"How dare you tell me again!"

"Huh? What did I say? Removing the spell that blurred his face, Fa Yanbo tilted his head and smiled at the aunt, "Forgot yes? Do you want to remind me? I said what's wrong with you? ”

"I... I... Forty is like a wolf sitting on the ground and sucking the soil... No man is hard and wants to support you. The aunt looked at the beautiful and bright face in front of her, and was hooked with all her heart. She was loud, so everyone heard her say that she was like a wolf.

"Poof...," the crowd chuckled.

"Alas, but I don't want to give you a pinch..."The long fingers crossed his red lips, his inky eyes were full of seduction, and Fa Yanbo deliberately chuckled at a man who clenched his fists, "I'm sorry oh big trial, my price is very high,"

One sentence exploded the man's anger, and the middle-aged uncle rushed out of the crowd, dragging the aunt's hair and slapping him with a fist.

"O stinky woman! You dare to be a turtle for the north! I also want to take care of the little white face! ”

The aunt was woken up by a slap, and then the fist fell like raindrops, and the aunt, who was used to being arrogant, wheeled up the kitchen knife and staged a full martial arts show with the man in the vegetable market, and the neighbors stepped forward to stop it, and the scene became a mess. By the time the humans came to their senses, the flamboyant man and his partner who had caused their fight were long gone.

If it weren't for Zong San's persuasion on the side, he wouldn't have quarreled with the neighbors as soon as he came, he would have wanted to make the scene more fun. He was originally a little man, bluffing and seducting people is his ability, it is easy to deceive an aunt with an empty head, even if he doesn't do it a few years after his death, but the charm and ability are still there, he can't shoot at human beings, it's true, it doesn't mean that he can't make a mouth or face, he deserves to be confused by him, Fa Yanbo didn't take this episode to heart at all. He played a few times a few times, and he must not be the one who was beaten in the end anyway.

Zong San is not as optimistic as him, after all, they still have to live here for a while, and they have conflicts with their neighbors on the first day, how will they stay after that...

After breakfast, Fa Yan was lazy and lazy on the sofa to read the information, Zong San was washing dishes and preparing lunch dishes in the kitchen, his balcony window suddenly knocked twice, in view of the two little children who would climb over the wall last night, he installed opaque curtains and locked the floor-to-ceiling windows in the morning.

As soon as the window opened, a certain Western angel floated on the balcony of his house.

"Something?"

"Oh... It turned out to be Fa Daren. The blonde angel smiled at him, "This morning the believers came to report that there was a monster next door to his house, and prayed for the Heavenly Father to send down the punishment, and I just came to see it." ”

"You can reply to her, I'm not a monster, I'm a ghost, and if you twitter crookedly, Uncle Ben will hook her soul tonight."

"It is a crime to seduce people's souls for no reason." The angel smiled helplessly, "Please also ask the Fa Master not to worry about personal classes." I will return to my Heavenly Father, and... You might want to clean it up..."

When the angel had finished speaking, his wings flew and he ran away. Just kidding, he is not as good as Fa Yan Bo, and the other party is a general under the throne of Dongfang Mingjun, I heard that Fa Yan Bo has always hated Western religions, so he is not so ignorant of looking at his face and still stays there and waits for slaughter.

Looking along the place pointed by the angel, Fa Yanbo saw a few coffee-colored strips on his balcony, how did the shape look like dog shit, no wonder... No wonder the angel was floating in mid-air.

"Bastard!" Fa Yan's face darkened, except for the two dead imps who did this last night, and their families didn't think twice.

Flushing his balcony with water, he thought about throwing the shit downstairs. Jumping on the balcony, Fa Yanbo stared at the two Chihuahuas raised by the neighbor next door. The Chihuahuas were startled by him and began to bark at the stranger. The inky eyes slowly exuded magical power, and under the strong coercion, the Chihuahua's original whining sound gradually turned into a whining and whining sound, and the two puppies shrank in the corner and shivered. Animals are far more inspired than humans, they are very sensitive to danger, and therefore they are terrified of the person in front of them.

"If you dare to come to my house to go to the toilet again, you will be boiled in stew!" Fa Yanbo flipped out his sharp teeth, and the two Chihuahuas began to incontinent and diarrhea while shaking, and the dog urine mixed with loose stool dripped from the railing to the clothes on the balcony downstairs.

That night, they heard the sound of the dog being beaten by the neighbor. It seems that the downstairs neighbor found the dog poop and dog urine on the clothes, and found the management committee to quarrel next door, and concave the next door 5,000 yuan as compensation for clothing damage, and the gentleman next door beat the dog in anger.

"Actually... It should be those two children who came with the dog..."Zong San was a little reluctant.

"I'll take care of him." Fa Yanbo drank a taste of the soup, then thought about it and went to the balcony to record the video, and sent the video to the animal group.

Soon after, the animal protection group went to the door next door to knock on the door, because the video was recorded very clearly, so they were fined more than 2,000 yuan for dog abuse, and sprayed 7,000 yuan in one night, which is a very big expense for a Taipei family, especially next door is not a high-paid person, Mr. The company is a grassroots clerk, and his wife is just a house sales business lady, and the combined salary of the two is less than 60,000 yuan. Now that the general environment and prosperity are not good, it is really hurtful to raise two children and pay the mortgage and car loan, and it is really hurtful to spray off 7,000 yuan at a time.

That day, the husband and wife next door quarreled until Li Chen, and at six o'clock the next morning, they were still woken up by the church bells.

"I... Want... Move... Home..."Fa Yan shrunk in the quilt and was in great pain.

Forget about the poor sound insulation, there is a neurotic next door, and he can't stand it anymore!

Zong San patted his master on the back, "Finish the task early, let's go back early." ”

"Hmm..." he pestered Zong San for a few good morning kisses, and then hugged him and fell asleep again.

But within ten minutes of sleep, the electric bell rang wildly. The other party was ringing the electric bell like crazy, and he couldn't even ignore it, so he had to get up and open the door.

According to common sense, that group of non-people don't like to walk through the door, even if they come to his house, they will probably only knock politely a few times, and then enter directly through the door, or jump on the balcony, anyway, for them balcony = back door, they can never tell the difference between the balcony and the door. Therefore, the only people who will come to ring the doorbell and ring it in this neurotic way are humans.

"Come out! Get out of here! A woman's noise came from the door, and Fa Yanbo opened the door in displeasure.

A few middle-aged women crowded at the door, and the women wore masks and held signs such as God will punish homosexuality, homosexuality is dirty, homosexuality destroys family ethics, homosexuality persecuts children, and homosexuality get out of the community building. Fa Yanbo flipped through his watch, at 7:20 in the morning, her husband went to work and the children went to school, and this group of aunts began to want to die when they were idle, right?