Daily nitro test time
The bad guys have always wanted to play the girls' minds...... But to be honest, then you only need to beat Lord Yama with one idea, but why do other girls have to make up their minds?
Of course, the excellent quality of being a person is to catch them all! So, the bad guys gave a war letter to the gods of the Three Realms: at noon on September 15th, come to close the door and beat the dog market dog breeding hotel, and conduct a drug test competition, what we have prepared, if you can all eat it, I will let you go, if you can't eat it, my sister will slaughter you......
This person is not good, this is ringing the bell, it seems that they have to report for duty, and quickly call the professional team over......
Such a good thing, you can't miss the appointment! Interstellar classes are very free, so it's not impossible to come back to the Dog Breeding Hotel in Closed Dog City on September 15...... I don't believe that methylenemercury paraquat can't get these bastards away!
When I arrived at the dog hotel, the lineup of the bastards almost didn't scare the girls: a total of 20 people from the professional team came. It was all kinds of things that could kill people, and a long table was filled——— paraquat dimethylmercury, and all kinds of radioactive ores...... I don't know where I got it, but if I stand next to these things for a while, I guess I won't be able to get half of my life...... It seems that this is the determination to die!
Of course, the girls are not afraid of them!
In order to prevent cheating, the two parties agreed that they could not carry gas masks and antidotes during body searches......
Yan Yuemiko said, "I want to see what the fuck you can do?" You're not going to fucking do any good things......"
After searching each other's bodies, they began to drink poison
The first level is paraquat, which is really determined to die with the girls......
Miko Yan Yue drank another bottle of paraquat and then drank ten more bottles: "This is so delicious, you have to drink ten more bottles......
Originally, this villain tried to trick Yan Yuemiko into drinking paraquat, but she did not expect to be poured ten bottles by her, and after drinking paraquat, the old man vomited and diarrhea, and soon became dehydrated. So when the suona sound of crying seven levels sounded, the professional team sent him away
Next is dimethylmercury
A man shivered, and smeared dimethylmercury on his hands. Island Wind Yuli directly prepared a large vat of dimethylmercury and jumped in,
"Come, come, come in, it's comfortable here!"
Of course, the brother was delirious directly after being smeared with dimethylmercury. However, Daofeng Yuli didn't care about this, and directly pulled the brother over and bathed with him
Pulled a brother, unhappy, to pull all the outstanding people of the 20 professional teams opposite in the bath. As a result, many people were pulled away by 250. Immediately afterward, the critical illness notice was received
At this moment, the gang boss on the opposite side has no waves in his heart.
At this time, it is no longer a duel between immortals and humans, but a duel between immortals and corpses, because of the walking dead
This was followed by brutal gas bomb tests
In the same way, of course, these terrorists should also be accompanied
Nagano said, "Isn't it just a few poison gas bombs? drink straight mouth-to-mouth! ”
Just as Nagano Xingya picked up a bottle of poison gas and inhaled it, someone from the Public Security Bureau came and directly controlled everyone on the spot.
But there were always a few diehards who rose up to resist, and Nagano Xingya spit out the poisonous gas that had just been inhaled and poured it directly into the mouth of the terrorist, and the terrorist died violently on the spot
Everyone was brought into the bureau, but I didn't expect that the director of the public security bureau was also a good hunter, and when he heard that these people were testing drugs, he said, "Then you should finish these things first......
The girls and the terrorists tried everything, and in the end everyone was sent away......
The girls put down the operating system and said disdainfully: "This fucking still drinks poison, this bottle can't go down, I fucking drank ten bottles directly!" "I drank 100 bottles!" "I'm 1000 bottles ......" ......
At this time, the little ghost called: "Hurry up and deal with the registration matters......
Yan Yue Meizi said: "You all fucking be obedient to me, don't fucking moths, if I find out, I will send you away directly......"
After saying that, Yan Yue Meizi had a professional team to carry them to the underworld to deal with these reports
Of course, after our netherworld trio left, the remaining babes began to think about how to pursue their husbands.
Anyway, this Yan Yuemiko went relatively late, and it was almost time to go to bed, and she hadn't come back yet. This gives us other girls a great opportunity!
So, Shimakaze Tamatsu first put a little anesthetic in Nagano Heng's cup. Let him go to bed early, and later find out that there is an important matter, and he forgot to take a bath ———
So Shima Feng Yuli found a way to give Nagano Heng a bath, this bathing technique is indeed a little incomprehensible——— Shima Feng Yuli took a long stool, tied Nagano Heng firmly to the stool, and then flushed him, applied soap, and various daily necessities......
The water temperature is not well adjusted, and the 100-degree boiling water is used when the island wind Yuli takes a bath, and she thinks it is nothing, but for Nagano Heng, this guy's operation is to call a donkey alive! However, this water heater was removed from the original house and installed, and there was no new water heater in this bathroom. So this 100 degrees is not really 100 degrees, but at least it has to be seventy or eighty degrees
Immediately after, Shimakaze Yuli went to the kitchen and took a little something......
This thing really scared the other girls: "Are you fucking going to a barbecue?" ”
Island Wind Yuli said: "I'll go bathe Hengsang......"
"I'm telling you, you can't fucking go in, hurry up and find me a man from heaven and bathe him!"
"This is my own husband, I can wash him as much as I want!"
"That's my husband too, you can't fucking take advantage of this cheapness!"
"By the way, in order to prevent this kind of waste like you from doing this kind of thing, I give every room ...... Yes, the bathroom...... It's all installed, and it's a fully automatic bathing machine, so you don't even need to move in the shower in the future...... It's just like the concubines of ancient times......," Nagano said
"Then you go and see what happened to my meat?" Shimafeng Yuli said
"There's nothing wrong with that...... I'm going to reluctantly deign to go and see if your meat is good? Baigu Otoko said
When Mokuko arrived at the bathroom, she saw Tsuneko Nagano lying on this long bench, so she poured cooking wine, sprinkled it with refined salt, and put all kinds of seasonings together with dark soy sauce...... There was a barbecue next to it, and I really couldn't understand how it was possible to grill meat in such a big place as the bathroom...... But will you regret this barbecue after grilling?
Nagano Seiya secretly glanced at the bathroom door——— this, how dare you do such a thing to my husband......
Nagano Xingya hurriedly took the dishes and chopsticks, and Shimakaze Tamatsu saw Nagano Xingya rushing to a place with the dishes and chopsticks, thinking that there was a delicious supper. So I also took the dishes and chopsticks and followed in.
Nagano Hatsumitsu suddenly woke up in the middle of the night and wanted to take a shower (in fact, it was just past 11 o'clock, and Xiao Hei and Xiao Bai went to report the incident, so no one played games with her, so she went to bed early).
When I came to the bathroom, I found my sisters-in-law squatting in the bathroom with dishes and chopsticks, facing Heng Nagano, still drooling
Nagano said, "Sisters-in-law, this place is not a kitchen, what are you doing here?" Uh, why is my brother an operator? How does it feel like cured meat? ”
"Shall we give your brother a bath...... This guy drank so much wine tonight, and if he didn't take a shower, the hygiene in the room was not good......"
"But why does the bathing feel like barbecue? Holy shit, there's actually a barbecue stove? ”
This must not be seen by others! So, Nagano Xingya used the physical erasure memory method to stun Nagano Hatsumi.
At this time, the girls also realized that their bathing techniques were wrong...... At the same time, Tsuneshi Nagano woke up
"Damn, it feels like I'm going to lose my skin...... Eh, how do I get in the bathroom? What the is this thing on me? Well, whatever it is, I'll lick it first and see what kind of taste it is. Then make sure that you know whether it is shower gel or barbecue sauce, or various barbecue marinades or something, and I always feel that something is wrong......"
Nagano Heng licked it, and instantly became angry: "Fuck, which bastard wants to roast me like a suckling pig?" ”
Girls, don't dare to squeak. However, the dishes and chopsticks in their hands and the oven next to them have already betrayed them
The girls instantly burst into tears: "Husband, I didn't mean to ......" "Husband, I'm hungry ......" "Then you can't do this!" "The main thing is that my husband is too handsome...... "My appearance is off the charts...... "What does it have to do with you trying to put me in my stomach?" ”
"Husband, I want to feel the strong genes of our family......" ......
At this moment, I don't know how many sentences I put together rushed through Nagano Heng's brain. However, he didn't want to clean up the girls——— because as an ordinary person, it was not easy to find so many wives. But definitely find the culprit! He asked, "I'm in bed, why did I get to the bathroom?" ”
It's a no-brainer! It must have been done by Island Wind Yuli! However, Shima Feng Yuli wanted to throw this pot on the others: "That must have been done by that violent dinosaur of Nagano Xingya, I like my husband so much, I will never do such a shameless thing!" ”
"What a thief shouting to catch a thief!" Hoshiya Nagano said, "Tell the, who was the first to?" "Fuck ......"
"So this oven has so many sauces from the kitchen, so which cutie brought it over?"
"It's Hoshiya Nagano!" Baigu Yinzi said, "I guess I've eaten too much meat recently, or my husband will cut off her meat for two months first!" ”
"Holy shit, why the fuck are you letting me carry it?" Nagano Hoshiya said angrily, "Do you want to go around the Hades Palace?" It just so happens that Miko Yan Yue can receive you for a while......"
"Fuck me, fuck ......"
"(ノ=Д=)ノ┻━┻Looks like we have to fight."
(*≧m≦*) Fuck, you're fucking ......"
"It's definitely loose!"
"If the skin is loose, it is a disease, and there is a disease to be treated!"
"I'm combining! (Angry 'Д ́ Angry)"
"A bag of rice carries several floors! (▼Dish▼#)"
"That's it!"
The girls fought in the dark, and they were all pulled away by 250
It is said that after this Lord Yama returned to the Hall of Yama, it was handled very well, and it was simply everyone who paid the highest respect! This guy is even more skilled than Peking duck! Really amazing!
This technique basically does not leave a duck frame, and there is no bone on the duck frame, and there is no meat at all...... This technique is really ...... There is an air of excellence everywhere......
It seems that tonight, Yan Yuemiko can't be with Nagano Heng, but her husband must not let others take possession! So Yan Yuemiko sent a professional team to take her husband to her side. Immediately after that, the girls also came, walking in the back and crying all the way: "My husband, can't you just leave like this......" "Can you bear to leave our orphans and widows here?" "Husband, don't you go, what should I do if you leave?" "Husband, ......" ......
Yan Yue Miko was moved by compassion and also found a professional team to carry them over. It's just that the coffins of the three of them are put in a separate room——— I need to study with my husband, don't think about coming over to the three of you!"
In order to prevent others from coming over again, three huge coffins were used to make a yellow intestine inscription.
However, because of this yellow intestine problem, the girls were pulled away by the Tiandi Hospital——— I didn't expect that someone could get sick in the Netherworld, it was really the first time that the Tiandi Hospital opened in hundreds of thousands of years!
Meng Po couldn't stand it anymore, so she directly poured a big bowl of Meng Po soup into the three people. As for the feeling of this Meng Po soup, it varies from person to person——— most people will drink it after drinking, but for our gods of the Three Realms, drinking Meng Po soup is the same as drinking water, and even better than water. If you bring your girlfriend over to drink, it will definitely guarantee marriage! It's no problem to have three palaces and six courtyards...... However, as an emperor, this is a little too troublesome (there are still a lot of ancient emperors living in the Netherworld)