Chapter 115: Let's talk about harmony
Although with his magical medical skills, Bu Qingge not only escaped a catastrophe, but also killed him. However, the problem has not been resolved.
No money!
In the afternoon, Bu Qingge ate two sugar packets. He said to himself, "If you eat too well and too much at noon, you will have to eat less at dinner." One gallop, this is the way of health. ”
The next morning, Bu Qingge ate two more sugar packets. He said to himself, "Well, it's normal to eat steamed buns for breakfast." As Dahua people, we want to support traditional cuisine. ”
At noon, Bu Qingge looked at the remaining six sugar packets and was worried.
It seems to have changed a bit.
Can this be eaten? Will it have diarrhea after eating?
Bu Qingge was hesitating and tangling when his phone rang. He answered, it was a woman's voice, delicate: "Hello, is it Mr. Bu?"
"I am, who are you?"
"I'm Sister Xue's best friend. Sister Xue said that Mr. Bu's medical skills were good, and he cured her old stomach disease for many years. In the past two years, I have had cervical spondylosis, and I am so uncomfortable that I am dying. Mr. Bu, come over and help me heal, okay? ”
Step light song ecstasy, this is a charcoal in the snow. When there was a lack of money and no place to live, a big business came.
He pretended to be calm and said, "Did Sister Xue tell you that the cost of my visit is very high." ”
The voice said delicately: "Money, it's not a problem. You just come here. I'll give you the address......"
After two bus changes, Buqingge finally arrived at his destination, a very upscale community.
After entering, Bu Qingge rang the doorbell.
The door opened, and a coquettish face poked out. Seeing Bu Qingge, she exclaimed: "Wow, Sister Xue is right, you are really handsome." ”
Bu Qingge looked at her and swallowed his saliva secretly.
This woman is in her early thirties, and she has a very good figure, and she is quite beautiful, at least seven points. And, she wears it super cool. The few pieces of cloth that are absent are very attractive to her.
The beauty stretched out her hand: "Mr. Bu, my surname is Qiu, you can call me Lan'er." ”
Bu Qingge shook hands with her, and asked a little nervously, "Your husband is not at home?"
Qiu Lan'er pursed her lips and smiled: "What does it matter if he is not at home? I am not afraid that you will eat me, are you still afraid that I will eat you?"
She stretched out her hand and pulled, "Come in, little brother." ”
It's late autumn and the weather is a little cool.
It was a little hot in the house, and the air conditioner was turned on too violently.
But what makes Qingge feel very hot is Qiu Lan'er's enthusiasm.
As soon as she entered, like a wife, she diligently took off her coat and hung it on the coat rack. As soon as she sat down, she asked, "What do you drink?" red wine or white wine?"
Bu Qingge couldn't bear it: "That, Sister Qiu, forget about the wine, I'm here to see a doctor." ”
Qiu Lan'er smiled: "Don't be in a hurry to see a doctor, let's talk a few words first." Otherwise, my sister will be nervous. ”
Bu Qingge scolded in his heart, the person who should be nervous is me, okay?
Qiu Lan'er was obviously very interested in Bu Qingge, and asked this and that. Bu Qingge coped with it without saying a word, emphasizing that he has a girlfriend, his girlfriend is very good, and the two are super in love.
Seeing that the conversation was endless, Bu Qingge could only interrupt: "Sister Qiu, let's see a doctor, I'll have something to do later." ”
Qiu Lan'er glanced at him with disgust: "Really, what's the hurry." Hmph, nasty man, come in. ”
Bu Qingge was taken aback: "Ah, into the bedroom?"
Qiu Lan'er smiled: "Of course." My cervical spine only hurts the most when I'm lying on my stomach, and I don't lie on the bed, so where do you tell me to lie down?"
She twisted her hips, entered the bedroom, lay down on the bed, waved her hand, and said delicately: "Little brother, come on, sister is waiting for you on the bed." ”
Step light song has an itchy nose.
I'll go, my brother seems to have been molested.
Hey, the woman now, fierce, fierce!
Walking in with some trepidation, Bu Qingge said weakly: "Sister, I solemnly declare that I only sell my art and not my body." ”
Qiu Lan'er snorted and laughed: "Villain, what is it to be a sister? Sister is a woman from a good family, a good wife." Okay, stop grinding and let's get started. ”
With that, she lay down on the bed.
This movement was too big and hit the sore spot, Qiu Lan'er couldn't help but let out a cry of pain and shouted, "Ah, it hurts." ”
Bu Qingge sat down and reached out to press on several acupuncture points in Qiu Lan'er's cervical spine.
Qiu Lan'er shouted: "Ah, light, it hurts, no, it hurts too much." You take your time, don't push too hard, be gentle, people can't stand it. Ahh ”
Bu Qingge was sad and indignant in his heart: I went, just a few massages, can I be called like this? This person who doesn't know will definitely think that I am doing something.
This cry is too ecstatic, how can Bu Qingge stand it, and he can't help but react. He bent over in embarrassment.
Seeing that he suddenly stopped pressing, Qiu Lan'er turned her head: "Ah, what's the matter, you won't be so fast." Men can't do that. ”
Noticing Bu Qingge's somewhat awkward posture, Qiu Lan'er's eyes lit up. She laughed and said, "So you're swollen." Little brother, do you want my sister to help you reduce swelling, my sister's skills are excellent. ”
Bu Qingge didn't say a word, turned around and got out of bed.
Qiu Lan'er exclaimed, "What are you doing?"
Bu Qingge replied: "There is no way to see this disease, I'm leaving." ”
Qiu Lan'er shouted, "Don't, little brother. Okay, okay, from now on, people don't speak. As you toss, people promise not to make a sound, how can this be?"
Step Qingge really wants to go. However, thinking of the five dollars and seven cents in his pocket, he had to stay.
He didn't have a medical license, he didn't have much opportunity to help people see a doctor, and the money he had on him couldn't last as much as he did today.
Therefore, money is the root of all evil.
Bu Qingge had to go to bed again.
This time, Qiu Lan'er really didn't scream again, just the sound that escaped from the throat tube......
I have to admit that she is really good at some aspects of kung fu.
Finally finished the needle, Bu Qingge breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Okay." ”
He sweated from his forehead.
It's tiring.
It's not physically tired, it's mentally tired.
Qiu Lan'er got up, shook her neck from side to side, and said in surprise: "Really, you didn't lie to me, it doesn't hurt much." Will you make it fun for me next time? I'm really looking forward to it. ”
This woman. Bu Qingge said with a straight face: "There is no next time." I'll prescribe a prescription, and you take seven pays. Then go buy a bottle of activating oil and rub it several times a day. The most important thing is that you don't always lie on the bed and play with your phone. After a while, your cervical spine will definitely be fine. ”
Qiu Lan'er looked at him reluctantly: "That's it." ”
She rolled her eyes: "I'm not comfortable anywhere else, you can help me take a look." ”
Bu Qingge patiently asked, "Where?"
Qiu Lan'er pointed with her hand: "Here, there is a hard lump here, small, I don't know what it is, you help me touch it carefully." And this, it's been itching for the past few days, I suspect it's a gynecological disease, and you have to help me take a closer look. ”
I'll go! Uncle can bear it, Aunt can't bear it. Bu Qingge turned his face directly and left.
Qiu Lan'er hurriedly said: "Wait, I haven't paid the money yet." ”
Bu Qingge said stiffly: "Brother doesn't want it." ”
As soon as he finished speaking, the security door suddenly opened, and four men rushed in, one of whom was still carrying a camera on his shoulder, and was shooting at him.
Bu Qingge was stunned: Nani, this god horse situation?