Volume 1: Once Upon a Time in Heaven Chapter 5: Never Separated (Pear)

"Look at it, look at it, the yellow toad is here, but I've heard that this yellow toad has taken the broom star as his goal since he saw the broom star and the horse Zhaodi, and he has been pursuing it for almost a thousand years, and he was asking around about this cow two days ago. It's okay now, it's blocked."

"Hey, I heard that this yellow toad didn't make a big spoon in the fire palace? Why did you run into this side hall today? You said that this strange thing is in mind, there are a lot of today, this broom star that ghosts don't want on weekdays, and today it has become a fragrant glutton, look at this posture, the two of them are going to fight here." ”

"You don't know this, I just said, this cow is bold but the big scoundrel of the Netherworld, now it must be that Ma Zhaodi donated the golden cane of the Yin Eclipse King, and now he wants to borrow this broom star to ascend to the throne. You said that this Ma Zhaodi has a soft heart, and he directly divides him for 50,000 years, which can also offset the worship assessment for almost a year. ”

"Oh, this immortal, it's really a person who wakes up in a dream, but I said that Niu Daring is really right to call his nickname Niu Don't pick it, you look at the means just now, if there is no one of us watching, it is estimated that the two of them will kiss directly... Hi...."

After this man finished speaking, he was panting and smashing his mouth, causing all the immortals to be disgusted and stay away.

(Readers must be wondering how they are still out of breath, starting with the name of this benevolent brother.)

This man's nickname is the Yellow Mouse, and his appearance is also extremely ugly, do you think the mouse can be good-looking? It is also a small eye, a pointed nose and a mouth, and a lewd face. So he is also an old bachelor, and he has never even pulled a girl's hand in his life.

It just so happens that this person is also a miscellaneous master in the fire palace, and he is very good with the yellow toad, and the two often discuss how to please the girl together.

On weekdays, I didn't help the yellow toad come up with ideas, and when I saw Ma Zhaodi and Niu Daring hugging each other, they still had !! hurriedly ran to the fire workshop in the apse and called the yellow toad.

You must ask again, why did this yellow toad come so quickly, as the so-called coincidence, others don't know, but the yellow mouse knows, this yellow toad just happened to be on the edge of this side hall today, specially cooking for the God of Wealth and the God of Evil Zhang.

As soon as the yellow toad heard that the two of them were about to kiss, it was okay, put down the pots and bowls, picked up a kitchen knife and came to the hall.

Just in time for Ma Zhaodi, who ran away with a shy face, this yellow toad thought to himself when he had seen Ma Zhaodi's expression like this in the past thousand years, and he was jealous and rushed into this hall.

Niu boldly looked at the menacing yellow toad, secretly thinking that this person was really ugly, and when he heard that Ma Zhaodi was his own Ma Zhaodi, he was also angry in his heart. The men in love are very possessive, and said loudly: "I'm a cow bold, what's wrong!!"

"Hey, you prostitute thief, you are not small, and you dare to ask Lao Tzu what's wrong, look at the knife !!" Huang Toad thought to himself to catch the adulterer, this cow should be bold and should be at a loss, how dare you be so tough, the anger in your heart can no longer be suppressed, and the kitchen knife in her hand is raised and slashed at the cow's bold face.

Niu boldly saw that the yellow toad dared to make the first move, and also took out the stick he used to stir when practicing the plague from his sleeve, and fought towards the yellow toad.

In this way, the two were rivals in love, and they blushed when they met, and there was a "jingle bell" fight in this hall.

After fighting for a while, this yellow toad found that he had suffered a loss, don't look at the kitchen knife in his hand, it looks quite bluffing, but this yellow toad is low, and he only reached the shoulder of Niu Bold with a kitchen knife.

The stick in Niu Dada's hand was also long, and after a while, a few big red bumps appeared on the face of the yellow toad, which was more like a toad.

"Brother Toad, I'll help you!" The yellow mouse behind him saw that his eldest brother had suffered a loss, and he also pulled out a dark spatula from his immortal sleeve and joined the battle.

(Readers must ask again, why does this yellow rat take out a black spatula?) This has just been explained, this yellow rat is also in the fire hall to do chores, mainly responsible for the boiler fire, so a guy who does his own work.) )

This time, Niu boldly fought against one against two, but he was a little unbearable, his face was slapped with a big black mark by the black spatula of the yellow mouse, and the clothes on his body were also cut by the yellow toad's kitchen knife.

"You two are not considered heroes if you bully more than you can!!" Niu shouted boldly and uprightly.

"For a scoundrel like you, you don't need to be a good guy at all. Brother Toad, work harder, this kid won't be able to resist it immediately!!" The yellow rat shot back with sharp teeth.

"It's okay brother, you beat you to the death, something happened, and your big brother toad was carrying it alone. In the chaos of the yellow toad, Niu boldly took the opportunity to stab a few sticks, and his heart was angry and roared again and again.

"That's enough!!! if you three don't stop, I'll slap you all to the ground one by one and hand them over to the patrolling heavenly soldiers. The rough voice of the Evil God Chapter thief sounded.

When the yellow toad saw this evil god chapter thief, he directly took off his official robe, revealing a strong muscle, and said with anger on his face. Knowing that Zhang Thief was not joking, he hurriedly pulled the yellow mouse and retreated.

Niu Daring saw that the two yellow toads retreated, so he withdrew the hand that had been stretched out into his arms and was about to release the plague, and stared at the two yellow toads with his small eyes full of anger.

The yellow toad also stared at Niu Bold angrily at first glance, and the two big-eyed bubbles that were already bulging out were even more powerful, and the immortals who watched it were only afraid that if one was not careful, it would fall out of the eye socket. "For the sake of Master Zhang's face today, I will let you kid go, if you dare to pester my Ma Zhaodi again, see that I don't chop your dirty hands. ”

Although the yellow toad's words were very imposing, the voice coming from his duck-like voice was unspeakably uncomfortable, plus a big battle, his mouth was panting, and it really couldn't threaten Niu Daring.

"Hmph, you can say another thing about your Ma Zhaodi, let me tell you, I have made a lifelong agreement with Mrs. Niu, and I will send these two bottles of Lao Xiancun over tonight to propose marriage. "Niu is bold and upright.

"Oh!! it's the first time I've heard of two bottles of old fairy wine for the relatives," the yellow mouse couldn't help but laugh when he heard it.

The immortals in the main hall also laughed, it was really Niu Daring These two bottles of the old immortal village are a little too shabby, even in the lowest side hall of this heavenly court, even the poorest people have to prepare at least two bottles of 30,000-year-old fairy red.

Niu Daring heard the laughter of the immortals in the hall, and his face turned red, but in his eyes, as long as the two of them really love each other, the dowry or anything is not important, and these two bottles of old immortal village are already the only property he can get his hands on.

"Hmph, the dowry is a kind of intention for you to marry a girl, you use two bottles of old fairy wine as a dowry for marrying Ma Zhaodi, which means that in your eyes, Ma Zhaodi is only worth these two bottles of old fairy wine, and you are insulting her like this. The yellow toad said angrily.

"Brother Toad, take out the dowry you prepared, and let this kid see what sincerity is. As soon as the yellow mouse saw that the opportunity to get angry came, he fanned the yellow toad's emotions.

"Take it out now, this is the surprise I want to leave for Ma Zhaodi's birthday." The yellow toad looked hesitant.

"Of course, take it out now!!Let them all see your determination to marry Ma Zhaodi, otherwise there will be a Niu Daring now, maybe in two days there will be some Wang Daring, Li Daring. "The yellow rat is very witty, and knows that this is a good opportunity for Niu Sanbao to retreat.

"Alright then, Niu Daring, I'll say okay first, I didn't mean to embarrass you! Just to show Ma Zhaodi how important she is in my heart. "The yellow toad is not bad-hearted.

The immortals in the hall also coaxed and asked the yellow toad to take it out quickly, and even Niu boldly heard it, and was curious about what kind of dowry the yellow toad prepared for Ma Zhaodi.

Finally, the yellow toad first reached out and wiped the sweat stains on his hand, and then took out two transparent jade glass bottles from his immortal sleeves very carefully.

The jade glass bottle inside the elixir jade liquid, you can feel the thick aura through the bottle, the most commendable thing is that in each jade glass bottle, there is a fairy pear, two fairy pears one into a golden boy and one into a jade girl, is dancing happily in the bottle. It's very pleasing.

"The 100,000-year-old wine produced by the Wuliang Immortal Palace, which is never separated (pear!!!), is a limited supply, and there are only a thousand pairs in the entire heavenly court, this is only a collector's edition that can only be taken out when the pearl in the palm of each palace and hall is married!!

The immortals in the main hall let out a burst of exclamations, you must know that every time there is such a major wedding ceremony in the heavenly court, the immortals in this group of side halls can go to ask for some fairy fruit colored candy, and the heavenly court also allows them to stand on the heavenly street to watch the whole ceremony regardless of whether they are high or low.

Therefore, for this very famous collector's edition treasure, on the contrary, they all know about it, why do they all know it in the side hall? In addition to being so lively, there is also a reason why this group of low-level immortals in this side hall are very happy to go.

After all, whether it is a rich lord on weekdays or a heavenly general who holds military power, he can only stand on the heavenly street on this day, and being able to stand on the street with these adults also makes the hearts of everyone in the side hall feel a balance.

Do you see this old man Liu, two days ago I walked in front of his house, I looked at it twice, and almost let the janitor beat me, do you see that he is still standing obediently in the crowd? Look at his little short legs, you can see a fart!!

However, even if the immortals in this side hall were standing relatively far back, they glanced at this kind of (pear) immortal brew that never separated, and it was the first time they had seen it so close at this time.

Even the immortals in the main hall caused a commotion, and those behind wanted to squeeze forward, but those in front did not budge.

When the yellow toad saw it, he hurriedly hid behind the thief of the evil god chapter, and when the thief saw the miserable face of the yellow toad, he was sick to his stomach for a while, but he still shouted: "Stand still, you can't afford to pay for it if it is broken!!

At this time, the immortals in this hall stopped, yes, this is not a joke, it is really a bump in the rest of their lives and they will explain.

However, I was impressed by the yellow toad in my heart, and it was indeed a bloody investment to be able to use this pair of pears as a dowry.

"What's the matter, my eldest brother toad's heart, but it shows the status of my sister-in-law Ma in my eldest brother's heart, what kind of old fairy wine are you, it is only worthy of washing the feet of our sister-in-law Ma!!" The yellow mouse added oil and vinegar in real time.

But the words were not rough, and the immortals in the hall also nodded yes, and even the Evil God Chapter thief couldn't help but look at the yellow toad.

Huang Toad was very happy when he heard it, and thought that he had stayed up late working overtime day and night in vain, just to wait for Ma Zhaodi's long birthday, to present her with these two bottles of "Never Separate" and tell her his heart.

Although he took it out in advance now, looking at everyone's performance, Huang Toad was very satisfied, and seemed to feel that this Ma Zhaodi had agreed to his marriage proposal, and couldn't help but smile victoriously.

"These two bottles (never separated) are barely worthy of Ma Zhaodi, but in my heart, Ma Zhaodi is unique, and even the 200,000-year-old dining wind fairy dew is not worthy of her.

So I'm not going to give up on her just because you have two bottles of 100,000-year-old wine. Niu Daring now has mixed feelings in his heart, but he still stubbornly says his mind.

As soon as Niu Daring said this, the immortals in the hall laughed even more.