"Ohnomu dog thief, the old man and you are incompatible!"

In the command post of the Konoha Western Front, Tuan Zang was lying on the treatment bed receiving treatment, cursing constantly.

Tam, dressed in a nurse's outfit, was rubbing medicinal wine on Tuanzang.

Tuan Zang looked quite embarrassed, not only was his military coat torn, but he was also injured in many places.

He bared his teeth and said, "Rebel, don't I see that the Great Snake Pill is fine?" You let him come, this toad still has to cook, and the old man is a little hungry. ”

Glancing at Tuanzang's fat ass exposed outside, Yasuo shook his head and said, "It's better for Tamu to come, he's a professional at doing this!" ”

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"Report to Captain Yasuo, Akali's clothes are too small and uncomfortable to wear." Tamu took the cotton soaked in medicinal wine, suddenly twisted his neck that was barely visible, and raised his hand.

Yasuo was holding a very small dropper on the side, carefully adding potions to the oak barrel, and when he heard this, he raised his head and said angrily:

"Damn Tam, you shut up for me, you made my hands shake a little, and you added half a drop of potion, it's too wasteful, you know!"

"Also, didn't you like to wear dancing girls' clothes before, and what do you have to complain about Akali's clothes?"

"It's different!"

Tamu shook his head and said, "This dress is not breathable at all, especially this white stocking, there is no breath of freedom!"

"Tam, you're inflated, you used to love white eyes and white silk the most."

"Is there such a thing? How did I not know at all? ”

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"Okay, okay, you two don't quarrel, speaking of which, this time thanks to the rebel you and your psychic beast, otherwise the old man may have to confess."

Tuan Zang stood up, his eyes were full of anger and said: "This time it was the old man who underestimated the enemy, but I didn't expect that the third generation of the earth shadow would personally set up an ambush for the old man." ”

"Hey, Master, you are a big move for a tree, and a big move for a root!"

"Your old man's name as a fierce tiger has already made the enemy extremely jealous, so he tried his best to kill you!"

Yasuo put down the dropper, mixed some more water into the barrel, and then turned his head and said affectionately: "Master, this time you are naughty again, how can you break the queen alone, you are the Optimus Pillar of Konoha, there must be no mistakes!" ”

Tuan Zanghu was stunned, and said angrily: "Speaking of this, I am angry, the old man originally planned to break through together, but the dream tapir was injured in the previous battle, and the old man could only run away in person, running for eight hundred meters, the old man couldn't run, he was anxious and panting, and his head was buzzing."

The old man thought about sitting down and resting for a while, but he didn't know which little cub shouted, "Elder Shimura has broken off for us, everyone rush, don't live up to the elder's wishes!" ’……”

In this way, the old man was surrounded by Iwa Shinobi. The old man thought about it, after it was broken, it would be broken, and it would be a big deal to use the ninja rubber slingshot to get out of the battlefield.

Unexpectedly, Iwakure's gang actually hired a large number of air ninjas as a helper to attack the old man together, plus Onoki's old miscellaneous hair can also fly, and together with the air ninja, they blocked the road to break through in the air. If it weren't for you and the toad to rescue from the underground, the old man would really have been unable to fly! ”

"Damn Sora Shinobi!" Yasuo said fiercely: "It seems that it is time for the Uchiha Independent Regiment to show its sword!" ”

"That's right, it's not just the airship troops, the old man has a new idea in this battle, and when the old man's new ninjutsu is developed, he must personally meet that old miscellaneous hair of Onoki for a while!"

"Painful ......"

Tam lit the wound on his buttocks, and the latter immediately covered his buttocks with bared teeth.

"Toad, you lighten it up, the old man has taken a hard hit of Ohnoki's old miscellaneous hairy Dust Escape Origin Stripping Technique!"

"Dust Escape: Origin Stripping Technique!"

Yasuo was taken aback, and he had the impression that this move was developed by the second generation of Tsuchikage at the end of World War I, and then improved and carried forward by the third generation of Tsuchikage Onoki.

Dust escape is a bloody elimination, the power is amazing, and it is the same as the three generations of Thunder Shadow's master, and it is the ultimate killer move that rarely solves the way.

"Rebel, do you know this ninjutsu? That's what the old miscellaneous hair called, and it's really a bit powerful. ”

With a hint of luck in his eyes, Tuan Zang said: "Thanks to the old man's development of the hip reversal technique, this can be able to bounce it out, and it is the aftermath of this dusty escape, and it actually flattened a mountain!" ”

looked at Master's slightly red and swollen buttocks in a daze, one second, two seconds......

Three seconds later, Yasuo ran to the side and began to wash his eyes.

Feeling the sourness in his eyes, Yasuo couldn't help but sigh,

It's not the first pot in the ninja world, it's too terrible, and the Uchiha rebound is just like that, right?

Even stronger than the Uchiha rebound?

There are three known rebound ninjutsu in the Hokage world: Shinra Tense, Water Mirror Technique, and Uchiha Rebound.

The destructive power of the HRE Celestial Expedition is naturally second to none among the three, but only when it comes to the rebound ability, in fact, in general, the greater the repulsion power of the HRE Celestial Expedition, the wider the range, the more chakra it consumes, and it is also easy to be knocked away by the repulsion force.

The water mirror technique of the fourth generation of water shadows,You can also bounce off the opponent's ninja,Create a clone that is exactly the same as the enemy.,And you can use the same ninjutsu as the opponent.,And the power is the same.,Can completely cancel each other out.,But it's very inflexible to use.,It's easy to crack.。

Uchiha rebound is the most perfect rebound ninjutsu, not only has a great ability to withstand it, can bounce the released ninjutsu out, and the chakra consumption is extremely low, Madara in the Warring States Period, in the face of many different ninjutsu, all used this move to bounce back, many people died under this move, the actual combat is very good.

But compared to Master's hip reversal technique, these are far behind.

Let's ask, in the face of the surprise attack of ninjutsu, is it convenient to take out the Uchiha group fan, or is it convenient to twist the buttocks?

Even Madara Uchiha has never carried a fan every day, but Commander Danzo carries his ass every day!

Judge from above, make a judgment from above!

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Just when Yasuo was amazed at Master Tuanzang's trick of "using the other way, giving back to the other person", the door of the treatment room was pushed open.

Shinchi Yamanaka was dressed in a smart suit, holding a microphone in his hand, and behind him was another shadow, with a camera on his shoulder.

Public opinion is also a part of the war, and the people's will is the golden key to determining the outcome of the war.

Keeping in mind the teachings of Director Yasuo, Shinichi Yamanaka meticulously fulfilled his responsibilities as a war correspondent, and rushed to interview Elder Shimura as soon as possible.

As for why it wasn't Kato who resisted the camera, it was because Director Yasuo gave a death order to Yamanaka Shin.

No one can send this young man to the front line until the tempering is completed, and the war is too dangerous for such a seedling!

And the standard for Kato's completion of tempering is naturally that his weight has reached at least one hundred and eighty pounds.

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"Elder Shimura Tuanzang, oh no, it's Marshal Shimura Tuanzang, this time our army suddenly encountered an ambush by the Tsuchikage troops, you fought hard, like a lone hero, after one person was broken, you composed a magnificent song on the battlefield, all the ninjas who participated in the war admired you to the extreme, what did you think at that time?"

Tuan Zang was already very comfortable facing the camera, and it only took a second, and his angry and corrupt appearance suddenly disappeared, and then an elegant and easy-going elder appeared to leap out.

As a veteran actor who has participated in many movies, Tuan Zang entered the play in a second, his expression was serious with a trace of compassion, and his stubbornness revealed a trace of fatigue, such a complex expression was captured by the camera in a timely manner.

After a deep sigh, Danzang spoke, "As long as there are leaves flying, there is a fire burning!" ”

Yamanaka Shinichi commanded the camera brother to circle around, striving to perfectly reproduce the holy image of the Danzo Marshal to the audience of Konoha.

"But what is more selfless than the leaves and the fire is the root of the leaves."

"The roots, buried deep in the earth, nourished by darkness and filth, but supporting the flying leaves, so to speak, eat grass and milk that are squeezed!"

"Only when there are huge roots can there be flourishing leaves!"

"As for beautiful words, the old man is clumsy, not good at words, and he is not very good at saying what he has and does not have."

"The old man is a man of action, he can only do, not speak! Twenty years ago it was like this in the Land of Thunder, and it is the same in the Land of Rain today! ”

"Regardless of whether the opponent is Thunder Shadow or Earth Shadow, in order to protect the young people in the village, the old man is duty-bound!"

"Smack! Syllable! Syllable! ”

Yamanaka Shenichi and the cameraman applauded desperately, and they were so moved that after a while, Yamanaka Shinichi asked again:

"In the previous interview, we heard that the regimental marshal, you carried the earth shadow and a group of masters with your own strength, and even used a ninjutsu to level the mountain, and even finally retreated, this seems to be your teacher, the second generation of Hokage did not do the feat!"

"First of all, you said that I surpassed Mr. Kasama, this old man disagreed, the old man just stood on the shoulders of his predecessors and made a small contribution.

As for the old man being able to get out of trouble, this has something to do with my unsuccessful disciple, you may not know, the old man has a disciple in the room, today I take this opportunity to introduce to you......"

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