"Ah Fei, do you usually wear this kind of clothes when you go shopping?"

Walking on the muddy official road of the Land of Rain, the drizzle has not stopped all the way, and an old man in Tsing Yi slowly paced forward with his hands behind his back.

If you only look at the back, this is definitely a dusty posture.

On the side, a pretty woman, wearing a slim-fitting kimono, held an umbrella for the old man, twisting her hips.

"Madara-sama, I've always been curious about what it's like for humans to, but after the end of the roof leak in Valley, I don't think about such boring things anymore."

The pretty woman stroked her long hair and said, "Since then, I just want to know what it's like to wear women's clothes, and the result is ...... As a result, there was no going back...... Woowoo woo ......"

"Don't cry, you're the old man's most important white man, look at your little bit of talent!"

The old man shook his head, and there was a look of nostalgia in his eyes: "Actually, this kind of clothes is very suitable for dancing......"

……

Along the way, there was a chat with Ah Fei, people will inevitably nag when they get old, Ah Fei is a chattering person, and the two are also in tune.

"In this forest, this is the temporary residence of that whirlpool boy, right?"

The old man looked around with interest, this forest is not a deep mountain old forest, not far from the city, it is not difficult to come and buy things, of course, if you have money.

The forest doesn't seem to be on the main traffic route, and there are very few travelers on the way, so it can be regarded as a remote place.

"Go in and have a look."

After greeting Ah Fei, the two walked into the forest.

……

"Akatsuki's Wonder House?"

The old man looked in amazement at a small and delicate house in the woods, and read out the crooked handwriting on the sign.

"Hey, is that Mr. Beaver?"

Just when the old man was slightly distracted, the window of the cabin "creaked" open, and a small head came out of it.

She had sky-blue hair, and her big bright eyes flickered for a moment, then she retracted her head and called out into the room:

"Brother Yahiko, Brother Nagato, there is a cold Mr. Beaver outside the door, and a snail girl who is wet in the rain, she looks so pitiful, hurry up and prepare some food for them!"

"Xiao Nan, are you napping and sleeping?"

"Also, I'm only a few months younger than you, so I'm not allowed to call me brother!"

……

Listen to the noisy arguments in the house......

Madara Uchiha: "??? ”

Bai Jue Ah Fei (women's clothing): "??? ”

……

The inside of the hut was a bit crowded, with many items of unknown purpose piled up in a mess, except for the bright and warm fire.

The old man unbuttoned the cyan robe on his body, revealing the bony collarbone inside the garment.

I have to say that although it is a simple cabin, it is indeed a comfortable place for the elderly who live underground all year round.

Shouldn't I move to the ground too?

Such years passed in a flash, and the old man shook his head.

Since he said that he wanted to be separated from this decaying world, he naturally couldn't break his word.

What's more, he was able to come out with Ah Fei to investigate today because the two fierce wolves had been fed for the past two days.

If you choose to live on the ground, I am afraid that you will not be able to live in peace.

……

Yahiko and Nagato were sitting on one side of the table, while the old man was on the other side of the table, looking at the new potato chips in his hand with great interest.

On the tatami mat on the side, Xiao Nan is holding a paper and pencil in his hand, pestering a pretty woman, wanting to learn how to be a virtuous wife.

The pretty woman's skin is as white as paper, and she has a swirl hair ornament on her head, which is indeed somewhat similar to a snail if you think about it.

Xiao Nan identified "she" as the snail girl who was good at housework in the previous story of Brother Yahiko, and she was a fairy who was both gentle and virtuous.

Xiao Nan's mother is also a gentle person, but when it comes to housework, she seems a little clumsy.

The cloak I made for Uncle Kakudu a few days ago failed, not only was it not the same size, but the style was also difficult to satisfy.

In desperation, I had to rework, and it is rare to have such an opportunity today, Xiao Nan hopes to hear the opinions of the snail girl.

"The main body of the fabric is black, and then you have red scatters in your house, right?"

Ah Fei (women's clothing) frowned, thought for a while, and drew the style of a robe on the paper, with red clouds on a black background.

"So handsome! It's a snail girl! ”

Xiao Nan's eyes lit up, and he carefully collected Ah Fei's paintings, and at the same time strengthened his belief in worshipping "her" as a teacher.

"Let me see!"

Yahiko leaned in, glanced at it, and pouted: "It's a boring design, I know a style of clothes that combines the elements of youth and sweat, and I will definitely show it to you in the future!" ”

…………

"Hmm...... Unexpectedly, there were cucumber-flavored potato chips, and it was the first time the old man had seen them. ”

The old man looked at the bag for a while, then opened it, took out a piece of potato chips from it, and gently put it in his mouth.

Nagato looked at the old man who was nibbling on potato chips in a daze, his eyes full of light.

The old man's front teeth are obviously much longer than normal people, and his lips are not the same as those of humans, they are much fuller.

The old man eats potato chips very quickly and skillfully, and unlike normal people chewing, it is a kind of puffing action, much like the way rodents eat.

Nagato even noticed that every once in a while, the old man would take out a delicate file and file his teeth without hurry, so as not to affect his eating with too long front teeth.

Nagato whispered excitedly in Yahiko's ear: "Brother Yahiko, this old man is really Mr. Beaver, I don't know if he is willing to help us make a dam on the river in front of the door, so that it will not hit us when there is a flood." ”

"How can you be as stupid as Xiao Nan, whether it's Mr. Beaver, or Miss Tianluo, these are fairy tales!"

Yahiko frowned, feeling that as a city child, although he was in trouble, he still had a sense of superiority over country children in terms of intelligence and knowledge.

"But the facts are right in front of you, isn't this the living Mr. Beaver! When you told me and Xiao Nan, didn't you say that these were true? ”

The glint in Nagato's eyes was almost turning into substance.

The old man raised his head, his brows furrowed.

"Mr. Beaver?"

"Snail girl?"

It's completely something I don't understand, these kids shouldn't be stupid, right?

The old man regretted it a little, would he be entrusted to a non-human?

But looking at the light of Nagato's eyes, it really fits very well, it looks better than his most optimistic estimate, I'm afraid it won't take too long to awaken the power of the eye of reincarnation.

It's just that......

What's the use of handing over the reincarnation eye to a fool, it must be that when doing eye replacement surgery, anesthesia is not only a problem, but also a bad brain.

This guy is so unreliable!

But that little girl doesn't look like a sane Yoko.

The old man frowned and looked at the blue-haired girl who was happily exchanging flower arrangement skills with Ah Fei in women's clothes, and shook his head helplessly.

It seems that the only normal thing is the child with an orange pot lid in front of him, after all, he looks several years older and is much more reliable.

"Hehe, fairy tales? No, only sweat and hard work, this is youth! Nagato-kun, let's have a sweaty youth trial with the guests who have arrived from afar! ”

Yahiko jumped up, pointed to the shelf, and said, "Nagato-kun, go and take out my board game gift bag, let's go and the guests who have come from afar, let's have the Gentry card first!" This afternoon, if we can't finish fifty GWENT, we're going to have to play another hundred Hearthstone! ”

The old man looked dumbfounded at the orange-haired boy who shook his orange melon skin head, gave a thumbs up, and had no dinging sound effects and flashes in his mouth because he had just changed his teeth, and silently overturned his thoughts.

"Crazy people, a bunch of little crazy people!"

The old man shook his head secretly, but ......

He frowned and asked, "What exactly is this Gwent card and Hearthstone?" There's still a lot of time, so let's give it a try......"

……

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"Tam, can you change this outfit for me!"

In the Konoha Headquarters, Yasuo was lying comfortably on the Taishi chair, enjoying Orochimaru's shoulder press, as a staff officer, the daily work was hard, and the muscles in the shoulder and neck would be a little contracture.

Ever since he went on a business trip and made a cameo appearance as a lamp god, Tamu has been wearing the clothes of the Arab dancer.

It was indeed an unappetizing thing for a huge green-skinned toad to dangle in front of him in such a revealing and light garment, and Yasuo had to protest.

Tamu touched his bare head and said, "Captain Yasuo, I think you should try this kind of clothing too, it's really very breathable and cool!" ”

"Shut up and take it off immediately, it's an order, I'd rather accept a naked toad!" Yasuo said in annoyance.

"Why are you yelling so loudly!"

Tamu took off his dancer costume with an aggrieved face, and protested at the same time: "Actually, I'm really not a toad, my current form is probably a catfish, a catfish!" ”

……

"What's wrong with toads, toads are the most popular psychic beasts!"

Jiraiya has no duty today, and is responsible for staying at the base to protect the safety of the leaders, and Yasuo is the current supreme leader, although he is only a mid-level ninja.

So it seems that Zilai is just lying on a rocking chair basking in the sun like Yasuo, but in fact he is working.

"Speaking of which, Tam, Yasuo can't understand your art, but I can, you gave me this dress, and I'll try it on Toad Guang when I go back, he's about the same size as you now."

The old god is also in the rocking chair, swinging and swinging, and from time to time he takes out a bunch of grapes from the fruit bowl and throws it into his mouth, which is quite comfortable.

"Hehe, send the toad the third lady's clothes, are you sure you won't be beaten by the toad Wentai, I remember that guy is a gangster, right?" Yasuo was noncommittal.

"How is it possible, you don't know anything about Uncle Ben's status in Miaomu Mountain!"

Zilai also touched his nose proudly: "As long as I tighten the shipment of coupons a little, Toad Guang will willingly accept the ...... of the dancer's identity."

Ignoring Jiraiya's boasting, as the only upstream supplier, Yasuo didn't let himself flatten and pinch the circle for Jilaiya?

That is, this guy Tamu refuses to go to Miaomu Mountain on a business trip again, otherwise he will eat dividends there wherever he gets his turn.

Speaking of which, Yasuo really didn't expect that in the aesthetics of the toad, Tamu-kun was actually a beautiful clam that everyone loved.

Two years ago, in the name of maintaining broadband, Yasuo once asked Tamu to go on a business trip to Miaomu Mountain Toad Yin for half a month at public expense.

Of course, maintaining broadband or something is just an excuse.

The most important thing is to let Tamm blend into the enemy in "Legend of the Ninja World", and use the ID of "I'm really not a toad" to stir up trouble and sow discord in the Clam Alliance, so as to facilitate the profiteer Yellow Crane to sell arms and eat it all up.

That battle for Sand City, Yasuo made a lot of money.

It's a pity that since then, Tamu has been reluctant to go on a business trip to Miaomu Mountain.

According to Jiraiya, it seems that the guy Tamu has owed some great debt in Miaomu Mountain, and he can't go back.

It's rare to be heroic, and it's the hardest thing to accept the grace of a beauty, let alone a female clam.

As for the fact that his psychic beast was a scumbag, Yasuo could only pretend that he didn't see it.

Anyway, as long as there is no female clam running from Miaomu Mountain to Konoha with her stomach in search of negative clams, Yasuo will not ask much, this is Tamu's private matter after all.

In fact, Yasuo felt that as long as he didn't have a leg with the Shima Immortals, it shouldn't be a big problem, just sit down and solve it well, but Tamu was very resolute and didn't go back.

Although Yasuo can also force Tamu to go to Myoki Mountain through the power of the system's rules, Yasuo is not a person who likes to be strong.

"By the way, what wishes did that guy Yahiko make to you?" Yasuo shook his head and asked.

Tam cupped his cheeks with his claw and said, "Hmm...... At that time, Yahiko's first wish was to hope that this elf could gamble his youth and fulfill his hundred wishes, and if he couldn't do it, he would fulfill another thousand wishes......"

"How did you answer him?"

"I gave him a clam."

"Well done!"

"Anyway, he ended up with three solid wishes: to build a house with a stove, to provide endless snacks, and to provide the latest entertainment in the Hearthstone Tavern......"

"You helped him make it happen?"

"That's not true, the third one can't be done for the time being, the country of rain is really spicy chicken, and there is no electricity, so I had to take some cards and fool that little kid......"

…………

"Boom-boom-boom-"

Just as Tammu was reporting to Yasuo, suddenly the sound of the earth shaking and shaking came from afar.

"Report!"

After a while, a communication ninja with injuries all over his body appeared at Konoha Headquarters.

Before he fell unconscious, he shouted: "The commander-in-chief of the regiment went out to attack the Sand Ninja stronghold and won a great victory, but on the way back, he encountered an ambush by Iwa Ninja, the location is fifteen kilometers ahead, the enemy is numerous, there is a calculation or no intention, the situation is very critical, the regiment boss asked the major general to send troops to rescue quickly!" ”

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You can't blame me for being short, I ate Hunan big spicy sausage, diarrhea, and there is such a spicy food in the world!

Siu mai seriously suspects that ginseng fruit ingredient w(?Д?) is added to it w！！