Uncle Huang is on fire again

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooo

In the room, it was Liu Bei crying sadly.

But the big-eared thief deserves to be pecked by a hero, and soon, he found that if he continued like this, he would definitely lose his reputation.

"No, I am the one who will be the emperor in the future, and I must not be a woman or a child!"

With a ruthless heart, and gritting her teeth, Liu Bei's 'sister' hurriedly pulled out the saber at her waist, and then slashed at the box containing the woman's clothes.

But when his sword was about to see the clothes, Sister Liu Bei couldn't bear it anymore.

"Woo, such beautiful clothes, people can't get their hands on them!"

Then he threw away his sword again, and then hugged the garment and wept bitterly.

"Lord, what's wrong with you?"

The entourage heard Liu Bei's cry outside, so they couldn't help but ask.

"I'm fine, I'm okay! Do not come in. ”

Liu Bei was afraid that his entourage would find himself embarrassed after coming in, so he quickly stopped his crying.

At this time, the medicinal effect of the pseudo-Niang Dan has not been fully activated, and Liu Bei's 'sister' can still control it a little.

So after barely spending the middle of the night, under the effect of the pseudo-Niangdan, the induction in Liu Bei's heart became stronger and stronger, and then unconsciously, he quietly lit the lamp and walked to the box that Wang Yueban gave him.

At first, Liu Bei's 'sister' actually had some resistance in her heart, but when he couldn't help but reach for the dress, things began to get a little out of control.

......

Early the next morning, when Wang Yueban, Cai's and Zhen Ji had just slept for a long time after a busy night, the post embassy in Xiangyang City was completely blown up.

The subordinates, like looking at a monster, looked at the sister Liu Bei who was dressed in women's clothes and her face was covered with rouge.

"Good morning, everyone!"

Liu Bei smiled shyly, and then stretched out his hand to greet everyone.

"Youkai! Vomit..."

As soon as Liu Bei spoke, the voice like a dead eunuch reached everyone's ears. Coupled with that ugly appearance and charming movements, everyone only felt sick to their stomachs and wasted a breakfast.

"Humph, you guys!"

Liu Bei's 'sister' was so angry that she stomped her feet. Even his face was full of grievances, his eyes were watery, and the tears had not yet rolled down.

Originally, last night, he just wanted to try it on secretly, but he didn't expect that once he put on the women's clothes, he couldn't stop anymore. Even in the middle of the night, Liu Bei's whole Rao's personality changed greatly, and he was completely like a teenage girl.

Of course, just the character. And his appearance is still an old man in his forties, and he even has a long beard.

When he got up early in the morning, Liu Bei was still the same as usual, planning to buy a wave of people's hearts and brush up his reputation of loving the people like a son.

It's just that the bearded face is covered with rouge, which is really too scary. If Liu Bei's 'sister' is a soft and fresh meat in her twenties, then maybe she may be a little attractive if she dresses up like this.

But an old man in his forties, plus he usually has no money to maintain it, and his face is full of folds. Plus that action, that sound...

"Earth is terrible!"

The subordinates of the post embassy also directly did not give Liu Bei face, and when they saw his appearance, they scattered one after another.

"Hmph, you guys wait for me!"

Liu Bei's sister sneered, but she was helpless.

At this time, although he was still a little afraid of the world's eyes, if he wanted to change the women's clothes on his body, it would be more uncomfortable than killing him.

However, the medicinal effect of the pseudo-Niang Dan can only last for about a month, and when the effect passes, Liu Bei's hobby will slowly dissipate.

However, according to the current atmosphere of the Han Dynasty, in less than a month, only Liu Bei dares to walk around the street in women's clothes, which will definitely explode.

"Bold and wicked, you dare to come here to harm people!"

When Zhao Yun heard that a demon had appeared in the embassy, he hurriedly rushed out.

It's just that this person who is neither male nor female, why does he look so much like the lord?

When Zhao Yun saw the face of Liu Bei's 'sister', he was immediately startled. But even so, Zhao Yun didn't dare to be careless, and hurriedly punched Liu Bei.

After all, it's just a little thinking, in Zhao Yun's heart, when he thinks about the lord of the wise and martial arts, it can only be like this?

"Yunyun, it's me!"

When Liu Bei's 'sister' saw Zhao Yun's handsome face, she was instantly attracted, and even forgot to dodge the fist that Zhao Yun hit.

So, when he heard the sound of "bang", Liu Bei's 'sister' flew a few meters away, and then had a close contact with the earth.

"Ouch, you're hurting someone!"

......

"Are you really my lord?"

Half an hour later, when Zhao Yun confirmed Liu Bei's identity, he still couldn't accept this terrible fact.

"Yunyun, you are so bad and bad, you beat people so painfully."

Liu Bei's 'sister' rubbed half of her face that was beaten into a pig's head by Zhao Yun aggrievedly, but she didn't have the slightest idea of being ruthless to Zhao Yun in her heart.

Because as soon as he saw Zhao Yun's handsome face and felt the strong manly atmosphere, Liu Bei's 'sister' couldn't help but tremble.

"Yunyun, let's go home quickly!"

, Liu Bei showed a 'cannibalistic' gaze, and then stretched out his hand to Zhao Yun, intending to take advantage of the opportunity.

"My lord, please respect yourself!"

When Zhao Yun saw Liu Bei's hand suddenly stretched out towards him, he was immediately frightened, and his soul was broken.

"Lord, you better change your clothes, wash your face and then leave!"

After hiding from Liu Bei's 'sister's salty pig hand, Zhao Yun swore that he must stay away from this terrible person in the future, and it was absolutely impossible for Zhao Yun to stay at least within five meters.

"Just go back!"

When Liu Bei's 'sister' heard that Zhao Yun was going to let her change her clothes, her face suddenly became a little angry.

Originally, you were definitely a little handsome and wanted to sleep with you. As a result, you actually dislike the old lady? Hmph, goodbye, sure enough, few men are good things!! I'd better hurry back to find my Guan Guan and Feifei.

"Lord, let's go and change it, you go out like this..."

Although Zhao Yun knew that Liu Bei's 'sister' was angry now, as a loyal brother, he still felt that he should admonish him.

"Hmph, dog man! Are you the lord or am I the lord? If you don't go back, you'll get rid of the old lady! ”

Then, Liu Bei walked out of the gate without looking back.

Zhao Yun had mixed tastes in his heart, but he didn't dare to really leave like this, so he had to follow hard.

"I'll go, who is this man?"

"Yo, isn't this the famous Uncle Liu?"

"It's really fake, Uncle Liu Huang is actually like this?"

Under some Xinrao organizations, many people in Xiangyang City rushed to the side of the post embassy.