Volume 1 Once Upon a Time in Heaven Chapter 13 The Aggressive Reporter
"Then uncle, if you have two bottles of 200,000-year-old food wind fairy dew now, would you be willing to give your lover as a dowry?"
"I do!!"
"Then uncle, if you now have two bottles of 100,000-year-old (pears) that will never be separated, would you be willing to give your lover as a dowry?"
"I do!!"
"Okay, the immortal friends in the topic circle can see that our Uncle Liu is not old-hearted, and he is even willing to accept the sky-high dowry for his beloved partner, while we send blessings to this great love, should we also reflect on why in the past thousand years, the dowry in the heavenly court has risen seriously, and the sky-high dowry is not uncommon, and even ordinary old immortals like the uncle have subtly accepted it. ”
Xia Ji Baxue saw a lot of discussions among enthusiastic immortals in the topic circle, and some said that they broke up with their lover because they couldn't get a sky-high dowry. Some say that they can't even prepare a dowry, so how can they have future security. The ID named "Uncle Liu's Support Group" directly sent a 299 love sports car this time, and at the same time, a wave of pink rose rain barrage appeared in the topic circle: "Uncle Liu!! we are willing to marry you." ”
Xia Jiba's blood was overjoyed, and such a heated discussion was enough to attract more readers to join.
"Then Uncle Liu, I want to ask, if you only have two bottles of 50,000-year-old stuffy immortals in your hands now, will you go and propose to your lovers as a dowry?"
"I do!!"
"Then Uncle Liu, I want to ask, if you only have two bottles of 30,000-year-old fairy red in your hand now, will you go and propose to your lovers as a dowry?"
"Of course I don't want to !!"
"Then Uncle Liu, I want to ask, why are you willing to take out your 200,000-year-old meal style fairy dew as a dowry. On the contrary, two bottles of 30,000-year-old fairy red, don't you want to? Do you think that the fairy red is not up to grade now?"
Xia Ji Baxue knows that the current mainstream dowry is still 30,000-year-old fairy red and 50,000-year-old stuffy immortal, but now 30,000-year-old fairy red is indeed getting less and less. So this issue can be regarded as a kind of issue of national participation.
Uncle Liu scratched his head a little embarrassed when he said this: "That's not to say that it's not grade-grade, but that I just have two bottles of 30,000-year-old fairy red, and I don't have to drink it if I send it out." ”
As soon as this sentence came out, the immortals on the scene all laughed, and the immortals who spit out melon seeds just now took the lead in applauding, and then the mountains shouted tsunami-like applause, plus a few sharp whistles sounded The barrage in the topic circle also sounded all kinds of messy discussions, and some said that the uncle was too cute. I want to join the uncle's fan group. Some people say that this reporter is too young and is being played by the old man.
The ID, called "Uncle Liu's Support Group", directly threw out 999 rotten eggs!! a large number of broken eggs hit the screen on the barrage of the topic circle in an instant, and a line of big words flashed: "Liu Horn, count you ruthless, I took Xiaojuan and Cuihua out on a trip, and you drink your bar at home." ”
followed by a message that "The 'Uncle Liu Support Group' with the title of knight on this topic left the live broadcast room, and his popularity decreased by 5,000 points." ”
Xia Jiba's heart was dripping with blood. I just saw the yellow toad and the yellow mouse coming to the outside of the main hall, and despite Uncle Liu's regretful look and wanting to say a few more words, he hurriedly ran over with the microphone.
"Mr. Huang Toad, I am an intern reporter at the TV Palace, Xia Ji Baxue, may I ask if you took out two bottles of 100,000-year-old Never Separated (pear) in this hall a few days ago to be used as a dowry gift on the birthday of the broom star horse Zhaodi, is it true?"
"Ah, can you put the ..... first This root ..... Cucumber, take it out of my mouth?" appeared in the throat of a toad duck.
"I'm sorry, I'm a little excited. ”
"It's okay, I did prepare two bottles of 100,000-year-old Never Separated (pear) for the broom Xingma Zhaodi, and I was originally going to give it to my beloved Ma Zhaodi as a surprise, but one day I met the lewd thief Niu Daring, so I took it out in advance to let him retreat. ”
"Are you saying that your love for Ma Zhaodi can only be reflected by this kind of precious dowry, right?" Xia Ji Baxue directly guided the yellow toad for the sake of the topic effect.
"Of course. Only this kind of expensive dowry is worthy of my horse Zhaodi. The yellow toad said inexplicably.
"Then you mean that if you can't get a hundred thousand years of eternal separation (pear), you don't deserve to propose, right? Xia Ji Baxue directly threw out contradictions.
"This ...... When I ...... the toad, it was not right to say "yes" or "no" to this question.
If you say yes, you will offend a large number of ordinary people who took out thirty or fifty thousand years of immortal wine as a dowry.
If it's not right, I obviously prepared such an expensive dowry, but it will make people feel that they are duplicitous.
Behind him, the yellow mouse hurriedly pulled the yellow toad: "Big brother, this little girl is playing a trick on you, don't talk." ”
followed the yellow mouse's body and flashed, blocking in front of the yellow toad's low body: "My eldest brother has an uncomfortable throat today, I will answer this question for my eldest brother." In fact, the dowry is still done by individuals according to their own financial strength.
My eldest brother prepared such a heavy dowry because Ma Zhaodi had a bad appearance, so in order to show his intentions, my eldest brother prepared several times more precious dowry from ordinary people, which is a guarantee for our sister-in-law Ma, which is a rare affection.
Of course, we also recommend that you don't blindly follow the trend, after all, an infatuated person like my eldest brother is just an example, and I blame my eldest brother for being too kind and too fond of broom star horses.
After a thousand years of frugality, this hardship is not something anyone can afford, so I propose, for the sake of my eldest brother Huang Toad's affection, everyone quacks and !!! (applause!). ”
This yellow-haired rat is really a little shrewd, and in just a few words, he dissolved Xia Jiba's guidance full of routines. It also makes everyone feel that the yellow toad is an infatuated person who is dedicated to love. Sure enough, most of the immortals in the topic circle and the scene were saying that the yellow toad was ugly, but the heart was still good.
"On the contrary, our opponent Niu Daring, not only did the shameless Shen Geng appear in front of Ma Zhaodi's door in the middle of the night, peeking at Ma Zhaodi's grinding tofu and being caught, two days ago, after knowing that Ma Zhaodi donated a personal gold cane of the Yin Eclipse King, he tried his best to get close to Ma Zhaodi, this new generation of scumbags, is simply rare in the world.
The most annoying thing is that after Brother Huang and I found him one day, he actually said that he would use two bottles of 10,000-year-old immortal wine to give Ma Zhaodi as a dowry. Although Ma Zhaodi's appearance is indeed not beautiful, it is the meat of our big brother Huang's heart.
Dear friends on the scene and immortals in the topic circle, you comment: how can there be such an insulting !!
If it were your daughter, or your friend, or sister, who had been insulted by such a molestation on the road, would you be able to swallow it!!? ”
The yellow rat was full of righteous indignation when he said this, and the immortals around him were all unkind, wanting to clean up the scumbags and lewd thieves in the mouth of the yellow rat!! there was also a voice of verbal criticism in the topic circle.
"Shut up, Niu Daring is not what you said. A gentle but firm voice rang out.
Xia Ji Baxue looked at the voice, and just happened to see Ma Zhaodi with a warm and angry face.
Ma Zhaodi changed her usual dress as a village girl today, and she cleaned up cleanly, if it wasn't for a very dramatic face, she would even feel a little out of the ordinary.
It's a pity that as soon as this face appeared, it directly destroyed this artistic conception, but instead had a feeling of being in the east, and the whole face became more prominent. directly triggered a huge discussion among the immortals on the scene and in the topic circle, especially most of the immortals in the topic circle had never seen Ma Zhaodi.
Now seeing the "shocking face" of the "heroine", a short-term barrage vacuum has been directly formed, and then I don't know who sent a sentence "It's really ugly!!", which directly triggered a barrage of rolling river water, most of which are saying that this yellow toad has really prepared for her for 100,000 years and will never be separated (pear) is a waste.
What's more, he directly said: "Don't talk about two bottles of 10,000-year-old immortal village, even 5,000-year-old immortal loose wine will not come out by itself." ”
And some people are beginning to suspect that this is a hype of the Heavenly Court TV Palace.
"You said that Niu Daring is not what the yellow mouse said, but what is it? I heard that Niu Daring promised to bring you two bottles of 200,000-year-old food wind fairy dew today. Is this what you took the initiative to ask for?" Xia Ji Baxue saw that Ma Zhaodi's appearance caused such a good discussion effect, and directly left the yellow mouse and came to Ma Zhaodi's side.
"I can only say that Niu Daring is a good person who is honest and responsible, as for the meal wind fairy dew is not important to me, even if I don't even have a bottle of old village immortal, I am willing to marry him. Ma Zhaodi was slightly nervous in front of the camera, but thinking of Niu's bold and resolute eyes a few days ago, she also stepped forward and said her mind to the camera.
"Please don't run away from the question, okay? Are you saying that you have no interest in the 200,000-year-old Dining Wind Fairy Dew?"
"Yes, not interested!!" Ma Zhaodi resumed her cold attitude.
"Ladies and gentlemen in the topic circle, everyone saw the 'heroine' Ma Zhaodi of our incident, and directly admitted that she had high requirements for the dowry, and even the 200,000-year-old dining style fairy dew couldn't arouse her interest. ”
As soon as these words came out, not only the immortals on the scene were a little confused, but even the God of Wealth in the main hall frowned, obviously Ma Zhaodi didn't mean this, but Xia Ji Baxue deliberately summed it up randomly. deliberately leads the immortals who don't know the truth in the topic circle.
Sure enough, a large number of insulting voices immediately appeared in the topic circle, and words such as green tea and gold fairy appeared in endlessly. The heat has directly doubled.
Even the immortals who had good things directly spread the video of Ma Zhaodi saying the words 'not interested' with a cold face, so that new immortals continued to see the video and join in.
"Ma Xianren, are you really not interested in the 200,000-year-old Dining Wind Fairy Dew?" Xia Ji Baxue looked at many newcomers, and pulled Ma Zhaodi to ask again.
"What 200,000, 300,000!!I'm not interested!" Ma Zhaodi also found that this Xia Jiba's blood was not good. His expression became even colder.
"Ladies and gentlemen in the topic circle, you saw the 'heroine' Ma Zhaodi of our incident, and directly admitted that !! even the 200,000-year-old meal wind fairy dew can't satisfy her, and she wants the 300,000-year-old state banquet immortal collection to enjoy it!!。 ”
"That's the case!! Ma Immortal !!" Xia Ji said word by word, but a thick black thought flashed in her heart, I'm sorry, Ma Zhaodi, if you want to blame, it's only that you are the stepping stone for me to become a draft official. What you say now can't change the immortal people's opinion that you are a gold worshipper.
"......" Sure enough, Ma Zhaodi was silent directly, feeling that this Xia Ji Baxue really had no bottom line, and wanted to enter the hall from next to Xia Ji Baxue, after all, he was not a person who was good at arguing.
After Ma Zhaodi was silent for a while, Xia Ji Baxue said to the camera: "It seems that our 'heroine' Ma Zhaodi is speechless in the face of everyone's questions. Here, intern reporter Xia Ji Baxue still has to advise the bright fairy friends in the topic circle to keep their eyes open when they fall in love, and don't be mistaken by scumbags and money worshippers about their youth and money. ”
At this time, a voice sounded: "If you write like this, I will go to the Tiangong Arbitration Court to sue you!!"
Ma Zhaodi had already walked to the front of the main hall for a moment, it was Niu who was bold and stubborn - he still came.