Chapter 754 The era is calling, let's make a shining debut, Wu Fan, the god of songs!!

In this case, how to say it?

looked at Sheng Yi Boxing, and at the same time he was full of interest (huh?). I swallowed as I looked at the representatives of the various races around me who were staring at the two of us.

It seems that there is no way back.

As if there was a gust of autumn wind blowing by me, in this early spring day in the tropical forest, my mood felt particularly desolate, at this time on the other side, Fini, who was rounded up by dozens of elven soldiers, fled in all directions and made a panic-chaotic-meow sound, which added a point to this bleakness, and the whole banquet was shrouded in an invisible-touch-invisible-untouchable tragic atmosphere.

In the same banquet hall, the Tragic Emperor and the Quasi-Tragic Emperor staged different tragedies at the same time, if this situation is placed in the eyes of people with a heart, it is enough to write a tragic big era drama.

Although I have said it countless times, I am a little aesthetically tired, but in the thick atmosphere of this personal experience, please allow me to slap the table vigorously and say loudly, "Tragedy! "Let's go.

At this time, Artoria had already twisted the wine bottle, leaned up on her white and beautiful neck, and drank it without hurry, although the speed was not fast, but it was better in one go, and the wine did not leak, showing both heroism and elf elegance and nobility.

It is conceivable that under her drinking, the wine in the bottle is disappearing at a slow speed.

If she finishes drinking and she hasn't moved, it's really a bit too much to say.

Gritting my teeth, I put my heart sideways.

Isn't it just a bottle of wine? Although I don't drink much, I'm just like a person, I belong to the mortal level, not the kind of person like Sister Sharna who gets drunk just by smelling it, just a bottle of wine, even if you drink it, you won't get drunk.

Probably......

Thinking like this in my heart, I suddenly became determined and proud, yes, I was really a bit bitten by a snake once, and I was afraid of the well rope for ten years, and the first few times it was an accident, and it didn't prove that my alcohol consumption was not good.

With this pride, I twisted the bottle in one breath, well, it's a little tight, I damn it, how many years has it been sealed?

As soon as the bottle mouth was opened, an extremely rich and mellow aroma of wine suddenly came out of it, a bit like the aroma of rum, a specialty of the elves, but there was a difference, it was a richer and more pleasant taste, even if I didn't understand wine and had no interest in wine, I couldn't help but be like a hungry person who saw big fish and meat, his index finger moved, and his stomach actually made a "cooing" squirming sound, which seemed to be greedy.

This...... What kind of wine is this that makes me react?

I suddenly felt bad in my heart, but the wine bottle in Artoria's hand was gradually bottoming out, and the greedy stomach was calling, so I didn't think too much, and I followed my determination and **, so I raised my head and drank it gurgling.

It's so sweet!!

As soon as the wine enters the throat, the first taste of the taste is the sweetness of the fruit that makes people have an endless aftertaste, I can't tell what kind of fruit it is, it seems to be the essence of many kinds of fruits mixed together, and after continuous purification, people can't help but have a question in their hearts, just such a small sip, how many fruits are concentrated in it, and how much effort does it take to make it?

What, isn't this a dessert wine? scared me a lot, but also because of the two little girls, Beya and Tia, what kind of wine will come out to greet me, it seems that these two little princesses are still very kind-hearted after all, even if it is a prank, they don't really want to see themselves ugly.

While thinking, I swallowed the sweet wine that was rich in my mouth, and the feeling that slid through my throat was as lubricated as the highest grade silk, falling into my stomach, and it was like a long drought and sweet dew, from which a warmth rose and spread all over the body, until the limbs were hundreds, and it was undoubtedly not refreshing, this wonderful feeling, I have to describe, as if I had been poured a Jiazi's skill by a master, and the two veins of Ren and Du were opened, and the dirt of the whole body was forced out from the pores.

It's so wonderful, compared to the five hundred years of fruit wine I drank when I first got drunk and broke up the bar with Sister Sharna, it was ten times more delicious, a hundred times more delicious, what kind of wine did Beya give herself?!

However, hum, if it's this kind of sweet wine, even if you drink ten bottles or twenty bottles, you don't want me to get drunk, wahahahahaha~~, that's right, that's it, please call me Wu Fan, the god of wine, from now on.

Summoned by the drought belly, and confirmed that the wine was not "dangerous", I couldn't help but drink more reassuringly, and worked harder, and even faintly caught up with Artoria's speed.

Finally, the last drop of bright red wine, like a ruby, shimmering with magnificence-color-color, dripped from the mouth of the bottle, fell into my mouth, and smashed it a few times, before I reluctantly put down the bottle.

It's so delicious, I will never forget this feeling for the rest of my life, but it's a bit of a pity, such a good wine, I drank it all, if I sell it, even if it sells for a million gold coins, those adventurers who are addicted to alcohol will probably compete to buy it.

Thinking of this, Rogge's third door slamming his mind was slightly bitter, and I couldn't help but sigh heavily, I don't know if I regret that it's just such a bottle, I'm afraid I won't be able to drink it again in the future, or if I'm regretting the million gold coins, even I can't figure it out.

At this moment, something shocking happened, and the heavy sigh fell on some wine stains on his arm at some point, and these wine stains, with a single breath, burst into flames, like a fire-breathing show in those acrobatic magic.

Huh?!!

It was not good to arrive at the first time, and the senses of an adventurer immediately worked with all their might, and at this time, I realized that my body was amazingly hot, as if it was on fire, no wonder it was on fire when I breathed out and exhaled on the wine.

I looked at my arm blankly, and from the naked-exposed skin of the aristocratic dress, there was a strange crimson exposed, and I could imagine that my face was now showing such a terrible color, without looking in the mirror.

Investigate...... When did the body become like this, it was clear that it was a warm feeling when I drank it at first......

At this time, for no reason, a theory that I had seen in the original world came to my mind, the theory of boiling frogs in warm water, putting a frog in warm water, slowly heating it, and finally, the frog was cooked alive without the slightest resistance and struggle.

Aren't you like that frog now? Anyway, what the hell is this wine!!

I was about to turn around and give Beya, who was the culprit, a little color, to see that it was okay for my body not to move, and this movement, as if it had triggered some kind of switch, suddenly stumbled and my brain spun around.

The heat, the heat of the fire, the bone marrow of the whole body, the nerves of the brain, are all burning, and reason and consciousness are constantly extinguished in the fire.

In the end, like drinking a bottle of magma down the hot stomach, suddenly tumbling violently, and then booming, like a mushroom cloud raised by the atomic bomb explosion, the powerful stamina contained in the bottle of "sweet wine" rushed straight up along the stomach, straight to the brain, the entire sea of consciousness was strongly impacted, immediately shattered, and the eyes were black......

"Bang", the wine bottle fell to the ground, but the rich aroma of the wine inside is still continuous, the intoxicating fragrance, even enveloping the entire platform, the lingering fragrance does not disperse for a long time, just smelling like this for a while, some of the alcohol is almost there, the brain begins to dizzy, and the face also appears red drunk.

"It's ......"

At this time, Artoria also drank a bottle of wine, and she had already smelled the aroma of the wine, so she gently picked up the wine bottle that had fallen on the ground and sniffed it on the mouth of the bottle.

"That's right, it's a Sack crystal wine, and it's a hundred years old, Beja, you ......"

There was no need to doubt it, Artoria turned her reproachful gaze on Beya, because the entire elven clan, perhaps only she, the daughter of the former elven queen, could take out the Sark Crystal so casually, a precious wine that belonged to the legendary level even in the elven clan.

One hundred years of shack crystal, although it can not be said to be very good, but the problem is this, shack crystal is known for its mellow and strong aroma, the most talked-about is its strong stamina, just the entrance seems to be no different from sweet wine, after the belly, will gradually experience the wine brings, as if easy bone marrow, ** and even the wonderful feeling of the soul has been purified, of course, accompanied by a strong wine.

Therefore, for ordinary people, the only way to drink Sark crystal is to mix it with a special spring water, dilute it ten times according to the size of the wine, and then drink it.

Although adventurers are not afraid and can drink directly, they should also consider their own alcohol consumption and think twice.

Artoria saw a whole bottle of Sack crystal wine, and it was drunk by the other party, thinking of the picture just now, how could she not know that this was Beya's prank, such a whole bottle of Sack crystal wine for a hundred years, even if she drank it, she would ...... Well, a little drunk.

Just as she was about to reprimand Beya, two wind-like figures flashed, snatching the empty bottle from her hand before Artoria could react.

His eyes focused on the two stopped figures, and in fact, there was no need to guess, except for the two old drunkards, Kasha and Muradin, who would be in such a hurry.

Kasha carried the empty wine bottle in his hand, turned it upside down with anticipation, and kept shaking it up and down, and together with Muradin, the two pairs of eyes stared intently at the mouth of the bottle, and saliva and liquid involuntarily communicated from his mouth, and the look of longing was almost like a traveler who was about to die of thirst on the desert, looking at his wounded empty water bottle.

If the bottle had life, it would definitely be stared at by the red eyes of the two people.

However, the two of them were full of strong hope, and did not let the miracle happen, no matter how they shook it, there was not a trace of wine on the mouth of the bottle.

They were furious.

"It's all your fault for this dwarf winter melon, what do you say that there are a lot of shack crystals hidden in the elf palace, so I ran in vain, if I stayed here, how could I miss this good bottle of wine."

Kasya's face flushed with anger, and he wanted to use the bottle in his hand to slam down on Muradin's head, and stuff his entire head into a bottle with a maximum diameter of no more than two decimeters.

At the same time, in addition to Muradin, who was flushed after listening to her words, there was also Kane, who was listening to the real Kane, and the serious little old man took out his notes fiercely, and the feather-hair-pen recorded Kasha's words on them, and then looked at each other with a sinister gaze of "You old drunkard is done this time".

Muradin was also furious, and with his beard blowing, the eyes of the boxy brown-colored-old face, which were as wide as two eggs, jumped up from the ground at once, and pointed at Kashya's face and cursed.

"You drunkard is embarrassed to say me, it's not that you said that little follower, slipped out, now the guards of the Elven Palace are very weak, how could I say that? It should be you who apologize for your sins with death!! ”

“……”

Even people who had never heard of Muradin and Kasha before had some understanding of the sexuality of these two old guys after the incident in the square a few days ago, so even if they heard them arguing like this, the expressions on the faces of the representatives of the various clans and the elders and nobles around them were extremely calm, and the expressions on their faces that were not shocked by the collapse of the mountain and tsunami could be called a model of a generation of grandmasters.

The two of them stared at each other for a while, probably knowing that it would be useless to quarrel any longer, so they couldn't help but collapse their shoulders at the same time, like a defeated rooster, and their whole bodies were paralyzed.

"It's all this guy's fault."

Pulling his head, Kashya angrily kicked someone lying on the ground, his eyes unabashedly jealous as if they could kill.

"Today's Sark Crystal Wine is also the same as the 500-year-old fruit wine treasured by the stinky fat pig in Rogge's Bar a few years ago, the good wine has been arched by the pig, and the good flowers are all inserted in the cow dung."

Kicking him a few more times in anger, Kasha was dejected and ready to leave.

"Wait!"

Suddenly, Muradin's grabs of Kasha, who was about to leave, and looks at the other party with cold eyes.

"Do you think I don't know? You old drunkard, you just want to divert your attention, find an excuse to leave alone, and secretly mix the bottle with water and drink it. ”

"Dwarf winter melon, there must be a limit to slandering people, am I Kasha that kind of person?"

Kasha broke away from Muradin's veteran hand, as if his ancestors had been wronged for eighteen generations, and glared at Muradin with sad and indignant eyes.

"If that's the case, give me the bottle, if you don't pay it, I'll pay it."

Muradin licked-licked-parched lips, his eyes glued to the bottle in Kashya's hand.

Kashya: "......"

It is worthy of being the opponent of Rogge's first door picker Farah is regarded as his lifelong rival, Muradin's thick skin is even beyond Kasha's expectations, the atmosphere in the field is quiet for a while, anyone can see that in front of Muradin, who is regarded as a strong opponent in Rogge's first door, Kasha, Rogge's second door, is still a little insufficient, and he temporarily fell into the disadvantage.

If someone is sober now, seeing the two people in the field facing each other over an empty wine bottle, the momentum is solemn as if thousands of troops are in close combat, and they will definitely complain in their hearts about these two stupid donkeys, there is such a thick skin here to be embarrassed, it is better to directly ask Beya for a bottle faster!

Just as the atmosphere was becoming more and more solemn, Kashya's eyes flickered, as if he had thought of some good solution, and suddenly pointed to the sky behind Muradin and exclaimed.

"Ah, look, a flying pig!!"

When Muradin heard this, he immediately burst out laughing and looked at Kashya with a very superior gaze.

"Hahaha, Kasha, you shouldn't be old, and your head has become stupid, this kind of inferior ......"

There are flaws......

Just as Muradin was smug and mocking, Kasha raised his right leg without warning, and dealt a fatal blow to Muradin's crotch.

What he said just now was not to trick Muradin into turning back, but to make him let his guard down so that he could sneak attack.

The audience who came to this conclusion, especially the male-sexual-, subconsciously pinched his legs, and felt a faint pain in his heart, and couldn't help but feel cold in his heart for Kasha's cunning and viciousness.

"Oh oh oh oh you old woman, old witch......"

As Muradin rolled on the ground with his crotch under his crotch and let out a mournful cry like the howl of a pig to be slaughtered, Kashya disappeared in a puff of smoke.

Seeing this scene, everyone's expressions were still very calm, and they were secretly hypnotizing themselves in their hearts I don't know these two old guys, I didn't see anything......

"Hey, what about the old man?"

When everyone came back from this farce and looked at the ground again, they suddenly found that someone who was drunk and lying on the ground, and who had just been kicked several times by Kashya, suddenly disappeared.

Isn't it haunted, many people's hearts flashed with a chilling coldness, of course, some people thought that it was because of Kasha's just a few kicks, accidentally kicking Elder Fan to another world.

"Excuse me, did you just see where Elder Fan went?"

Kane was still experienced, and after a little panic, he immediately asked the nearby elf maid.

The pretty elven maid nodded, stretched out her finger and was about to point out the direction, when suddenly, from the stage directly opposite the banquet, a loud voice came.

"That's a very good question~~"

"You asked the hiccup sincerely~~"

"I'll have mercy on you sù burp~~"

"To maintain the peace of the world ~~"

"Carry out the righteous hiccup that saves the universe with singing~~"

"Druid Wu Fan ~~ Shining debut hiccup~~"

With the sound of the wine burp, the curtain on the stage was slowly raised, and the clever elf maids immediately turned on the magic lights, focusing all the beams on the stage, and as the curtain slowly rose, they appeared, holding a magic megaphone, and their whole bodies exuded a powerful aura like a god.

At this moment, everyone was shocked, is this still the mortal elder who is as ordinary as a mortal and is known as the master with the least mastery momentum in history? Such a terrible momentum!!

That's right, what appeared in front of them was no longer the usual me, it was the god of song Wu Fan! !