Daily nitro New Year's New Weather
This year is the 30th day of the year, the last day of the year. Before the Spring Festival Gala, there was a period of news broadcasting. The country's response to the epidemic was very timely, and the big guys were quarantined for more than two weeks, and finally a group of people were brought under control, and the whole country became a low-risk area. In this place, only one is dominant, and there is no foreign import.
On the twenty-third day of the lunar month, the State Department decided: to change the name of the country——— Seahorse Aphrodisiac sounds too cheesy, and he is the only one here, and this name is not worthy of his status. Therefore, after the decision of the national representatives: from now on, the name of the seahorse aphrodisiac will be abolished, and it will be changed to pentanitrotoluene country, which will expand instantly——— no one knows who came up with this pentanitrotoluene, anyway, the expansion is full, as a national of the pentanitrotoluene country, it is really proud to change from the seahorse aphrodisiac to pentanitrotoluene! Arrogance is worth five stars! Because I have five nitro groups with this toluene
This year must be bigger, the whole pentanitrotoluene country must be bigger——— one is to defeat the epidemic, and the other is to change the name of the country——— I am arrogant, too arrogant! Because I'm inflated enough, I have to have a big New Year
The Nagano family bought a lot of real estate in aliens, so the income was great, and the land of pentanitrotoluene rose in an instant. But they think that it is really not good to bring so much money, two days ago Krypton went and bought a lot of real estate in aliens, and now the money is not spent. So, they bought a piece of land in the north of the city in the red deer district, this piece of land is very large, and the plane picked up by Xingya Nagano can be parked there, and the family can finally move from the west of the city in the red deer district to the north of the city, and the house can finally be much more spacious, but the relevant construction team will still need some time. Time can be pushed to the end of the year, since you are so rich, you must swell——— Lao Tzu built his own house, and built all the diamonds in the way of my world!
Just do it! Momoku Otoko, Nagano Hoshiya, Nagano Hatsumitsu, Nagano Tsune, Nagano Izumo, Nagano Shima Kaze, Nagano Hine, Nagano Hiyue, Shimakaze Tamari, Yan Yue Miko, ten people decided to do it themselves.
Since they can build a house by themselves, the girls must conceive ghosts——— black and white impermanence want to draw a life talisman in Nagano Heng's room, Hades, the Jade Emperor, and the bone man want to engrave love letters in Nagano Heng's room, so that my dear husband knows that I love him all the time. Of course, from a scientific point of view, they can be one person and one wall. But everyone wants to engrave all six faces, and if they want to harm him, all six faces are curses. I like his six facets, all of which are love letters. But there is one thing that the girls don't think: what is engraved, it is fixed.
Since it is going to swell, it is necessary to swell to the end——— I have grown up to build a house without steel and concrete, and learn my world. So, they drove the battleship to the white dwarf to dig for diamonds, and the specifications were all uniform, one cubic meter at a time. Right! My Nagano family, that's how inflated!
A large part of the white dwarf was mined, and since it was mined at the same point, the white dwarf quickly disintegrated, and diamonds of all sizes flew in all directions. Fortunately, Nagano Xingya opened the protective shield on the plane.
However, if you want to expand, your own food, clothing, shelter and transportation must also expand——— so this battleship is covered with diamonds. Then all sorts of diamond furniture are ready. This diamond is very pure, we don't want to shoot eight arrows, as long as it's a head, big enough. As a result, everyone quickly developed peripheral products——— and even the trees in the house were diamonds. Yes, you heard it right! How bold a man is, how prolific a diamond is! This leaf carving is really good, lifelike.
However, after digging so many diamonds, a new problem arose——— the purity of the diamond was too high, and it was as transparent as glass. It's so easy to do! I'll just paint the outside! Yes, you have to swell when you get home!
Now that the work is over, my dear husband, you must hug and kiss me! Then the girls squeezed over.
When everyone arrived at their new homestead, Hoshiya Nagano parked the plane on a wasteland. The first step is to level the ground, and the big diamonds are dug and put in. People passing by were stunned: after changing the name of the country, this brother swelled! The society is really full of talents!
Although it's the New Year, Nagano House will still be hacked on the Internet, and the keyboard is full of key volunteers! Such a good spit point, how can you not complain? When the keyboard warrior complained, the Changyu family was busy building a house and did not pay attention to the news on the Internet
Of course, when imitating my world, it is also full of situations: the living environment of Baigu Otoko has always been imitated, but it has never been surpassed, and when Yan Yuemiko was capping the first floor of the house, the front foot was just sealed, and the back foot fell off. When Nagano Heng was setting up the furniture, he was smashed into a pulp of meat for no reason. "My husband ......" the girls cried a lot
It seems that the route of learning minecraft is completely wrong, in the real world, we can't swell to the point where we don't use reinforced concrete, but Hoshiya Nagano directly thought of an all-in-one method——— directly welding a ceiling with a welding gun. It's a bold idea, it's really inflated! "Whew———" Tsuneko Nagano smashed her hard with a pentanitrotoluene model: "You take a closer look!" That's 100 diamonds, no problem, right? "No problem!" "So come and see, you're welding diamonds, what are you welding?" "Surely you don't have to ask, it must have been welded into a diamond......" "Take a closer look!" "Holy shit, how did the diamonds evaporate?" "What was your chemistry rank in your class? No, at your school! Phew, in your grade! "What is chemistry?" My dear husband...... "Ah, social society! ”
Everyone built the house amid a chatter. Next is the painting session, where everyone has their own opinions on the painting of each house, but choosing your own room first is the first thing.
Hades didn't care so much, she drew a big love letter directly upstairs, on the roof, ———I, Yan Yue Miko, must grow old with my dear husband ——— Nagano Heng and have a lovely baby......
"No, this is absolutely not possible, I deny my sister's proposal!" Xiao Hei and Xiao Bai said. Xiao Hei and Xiao Bai climbed directly upstairs, pasted Hades' love letter with white paint, and then painted new things——— talismans——— anyone who wanted to fight this house died!
"Are you two tired of being alive?" Yan Yue Meizi scolded, picked up two bricks from the ground, and smashed them at Xiao Hei and Xiao Bai. "Mi ———" "Change it back to me right away!" Yan Yue Miko said angrily
It's getting dark, everyone hastily moved some soft furniture into the house, and went to bed quickly, as for the amulet on the roof of the house, who cares?
Keyboard warriors aren't just key-loving, online. And dare to punish local tyrants in real life! They are proud to be able to be a good keyboard warrior, and in the country of pentanitrotoluene, there is only what you can't think of, and there is nothing that he doesn't have.
No, tonight, the twenty-third day of the lunar month. The owner of the Red Deer District of the Keyboard Warriors Association brought a large group of younger brothers over and planned to demolish this diamond house. Not only do they want revenge, but they also want to win the Otersdam Award. It doesn't matter if this award is glorious or not, as long as you win the award anyway
Baigu Yinzi took a lot of sea crystal lamps from the house, so this house is particularly obvious in the entire northern suburbs. Although the keyboard warriors want to destroy everything on this plot, they can't destroy the huge space battleship on their own. Even if you want to win this award, you still have to go through formal means: you have to declare, how do you want to get the ATS DAND Award? At that time, the hall master of the Red Deer Hall did not expect that there was a huge space battleship parked behind this house, so he just declared the demolition of the house, the demolition of the diamond house, in one night.
This house is too obvious, there is magma in this circle, and the density is very large, and the whole place is like daylight. It's hard to get started from all sides of this house and under it, it's really too troublesome. A younger brother measured the temperature of the surrounding ground with a thermometer, and the younger brother estimated that the entire basement was also filled with magma. So everyone can only choose to attack from heaven.
Of course, if you attack from the sky, you don't think you can come down. Because of Xiaobai's amulet, a big amulet. As long as you touch the ground with your feet, you will be frozen. But they didn't know that it was a talisman, a big talisman. Therefore, those who did not hesitate to go up, as the great nationals of the pentanitrotoluene country, we did not hesitate to go up the knife mountain and the sea of fire, and we were very inflated.
This group of keyboard warriors touched the ground with their feet, and they were all fixed on the roof, of course, the house leak happened to rain overnight. It rained heavily that night, and in the middle of the night, it turned into sleet, and the dozens of big babies froze on the roof all night. The Nagano family, that's a good place to sleep. I didn't know that my home was robbed——— the sound insulation effect and shading effect were very good.
The next day, when it was time to buy New Year's goods, the Nagano couple went to the market to buy goods, leaving the children at home to continue decorating the house.
In order to let Nagano Heng remember her love every day, Hades specially ordered a pillow from the Internet, a pillow equal to himself, and put it under Nagano Heng's bed. The other girls are full of love letter wallpapers around the perimeter.,As for the girls' respective rooms,It's really awesome! The girls' rooms were all dead, and the opponents were plastered with all kinds of curses, all kinds of cursed notes...... As for Nagano Seiya, although she is not good at words, she is really too hardcore: her room in Nagano Heng is filled with all kinds of guns, and all the corner bricks are replaced with bullets. These bullets have a large caliber, ten millimeters. In order to show his love for Nagano more clearly, he painted an anti-aircraft gun pink with the words I love you, and placed it on the large balcony of Nagano Heng's room. As for her rivals, she also needs to be hardcore, to show her enemies her strong strength, so that they can retreat: she filled the rooms of her rivals with mortars, hollowed out diamonds, and put all the mortar shells under the girls' beds, I don't care if you are a fairy or not, as long as you dare to touch my husband, I will send you to the west and send you to the underworld to report.
Of course, such an expensive house can't fight in the house. Girls, make an appointment to go to the back mountain to fight. The four girls fought in the dark, and in the last one they were more aggrieved than the other, and they asked Nagano Heng to hug. "Husband, I want to hug" "Husband, I want to kiss" "Husband ......" ......
Today is the twenty-fifth day of the lunar month, and the girls are carefully preparing the last love letter (this year). The girls didn't go to Nagano Heng to kiss and hug. Heng Nagano was finally able to make an appointment with his buddy Higashino Yuyuan to have a play
Higashino asked, "Brother, how many of you have?" What's it called? To the wife! No, the concubines of your harem...... Phew, it's better to call your wife...... No, it's best to call the girls...... You fail with you, how do you feel about the six to the six girls? Nagano Heng said helplessly: "All of them are talents, all of them are immortals, as an ordinary person, I really can't be blessed with such excellent resources!" Although we say that we have seahorses...... No, pentanitrotoluene, although you can get married at any time, but I haven't been admitted to college yet, the level of literature in my family is relatively high, I can't pull our family back......" Higashino Zhiyuan didn't say anything, at this time the elder brother of the class came.
The elder brother of the squad said this: "Brother will tell you from the perspective of a person who has come over! I was married, and I remember that I got married when I was two years old......" The two hurriedly saluted the class leader: "Big brother, really my eldest brother!" I didn't see it, the eldest brother has always been at the top of the class, and he is actually a married person...... Brother, this is a big start for our brothers! Good head big big big good! ”
Finally got rid of the girls, this guy has to go to the restaurant for a drink.
Higashino Zhiyuan and the squad leader were very surprised: "Brother, since you were with those girls, you haven't drunk alcohol again, why is your alcohol so big now?" Bigger than the original? "I remember when I was in quarantine, I wasn't in Pentanitrotoluene, I went to outer space, and when I came back, the girls wanted to sleep with me...... Let's just sleep together, I don't want to ......" "Your family has a good relationship, is it just a matter of a family covering a bed with a quilt?" "I'm an ordinary person, they're all immortals, they can learn to stay the same, and if I don't advance, I ...... retreat" "I remembered, right...... Yan Yue Meizi She is an immortal, I don't know what skills Daofeng Yuli has? I think she is an ordinary person who goes to the gods to take revenge, it is really a mantis arm as a car, and the worm hatches and shakes the tree...... "I'll have a showdown with you, except for my sister in my family, all the other sisters of the same generation are immortals...... The trio of the Netherworld, the Jade Emperor and the Jade Emperor, you heard it right! And then there's a girl, she's from the game, and you heard it right! The last girl ——— Nagano Xingya, she fell directly from the sky...... "Uh......" "Two days ago, we moved from the west of the city to the north of the city, and you two brothers came to my house to sit and ...... when you are free" "When did your family move to the north of the city?" I remember that at that time, the Internet had been spraying a family, and that family's surname was Nagano...... It is rumored that the family has made a windfall, and I heard that it is black income...... In short, many people can't get used to ...... "fart black income!" Two days ago, our family was in the universe with kryptonite, and we have never spent 100 million a day...... It's all thanks to Nagano Hoshiya and her father...... I wanted to put all this money in the casino and lose it...... However, there is more money to be made...... If you make more money, you must inflate it a little...... Forget it, let's not say anything, drink and drink......"
This brother just ordered a plate of peanuts, drank 500 bottles of wine, and drank from noon to midnight. Their consumption was very high, which surprised the boss, so he decided to give each of the three people a case of foreign wine——— all of which were extraterrestrial high-end goods. The boss also gave their brothers a chance to get a free order, and there was also a private room coupon, one for each person. Of course, this kind of award has to be judged by them! The boss immediately applied for the Ottersdend Award——— eating the least and drinking the most. This year, the mask business of the Ottersdam Foundation is doing well, and the bonus is very large, and it is estimated that one person can get 100,000 yuan......
26,27,There is nothing to do in the past two days, one is that the family is in my world. Everyone's connection is super flat, and this is a great opportunity to write a love letter! Of course, it's also a great opportunity to get revenge!
Xiao Hei and Xiao Bai came to Nagano's house, and after so long, they still hate Nagano Heng, so in this game interface, they must hack him.
Just do it, the construction level of the two is really good, the statues built are lifelike, this talisman and this iron hook are really expressive. Nagano Hatsuko didn't have some more thunderous inspiration, and it was considered a normal play, that is, he made a New Year's knot, and then put on a blessing word. Baigu Yinzi, Shima Feng Yuli, Yan Yue Meizi, and Nagano Xingya, these four girls, but they don't speculate for more than half a sentence. Their behavior is really the same as playing basketball: the main goal of the basketball team is to hit the ball into the basket of other people's teams, and also to prevent others from hitting the ball into their own basket, and they are now trying to achieve their own goals and prevent others from accomplishing the same goals. Therefore, God is in the world by His ability
Yan Yue Miko really admires the explosion mode of the island wind and Yuli! In order to prevent Shimakaze Yuli from blowing up her love letter, she directly made a love letter out of obsidian. Island Wind Yuli is worthy of being a good hand at explosives——— the ground is full of launchers, filled with explosives, as soon as the launcher is ignited, a love letter is blown up on the map, this love letter is very large, because it is made of explosives, so this love letter is relatively ugly. However, this also just reflects the Jade Emperor's deep love for her husband and her fiery love. I am so happy to have written this love letter to my husband today. The Jade Emperor actually forgot to avenge the king of Hades.
Hyako Otoko is an old native of the game world, and she is very tired of Hades writing love letters to her beloved in her own land. She was very patient and knocked out the love letter little by little with a hammer.
Hades got angry, and hollowed out the space under the bones man's feet with lightning speed, and built a canopy on top of her head, this roof and this pit are infinitely large, we don't know what method Hades used, whether it was to command the block or knock it down little by little, we don't know, but, in this game, the bone man is a dead person.
Of course, everyone knows about the rest of the matter, Yan Yue Miko, Shima Feng Yuli Nagano Xingya, and Hyakku Otoko went to the back of the mountain to fight again, but this time it was different——— everyone's bodies were full of arrows, and some of the arrows were still on fire. Since there is still Mars on the arrow, it must be the contribution of the Jade Emperor!
In the end, everyone was hospitalized together and stayed until the morning of the 30th of the new year. Everyone was seriously injured, Xiao Hei and Xiao Bai came over to sing the Internet celebrity song of the underworld to their sister ——— crying seven levels. These two sang too emotionally: "Crying, crying seven passes......" and "Mi ———" turned out to be the attending doctor, and they inserted two needles from behind: "As a family member of the patient, you two really have a brain problem!" This patient hasn't died yet, you really sent the patient away by singing this song, and you sent the whole hospital away! Another doctor said, "Your family probably doesn't run a funeral home, right?" "One more word!" Xiao Hei said unhappily, Xiao Bai directly pasted a life-urging charm on the face of the attending doctor. "The old lady is from the underworld...... Speaking of sending people away, right! Nationwide rollout of the New Student Admissions Guide to see who's there, but it wasn't reported when it was time to report this year...... Good! Sister, today is the 30th day of the New Year, why don't we go here and collect some ghosts! "Great idea! Some of you should have reported it a long time ago! Hades said.
"Count me in!" The Jade Emperor said, "Some people should have been reincarnated a long time ago, but he didn't...... Today I have to reincarnate him on the last day of the year, and I have to settle the things of the year, the year! "It's really not good, I'll solve it with a bow and arrow!" "Count me in, my gun is better than a bow and arrow!" Hoshiya Nagano said
I didn't expect everyone to hit it off, so it was set, the New Year was 30, and the ghosts were collected on the street!
Black and white impermanence took a suona and cried seven levels with a special sound, "Are these girls crazy?" The passer-by thought.
The job of collecting ghosts can't be completed by these girls alone. Yan Yuemiko went to the Netherworld to call tens of thousands of imps, and these imps are particularly efficient: in teams of two, all kinds of netherworld Internet celebrity divine comedies are all over again (almost one song per group). Hades took out the radar, dedicated to collecting ghosts, and customized it in the underworld. They took the radar and walked around their house and noticed that there were a few ghosts to collect. But where are these ghosts?
"I have to take these ghosts!" Daofeng Yuli said, "You Hades said, directly pour Meng Po soup on them, they can't be reincarnated, I will directly let them reincarnate ......" "They have memories of their previous lives, in case they come over and take revenge on us...... I don't think they're good birds! "Black and white impermanence said
"It's so easy!" Daofeng Yuli said, "I have a stick, first destroy their brains, and then let them reincarnate, just a pig......" "No, resolutely no!" Yan Yue Miko said, "I am the king of Hades, and I must take care of it with all my powers!" "No, I also have a job of collecting ghosts in the Heavenly Court!" "The customers above are mine, don't grab any of you!" "I have to grab it today!" When they were arguing over who could take these ghosts, the big babies went directly to the crane fairy (it rained a few days ago, and they were frozen out of pneumonia, and the girls were busy fighting these days, and they didn't care about the big babies on the roof, so they automatically went to report)
The girls thought about it, it's already 30 years old, and the New Year is about to pass, so I want to prepare a better New Year's gift for my dear husband...... However, before preparing the new New Year's goods, you must prepare a big gift for your enemies
Nagano Xingya lit the fuse leading to Hades and the Jade Emperor and the Bone Man in her room, which caused an explosion in their room, but it was empty: Hades went to the Netherworld to hand out the reward, and the Jade Emperor went to the Immortal Pavilion to open the Peach Society, as for the Bone Man, she was not in her room, but went to go with Nagano Heng in the middle of the night. The door didn't enter, and I slept in the hallway outside
Early in the morning on the first day of the Lunar New Year, the Nagano family planned to go to the back mountain to play, Nagano Hatsumitsu walked through Hades' room, suddenly broke his leg——— it turned out that there was a mortar shell that was dumb, and it exploded the next morning, so the shell, the door of Hades' room was broken, and the diamond fragments that flew out just smashed into Nagano Hatsumitsu's legs——— it was really a good start! "Whoa———" It turned out that Nagano Seiya's arm was broken, and when he walked to the door of the Jade Emperor's room, a dud exploded, which also shattered the diamond door and lifted a stone to hit himself in the foot. Before I went out, I was already registered in the hospital (my leg was broken, and I had to go to the hospital for treatment) Hades and the Jade Emperor came back, and they looked at Nagano Xingya, they really wanted to laugh, but they didn't dare to laugh. (Why do you want to laugh, it's because she also has today, she doesn't dare to laugh, it's because her father and mother are here, if she shows a gloating appearance, she may not be able to catch up with her dear husband) The two of them walked towards Nagano Heng with a calm expression, and glanced at Nagano Hoshiya from time to time. When they reached the door to the bone man's room, the door shattered, and a diamond shard cut their backs. In an instant, blood gushed out of Baigu Yinzi, and as soon as she walked to the door, a bedside table flew down from the upper floor, directly killing her. Smashed.
It was really a particularly serious accident, and if it was in a small house, no one would have paid attention. However, everyone lives in the largest diamond house in the north of the city, and they are god-like local tyrants, and there are so many people in the family who have been injured, and many people must be concerned——— because the pentanitrotoluene country is a country that likes to hunt for curiosities. Soon the reporter came, and the main entrance of the house was surrounded by many TV stations, but there were no interviews with the parents. There are so many people, and three people can't carry it. So they dialed 250 and called an ambulance.
The attending doctor still didn't change, and the doctor said angrily, "Why do you come every day?" Why don't you just live here for the rest of your life? How much hatred do you have? In the end, it's all stealing chickens and rice! You sisters are really not worrying, and you have hurt your little sisters......"
Of course, there is no one who thinks that he is not the best. We're all talented people who can write science fiction, we're all talented, and there must be a lot of reasons. In all conscience! They said in unison: "For my love, they are all stumbling blocks on my love road, and today's problems are different!" It was a shell in his room that blew up...... I'm puzzled! Which definite integral put the cannonball in my room? ”
At this time, black and white impermanence came to visit, and directly came an Internet celebrity song. Of course, this Internet celebrity song is not sung for Hades, but for Hatsumitsu Nagano——— because there are no sisters playing games with the two of them. Of course, the girls are very picky when they drink medicine——— they have to ask my dear husband to come and feed me. Of course, even if you are injured, you don't forget to write love letters: girls are writing love letters on New Year's greeting cards, although the process of writing is very painful, but they can pursue their husband's heart, and they do not hesitate.
The attending physician felt that a master should be brought over, so he called a nurse to bring in the attending psychiatric doctor. The psychiatric attending physician checked the girls' mental ——— and there was really nothing wrong with it, but why did everyone feel that the girls were very abnormal?
So after the discussion of the doctors' meeting of the Dinosaur Hospital, it was decided to open an exclusive room for this family, as long as it is this family, anyone who comes for treatment, no matter what disease he comes from, will all be carried out in this room, and the psychiatrist must be present throughout the whole process.
There is nothing new in the New Year, the pattern of love letters has changed, and the service enjoyed in the hospital has also changed. I was hospitalized twice during the Chinese New Year, and of course, they were even more inflated when they were hospitalized——— we were hospitalized for our dear husband, I am very proud, I am very proud!