you, the achievements of the past few days have made Xiao Qi see, it turns out that there are so many people silently supporting this book, I am really touched and moved, thank you (bow).
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