Bu Qingge flatly refused: "No! I won't break up with Rou'er." ”

Ye whispered and asked, "Why?"

"She was the first woman I fell in love with in my life. I love her so much and she loves me too. ”

"Do you really love it?"

"Really loved. ”

"Well, I'll tell you too," Ye whispered word by word, "I won't let go of that sassy vixen, I will definitely drive her away." ”

"You!" Bu Qingge wanted to lose his temper, but looking at Ye Qingyu's stubborn little face, he let out a long sigh and handed over the clothes in his hand: "Later, I'll talk about it later." Put it on first, or you'll catch a cold. ”

With that, he turned and left.

On the sofa, Ye sat there quietly. After a while, she whispered, "Fool, I will definitely not let you divorce my sister." Because after the divorce, you will marry that woman. Then I will find no more reason to be close to you, and the woman will have enough reason not to let you go near me again. ”

"You promised me that I would spoil me for the rest of my life, and if you don't talk, it doesn't count. ”

Bu Qingge went downstairs, and Leng Qiurou was waiting with her mobile phone. Looking at the time, she said, "Five minutes, not bad." If you don't come down for another two minutes, I'll go up and arrest someone. ”

Bu Qingge hurriedly changed the topic: "It's still early, I'll accompany you to go shopping." ”

Leng Qiurou refused: "Don't, go to the movie." ”

"What a movie. ”

""Strawberry Lovers", about cousins falling in love, is a tragedy, and the ending is super super miserable. ”

Step Light Song......

Two days later.

Bu Qingge opened the door with sleepy eyes, and a face outside the door was smiling like a flower.

Bu Qingge slammed the door shut.

Ye whispered and shouted frantically: "Fool!"

Bu Qingge persuaded: "Whispering, I'll go to you if there's something, don't come here from me, it's so troublesome to take the car, right?"

Ye whispered coldly and said: "You are miserable, you cheated, I will call my sister." ”

Bu Qingge was startled: "Don't." I am innocent with Rou'er. ”

"Hmph, innocence, she's in your bed right now. ”

"Not really. Don't believe me, come in and check it out. ”

Bu Qingge hurriedly opened the door.

Ye whispered and swaggered in, not even looking at the bedroom: "Fool, I'll give you scrambled eggs and fried rice." ”

Bu Qingge slapped his forehead and was fooled.

Ye whispered into the kitchen, and soon shouted: "Fool, there is no salt, go down and buy a pack." Also, buy some apples, pears, bananas, mangoes, and I'll make a fruit salad. ”

Bu Qingge went downstairs in frustration.

As soon as he left, Ye Qingyu came out of the kitchen, and she sneered: "I was careless before, and I underestimated the fox spirit, and she took advantage of it." Now, hmph, I, Second Miss Ye, let her see what a tricky king is. ”

"Can't you get rid of her? Just kidding! Sister is a little fox chaseman. ”

Half an hour later.

Looking at Ye Qingyu, who was busy in the kitchen, Bu Qingge had to admit that when this crazy girl is not crazy, she has the demeanor of a good wife and mother.

The sound of the door opening was heard.

Bu Qingge was taken aback: "Rou'er, why are you here?"

Leng Qiurou shook her phone, and said with a smile: "Your good cousin invited me over to eat fruit salad." You say, 'Shall I come?'

This is not right, Bu Qingge was shocked, he looked back, and saw the smug and sly smile on Ye Qingyu's face.

Bu Qingge understood, Miss Ye Er was going to be funny. Bu Qingge immediately raised twelve points of vigilance.

As soon as this thought came to mind, Bu Qingge saw that something came out of the kitchen, and quickly drilled under Leng Qiurou's skirt.

It's a snake.

O snake!

Bu Qingge didn't even think about it, and stepped on it. There was a crisp "pop" sound, and the snake was trampled on. Bu Qingge found out that this was a remote-controlled toy snake, but it was done so realistically that at first glance, even he was scared.

What a scary magic weapon.

Leng Qiu Rouqi said: "Hey, where did you get the toy snake?"

Then as if to react, Leng Qiurou screamed, and threw herself into Bu Qingge's arms, she said in a trembling voice: "Snake, Qingge, I'm so afraid." Woo woo, scared people to death. ”

Bu Qingge is full of black lines: "Sister, you were like that just now, how do you seem to be afraid? Your acting skills are really not good, the turn in the middle is too blunt, you have to hone it well." ”

In the kitchen, Ye stomped his feet in a light voice. Not to mention that his first whole cup of artifact was shattered, and he also created an opportunity for the enemy to throw himself into his arms. This game is a complete failure!

It's all to blame on the damn fools.

Rubbing his face, Ye whispered and squeezed out a bright smile. Carrying the fruit salad out of the kitchen, she smiled, "Eat the salad." ”

How dare you eat it, don't move. It wasn't until Ye Qingyu took a piece of banana first and took a bite that he took a banana and then sandwiched a banana for Leng Qiurou.

Seeing that he was so protective of himself and protecting the woman, Ye whispered so much hatred that his teeth itched.

After eating a few pieces of fruit, Ye Qingyu suddenly snorted, and said strangely: "Hey, it stinks, where does it smell from?"

Leng Qiurou also said: "It's so smelly, like from ......"

She snapped her mouth shut.

Ye whispered and pointed at her and shouted, "Where did the stench come from?" You fart, you have a super big stinky fart. ”

Leng Qiurou was ashamed, and her face turned red: "No, I didn't." ”

Ye whispered and shouted unrelentingly: "Fool, if you smell it, it's obviously her fart." Ahhh How can you be so disgusting to look at such a beautiful person. ”

Leng Qiurou's tears were about to come out: "I swear, it's really not me." ”

"It's me!" he stood up with a smile on his face, and he said solemnly and righteously, "I'm sorry, it's me who fart." ”

Ye whispered and was furious, even daring to carry the stinky fart pot, you really love her so much. Ye whispered and slapped the table and said angrily: "Bu Qingge, you are shameless, you are lewd, you are despicable, you give me out!"

Seeing that her beloved carried such a big pot for herself, Leng Qiurou was so moved that she wanted to cry. She gritted her teeth, got up and said, "No, I put this fart." ”

"No, it's me. ”

"No, it's me. ”

This pair of men and women who love each other are vying to take the blame for each other, and they are staring affectionately, and their eyes are full of tenderness.

This deeply stimulated Ye Qingyu.

Ye whispered violently, and she screamed frantically, "Don't fight. This fart is what I put it, it's me. You two sit down for me. ”