Of course, Yasuo didn't dare to say to Tuan Zang that in this netizen meeting, he tried everything he could not mess up his twilight love.

Tuan Zang's fist today is not something that can be described as a big bowl, this iron fist of justice is at least as big as a pot.

If you eat a slap, you will either die or be disabled, which is quite terrifying.

For the sake of his own life, Yasuo told Tuan Zang that after his clever tongue, the image of "Zangzang" was successfully charmed + Max in front of Miss Qianqian.

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"What does Qianqian look like?" Danzou asked about what he was most concerned about.

Although you can upload your own photos on QQ, the ninja world is not a society governed by law, and it is possible to repair anything, and most people choose not to upload their true appearance.

"Miss Qianqian...... This one...... Psychics! ”

Yasuo's skillful sealing, channeling out the almighty Tamu.

"Why are you wearing this kind of clothes again!"

Yasuo covered her forehead and ordered Tam to take off her dancing skirt before whispering a few words in her ear.

Tamu made an O**K gesture with his claw outstretched, then opened his mouth and spat out a sketch pen and paper.

Brush! Brush! Brush!

Laying the paper on the floor, with a few brushstrokes, Tamm drew a portrait of his old friend Katarina, then took out the palette and carefully colored the picture.

Ya Suo raised his chin and observed, although compared with the real person and the portrait, there was a little less wild rebellion between the eyebrows, and a little more mature charm, but basically there was not much difference.

He turned his head to explain to the master, but saw that Tuan Zang had already drooled, and he lay on the ground, carefully looking at Tamu's paintings.

Due to his size, it is actually difficult for Danzang to make the action of "lying down".

Because once Elder Shimura's abdomen hits the ground, it will be difficult for his limbs to touch the ground.

Specifically, it's a bit like the eight kings who turned over.

However, these difficulties did not stop the great Elder Shimura at all, because he had the foresight to learn the soft body technique.

With both the might of a turtle and the agility of a snake, how can such a body not make the enemy jealous!

All in all, in an extremely strange pose, Danzou spun his body and looked back and forth at Katarina's portrait several times.

Young, beautiful, and full of wild charm!

Such a girl is obviously full of lethal power for the elderly fat house.

Carefully tucked away the portrait, Tuan Zang ran back to the house.

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It wasn't until dinner that Tuan Zang dragged his tired body and appeared in the small dining room dedicated to the leader.

I don't know what I've experienced, Elder Tuanzang is a rare little unsavoury today, and his appetite is only half of what he used to be.

After swallowing the eighth pair of pork knuckles, Tuan Zang put down the dishes and chopsticks, and said with some sorrow: "Shen Yi, what kind of price do you say it takes to learn the secret art of your pig deer butterfly family?" ”

Shenyi, who was secretly pulling the pork knuckle that Elder Tuanzang had accidentally not touched, to the mountain in front of him, was stunned when he heard this, and a look of alarm appeared on his face.

"Elder Tuanzang, this is not a problem that can be solved with money, the secret art is more important to our family than life and honor......

"I know, that's what I asked, and I didn't mean anything else. Ay! It would be nice if I could learn the butterfly transformation technique of the Autumn Taoist family......"

Tuan Zang was excited, staring at the empty bowl in a daze, sighing, and his will was a little depressed.

"Master, I think your idea is wrong!"

Yasuo couldn't stand such a low pressure, and said: "You can develop a body technique grandmaster who can escape from the hips, there is no reason to be worse than the master ancestor of the Qiu Dao clan, you will definitely be able to develop your own calorie-burning technique!" ”

Tuan Zang's eyes lit up and said, "What you said is very reasonable, traitor!" ”

Tuan Zang regained his confidence, and his face regained his vitality.

"Turning fat into chakra, what a superficial ninjutsu, the old man not only wants to turn fat into chakra, but also super doubles!"

With that, Tuan Zang took the plate in front of him and threw the last pig's trotter into his mouth......

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As the days passed, Yasuo didn't know the exact year, but the pigs he brought to Shayin Village had already eaten four-fifths of them.

This is bad news, in order to ensure the combat effectiveness of the Konoha ninja, the group has three telegrams a day, urging the village to reinforce supplies as soon as possible.

Although Tuan Zang is busy with daily work and spends a lot of time on the Internet, he still finds time to develop ninjutsu.

However, none of this has anything to do with Yasuo, and his main job is to hang out with the little fat man.

Eight-year-old Raksha had already learned how to refine chakra, and although there was no specialized ninja school in Sand Hidden Village, there were similar training institutions.

Originally, Yasuo was going to teach Luo Sha a few ninjutsu tricks, but after thinking about it, it seems that in the real sense, the ninjutsu performed through the seal is only one spiritism.

It's too early to teach Rosa this, so Yasuo has no choice but to take him to fool around.

Lao Tie, who has experience with children, must know that as long as you have a mobile phone, it will become like this with your child......

"Luo Sha, didn't I tell you, you can only play for an hour, it's an hour and a half, it's time for you to go home."

"Uncle Yasuo, I still want to play on my phone for another half hour, is that okay?"

Compared with Luo Sha and I Ailuo, except for the lack of dark circles, it is basically carved out of a mold.

From my Airo, I know that the appearance of this clan in the juvenile period is a bar, but it will become greasy in a straight line when it becomes an adult.

At this time, the cute Luo Sha wagged his tail like a little milk dog (pig) and begged for mercy, and of course Yasuo could only ......

A slap in his face!

"Little chubby, hurry up and go home, it's not good for children to play with their mobile phones!" Yasuo said cold-blooded and ruthless.

Luo Sha cried his nose and took out a handkerchief to wipe his tears: "Woo woo, I want to play with my mobile phone, woo woo, I want to brush the ranking!" ”

"Huh? It's ......"

Yasuo frowned and picked up a small golden piece of gravel from the ground.

If I'm not mistaken, this is what just fell out of Raksha's pocket.

"Chubby Dun, where did you get this sand?"

Yasuo took out his magnifying glass, carefully examined the composition of the gravel, and asked with a twinkle in his eyes.

"Uncle Yasuo, do you mean this sand?"

Luo Sha took out a handful of not too pure gold dust from his pocket, and said: "These sand are very annoying, and they have been running into my clothes inexplicably lately, which is very uncomfortable." ”

"Little Chubby Dun, oh no, Luo Sha, my beloved apprentice, as long as you bring such a handful of sand every day, you can play with your phone for an extra hour, what do you think of this deal?"

Yasuo smiled like Grandma Wolf, showed her eight teeth, and said to Rosa.

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