"What do you know about this game? Even if there is only one person left, Lao Tzu can easily kill the five on the opposite side, not to mention that there is only one person on the opposite side. Zhang Song retorted

This father-son game uses a street battle map, there are more buildings on the street, Zhang Song was climbing the wall outside a remote building when he dropped the line just now, so even if the line fell for several minutes, the last person in the blue camp never found his location, and the game is currently in the 12th minute, and there are still 3 minutes to end.

In the voice of the team, Zhang Song's eighteenth generation ancestors were greeted more than once.

"Brother Song, what's wrong? Are you the one who is leading the war? You are also the one who betrayed your brothers? ”

"Songzi, are you eating? Can it still be connected? You're the only one left on the team. ”

"Songzi, believe it or not, we voted to expel you from the e-sports club? Drop the game for Lao Tzu! ”

"Songzi, from tomorrow you will change your name to Sun Tzu, OVER!"

"Don't shout brothers, the power in the Internet café is out, I'm just connected, let me avenge you now, go out and kill them."

"Songzi, we really don't dare to count on you, there is a master on the other side, and all four of us were killed by him......"

"What? Let me take a look at the live battle table. Zhang Song lit a cigarette.

At this time, Zhang Song's account ID: Songzi, data 0/0/1, 0 kills, 0 deaths, only 1 assist, remaining HP: 43; And his opponent ID: Tottie, data 4/0/0, remaining HP: 100, data is fully crushed, and the blood volume also has an absolute advantage.

"No, brothers, I found that the problem is a bit serious, this is a bug, I was stuck in the building, I can't get out!" Zhang Song exclaimed.

I saw that a heavily armed warrior was stuck between the buildings in the alley, and the more he moved, the more he jumped, and the more he died, the picture was very ghostly and even funny.

"Songzi, you're coming out!"

"Songzi, you better give up! A little doll across the street can scrape you to death with a knife......"

Zhang Song said angrily: "Is Lao Tzu going? I've done my best! ”

"Brother Song, if you can delay it for another 2 and a half minutes, it can still be considered a draw."

"You're a fool on the other side, this map is not big, and if you close your eyes and search for a while, you can knock Songzi out."

Zhang Song scolded: "MMP, even the system has to put Lao Tzu to death, the more Lao Tzu struggles, the more he is deceived by life!" ”

In this way, Zhang Song in the game was stuck in the crack of the wall and couldn't move, and the other party also began to greet in the battle channel: "Kitten, don't hide here, I'm about to find you, wash your neck and wait......"

"Hey, it's so perverted, you can smell perverted through the screen!" Zhang Song responded.

"How? Songzi, you dropped the line for 7 or 8 minutes, and you were stuck for more than 1 minute, are you planning to install an account in this alley? ”

"Eh, Lao Tzu is operating frantically, struggling frantically towards fate, even if Lao Tzu can't move, the gun can still jump, just wait here for the turtle son to send it to the door!" Zhang Song still boasted about Haikou.

Just then, a voice came from behind.

"The game, that's not how it is played......"

"What did you say?" Zhang Song turned his head to look at Lu Yi behind him.

"I mean, that's not how games are played...... Lu Yi said.

"Neurotic!" Zhang Song doesn't care what others say, a person dressed as a scholar like this is a good boy in the eyes of the teacher, and he is definitely a rookie in the game.

"You try to take ......off the body armor and bazooka," the voice behind him continued.

"Are you funny when Lao Tzu's braincase show? Lao Tzu also counted on hard steel with the enemy here, without body armor and bazookas, Lao Tzu is a target that can't move! Zhang Song retorted, thinking that a rookie is really a rookie.

"By reducing the equipment, you can minimize the collision volume and speed up the reaction speed, assuming that the original character model value is 1, after wearing body armor, it is 1.1, the backpack is 1.35, and the wall spacing is about 1.3, if you have done the action of switching bazookas here before, it can be explained by being stuck here. Sometimes the game doesn't give you the most direct feedback, but it will remind you to play the game with your brain in the form of bugs. ”

Zhang Song's head exploded a little at this time, and he understood Lu Yi's opinion, as if he was saying that he didn't use his brain to play games.

"Rookie, you dare to tease Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu's mathematics is not taught by the physical education teacher, if the wall distance is 1.3, and people wear body armor 1.1, Lao Tzu only needs to throw away the 2.5 of the bazooka to come out!" Zhang Song seemed to have turned on the Xueba mode for a moment.

"Yes, but you're too late, your enemies seem to have discovered you......"

"Hahaha, I said why can't I find you, it turns out that I was stuck with a BUG, so let me send you to see your little Tiantian!"

In the distance, the other party discovered Zhang Song's position and rushed straight forward.

Said that it was too late, Zhang Song discarded the bazooka from the inventory and climbed up, sure enough, he could move slowly, he was anxious to speed up and climb, and the other was in the air, but this time he was stuck in the sky, suspended in the air of the building, and from the bottom up, you can see a raised piece, which is ten times more embarrassing than before.

"Convex, didn't you say you could go over if you threw a bazooka? Why is Lao Tzu stuck again! ”

"I'm talking about throwing away the body armor and bazooka, and the width of the body armor is increased to 1.1, which is true, but its model height is at least 0.3, and it can't pass through spaces with a diameter of less than 0.3, the Glory Gun Street Battle map, built in December 2018, can be said to be an old map, at that time, many model technologies were not mature, and many places looked at places where people could walk through, and they were all set to a diameter of 0.25......"

"Speak up! Save Lao Tzu! The opponent is a few dozen meters away from me! Zhang Song hurriedly threw away the cigarette butt in his mouth.

"That is to say, you look at the sky at the top of the building, in fact, the diameter of this space model is only 0.25, and it can't pass through body armor, you take it off, by the way, it's best to hold a grenade in your hand at all times."

"Why do you want to shake the grenade, do you want to jump Lao Tzu out directly!?" Although Zhang Song retorted, he still took off all his clothes, including body armor, with one click, and only a pair of pants were left on his body.

"Is this a beautiful man's plan? I probably won't let you go! With that, the other Tottie began to shoot wildly into the sky below, and the naked man who hadn't gotten rid of the card bug was shot instantly.

"Why are you still stunned? Drop the grenade! A voice behind him reminded.

"Mother Trere! Below the dead pervert eat me a blow! Zhang Song shouted.

In the game screen, from the middle of the naked man's crotch, a round black grenade fell like a bird's poop.

"I'll go, you're a dead pervert up there!" Tottie shouted.

The vertical height of this building is less than 5 meters, and the explosion damage in a small area is definitely the same way for Zhang Song, but Tottie thinks that at this time, his HP is full, and he has the top defensive equipment of body armor, helmets, and goggles, and he will not be killed by this low-level grenade at all!

"Boom! BOMM！ ”

The white screen flashed, and the system announcement prompted that the number of survivors on the battlefield was 0, and the game ended in a draw.

"What! Brother Song, what kind of operation is this? ”

"Yes, Songzi, what's going on? Why did you take the hunter away with your target? ”

"Songzi, it's too good, this is okay, you go buy a lottery ticket!"

"Brothers, wait, I'm a little confused, I'll take it slowly." Zhang Song himself was a little dumbfounded by this result.

On the other side of the screen, in the office of Jingnan Xingteng Infinite Entertainment Company, Yuumi's agent, Mr. Totti, angrily dropped the red wine glass in his hand, and shouted that there was an evil naked man cheating in the Gun of Glory. Was this thrown in the mouth by Ray?

"Phew! I'm going to watch the replay of the game! ”

The game time returned to 14 minutes and 45 seconds, and the red side Songzi threw a grenade in mid-air in a lying position, which fell vertically and detonated a bazooka in the crack of the building.

"It's shit luck!" Totti deprived himself of his notebook in a fit of rage, and the photos of Miss Yuumi that had been taken in the afternoon were scattered all over the table.

"Brother Song, you can hide thunder in the crotch of your pants! Why don't you teach my brother early! ”

"The grenade detonates the bazooka that was hidden in advance, and the second set of ringings takes away the bloody enemy, which is really clean."

"Songzi, you are such a warrior! The Internet fee in the Internet café bro gave you out! ”

"Hahaha! What a genius I'm a genius! Zhang Song smiled arrogantly, and when he looked back, his classmate Lu Yi was gone.

At this time, the Internet café called again, and the boss took a bottle of soda and handed it to Zhang Song.

"Little fellow, the game has been won in the end!"

"Anyway, I didn't lose, what about the boy who was on the Internet on machine 42 just now?" Zhang Song asked the boss.

"Well, it seems that I answered the phone and left, and the time is coming soon anyway." The owner of the Internet café replied.

"Okay, no problem. Boss, your computer here can't be blacked out, otherwise there will be no customers. ”

"Aren't all customers like you?"

What the boss said was true, but Zhang Song didn't like to listen to it a little, so he wouldn't argue with the boss for the sake of today's headwind.

"Anyway, I've been enrolled for more than a semester, and I've never heard that Lu Yi in the class can play games, and what I said just now must have been blinded! Yes, it must be blind! Rookie dares to teach Lao Tzu to play games, Lao Tzu has the opportunity to guide you well! Zhang Song thought to himself.

"Your balance is insufficient, please top up, otherwise it will be shut down in 2 minutes!" Zhang Song looked at the work bar of the computer in front of him, and the manuscript that Lu Yi had written just now, which was not sent in the mailbox. So, silently clicked the "send" button.

"Lao Tzu is helping you like this...... What's in it for you...... Ay? Lu Yi, this kid actually has so many girls' contact information in the mailbox, hehe, let Lao Tzu help you again! ”