Chapter 317 is hairy
"Heh..."The ghost's low laughter came into the ears of every aunt, and the aunts began to be confused as they looked at the man leaning against the door and smiling lightly.
"Is there something wrong? Well? The deliberately provocative tone, the strong arm muscles and abdominal muscles, the man seemed to be smiling but not smiling, and he was fascinated.
Seducing people's hearts is originally the best means of demons and fox demons.
"It's very early, big sisters, get up so early? It's easy for the husband and children to go out, and the eldest sister won't go back to sleep and take care of her appearance? Mo smiled. Who, who is your sister! The one who took the lead was really the mother next door, and the mother was also confused by Fa Yanbo, but she still held up the sign in her hand, "You get out!" Get out of our community! Gays are not welcome in our community! Filthy! Obscene! Men hug men, you are not disgusting! ”
"Why did this eldest sister say that..."Fa Yanbo deliberately changed his sad face, looking at the eldest aunt with a sobbing face, "So... People are very sad... Here we are... Didn't bother anyone..."
A few aunts in the back put down the slogan, and some people even came forward to persuade them. Fa Yanbo looked at the aunt next door who still wanted to say something, his long eyelashes blinked that the tears in the corners of his eyes couldn't fall, and he looked aggrieved.
"Oh no! It's okay, we're just... It's just..."The aunts squeezed the mother next door and smiled at him with a flattering face, "It's just to eat and exercise." ”
"Yes, yes! It's the one who came out to exercise. The aunt next to her agreed, and then all the aunts nodded, and even the mother next door herself was a little confused.
"That's... Guys done exercising? Do you want to go back to rest? The red lips hooked again, and the aunts looked at him obsessively.
"Yes, yes... We... I'm going back..."
Sending away the group of dizzy aunts, Fa Yanbo rolled his eyes. Today is by his charm to get over, but after a few days of waking up, eighty percent will come back to make trouble, it's annoying to think about it, his body is dead under religious fanaticism, and he is particularly impatient with this kind of irrational religious fanatics, if they come to make trouble again, he doesn't guarantee that he can still hold back and not clean up like this time.
Who set up a base in such a hellish place? Fa Yanbo sighed, he went back and definitely beat that person!
After that, they all relied on penetrating the wall to be invisible, and successfully avoided the group of aunts who were too idle to work, although Fa Yanbo didn't like to hide his head and tail like this, but he could only endure it for the sake of the smooth task.
A few days later, Fa Yanbo went to the nearby Lao Dagong Temple alone to investigate, and the Lao Dagong Temple was full of vulgar ghosts, so he asked Zong San to buy materials under the pretext that he wanted to drink soup, and he went to the temple by himself. The temple here is not familiar with him, and of course he has not heard of his prestige, so some ghosts can't help but be angry with him, and after knocking down a few people, the one with the highest rank in the temple is willing to come forward to tell him something, relying on his own little incense and wanting him to warm the bed in exchange for more information.
He can't do anything about that group of Obasang with a human body, and he can't do anything about this group of spirit world hooligans? There's no way he's a royal guard! Want to find Mingjun to complain about him? Welcome, remember to go again if you don't have a debt of human life, so as to save yourself from being detained by Mingjun if you can't complain.
After beating people, he went home for dinner with a refreshing mood.
When he got home, Zong San had already finished shopping for groceries and was taking a bath in the bathroom. Thinking that they hadn't taken a mandarin duck bath for a long time, Fa Yanbo took off his clothes and sneaked into the bathroom. In the bathroom, Zong San was washing his hair, and he was about to go up and attack his wife, but he heard Zong San grabbing a comb and muttering to himself.
"Why are eggs so hard to wash..."
Zong San's head was full of egg liquid, and when the hot water was flushed, it all turned into egg drop soup that could not be brushed off on his hair. He had never been in the habit of using egg whites to maintain his hair, and he didn't know that eggs should be washed in cold water, and now that it was a cold snap in winter, it would be bad to use hot water to flush it.
If he usually held his stomach and teased, the pink kelp egg drop soup! But Fa Yanbo can't laugh now, and he is so distressed that he can't do it, he understands that Zong San must have gone out and been smashed by someone, and he doesn't think about doing this kind of ghost thing, he is definitely that group of religious fanatical aunts, and if he can't block him, he will be angry with Zong San. Fa Yanbo took Zong San into his arms from behind and took the comb in his hand, Zong San was stunned, the master silently helped him to sort out the egg liquid, he understood that the master knew everything.
"Master, shall we move?" Zong San's tone was sullen, although he held back when he was smashed an egg today, he was still very uncomfortable in his heart. He is regarded as a symbol of the people of the world, no matter which master regards him as a treasure, especially the law, the master is still reluctant to say anything to him, but he must abide by the rules that ghosts cannot harm humans, let himself be insulted by that group of aunts, think about it for himself is not worthy. He didn't want to go through this kind of thing a few more times.
"Okay, let's move." Fa Yan snorted Zong San's forehead and comforted him, and asked him to lean into his arms and slowly help him get rid of the egg flower.
After leaving the bathroom, Fa Yanbo put Zong San to sleep, and called out the foundation master to ask about the afternoon. The foundation owner was afraid that this two-thousand-year-old demon was going to die, so he trembled and wrote all the names on a piece of paper and showed it to him.
Pinching the list of Fa Yan Bo and smiling, good, very good.
The first one, of course, is the self-righteous mother next door, and he has endured her for a long time! The mother proudly told her husband how she had gathered a group of parishioners today to teach the disgusting and perverted gay boy next door a lesson, how to smash him with eggs, how to humiliate him, and how to glorify God. The gentleman smiled and agreed, and Fa Yanbo also smiled, laugh... Laugh... Hopefully you'll be able to laugh tomorrow.
When the aunt went into the bathroom to take a shower, he followed up with the bathroom. At first glance, a man dressed in black and with green eyes came out of front of him, and his aunt was almost frightened.
Fa Yanbo pressed her acupoint and forbade her, and then spelled her to hypnotize.
"Chen XX, you don't love your husband, you want to vomit when you see him, you don't love your child either, your husband and child are the most hated people in the world. Chen XX, remember, you don't love women, you don't love men, you love dogs the most, and you like to do AI with dogs the most. ”
After hypnosis, the aunt was dizzy and fell into the bathtub.
Fa Yan smiled and left, shaking the homes of every woman who had lost eggs in order.
"Lu XX, you want to divorce your husband, you like women, you have been gay all your life, hurry up and divorce tomorrow, go to T-BAR to find a woman to date."
"Wang XX, you like to do AI with telephone poles, and you swear to defend your right to do AI with telephone poles."
"Lin XX, you like boys, and the only joy in life is to caress their little things that haven't grown up yet."