Daily Nitro Krypton Quest
The ban is about to be lifted, and the Nagano family hurriedly flew to the seahorse aphrodisiac country. Of course, there is still plenty of time, at this time, Nagano Xingya, received a letter from her father——— spend 10000000 billion yuan in three days, you can do whatever it takes. But you can't throw this money away. If you don't spend it all in three days, you'll disintegrate...... At this time, the mobile phone rang: Aphrodisiac treasure arrived, 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
Nagano Xingya was so frightened that she cried: "How do you spend so much money?" My father......" Tsuneshi Nagano said, "What is easier in the world than spending money?" How much does it cost? Nagano Hoshiya said: "100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000............00000000000000000000000000000000000000
However, Nagano Heng felt that he could use this money as an investment, so he thought about it and said, "I'll call your father...... Crooked, Uncle ......", "Call Daddy......" "Why don't we invest in the 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Do you have to let Xingya spend it? "She has to spend it, spending money is also a test for our family, if you can't spend him, you have to ......die" "Didn't she let her come over and propose marriage to me a long time ago?" She's my property......" "Have you two got a marriage certificate?" "No ......" "No ...... It's up to me! "And what if we use that money to invest?" "Then I don't care, anyway, this money has to be spent!" ……
It seems that this krypton gold task must be accepted, everyone thought about it, there is no one who can krypton so much gold at present...... How exactly should this money be spent? Really a headache≥_≤
Everyone is thinking about how to spend the 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 If you buy gold, you can't stay at home, and it is estimated that the amount of gold stored in the Seahorse Aphrodisiac Country is not very much, that is, if I want to buy a planet, it can't buy a very big one, but what, who will this money for? If you give it to a friend, it doesn't count as a spent......
Xiao Hei said: "Why don't you buy 100 truckloads of drugs, pour them directly into a big pit, and set fire to the ......" "Mi woo ———" Nagano Heng pierced Xiao Hei with a fork: "Where did you hear that there are drugs?" Let me tell you, there are no drugs in the Aphrodisiac country of Haima, and I don't know what drugs are? Xiao Hei said: "I remember when my father was a black impermanence, he participated in the Netherworld Association, and the black impermanence in other places said this: the most orders they received were drug addicts...... "Can you talk about something useful?" Nagano Evergrande scolded: "You are not in line with contemporary national conditions at all!" Nagano Hatsumitsu heard that 100 trillion had arrived, and said: "So much money is enough for me to spend a lifetime, and the first thing I want to do now is to charge all my game accounts with Sister Black and Sister White to the full level, since I have so much money, I really want to krypton gold once" "Ah, good idea, good idea!" ”
The family quickly recharged the game account, and basically all the games that could be played were fully charged, and it only cost 100,000 yuan, which is just the tip of the iceberg. The amount of tasks is still huge, and it took more than an hour just to top up these game accounts
With so much money, what should I do with it? It's a real headache. Hades thought of a good way ——— go to the casino to gamble money, our gambling skills are so poor, these money will definitely shine, good idea, good idea
Everyone inquired all the way, and finally learned that on a red planet, there is the largest casino in the universe. And this casino owner is the blackest one, basically no one can get a single profit from him, this big boss's notoriety is really too far-reaching, this kind of person is exactly the person the Nagano family needs.
Hoshiya Nagano landed on the planet in a plane when a taxi happened to pass by, and they stopped the taxi to go to the casino.
In the car, Izumo Nagano asked the driver, "What are the prices of your food here?" , I'm a little hungry......" "Let me tell you straight, we have something else here that is really too cheap except for gambling money......" "Okay, I'll give you 100,000, you can accompany me for a day ......" "This ......" "Brother, are you too little?" 1,000,000 is okay, right? "Big brother, what a real tyrant!" Nagano Island Feng sighed: "If it weren't for my baby's father having to spend the 10000000000000000000000000......0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 "Don't worry about it, you drive your car......"
The driver dropped them off at the door of a restaurant and the family walked in. The waiter took the menu, and Nagano scolded in surprise: "This is really cheap!" These 100 skewers of barbecue are only 20 yuan! This piece of meat is really big! "Fuck, dinosaur meat sells for 15 yuan and 100 pounds...... "Fuck, this lamb chop can be given for free" "Fuck it" "......Fuck it"
The sound of the family's groaning came and went, and the waiter looked confused: "Guest officer, is our food not done well?" "No, it's too cheap" "Huh? At this time, the king of Hades was in a hurry, stood up and said: "All the guests, we pay today, everyone let go of their stomachs and eat, don't be afraid, we can't afford it, we are here to spend money!" The audience screamed
In the end, the restaurant cost one or two million, because none of the customers drank. The waiter said, "These drinks are more expensive than the dishes...... and Nagano Hoshiya said helplessly, "Wrap all your drinks here for me!" "Little sister, why do you buy so much wine at home?" "I'm also very uncomfortable, my father has to let me spend 100000000 yuan in three days......" "I have never seen such a father...... I'd like to see what I can do...... Oh...... You can buy all the lists of restaurants around you...... No, all the restaurants on this planet...... I can ask our boss to take care of ......" "It's really good, it's really not good, I'm on the way back, I bought all the orders from hotels on other planets......"
The owner of this shop managed to buy all the properties in other restaurants and other places, but the money was not enough...... What can I do? Xingya Nagano called her father: "Dad, the money is not enough, hurry up and transfer another 1000000000000......0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 It's only been five hours! Okay, I'll add two more zeros to you, no, I'll give you a Jiyi! Again, this period of time must be spent! Nagano Izumo couldn't stand it anymore, grabbed the phone and said, "It's time for me to talk about you!" Why does it have to be spent in three days? Are you poor and have only money left? Has your planet lifted the entire planet out of poverty? Are all of you on the planet billionaires? "You listen to me......" "I don't listen to you!" I just want to ask one thing, why do you have to spend so much money on your baby! You're making such a fuss, really, it's disgusting for me to spend money now! "It's not...... It's because our family has too many banknotes, and if we don't spend that much, my family's money will depreciate......" "Even if it is burned, it can be used to generate electricity!" Krypton, don't you know how to save? ”
Nagano Hoshiya's father said helplessly: "At present, only my daughter can do this...... I want her to spend all the extra money within a year...... The money can be spent anywhere......" "So why not deal with it in the periphery? "The surrounding planets are guarding us like thieves......" "Fuck, you're really bad at this family!" directly made my family the first person in the seahorse aphrodisiac country! "I'm begging you, hurry up and spend all this money, even if it's just a gamble, it's no problem, I just want to spend all this money now" "You are so fucking irresponsible! "Don't worry, we all have enough money to continue living, but this money is too much...... If we don't spend it, we're inflationary......"......
It turned out that I was afraid of inflation, so I spent so much money! However, these banknotes are all made of stones, all kinds of stones, some of which cannot be named, and the price is very high anyway. There is no choice but to go to the casino once
"Are you going to go to a casino and gamble? So happy, so happy! The underworld trio jumped for joy: "We're all good at gambling, we can use this opportunity to kill all the damn people in the casino!" "I'm going to use this money to buy chocolates for my husband...... Jade Emperor said, "I'll take some money and go to the Heavenly Palace to scatter coins first......" "Hurry up, hurry up, don't bother me!" "Give me your address, and I'll fly it over!" The bone man said: "I will first take some of the money to build a house for my husband, and then the house in the house should also be repaired, my construction skills are very good, I must build a golden building...... Phew, no, Diamond House! ”
As soon as Izumo Nagano entered the casino, he said to the security guard at the door, "I want to see your boss......" "What are you doing?" Is it borrowing money to gamble? "No, I asked him to win all my money......" "No, big brother," the security guard said in surprise, "You're all right?" People who come to many games are trying to win some money, why do you come here to lose money? Let me tell you, the odds of winning at our casino are very small, but once you make money, the prizes are really huge! Why don't you think about it quickly and go in for a few first? "No!" Nagano Heng said firmly: "We came here to Krypton!" I'm going to ask your boss to get all the money we've brought!" "You're not crazy, are you? Why is your family so strange? At this time, the boss came
"What's the problem with this old guest?" The boss smiled wickedly and said, "Don't old customers go in to gamble?" "You're ......" "Hahaha, I'm the boss here......" "Oh, Mr. Boss, you have to do me a favor today......" "What's the favor?" Go to my office and say"
When everyone arrived at the boss's office, Hades squeezed into Nagano Heng's arms and coquettishly said: "Husband, I must get a large profit, send you a big piece of chocolate, you must get a marriage certificate with me, I write so many love letters to you, it can't be in vain, I am willing to invest in your arms and produce the crystallization of love together...... Let's take a bath together, bathe together......" "Hey, hey, outsiders are still here!" ”
Although this boss is a profiteer, he is also a person, so he has to be like a human being! The boss smiled symbolically and said, "Your family is prosperous, I wish your son and daughter-in-law an early birth of a noble son...... Your love is really too enviable......" Nagano Heng said, "Envy a fart! During this period of time, I brought home, there were six girls in it, four liked me, three love letters, and two hated me, but fortunately, my old sister managed to control the impermanence of black and white ......" "social society...... Alright, let's get down to business! What's the matter? I forgot just now, I don't remember well......"
"I want you to win all my money at all costs!" "Are you crazy?" "I'm not crazy, I'll just throw the words here, I have to win!" "Okay, okay! Uncle please! ”
Nagano Heng wanted to play one hand, the slot machine went down one hand, and all three were different, he jumped up happily: "Lao Tzu's 100 million finally lost!" Then I tried to play a slot machine with 30 monitors, bet 100 million, pulled down the handle, and coins gushed out. He didn't believe it, he couldn't lose so much money? He asked the guy to just put all the casino slot machines together and gamble for money. Pull your hand down, and the slot machine explodes on the spot and gold coins gush out. The Jade Emperor was very happy: "I finally did what I could for my husband......"
The underworld trio is busy: "Come here, your life has expired!" "You're 30 years overdue" "Fuck, you're so fucking social, you're 300,000 years overdue!" "Come with me, I'll invite you to tea" After a while, the entire casino was taken away by them——— all of them were not reported in time. Of course, there were also rebels who directly split Hades in half ———. According to common sense, if it is split in half, the person is already a dead person, but this time it is useless for Hades——— both halves of the body can move, so she will give half of her own to Nagano Heng, and the other half will continue to collect ghosts. There was no one in the casino in an instant. It's really scary to walk around this half of your body in the casino
The lights in the casino are dim, and half of the people walking around the casino are really scary to think about. After they cleaned the casino lobby, they started cleaning the private rooms.
Now let's take a look at the current state of the boss: his face is as pale as a dead man, because this gambler has won too much money, he has gone bankrupt, and he has no money, and all the money is spent. But the money you get is much more than you spent. The Nagano family has squeezed all the riches of this casino planet. The big boss is now teetering on the brink of death. If Nagano wins another game, our boss will be able to ride the crane fairy.
But what really made the boss die was not that Heng Nagano won money again, it was half of Hades who really made him die. Yan Yuemiko ran over and hugged Nagano Heng tightly: "Husband, I finally thought of a great way to be with you while I was working...... I'm here with half of my body, and we're never going to be apart...... Why don't we join forces tonight! "Eh, how did I hear Hades talking?" Nagano Heng was puzzled: "Didn't Hades go to collect ghosts?" "Husband......" "Fuck me!"
Hades's appearance really scared Nagano Heng, the boss stiffened directly, and the temperature of his body plummeted. It's a bit chilly in this place, but it's not so fast that the body temperature drops, right?
"Oh, it's you! I finally found your name in the book of life and death: you're still self-conscious, and you've gone to report to me yourself! I'll remember you one less iron rod! Hades said angrily.
This time, the kryptonite mission is finally completed. Nagano Xingya's father had nothing to say: "It's finally spent, it's finally repaid, it's finally spent, I didn't expect your family to be quite good, my baby is really right with you!" It was really amazing to solve all the financial problems of our family in one day! ”
On this trip to krypton, the Nagano family not only krypton gold, but also krypton. Let many people who should have reported it a long time ago. And they are not willing to reincarnate, so they can only let the Jade Emperor give them a chicken fetus. However, she had a bad relationship with the Jade Emperor, and she didn't know that the Jade Emperor would not allow them to vote for chickens
I originally wanted to krypton gold, but I didn't expect that the more krypton this gold is, the more krypton there is, during this epidemic, the people who sell masks have basically made a fortune, and the Nagano family did not sell masks, and they did not make a fortune in the Aphrodisiac country of Haima, and the wealth they made was much more than that of them selling masks
It is more dangerous to take back so much money. Moreover, the plane drove back, which was even more dangerous——— no airport could stop such a large plane. Even if there is an airport stop, it is also the king of krypton. However, everyone hasn't gone back yet, so there's no need to think about parking the plane
Tonight, the Nagano family went to bed early. Nagano Heng got into the quilt and covered his head and fell asleep, Nagano Hatsuko and Black and White Impermanence played mobile phones together in the quilt——— everyone's game account was full, and they could beat invincible opponents all over the world.
The Jade Emperor and the Bone Man quietly returned to the plane. Neither of them ate, but the hero went to the kitchen to soak a bowl of instant noodles each. Although they wanted to fight, they didn't fight because they were afraid of waking up their husbands in the middle of the night, and their health was not good, and they couldn't produce the crystallization of love in the future.
At this time, Hades quietly got down from his bed and walked through the corridor, but was not discovered by the Jade Emperor and the Bone Man. Nagano Xingya also quietly got out of bed and walked out of another corridor. The two girls who ate instant noodles felt that something bad was going to happen, and after eating instant noodles quickly, they pulled one by one and crawled in the direction where Hades and Nagano Hoshiya were going
As soon as Heng Nagano turned over, he felt something next to him. He just wanted to kick this thing away, but he didn't expect this thing to hug him instead: "Husband, it's only the two of us together tonight" Yan Yuemiko said. "You let me go, you don't sleep at night, what the are you doing here? Get the hell out of here! "No, people just want to sleep with you......"
Immediately afterwards, Nagano Heng felt that something else had entered the quilt, and then the whole quilt was in a mess. I only heard the girl chattering and arguing: "Okay, you Yan Yuemeizi actually dare to sleep with my husband on a quilt ...... big night" "You are bold enough to dare to rob me of a husband's ......" "If you have a kind of staggered time, come over......" "I don't want to stagger the time with you, I'm willing to ...... next to my husband for 24 hours" "Can you get out of here?" Nagano Heng said angrily: "In the middle of the night, you still don't let people sleep?" ”
Then the girls started the coquettish mode: "Husband (〃ノωノ) is other fixed points to disturb you, don't let you sleep, I came here to let you sleep peacefully......" "This Hades is uneasy and kind, he wants to take you to the underworld, I will take you to heaven to sleep......" "I will take you to the house made of gold, go to sleep ......" "I want to crystallize with you and determine my status ......" "I will eat seahorse ...... with you" "What do you want?" Nagano Heng said angrily: "In this place where there is no village in front of you, you can get me a seahorse!" Give you a minute to get out of my bed! "No, I'm going to be with you, and I'm going to roll the calves, and that's the other guys...... I want to be with my husband for the rest of my life......" Then the Jade Emperor kicked Hades out of bed
Nagano Heng felt very uncomfortable, and went to the kitchen to carry five boxes of spirits: "Since you guys are like this, then let's get drunk again today!" Let's drink together, don't leave this room if you can't finish drinking......" "Come on, who's afraid of whom?" "It's my honor to be able to drink with my husband......" "Come and drink together, I have to kill you today!" "Come on! Cheers! "Cheers! Cheers! "For the sake of my husband, I gave up!"
After Nagano Heng drank the spirits, his brain was not good, and he could do anything: "Come here are 100 boxes of cigarettes, come and smoke together, we must smoke all these 100 cigarettes today!" "Come, who's afraid of whom? Isn't it just a big thing like smoking? "Come on, I'm going to kill you, Hades, today!" "I, King Yan, am a person from the underworld, I have to draw all the aliens from you, the Jade Emperor, to me today, so that I can pursue my dear husband with peace of mind!" "Let's smoke and drink at the same time, we don't want peanuts, and we don't want snacks...... Today, let's use this cigarette to drink, and when the wine and food are called drinking and drinking, we will rest when we get drunk! "I'm going to have to drink you down here today!" "I'm going to scare you directly to the underworld, you just go back to the ...... place" "I have to scare you to the underworld today" "I'm made of bones, you big people drink hard, anyway, I can't drink to death, even if I smoke too much, I spray a little perfume, then it's a bigger thing, I have to drink you to death here today......" "I can't finish drinking, let's not leave this room today!" ”
Shimafeng Yuli said: "Come and let's play together!" One crab, eight claws......" "Who the is afraid of whom?" "Come and smoke and drink, and make a fist!" Baigu Yinzi said: "There is a pair of mahjong in this room, let's play mahjong!" "Who's afraid of whom?" I play mahjong at the best! ""Dongfeng Dark Bar", "Three Barrels", "Touch", "One", "Can't Afford It", "Right Two", "Over", "Thirty Thousand", "Three Two", "Three Cups, Three Cups, Fines and Three Glasses of Wine! I have to watch you, you drink it all to everyone! "General": "Move and send you a shuttle of bullets!" "Oh, Lord Yama is running so fast, I'll shoot you a shot!" "Thirty thousand", "over", "right k", "right two! "Three cakes" "I'm here to shoot you, you've lost" "Come here and have a box of cigarettes, smoke!" ”……
Nagano Heng and the sisters drank this meal until daytime, and his father and mother went to call him, and when he pushed the door to see, he was startled——— the girls, all of them were here, staggering. It's a really dirty mess on the ground: is there a extinguished cigarette butt, a wine bottle that was thrown away after drinking half a bottle, a cigarette is burning, and the girls are talking in their mouths: "Three tubes", "Right K", "Can't afford it", "Enlarge the move", "I love my husband", "Touch", "My husband, no one can rob it", "Hu! ”
Going back to the scene, smartphones are thrown everywhere, some are teetering on the brink of death, and all the phones are playing the game. At this time, the girls were in a state of half-drunkenness: Nagano Xingya, pulling Hades' little paws and paws, called her husband. The Jade Emperor kissed the ribs of Hyakgu Otoko...... In short, there is no such thing as him Nagano Heng.
This trick is really ruthless enough: with his usual hard daily life, he drunk all the girls. Playing mahjong, playing poker, and smoking are really just right. Special chic, race over the gods. They are all big brothers, they are all talents, and they are all very social