Chapter 753 Natural Stay, the Most Terrifying!

"What do you want to do~~?!"

Before the last glimmer of hope was blocked and turned into despair, I shouted in a stern voice, trying in vain to exude a little pitiful murderous aura from my body, and to temporarily calm the two little girls with the unknown majesty that I hid deep on the surface, so that I could get out.

It's a pity that I don't know how Beya is, but Tia is not fooled at all, and she winks at Beya with a smug smile that has long been my sexuality-character-touch-thoroughly.

"Fanfan, I heard that you can tear down three bars in one go after drinking, it's amazing~~"

Her big round and cute eyes flashed with adoration, and Tia's little girl began to pour a mystery-soup.

"yes, yes, I didn't expect you to have such a manly side as a fool, I'm going to change my opinion of you."

Beya, who doesn't know when she became so tacit, immediately cooperated with Tia to attack left and right, and poured me another punch-mystery-soup.

"Ha~~haha~~, huh? Actually, it's not a big deal, ahahaha~~"

Although this is not something to be proud of, but being praised by the two little girls, I still can't help but feel a sense of pride, but Tia's news subtly made a small mistake, not three bars in a row, but a bar three times in a row, although this behavior seems to be a little worse.

"And Beya, you can talk like that, when have I not been a man?"

Turning my head, I glanced at Beya dissatisfied, why is this little elf talking so ugly, looking down on me? Thinking about it back then, what Belier, what Gamorro, what clothes, didn't all fall under the iron hooves of Uncle Ben, wahahaha~~~

"Really? I can't believe it~~"

Looking at me with a smug look, Beya's little girl's eyes were staring at me tightly, and there was a sense of doubt in it.

"Beya, you can say that, Fan Fan is very powerful, when he and Elder Kane and them worked together to liberate our Heradik clan from the closed world, and let me tell you, at that time, I broke into the ancient tomb with Fan Fan and the two of us, and Fan Fan alone killed the projection of the Demon King Durier, at that time, Fan Fan was only level twenty-five."

Tia said proudly with her proud and curvy breasts against the backdrop of that sexy-sexy tight Orion outfit.

Is this kid proud of my heroic deeds? It's so touching, oh oh, I can't help my inner feelings, Tia, you can be my sister too.

One of the happiest times for men is probably to have a girl, and it is such a beautiful little princess as Tia, and I am proud of you, I wiped the corners of my eyes, and my heart was flooded with infinite love.

"Really? Is that really the case? It's suspicious, oh, a projection of a person to kill Duriel? Tia, did you see it with your own eyes? ”

It's a pity that Tia's touching words didn't get Beya's approval, she still held a skeptical gaze, looking me up and down, ah, ah, you unpleasant little girl, I'll call you suspicious Beya in the future, so I applauded in my heart.

Putting away my touched expression, I threw Beya a slap in an angry face.

"Although...... I didn't see it with my own eyes, but when I woke up, Duriel was dead. ”

Tia argued unconvinced.

Oh, indeed, at that time, he turned into a blood bear and fought against Duriel, because the scene was so childlike, that Tia, who had not yet experienced the world and was pure in mind, fainted, and when he woke up, he was regarded as a hallucination, although it was a bit self-deceptive.

However, if it were Tia, who had been ruthlessly tempered by the current experience, she should be able to accept the brutality of the blood bear.

"In other words, you don't have strong evidence, maybe after you faint, some strong person suddenly appears and kills Duriel, and then you are impersonated by this stupid person."

Seeing that Tia couldn't produce evidence, the suspicious Beya immediately became proud.

"You are talking nonsense, Fan Fan will not lie to me, right?"

Tia glared at Beya angrily, then looked at me with infinite trust.

"Of course."

I nodded hurriedly, to be honest, I'm not a person with special circumstances, and I usually never lie to girls, and conversely, unless I have special circumstances, I usually never say serious things to those big men and old men in Ral.

"Hmph, how can't it be, Tia, I'm telling you, maybe when you faint, this idiot will still ...... Also on your body...... ...... to your body That's it!! ”

Bei Ya said this viciously, but her face turned red first, hum, a little girl is a little girl, she hasn't even held a man's hand, what do you know?!

Of course, I wouldn't let Beya's little caution succeed, and I was about to open my mouth to argue, but Tia came to my defense.

"Mortal is not that kind of person."

The two little girls, standing on my left and right, stretched out their little heads and glared at each other, neither of them convinced the other.

"Really? Have you forgotten that this idiot has a criminal record, you see, there are already three wives at home, and now even our Royal Highness the Queen is not spared, and in the arena, don't you also see it clearly? The relationship between him and the Sky Fox of the Laker clan is also unclear and ambiguous. ”

The suspicious Beya came in an orderly manner, and she couldn't see that this little girl was not very old, and she was cautious, worthy of being a woman who had become the queen and had received a higher education.

Shocked by Beya's powerful factual evidence, Tia's expression was visibly shaken, hold on, Tia, although what Beya said is true, but I really didn't do anything to you at that time.

"That's it...... And even if so, so what? Anyway, I have already made an agreement with Fan Fan, my body is whatever he wants, something like this...... Things like - touch -......- touch - touch - body, there is no ...... at all No big deal. ”

After stammering, Tia had already lowered her head shyly.

“……”

In the end, she still didn't trust me, and it seemed that from the moment I went to the Hradic clan and peeked at Tia on the roof, I had been deeply branded in her heart as a lecherous man.

One misstep became a thousand years of hatred, the ancients did not deceive me, obviously it was just because Tia's dress was too conspicuous at that time, and he glanced at her more...... Well, it's just a few glances, and there's absolutely no voyeurism or - lust - mystery - mystery - in it.

At the same time as I was stunned, Beya, who didn't seem to believe that Tia would say such a thing, her eyes widened, her face was also flushed, and she turned her head more shyly than Tia, with a resolute look that I didn't know you dogs and men.

It seems that this little girl is unexpectedly pure-minded, and there is no way to take the yellow joke at all, what should I do, should I take advantage of this weakness and bully this little girl who is always against herself? Hey, hey, hey~~

looked Beya up and down with a not bad and kind gaze, but was discovered by Tia on the side, and hurriedly pulled my arm, her soft chest was more tightly attached to it, and she looked at me with an angry expression.

"No, Fanfan, the agreement with me has not been completed yet, how can you be half-hearted and fight Beya's idea again."

“……”

That's right, the image in my mind of Tia is already completely a hungry pervert, thank you Tia, for treating me as such a person in time, and still not disliking and ignoring me, you are really a kind girl.

As if hearing Tia's words, Beya's pretty face became even more ruddy, and at the same time, she looked at me with a vigilant gaze, looking at me with the eyes of a perverted uncle who screamed if you dared to pounce.

Well, it doesn't matter what my image looks like anymore, please let me go and let me find a corner to squat.

"Forget it, it's not that I can't believe Tia's words, after all, I don't have conclusive evidence to refute it."

Unexpectedly, at the end of this conversation, which was about to end with the conclusion of "I am a liar" and "I am a pervert", Beya suddenly changed words in my surprised gaze, and I saw a glimmer of light in the re-erection of a tall image in front of them.

"Look at it, I don't want to be said to be suspicious by others, ah, you stupid, I must have been thinking that I was a suspicious girl just now, right, you stupid, big stupid, stupid Wu~~!!"

Stared at by my surprised gaze, Beya muttered a little embarrassed, and then seemed to sense something, and looked at me with an angry face.

I have to say that this girl's thinking is really keen.

"Okay, I'm not embarrassed for you, oh, yes......"

Tia sighed as if giving up, and made a gesture of letting go, the little hand that grabbed my wrist, the strength was only half relaxed, but suddenly she made a look of remembering something, and her eyes fell on the bottle of wine that she had taken out from the beginning, and continued nonchalantly.

"Look, I believe in you, you have to show something about it, besides, as a big man, don't you even dare to drink?"

When he said the last sentence, Beya glanced me up and down, revealing a slightly disdainful look, indeed, in the Dark Continent, even if it is an elf race, if a man does not dare to drink, he will be despised by many people.

"What did you say?!"

I immediately got up and glared at Beya, you girl, dare to look down on me so much, even if you are an otaku, you have a fiery heart, how can you allow a girl like you to be despised in a film.

"Bring the wine!!"

Breaking free from the two little girls who were attacking left and right, I stretched out my big hand to Beya, and said proudly, at this time, even if a golden dragon comes, it can't stop my determination to drink, yes, at this moment, I have incarnated as the god of wine Wu Fan Wahaha (oil depot sound) ~~~~~!!

"Do you really want to drink? I've heard you're a stupid egger who can't drink much, right? ”

Bei Ya hesitantly hid the wine behind her, with a look of "I'm also thinking about you, don't be reluctant if you can't drink, although I will despise you, I will never show - show - come out in front of outsiders".

In other words, this thirty-eight-word expression description, is this little girl's expression rich, or is my brain too powerful?

"What the hell is Rory? Who do you think I am, you know? Even the famous Queen Rog, Sister Sharna, is definitely not my opponent in terms of the amount of alcohol, hmph, don't hurry up and take it. ”

With a snort, I had already snatched the bottle from Beya's hand, grabbed it in my hand and shook it, and made a gesture to open the bottle.

In the blind corner of someone's line of sight, the two little girls secretly glanced at each other, and in those seemingly clear and flawless beautiful eyes, they both showed a sly smile that succeeded in their pranks.

"You two, farther away."

Just as I was about to twist the mouth of the bottle open, I suddenly remembered something, stopped moving, and shouted to the little girl standing on my left and right.

"Stand far away for me, I'm afraid that the Dionysian momentum I exude will scare you two fools."

Tia and Beya laughed inwardly and obediently took a dozen steps back.

Well, this distance is enough.

The next moment, in the stunned look of the two little girls, I pulled my legs and ran!!

Wahahahaha~~~, think I can't see it? The two of you are singing white-faced and black-faced, and after talking so much, don't you just want to fool me into drinking? Sue you, when I Wu Fan fooled people, you were not weaned yet.

"Fanfan big liar~~!!"

"Stupid Wu, you stop for me~~!!"

The two little girls reacted quickly, and in the blink of an eye, they came back to their senses and chased after me.

Hmph, big liar? It's better than being fooled by you and being treated as a fool, I snorted in my heart and increased the frequency of movement of my legs.

Damn, the crowd is too dense to play the speed, and it seems that it will not be able to shake off these two little girls for a while.

When I turned around, I saw two little girls with petite figures, shuttling freely through the crowd, chasing after me at a speed that was not inferior to my own, and I suddenly panicked.

At the necessary moment, it is not necessary to transform into a moon wolf, this wine must not be drunk, in case of getting drunk and making a fool of himself, it will not be the kind of small fight that used to dismantle the bar, but will be recorded in the annals of history for future generations to "admire".

From time to time, I looked back and saw the two little girls gradually approaching, I gritted my teeth, and was about to make a move, when a small hand with translucent lace gloves suddenly stretched out in front of me, and suddenly stretched out.

This petite little hand that suddenly appeared, the timing is too ingenious, it is definitely not something that ordinary people can do, contact the wedding gloves on the small hand, I can guess the owner of the little hand without turning my head to look.

Own cheap wife Artoria.

Intercepted by Artoria, I avoided it, so I could only reach out at the same time, grab her little hand, and gently wrap it around, so as to erase the last trace of habituality, just stop beside Artoria, and hold her in my arms.

At least in the eyes of outsiders, my act of rushing over and holding Artoria in my arms was very affectionate.

"Fan, what happened? It's rude to run around the party. ”

In my arms, Artoria raised her head lightly and asked calmly, on the beautiful face that was close at hand, there was no trace of the shyness of the girl who was suddenly held in her arms in front of the public, it should be said that the thinking angle of being a king is different from that of ordinary girls, or is Artoria not knowing anything about men and women at all?

No, I don't think it's exactly, but this stupid-Mao-Wang tendon thought, the moment I was hugged, I had already come to the conclusion: the other party is my own husband, the book says that being hugged by her husband is a matter of course, and it is the duty of a wife (?) So it was natural to accept this posture, thinking that other people's strange gazes were strange behavior.

Well, it's still more possible - sex - is greater, forget it, don't sue her, even if it's a husband and wife, hugging in front of the public, it's very ...... Uh, bold acts.

Naturally, I can't tell Artoria the truth that I was hunted down by two little girls, and I guess in front of Artoria, who is dignified and will never tolerate evil deeds, those two little girls don't dare to mess around.

I glanced back, and sure enough, seeing me and Artoria standing together, the actions of the two little princesses were obviously much more restrained, and they trotted up and looked at me with dissatisfied.

Cut, I'm afraid, a little girl is a little girl.

"Whereas, bullying girls is not the right behavior."

Seeing the two girls looking at her angrily, Artoria thought that I had bullied them again, and said, why do I say "again"?

Before I could explain, Artoria's gaze suddenly fell on the bottle in my hand.

This was taken from Beya, although he wanted to throw away this hateful crime tool on the way to escape, but Rogge's third thought of slamming the door immediately troubled, this bottle of wine should be able to sell for a lot of money, after all, it is Beya's thing, who is Beya? The daughter of the former elf queen, can she handle something that is almost there?

So, I have been holding it until now.

Looking at the wine bottle in my hand, Artoria froze for a moment, and the dumb-hair-gurgling on her head spun again, and then, suddenly, like a microwave oven, made a crisp "ding" sound, and Artoria's face also showed a sudden expression.

I heard that there are indeed some tribes in the human race that have such a tradition, and husbands and wives have to toast each other on the day of the wedding.

Nodding as if she understood something, Artoria took a glass of wine from the side and smiled faintly.

"Fan, please!"

Hey?

Looking at Artoria's sudden move, my head didn't turn for a moment.

After not seeing me move for a long time, Artoria tilted her head slightly, made a suspicious expression, looked at the wine bottle in my hand, and then looked at the glass in her hand, and turned around a few times, and then - showed a sudden expression.

Indeed, it was my own rudeness to lose my manners, but what I have in my hand is a bottle, so can I deal with it with a cup? Although it is not very elegant to use a bottle directly, but if it is the custom of the people, it is also a matter of no choice.

Hey?

I muttered again why Artoria had a "no way, as a wife, it is right to cooperate with her husband" expression.

In my sluggish expression, Artoria put down the wine glass in her hand and whispered a few words to the elven maid beside her, and after a while, the elven maid brought me a bottle of wine that was exactly the same as mine.

"Fan, let us do it as a husband and wife."

Artoria unscrewed the bottle and smiled at me with a refreshing, demonic smile in my eyes.

Me: "......"

Natural stupidity is really the most terrible genus-sex in the world-ah, I never expected that the last **oss, not Beya, not Tia, would be Artoria!!