Daily Nitro News Hookup ——— celebrate victory in the cosmic war
Good evening, friends, welcome to today's news broadcast!
Today's show is to make an album...... It can't be said to be an album, but it's a thematic series...... Well, it's not a series, is it...... Anyway, it's a maverick...... Belch...... Without further ado, let's get to the point, which is to celebrate the victory of our pentanitrotoluene country in the cosmic war...... (News broadcasts are a very serious thing, but in this country it is really not serious, but everyone is used to it, because basically every host reads the scripts that are missed...... Any request for fines and money is all in vain, and the relevant leaders do not collect less money. Although there are big and small problems, in this excellent country, we have always maintained our self-confidence, and of course, there are people of insight who propose change...... However, in this kind of place, one family is dominant, and even if it encounters aliens, the power of aliens is also outnumbered here, so to a certain extent, the pentanitrotoluene country can continue to expand! )
(Here's a question: When journalism reports on major events, shouldn't it just say one issue——— celebrating great victories?)
But this news broadcast doesn't do it like this)
See the detailed report below
The relationship between Nagano Heng and the sisters is developing very smoothly, and it is expected that he will be able to get a marriage certificate by the end of this year...... We'll talk to the family about how they feel about their newlyweds and how they feel about their lives...... Now, I would like to invite our professional reporter ——— Mimi Yamamoto to send a report from Nagano's house...... Hello Mimi......
Mimi: Hello host, friends, everyone, welcome to today's interview, where we are here to celebrate the victory of the great space war, and at the same time, we would like to interview the Nagano family couple, how far has the relationship developed, and is there any hope for these four people at the end of this year...... Right! Four people...... Will I be able to get a marriage certificate at the end of this year? Now let's go knock on the door together and take a look at the relationship between Nagano Heng and the girls, how is the relationship developing?
Mimi Yamamoto opened the door of Nagano's house
Mimi Yamamoto: Are you...... Yes, Tsuneshi Nagano's father, Izumo Nagano...... Mr. Izumo, what do you think about your son's future marriage?
Izumo Nagano: How did my son's marriage develop? I don't need your TV station to take care of it, I don't know how many times you've been here...... Belch...... Right! Came three times...... Don't you want to let go of this opportunity? You fuck really fuck ...... 10,000 grass and mud horses galloping through my heart...... Is this called a celebration of a great victory? This is a desecration of the majesty of our CCTV! You scrap wood, can you hurry up and roll the calves? Get down to business!
Mimi Yamamoto: I'm just completing the task, up to our moderator and down to the leaders at all levels, I really don't know what to say? I'm just a working boy anyway...... If you have any questions, tell our leaders, I don't care!
Then you've got to roll the calf...... At this time, Hyakuzo Otoko came
Hyakuzo: I'll give you two a minute, right now, get the calves out of here! Otherwise, everything around it will become a lava pool, do you want to swim in the lava pool? Or do you want to do something else? Swimming in the magma pool I told you was really good......
Mimi Yamamoto: You're Motoko, aren't you...... What do you think about your marriage? Can it be with? What about Tsuyoshi Nagano having a baby together?
Hyakuzo: You're foolish! Do I need you to fucking finger me here? Let me tell you, you two hurry up and get out of the calf, don't look at you two are female reporters, I am also a woman...... However, there are also ways to expand beyond the Three Realms...... Don't reason with us, we don't listen to reason...... We have a complete set of ways to die in our family for bold ideas like yours......
Mimi Yamamoto: What the fuck are you...... I'm here to interview the Hades Palace......
Hyakuzoko: That's right, this place is the Hades Palace! So hurry up and roll the calves!
Mimi Yamamoto: You kids...... What a fucking lawlessness!
Miko Yan: The first group of the professional team, the big funeral, where did these two people come from? Where do I send it? The song must be blown loudly, the team must have scale, and there must be momentum!
A team of professionals rushed over and sent the two people away......
Mimi Yamamoto: Fuck ...... Really, I can't make friends with this kind of person...... This isn't a human......
Moderator: It seems that we are not in a good position, so let's change to a reporter...... Now for the second group of reporters——— the island is windy
Island Wind and Wind: Hello audience friends, I am a reporter Island Wind and Wind ...... We've learned the lessons of Mimi Yamamoto the first time, and we're going to interview Nagano once again......
Moderator: Don't say that you are from CCTV in the pentanitrotoluene country...... It can't be said that people from other TV stations are the producers of a documentary......
It seems that this TV station does not ask this marriage relationship clearly, and vows not to give up...... I've been educated once, and it's still so inflated?
Shima Wind Wind: Mr. Izumo Nagano, what do you think of your son's marriage? We are a wedding company, called a wedding company...... Our boss thinks that your son's marriage relationship is very good and successful, and he wants to make a documentary for you, how do you see it?
Izumo Nagano: I think you are a divorce company, if you have a little brain problem, I will ask my baby to take you to other places for treatment, if you have a disease, you must be treated, it's not good to just drag, it's really not good to drag......
Shimakaze Yutatachi: I don't think it's so troublesome, I'll just send her away...... I don't need any professional team, just let her eat my three balls...... Forget it, let such an excellent CCTV reporter eat my three balls, it shows that my island has no taste...... In order to show that I am a person of taste, I invited the reporter's sister to listen to a concert of our four heavenly kings...... I invite the Four Heavenly Kings to sing the Seven Levels of Crying to me......
The Four Heavenly Kings were ordered to rush to the world.
The island is windy: These four little sisters are very lolita and very cute......
Of course, this reporter comrade also took a private job ——— the UP master of the big sand sculpture network, and specially engaged in a live broadcast during the interview! It's really excellent!
The fans of the windy sand sculpture continue to rise, and at this time, the four heavenly kings begin to play
The Four Heavenly Kings: The little girl is here to sacrifice her ugliness...... If you can't sing well, ask the professional team to send you two away!
Island Wind: You can sing it, my fans say that you are so cute and good-looking, and the songs you sing must be very sweet......
Four Heavenly Kings: After the prize, I will definitely be able to send you to the Hades Palace...... This is the song of the Hades Palace, and it is too heavy in our heavenly court......
The island wind is windy: don't talk nonsense, you just sing it!
The Four Heavenly Kings began to sing, and in the end, they heard that the island wind was almost a little windy, and the myocardial infarction occurred. The two of them were sent to 250 by Lord Yan's professional team, where they should have been pulled, and after entering, they went directly into the ICU green channel! The people of the Nagano family were almost sent away as well.
After singing, the Four Heavenly Kings were all dehydrated and pulled into the emergency room by 250.
The doctor said, "What the hell is this singing?" can directly sing people dehydrated, how bad is this song, or how long is this song? ”
Shima Feng has a long survival time than Yamamoto Mimi. At least my life was left, and Mimi Yamamoto and the cameraman directly voted for the cat
Moderator: It seems that it is the marriage relationship of the Nagano family, and it is inconvenient to reveal it to everyone, so let's not make it difficult for others, let's celebrate the great victory!
The news broadcast was broadcast again, about 20 minutes or more. What a cause for celebration when a formidable enemy was repelled! So the army held a grand parade...... To demonstrate to the people of the whole country the strength of the army......
However, everyone feels that this army is a bit watery, and the military appearance and military style of the troops are not very good in peacetime, basically no one has a complete set of military uniforms, and on the surface, they look at the troops on duty, and they wear special decent, but in fact, this thing is the same as real estate...... I also have to ask other rich comrades-in-arms to go to the ...... Maybe it's the difference between the central standing army and the local standing army...... At least the pentanitrotoluene country has won, so they can parade as much as they like. Anyway, if they want to fight a cosmic war with their ragged strength, it is estimated that they can't even fight the interstellar
In fact, in this space war, the militaristic state saved face for the pentanitrotoluene country, but if it is given a little sunshine, it will be brilliant——— and it plans to develop a space warship within 3 to 5 years to conquer the money to attack our country......
This kind of thing should be considered very private, but it was made public by the news network, and it was instructed by the relevant departments
The news network said very directly: like that kind of broken planet, we should just take them and send them 100 nuclear bombs first...... Nitro Express, the mission must be achieved, come one to send one......
That's a great idea! It is estimated that it ran out of fuel when it flew to the fifth planet, and even ran out of fuel as soon as it flew to the moon...... If the atomic bomb were to be thrown out by inertia, it would take tens of thousands of years before it reached the militaristic state......
One of the biggest tragedies in the world is that you can't take your opponents seriously......
This fucking news report celebrating a great victory has actually become a love report, this CCTV is really unforgiving! I don't know where the hope for the future of the pentanitrotoluene country is?
Tonight, the girls slept in a quilt with Nagano Heng again. Today, Nagano Heng is in exceptionally good health, so it is not easy to start when he sleeps, so he waits for the middle of the night to go secretly......
As soon as Miko Yan Yue got into the bed, she noticed that there were other things inside, and then kicked out the other things one by one......
"Fuck, you're the last one to fucking come, and you're so fucking arrogant......" "Hengsang is mine, none of you are fucking allowed to move!" "Fuck, I have a whole set of ways to die for a bold idea like yours......" "I'm combining!" ……
"Fuck me, fucking fuck me calves!" Nagano said, "I don't sleep well in the middle of the night, what are you doing here?" If you don't sleep, you can go to the roof and stand on the roof for the night......"
This sentence deeply stung the hearts of the girls: "Husband, you can't be like this" "Husband, how much I love you, why do you treat me like this?" It's very annoying! ヽ(≧Д≦)ノ""Husband,I just want to sleep with my husband.,Sleep with my husband and sleep with my husband Sleep more fragrantly...... Husband, you will always be immersed in my love......" "My love for my dear husband is ...... no one else can compare" "Fuck, what the fuck are you doing all day? "Fuck, it's like you're fucking a thing......" "Don't fucking sleep today, write love letters to see who the fuck writes more to see who the fuck writes well!" "Okay, who's afraid of whom?" ……
The girls, who wrote love letters all night, got sick in the end and had a high fever of 39 degrees.
Really admirable! Without life, health and safety, how can we pursue love? It is enough to reflect that in order to pursue love, the girls have reached a height beyond life