"On the fourth floor, Lu Yi, a law major in the boys' dormitory, you come out for me-come-come!"

A blonde girl shouted from downstairs with a loudspeaker, this loudspeaker disturbed the neighbors, although it was night, the echo was so loud that the boys in the entire dormitory building came out to see the excitement, many of them barearm or wearing only underwear.

"On the fourth floor, Lu Yi, a law major in the boys' dormitory, you come out for me! If you don't come out and explain it clearly, I, Cao Anna, won't be leaving today! ”

"Lu Yi, you can, it's usually a boy who takes a loudspeaker into the girls' dormitory and shouts 'so-and-so, I love you'...... Today, you're doing the opposite! Lu's roommate Ah Hua shouted.

"Usually, in some cases, if the girl agrees, she will go down to accept the flowers and kiss them, but if she doesn't...... said Dongge in the dormitory.

"What's the matter if you don't agree?" Lu Yi's roommate Jianfang asked.

"Just pour a basin of cold water down there."

"Look! Someone really poured cold water down there, it's the people on the fifth floor! Ah Hua shouted again.

Lu Yi rushed out of the dormitory, only to see that the girls downstairs were splashed with water like chickens in soup, miserable, and looked up, isn't this Zhang Song who met in the Internet café in the afternoon?

"It was Lu Yi who asked me to water it, I'm sorry beauty!" The person on the fifth floor left a word and disappeared.

I saw that the girl downstairs was like an angry gauge MAX small universe was about to explode, and her big eyes were full of hatred flames, estimated to be nearly more than a thousand degrees Celsius.

"Lu Yi, you wait for the old lady! See if I don't go up and kill you! ”

The girl named Cao Anna menacingly walked into the boys' dormitory building, when the administrator aunt blocked, there was a scene that all boys had never seen in their lives, Cao Anna directly locked the administrator aunt to the outside of the dormitory, so that the entire boys' dormitory formed a closed space that could not enter and exit, Cao Anna and her two little sisters, like zombies out of the cage, directly killed the fourth floor dormitory, all the boys who were unfortunately met on the stairs were punched and kicked, directly hit the vital point, the scene was extremely ferocious, After that, it became a tragic shadow that lingered for many boys when they urinated frequently at midnight.

"Run, the third floor has been conquered, and the fourth floor is only a matter of time before it falls, all humans are waiting for a hero to save, this person, it's you! Lu Yi! Ah Hua said as he was kicked against the wall from the top of the stairs, and his palms twitched constantly, as if he was fighting against fate.

"When did you mess with such a brutal girl? Was it because you didn't give money last night? Dong Ge shouted.

"I don't know!" Lu Yi replied.

"Don't worry, for the sake of Xiao Lu Yi in her belly, I won't do anything to you, let me stop her!" Roommate Jianfang stepped forward at this time.

Three seconds later, Jianfang, who had practiced junior martial arts, was directly knocked out by another female player who was not of the same magnitude, holding her arms and abdomen, and kneeling in the middle of the corridor. When Cao Anna walked by, she gently pushed with her hand, and Jianfang, who was one meter and eight years old, fell down violently, startling the remaining two chickens and dog thieves, oh, no, it was chickens flying and dogs jumping!

"Jianfang, a real man! The big deal is to be crippled, and we will take care of you for the rest of your life at the bedside in the future! Dong Ge shouted.

At this time, there was an iron fist as big as a bean paste bun, which was smashing towards the bridge of Dongge's nose! Seeing that Brother Dong was about to die in the West, Superman on Earth stretched out his fist of justice and clenched the iron sandbag tightly.

In just a moment, the agile blonde girl and the short-haired glasses boy formed a confrontation.

"Woman, you are enough, Brother Dong's family is old and young, and the ninety-nine-year-old grandmother in the family can't be left unattended, if you go down with this fist, his fragile body will not be able to stand it......" Lu Yi pretended to be calm and said.

"I wish his grandmother a long life, okay? Look for death, you! Say! Where is Lu Yi, a law major? Cao Anna asked.

"You turn left and go upstairs, and there is a dormitory on the fifth floor with "Boundless Mana" on the door. He's thin and likes to smoke a cigarette ......"

"Didn't I hear that the school sister said that she didn't live on the fourth floor?" Anna Cao asked.

"Just, just, just ran away! It must be so! Lu Yi lied.

Cao Anna hurriedly stepped up to the fifth floor, ran two steps and turned back, hugged her fist at Lu Yi and said, "Thank you!" Heroes! ”

Then the wind and dust caught up to the fifth floor, and soon after, the tragic sound of killing pigs was heard upstairs, and a cigarette butt mixed with complex and indescribable tears threw an arc from the air, cutting through the mysterious face of the night sky.

"Resident Evil Alert Lifted!" Ah Hua crawled to Jianfang's "corpse" and said.

I saw Jian Fang open his eyes, retract the martial arts that ran to Xiao Zhoutian in his body, and said with a smile: "The beating magic skill has actually broken through the bottleneck that has been troubled for a long time, and I succeeded!" It worked! ”

"I really admire Ah Yi's wit, by the way, what's going on with my ninety-nine-year-old grandmother?" Dong Ge asked.

"I wish your grandmother a long life!" Lu Yi replied.

"But my grandmother is long gone......"

After the dormitory manager aunt was locked, she encouraged her classmates to ring the alarm bell and the fire bell at the same time, alarming the campus police and fire fighting, and a few minutes later, with the efforts of a group of uncles, Cao Anna was carried out, this scene was brilliantly passed by many melon-eating people, and the sophomore girl Cao Anna made a big fuss in the boy's dormitory, and was suppressed by the explosion-proof police with a high-pressure water cannon before being brought to justice.

The next day, the school held a special review meeting because of this matter, and Cao Anna read out a written inspection in front of all teachers and students in the school:

"Lu Yi, a student in the second class of the first-year law major, listen, you are unkind, don't blame me for being unjust! You emailed me and said I was ugly! Loud voice! Whoever married me is unlucky for eight lifetimes! Good! From today on, I, Cao Anna, will pester you, marry you, and I will consume you to death! ”

"Is this reading a review? Is it like a review written as a love letter? Look at Director Chen, this is the good student taught by our school's physical education major!? The headmaster slapped the table angrily.

"Principal Li, don't worry, I will handle this matter properly. However, Cao's family background is not ordinary, the new playground in our school was funded by his brother, and yesterday he said that he was going to sponsor a batch of computers for us...... "Director Chen said.

"Really? In recent years, there are not many good students who care about the school and classmates like her, who is who, Director Chen, that is called Lu Yi, you have to educate and educate well, and I actually sent me an email yesterday, saying that I am ugly, loud, and no one wants me, I am this age, although my husband is gone, but the child is in high school, he still dares to tease me, and he is too bold, and he must be severely punished! Principal Li commanded.

"Okay, don't worry, I have a hundred ways to deal with disobedient students......" Director Chen replied.

Since then, the unlucky classmate Lu Yi has been on the blacklist of the principal and the director of teaching, but he doesn't know it.

"Ahh Lu Yi sneezed.

Since fifteen minutes ago, Cao Anna cursed in front of all the classmates in the school, Lu Yi felt as if he was haunted by a female ghost, the wind was gusting, and he felt cold from time to time.

Lu Yi opened the email with his mobile phone, and one hundred and twenty unread emails popped up. Lu Yi typed several letters in turn, the first one: "Hello, your manuscript has been checked by the Editorial Department of the Reporter Agency, thank you for your support!" ”

The second letter: "Dead ghost, it's so annoying!" ”

The third letter: "Have you taken drugs?" Lao Tzu is a man! You won't let me go! ”

The fourth: "Handsome guy, your mailbox must have been hit by a virus, don't go to the website with colors anymore, it's not safe, you can contact me at any time if you want to, WeChat XXXXXXXXX." ”

The fifth letter: "Lu Yi, you were fired from the editorial department!" Narcissists like you are not welcome in the press agency! ”

The sixth letter: "My name is Anna, I don't care who you are, explain things clearly downstairs in the dormitory after self-study at 9 o'clock, if you don't come, don't blame me for being unkind!" ”

Seventh: "............"

Lu Yi's mailbox was flooded with boundless saliva, but he also understood that there were many contact addresses associated with the mailbox because of the work needs of the reporter agency, and he must have been manipulated by Zhang Song on the computer in the Internet café yesterday. This group message ridiculed female classmates, he must have become a public enemy of the whole people, and it is better to say that 6 of the 7 clubs he worked hard to pay were dismissed at once, which is quite lonely.

Finally, Lu Yi made a difficult decision, he passed by the street corner to buy a cup of milk tea stuffed with pearls, passed by a stall and bought a takoyaki without octopus, passed by a fruit shop and bought a nail clipper next to a watermelon knife, and rushed into an inconspicuous "fashion Internet café" like Cao Anna's menacing appearance last night.

"What about Zhang Song? Are you there? Lu Yi asked the boss at the door.

"You ask my little fellow? He's just come up, but ......"

Lu Yi looked at the place where Zhang Song usually sits, and saw a wounded man with a white bandage on his head, sitting on a computer chair, eating instant noodles, and looking at himself.

"Enemy! It's your son! The bad old man's mouth is crooked and his eyes are swollen! Zhang Song jumped up like a mummy.

At this time, the Internet café sounded energetic DJ music, and Lu Yi was like a Maoshan Taoist priest, with pearl milk tea in his left hand and octopus in his right hand rushing towards the mummy.

"Ahh Say! Why are you messing with my email to send emails? ”

"Ahh Say! Why put that tigress on the fifth floor? ”

"Say! Yes! Why splash a girl with water? ”

"Say! Yes! Lao Tzu only hated not splashing her with hot water! ”

“……”

“……”

After seven or eight rounds, the owner of the Internet café patted the table when he was tired and said, "Little fellow and young man, can you two fight like men?" ”

"Men?"

"Fighting?"

"The cause of the incident, I probably see it very clearly, it's not a thing in the game, you can go to the game to solve it, okay? I still have business here. ”

"Good!" Zhang Song and Lu Yi replied in unison.