Yasuo really didn't expect to see a woman who looked like Caterina in the Hokage world, and what was even more shocking was that she was still Master's twilight love.

Save this poor girl!

Throughout the afternoon, Yasuo used all his skills to portray a rude and reckless man.

Although Danzo told Chiyo that his identity was a businessman, no one stipulated that a businessman could not be a reckless man.

After all, he is also a man who has made several movies, although his acting skills may not be very good, but it should not be a problem to fool a country girl.

Watching the afterglow of the setting sun ripple in the sky, Yasuo intends to quickly end this torturous conversation with a quick knife to cut through the chaos.

Yasuo tapped the spoon on the Coke glass, considered the sentence, and spoke:

"Miss Qianqian, it's a pity, I'm just a big boss, how rough is it, I scare you to death when I say it.

I didn't tell you on the Internet before, I only said that I was a businessman, but in fact, I was a businessman who sold pigs, and occasionally I would kill pigs myself.

Have you ever seen a pig killed, the knife in the hand fell, the white knife went in and the red knife came out, a big fat pig, screamed and died, the blood was in a hurry, flowing to the ground, can you think about that scene?

I could swear to God, it was a terrible scene, but I never tired of it, and you wouldn't be scared of me? ”

Yasuo searches the dry intestines, looking for some rude and bloody words to organize the language, while sneaking a sneak glance at the red-haired girl with her afterglow.

I saw a "painful expression" on .jpg the red-haired girl's face.

"Huh? Miss Qianqian, aren't you afraid of this? ”

Yasuo blinked, making sure that the corner of the red-haired girl's mouth was indeed showing an interesting smile, but in the next second, the smile quickly converged and turned into a slightly frightened expression.

"Oh, Len, it's horrible." The red-haired girl patted her chest.

"You still call me Zang, whether it's Galen or Yellow Crane, these are all pseudonyms I used when I was doing business." Yasuo decided not to let Demacia's eldest brother carry this black cauldron.

The red-haired girl nodded: "Well, Zangzang, it's still a more convenient name." ”

"It doesn't matter what the name is."

Yasuo rudely interrupted her and said with a look of hope: "Anyway, now that you know my identity, do you want to contact me in the future?" ”

Dislike me, hate me, and block me permanently!

Yasuo prayed silently in his heart, a stupid big man full of foul words, thinking that no girl would be tempted by it.

However, contrary to Yasuo's assumption, the red-haired girl did not show any negative feelings, but nodded: "Of course, people just like you so frankly and truthfully!" ”

The red-haired girl thought for a moment, then said, "If you want to, can you teach me how to kill a pig?" If we can do a piece together, it would be very romantic......"

Yasuo:Σ(°△°|||) ︴

"Pigs are so cute, why are you killing pigs?"

"As long as you like it, you can kill anything......"

Yasuo: "╰(*°▽°*)╯"

"Boss, I want to pay!"

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When Yasuo returned to the Konoha garrison headquarters, the whole person was in a state of confusion, and Yasuo didn't even notice that the ninja on duty guarding the door saluted him.

In the bright moonlight, the worldview that Yasuo II had built for people collapsed somewhat.

"Z-z-z-z-"

At this time, Yasuo's cell phone rang.

"Hey, Master, I'll report to you right away."

"Who is your master, dead ghost Yasuo, can you look at the number first when you answer the phone!"

Listening to the anger coming from the phone, Yasuo didn't have to look to know that he had done oolong.

"Oh, it's Tsunade, what's the matter? International phone calls can be very expensive. ”

"Damn Yasuo, I'm angry when I talk about it, I originally promised to send me a few Blackwater Mobile Fee Cards, but this guy actually ran away with you to the Land of Wind, what a guy who doesn't believe in his word!"

"Oh?"

Yasuo raised his eyebrows and said in a deep voice: "This is indeed a very serious incident, I will go back and deduct half a month's salary, and I dare to give away the company's property in private, it is really a dog thing that eats inside and out." ”

After reassuring Tsunade, Yasuo asked again, "So...... What's the hell about you calling me on the big night? ”

Although Yasuo didn't know the principle, there was really no jet lag in the ninja world, and he had tried it several times, and the time of Shayin Village and Konoha was basically the same.

"This ......"

The voice on the other end of the phone suddenly became shy: "I heard...... Preparations are underway for Brother Shuo and Sister Iko's wedding......"

"Oh, I know, I'll be back then, and I'll make a big red envelope." Yasuo didn't care.

"I'm not talking about this...... Yasuo, aren't you brother to Shuomao...... Was it actually born on the same day? ”

"It's true, biologically, he's not my brother at all, he's probably just a younger brother." Yasuo affirmed.

"I mean, oh no, it's Aunt Keiko, who means, since you were born together, shouldn't you also get married together......"

"What's the reasoning?"

Yasuo frowned and replied, "We didn't graduate on the same day, why should we get married on the same day, and not to mention the problem of consanguineous marriage and male on top, if I marry Shuo Mao, what should Yizi do?" ”

"Yasuo, you ......"

An angry voice came from the phone: "Yasuo, you bastard, I don't want to hear your voice again!" Toot-toot-toot-"

Yasuo hung up the phone, a puzzled look on his face.

What a vexatious woman!

Yasuo had long since discovered that Tsunade was a rotten girl, and she found a lot of strange scripts from Iko that circulated in the country of Vortex.

It's the kind of domineering president series, and it's very scary.

It's just that I didn't expect her to have such a terrible side and such a terrible idea.

Yasuo shuddered and tightened his robe.

Hey, forget it, there's no need to be angry with this.

After all, now that he is also teaching an apprentice in the Land of Rain, he has become half a missing person, and Orochimaru has been staying in the laboratory all year round without seeing anyone, but Tsunade does have fluctuations in his heart?

Yasuo remembered that it was probably at this time that Tsunade had a relationship with the short-lived ghost Kato.

I didn't expect to save Kato Broken, but I made Tsunade a rotten girl, which is really a sin.

It seems that it is really not good to stay away from those three unreassuring guys.

Tsunade is like this, what should Orochimaru do?

Without his own supervision, wouldn't the big snake pill that had finally grown up healthily be blackened again?

Rely on Ape Fly's Chicken Soup for the Soul? It's also too unreliable.

Shaking his head, Yasuo walked towards his master's office.

Suddenly, he stopped and pulled out his phone.

I dialed Tsunade's number back, and a cheerful voice came from my phone.

"Hey, Yasuo? You're kidding, aren't you? Are you going to apologize now? Hmph, I forgive you, say it. ”

"Uh...... I would like to ask you a question......"

"I'm willing to ......"

Yasuo: "??? ”

"Would you rather fall in love with a rude pig-killing man?"

Tsunade: "??? ”

"You called back and asked me this question?"

"Yes, it's really hard to guess what a girl thinks, I want to ask you to consult, will an eighteen or nineteen-year-old girl fall in love with a vulgar pig-killing man?"

"You're studying another girl's mind?" The sound in the phone is becoming dangerous.

Yasuo said strangely: "Another girl? I haven't studied other girls, but I've studied her, huh? ”

"Yasuo! Bastard! Go to hell! Don't let me see you again! Get out of here! Get lost! ”

"Click! Toot-toot-toot-"

In Yasuo's bewildered expression, there was a busy sound on his phone as an item shattered.

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