A wave of GG
When the people of Xiangyang who rushed over to inquire found out that Liu Bei was actually a spicy-eyed old man wearing women's clothes and applying rouge, their jaws dropped in shock.
After all, before, Liu Bei's reputation as a benevolent and righteous monarch was very loud, but when the people saw the current Liu Bei's 'sister', it simply refreshed their three views.
"It turns out that Liu Bei is such a disgusting person!"
"Really, I used to respect him, and now I don't want to see him anymore."
"Sure enough, people's words are terrifying, I will never believe those rumors again!"
“......”
All the people of Xiangyang City were completely disappointed after watching Liu Bei. There are even many people who are starting to talk to each other.
However, they did not dare to talk too loudly, after all, the road was now lined with soldiers on both sides.
"Hello everyone! I'm Liu Xuande! ”
Sister Liu Bei enjoyed this feeling of being 'admired' by everyone, and even deliberately slowed down her trip and began to greet everyone with a smile.
Zhao Yun and his entourage, who accompanied him, lowered their heads and raised their faces, and they didn't dare to say half a sentence.
If it weren't for the fact that Liu Bei was waiting for the lord of Rao, this kind of humiliating thing with him would never be done.
"Lord, let's hurry up!"
Zhao Yun stubbornly shouted, at this time, he didn't dare to get close to Liu Bei anymore.
What if Liu Bei takes advantage of him again? When boys go out, they must learn to protect themselves.
However, Liu Bei didn't want to bird him.
As the saying goes, how deep the love is, how strong the hate.
Since then, after Zhao Yun made a half-step move to push himself away, Liu Bei's 'sister' arrogantly had already pulled Zhao Yun into the blacklist.
"Hmph, the entire men in Xinye City are mine, I can't find anyone more handsome than you Zhao Yun?"
As soon as she thought of this, Liu Bei's 'sister' became angry.
"Xuande go slowly!"
Pang Tong, Lu Su and others watched Liu Bei's 'sister' leave with a smile on the city gate, and their respect for Wang Yueban in their hearts deepened.
......
In Xinye City, when Guan Yu, Zhang Fei and others received the news that Liu Bei was coming back, they immediately began to organize people to go out of the city to greet them.
Then, after waiting for a short time, a desolate group came up to them.
"Hey, why are you in such a bad state?"
Guan Yu immediately noticed that there was no morale in the team.
Can there be morale?
Along the way, the people of Jingzhou pointed at and talked about it, the key is that they are not wrong, and you have no reason to refute it. If it weren't for the families of those entourages who were still in Xinye City, the ghosts would not be willing to come back with Liu Bei.
Even Zhao Yun began to doubt his life, thinking that he had mistaken his father-in-law.
"Huh? Big brother seems to be dressed a little strangely today..."
Zhang Fei also found something wrong, but his eyes were mainly focused on Liu Bei.
Bright red clothes with colorful embroidery patterns, isn't this the clothes worn by women?
The officials of Xinye, who went out of the city to greet them, rubbed their eyes one after another, seriously suspecting that they were dazzled. However, the man who was immediately flamboyant and extremely charming, wasn't he waiting for Brother Rao, Liu Bei?
And Zhuge Liang on the side, after confirming that the person was Liu Bei, was so shocked that he even stopped the feather fan in his hand.
"This.... Nima...."
The entire team that went out of the city to greet Liu Bei was suddenly silent.
"Guanguan, Feifei! I miss you so much! ”
Liu Bei shouted at the crowd outside the city, and then immediately rode his horse and galloped over.
"Bang Dang~"
Zhuge Liang was dumbfounded, and the fan in his hand fell...
"Bang Dang~"
Guan Yu's Qinglong Yanyue Knife and Zhang Fei's Zhangba Snake Spear fell on Lin at the same time.
"Guanguan, Feifei. Hug! ”
After Liu Bei dismounted, he hurriedly showed an evil smile to his two younger brothers.
"Big brother, please respect yourself!"
Guan Yu and Zhang Fei felt the smile that frightened Quan Zhan, and subconsciously stepped back.
"Hug!"
Liu Bei pouted and looked at his two younger brothers with an aggrieved expression.
If it was before, the two younger brothers would definitely give themselves a warm hug, and then, they could take the opportunity...
But now, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei actually don't give themselves face.
"Big brother, you, what's wrong with you..."
Zhang Fei's eyes widened, and his hands trembled and pointed to the flower clothes on Liu Bei's body, not daring to ask him why he was dressed as a woman.
Although I am extremely disgusted in my heart, after all, I have been a brother for many years, and I still have to give this face.
"Liangliang, hug!"
Liu Bei saw that his two younger brothers were out of play, so he didn't bother to answer their questions, and then directly looked at the polite Zhuge Liang on the side.
Sure enough, it is this kind of man with a scholarly temperament that attracts me the most, those muscular fierce men, too tasteless and connotative.
The opposite sex is just for reproduction, and sure enough, the same sex is true love!
"Lord, please respect yourself!"
Zhuge Liang felt a chill in his heart, and hurriedly withdrew five or six steps before refusing to stop.
"You, you..."
Liu Bei felt uncomfortable for a while, and almost cried.
"No, I can't cry! People are the strongest girls! ”
So, Liu Bei once again looked at the officials in Xinye.
"Roar. Lovers..."
The officials retreated and said in unison: "My lord, please respect yourself!" ”
"Ignore you!"
Liu Bei was helpless, holding back a wave of anger in his heart, gritted his teeth, stomped his feet, and went directly back to his mansion.
And just like that, just one. The people of Jingzhou all began to discuss Liu Bei's preference for men and women's clothes.
From the second onwards, the people of the entire Xinye began to pack their bags and prepare to move. After all, with such a county order, the people of Xinye will be ridiculed.
"What? Liu Bei actually likes men? Mistaken about him! ”
"What? Liu Bei actually wears women's clothes? Mistaken about him! ”
"What? Liu Bei is actually a woman with a beard? Shame on you! ”
"What? Liu Bei's real identity is actually a eunuch! Shame on you! ”
All of a sudden, the thirteen states of the Han Dynasty were shaken, and Liu Bei spent most of his life painstakingly managing the reputation, and returned to the pre-liberation period.
Even the officials and soldiers of Shinno began to leave this place one after another.
If you don't leave, you can't do it, if those relatives and friends at home hear that they are actually on an errand in Liu Bei's hands. That's going to be laughed at and shame on the ancestors.
"Kill all the untouchables who dare to escape! I am the emperor uncle of the Han Dynasty, and the entire people of the Han Dynasty will listen to me!! ”
After the great change in personality, Liu Bei could no longer hide the sense of superiority in his heart.
But Sister Liu Bei, who has already deviated from morality, has no reason to listen to his orders. Even Guan Yu and Zhang Fei, who have always respected him, did not stop everyone and followed everyone's wishes. Even his two brothers wanted to leave.
But after all, they have worshiped together, so for the time being, they only have this kind of plan, and it is not strong. As for Zhao Yun and Zhuge Liang, they felt as uncomfortable as eating Xiang.