Volume 1 The Past of Heaven Chapter 12 Uncle Merry
"Oh, it's this brother again, I listened to Brother Tai's words two days ago, so I have a clear understanding of the cow's bold scoundrel style, you see I just bought 200 immortal jade, bet on this cow to win." How?"
"Why don't you throw all this money into the Tianhe River?"
"What's the matter!!, don't you say that this cow is bold and sluggish on the surface, but in fact he is quite scheming? I think such a capable character may really have some friendship with our Lord Shi, and it should still be worth fighting for two bottles of 20-year-old food style fairy dew to pretend to be a faΓ§ade. One loses 100, and if you win, it's 20,000 immortal jade. β
"This 200,000-year-old meal wind fairy dew, but only the plague manager Shi Da deserves to enjoy, this Niu Da Bold may still have some means in front of us, but Shi Da Da is the master of eight eyes and six heads, and the big role of hands and eyes are all over the sky, how can it have anything to do with Niu Daring's character, you must know that the superior is the most taboo to have an intersection with these gangsters. It's called black and white. β
"That'...... Isn't my money down the drain?"
"There is still a sound in the water, you have a small slip, I'm afraid it's not enough to go to the toilet." Listen to my brother's advice, you hurry up to the edge of the gambling stall and see if there are any fools who want to get rich and want to go crazy, and you sell this one to him at a low price. β
"Okay, okay, I'll go !!"
Not to mention that this immortal hurriedly ran to the gambling stall, most of the immortals outside the hall read the morning "Heavenly Court Daily", and they wanted to come and watch the excitement when they were idle.
At this time, as soon as the hall opened, a female reporter wearing the costume of "Tiangong TV" ran to Wang Caishen's side, holding a long green object, and poked it at Wang Caishen's nose. Wang Caishen hurriedly stretched out his hand, only to find that it was a cucumber-shaped microphone.
"Hello this office worker, I am an intern reporter of "Tianting Daily", my name is Xia Ji Baxue, yesterday I published an article called "The peerless ugly girl wants to pay a sky-high dowry, and she will never be separated (pear) for 100,000 years is actually for her", which caused widespread discussion, what do you think about the sky-high dowry?"
"Is there an intern reporter in the Tiangong TV Palace now?" Wang Caishen is not very interested in this kind of hot reporter. Indeed, he looked at the Evil God Chapter and asked, the daughter-in-law of the Evil God Chapter is working in the Heavenly Court TV Palace, and her position is not low.
"Of course, because of the live broadcast accident that happened a few days ago, the TV Palace has changed its blood, and more than 20 intern reporters have been arranged to compete for three limited temporary job draft official positions.
I heard that the competition is fierce now, and all kinds of strange things are used to stir up topics, and I can't imagine that what happened in this small place in the side hall will also attract these intern reporters. The Evil God Chapter Thief glanced at the practice card in front of Xia Jiba's blood. Patiently explained to the God of Wealth.
"You are the husband of Director Yang? I am a little fairy sister who is one year lower than you, and I even wrote you a love letter when I was in school. Xia Ji Baxue said with surprise on her face after seeing the Evil God Chapter thief.
"What love letters? are you....... Nerd, where's your thick glasses?" it took a long time for the thief to identify it, and then he found out from his memory the image of a nerd who was dumbfounded and wore thick glasses all day long, and the image of a professional reporter dressed as a professional reporter was completely different.
"Since my confession was rejected by my senior brother, I decided to change myself again, so I, who had mediocre grades, went to the Heavenly Palace a thousand years ahead of schedule. When I wanted to find you again, I heard that you were married. Xia Ji's expression suddenly changed when she said this, but I heard that you are now a well-known wife in the Heavenly Palace, and I think that someone reported it for me back then.
"Hey, how can you talk about your senior brother like this, I was embarrassed to do it because you were young. Ay...... By the way, how did you become an intern reporter? I remember that you didn't learn the Heavenly Court Immortal Law?"
"I haven't passed the Heavenly Court judicial exam yet, so I'll try my luck for the time being, my senior brother is still very good, and now he is a formal clerk in the office. By the way, I heard that you are a witness to Niu Daring's bet with the yellow toad, I want to give you an interview!!" Xia Ji Baxue held the microphone in the shape of a cucumber and poked it directly on the nose of the Evil God Thief.
"Oh, you dead girl, this is an opportunity to take revenge on me!!"
"I didn't mean to, I just had Xianguang eye surgery, and now my eyes feel a little bit worse about distance. There's blood, go wash it!!"
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Wang Caishen ignored the chic recollection of the two brothers and sisters who had reunited for a long time, came to the crowd, and said to the immortals: "Ladies and gentlemen, when you come to this side hall office today, it must be for Niu Daring to bet with the yellow toad, but today, today is a rest day, so the side hall is not working, and I also have some private things to tell the immortals who donated materials a few days ago."
So after Niu Daring and Huang Toad come after a while, I will ask Xia Jibaxue, an intern reporter just now, to set up a topic circle on today's "Heavenly Court Daily" and push it live to everyone. If you have something to do, you don't have to wait here, and the rest of you will also take this hall gate as the boundary, if it is not for our invitation, please do not come to the main hall. β
"Okay, Wang Caishen, you take care of us immortals on weekdays, and we will obey you. You don't have to worry. A loudspeaker-like voice appeared, it was Ma Zhaodi's neighbor, Liu Horn, Uncle Liu.
Others hurried to do the same.
"Then I have to take care of you. Wang Caishen bowed deeply to everyone before returning to the main hall and opening all the doors of the main hall.
"Come on, come on, you didn't bring a small bench to get it. A fairy jade sits for a morning!! peanuts, melon seeds, ham sausages, if you need it, hurry up and recruit it, the quantity is limited until it is sold out!!" Uncle Liu pulled out such a messy thing from the fairy sleeve with a spirit, which caused Wang Caishen to smile bitterly, this Uncle Liu is considered an old retired man in the side hall, and Heavenly Court has a fairy jade subsidy every month, I don't know what happened today, it seems that the money has fallen in his eyes.
However, the business was very hot, and after a while, several large rows of queues were formed at the entrance of the main hall, and Uncle Liu also maintained the order of the scene.
"Hey, this fairy friend, who looks white and quiet, how can he spit out the skin of melon seeds into the ground? Come on, come on, Uncle Liu will give you a garbage bag, be an immortal and be the same, and tell you a good daughter-in-law in two days." β
Uncle Liu's trumpet-like voice really worked, and the immortal who said it hurriedly picked up the melon seed skin on the ground and put it in a plastic bag. "Thank you, Uncle Liu, my son will make soy sauce. As he spoke, he hugged a little chubby dun beside him.
"Then you have to take the lead, come to a garbage bag of 0.5 immortal jade, give one to each of you, and give me another immortal jade. β
Spitting Immortals: "........"
Uncle Liu's active figure was busy in the crowd of immortals. Suddenly, a cucumber microphone appeared in front of him. Uncle Liu hurriedly held on: "Thank you, I won't eat." β
"Uncle, I'm an intern reporter in the TV Palace, my name is Xia Ji Baxue, can I interview you?" Xia Ji Baxue finished interviewing the Evil God Chapter Thief, and when he came to the outside of the main hall, he stared at Uncle Liu, who had the loudest voice.
"Interview!! Okay, so I can also be on the "Heavenly Court Daily", I am a loyal reader of our newspaper. Xiao Jiba, you can record Uncle Liu better. I'm the crush of a lot of old ladies. β
"Uncle Liu, you can just call me Xiao Xia!!Okay, let me open a topic circle first. β
Xia Ji Baxue took out a silver newspaper from his body, swiped his intern press card against the report about the dowry this morning, and followed the silver newspaper flew out of a fairy bottle with wings, the fairy bottle circled Xia Ji Baxue, and the mouth of the bottle was aimed at Xia Ji Baxue, Xia Ji Baxue pressed the microphone a few times, and the bottle mouth also switched several times in front of Xia Ji Baxue and Uncle Liu.
"Okay!! good, dear readers, good morning, fairy friends, a few days ago, a report on 100,000 years of never being separated as a dowry has caused extensive discussion among fairy friends, and Xia Jibaxue, an intern reporter of this newspaper, came to the side hall of the incident today, and took everyone to understand the progress of the follow-up story. β
Xia Ji Baxue's voice full of professional affinity appeared, Uncle Liu took out the Tianting Daily on his chest, and directly saw an invitation to pay attention to the microphone topic circle, click in to see a video broadcast by Xia Ji Baxue just now.
Xia Ji Baxue saw that there were more than 500 people through the background, and there were many hints of immortals joining the topic circle one after another. I thought that as long as the data of this topic live broadcast was qualified, I could stand out from the twenty candidate candidates.
"Okay, we can see that the scene is already crowded with people, all of whom are paying close attention to this bet," said Xia Ji Baxue's immortal bottle next to him and scanned the crowd sitting on the small bench with a long lens. "We also found an enthusiastic fairy friend who wanted to hear some of his thoughts on the dowry. β
"This Uncle Liu next to me came to the palace early to the incident, hello Uncle Liu, come and say hello to our friends in the topic circle. Xia Jiba pointed the microphone and the immortal bottle at Uncle Liu.
"Hello fairy friends in the topic circle, Xiaojuan, Cuihua, and Wang Erniu, have you seen me? I love you!!!" Uncle Liu happily greeted the fairy bottle.
"What a lively uncle. Xia Ji Baxue saw that the barrage in the topic circle was all praising Uncle Ao's pleasing appearance, and there was an ID called "Uncle Liu's Support Group" that directly sent 99 roses. A big red barrage appeared, "Uncle Liu, I love you too, Xiaojuan, Cuihua also said they love you." β
"Okay, Uncle Liu, let's go back to today's topic, I want to ask, are you single now?"
"Yes, little girl, look at the calluses on your Uncle Liu's hands, Uncle Liu has been single for 30,000 years. Your aunt left early. β
"Then do you have the idea of finding a new wife? I think my uncle seems to be very popular. β
"Yes, yes, it's all good, I don't know which one to choose now... β
β...... , then uncle, if you remarry and marry a daughter-in-law, how much dowry will you prepare?"
"Of course, the more the better!! after all, the most important thing for us to have security in this kind of twilight love. β