"Hehe, hallucination."

"It's not a hallucination."

"No, no, no, it must be an illusion, oops, I didn't sleep well last night, and I have hallucinations today, yes, yes, yes, hurry into the building, according to the older generation, as long as you walk into the building, the hallucinations will not appear again."

Huang Xiaobei chicken thief rushed to the building with his tiger bone wine very fast, so fast that he flew up, and ran out of six or seven meters in almost two seconds, which shows how fast he is.

Miss Yiyi, who was holding a gift full of gifts, couldn't help but purse her little mouth when she looked at Commissioner Huang's flying posture of running for her life.

pinched his waist and said with a fierce look: "If you don't come back, I'll let you go to the toilet!" ”

"Hey, isn't this a big miss, why are you here, miss? I haven't seen you for many days, Xiaobei, I miss it very much. Commissioner Huang, who was about to rush into the building, heard the threat that the eldest lady was so familiar that he couldn't be more familiar, and ran back.......

Looking at the living Miss Yiyi in front of him, and looking at the gift in the hand of the eldest lady, Commissioner Huang gathered around Miss Yiyi like a pug like when he was in the hotel, nodded and said, "Miss, are you here?" Miss, have you eaten? Miss, you're pretty again, Miss, Miss......"

In the end, Huang Xiaobei almost cried, "Miss, you are here for Mao!" ”

It's no wonder that Commissioner Huang almost cried, originally thought that he didn't have to see the eldest lady again in the past two days, and he didn't have to accept her torture, but who would have thought that this existence written as "eldest lady" and read as "accident" actually followed?!

"Miss, you will be here for Mao!" Commissioner Huang broke down and shouted.

"Hah!" On the delicate and lovely face of Miss Yiyi, a sweet smile was revealed, like a child who had done a good deed, and raised a gift like an adult asking for merit and rewarding, and said.

"Of course, I came to see my uncle, my uncle is very good, I have always wanted to visit him, you see, I spent a lot of money to buy these gifts."

As she spoke, the eldest lady stared at her big eyes cutely.

"Why are you here?"

"Oh, I'm coming...... Hey, wait, you're anti-guest-oriented! Is it me who asks you again? Don't put on a pretense that you're the master, okay! ”

Miss Yiyi smiled hesitantly.

With a small black skirt and a white silk shirt, the eldest lady doesn't look too cute, and today the eldest lady also replaced her long hair, which has always been loose, with a cute ball head.

Especially the pink sneakers of the eldest lady, oh oh oh, the eldest lady's feet are so small, I really want to hold them in my arms and lick them...... I'm going to Huang Xiaobei, are you still human!

She's coming with you to fix you! She's going to torture you hard today! As a result, you still have such disgusting thoughts, and sure enough, you've been with the perverts for a long time, and you've infected yourself!

Commissioner Huang clutched his chest and looked distressed.

Huang Xiaobei, Huang Xiaobei, how many times have you said, don't be fooled by the beautiful appearance of the eldest lady, she is a little devil, you must, don't be fooled by her pure and lovely appearance, remember, she is a demon, she is the worst in the world!

Miss Yiyi silently stretched out her little feet.

"Do you want to lick it?"

"It's dripping, it's dripping."

A second before he had already leaned down, reason reoccupied the peak.

Huang Xiaobei raised his hand and slapped a big mouth on his face.

me, don't tempt me!

That kind of behavior just now was only done by the eldest son of Chu!!

However, those shoes are really cute, and the long legs of the eldest lady are really uncontrollable...... I'm going to strangle you, Huang Xiaobei! Why don't you remember! Can you show some of Megumi Yanagishita's ambition!!

Isn't Megumi Yanagishita, who is not in a mess, your idol in life? Is that how you study like an idol?! It's really not okay to take Wei Zhongxian as an idol!!

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After being exhausted by the eldest lady again, Huang Xiaobei stared at the innocent and lovely eldest lady Yiyi with a resentful face.

"Miss, do you want to discuss something? Would you like to come back to see him tomorrow? ”

"Not good."

"Why?"

"Because there's no comparison!"

Commissioner Huang looked confused, "What are you talking about?" ”

Miss Yiyi consciously lost her words, quickly covered her little mouth, and then came to Huang Xiaobei's side with a smile, showing off the gift in her hand.

"Look, you see, people have been shopping for a day today, and they finally bought these things, do you think my uncle will like it?"

Huang Xiaobei glanced at the gift in the eldest lady's hand.

Ginseng?

Velvet?

Wine?

Chinese cigarettes?

There were also several bags filled with unknown foreign characters and what appeared to be brand-name clothes.

This, this, these things can't be brought down without hundreds of thousands, right?!

Nima, is this really the perfect woman in the mouth of the Taoist master, who has refused to recognize the Taoist master for more than ten years in order to fight for a breath, and has been living strong with her own efforts?

This rich second generation has reached a certain level!

After reading the eldest lady's gift, Huang Xiaobei was shocked to the darkness of his face, especially after looking at the tiger bone wine he had just bought for sixty yuan in his hand......

Commissioner Huang silently shed two lines of old tears.

Nima's comparison is simply not too tragic!

Nima is not comparable at all!

At this point, Commissioner Huang finally understood what the eldest lady meant by the comparison.

"Hehe, hehehe, eldest miss, don't be so tactful, just say that today is to fix me every day."

Miss Yiyi carried the heavy gifts, and puffed up her mouth very unhappily and said: "People have come to help you fill the façade, why do you still say that, you can say that I bought these gifts with you in a while." ”

Huang Xiaobei was overjoyed when he heard this, and he couldn't believe it, "Really? Then thank you, Miss, come, it's very heavy, I'll help you get it. ”

"No, no, no, people come by themselves, people come by themselves."

"No, no, no, it's still me, it's still me."

"Don't, don't~ I'm going to take it myself~ Otherwise, it's easy to ..... in a while. Well, nothing, nothing. ”

"Anyway, eldest lady, are you really just here to see the uncle? You two don't know each other very well, do you? ”

"Guess what."

Huang Xiaobei and Miss Yiyi walked into the building in a noisy manner.

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Although I don't understand what kind of medicine is sold in the eldest lady's gourd, she has come here, and she can't drive her away, right?

I had that thought, but the strong desire to survive suggests that you'd better calm down.

took the elevator all the way to the eighteenth floor, and when he stepped out of the elevator, Huang Xiaobei looked around and soon found his uncle's house.

Standing in front of the uncle's house and confirming the house number, Huang Xiaobei began to adjust the expression on his face.

Soon, a warm and natural smile appeared on Commissioner Huang's face.

Nothing else. Today is to let the uncle understand that he is happy to come to see him, and he has no other thoughts at all, and the eight achievements will be here in the future, and I won't leave if you drive me away.

Standing in front of the door, Commissioner Huang looked up and thought.

Uncle must be happy, right? It is estimated that he will give me a hug as soon as he sees me, and then pat me on the back, crying and crying: "You always come back, uncle can't sleep when you think about it." ”

It's a lot of nausea, but I always feel refreshed.

Uncle, I'm ready for your hug.

With a thick smile on his face, Huang Xiaobei coughed lightly, then stretched out his hand and slowly rang the doorbell of his uncle's house.

"Ding-dong."

"Who?" Uncle Liu's voice sounded behind the door.

Huang Xiaobei was about to surprise him, so he didn't speak, and pulled Miss Layi again and asked her not to speak.

The eldest lady nodded her little head in understanding, indicating that she understood.

After a while, there were footsteps and voices from behind the door.

"Who is this?"

Soon, Uncle Liu opened the door of his house with a cigarette in his mouth and slippers, looking like he hadn't woken up much.

"Hey, uncle, it seems that someone on your floor is getting married today, and the elevators are all open...... I'll go! ”

Huang Xiaobei saw that the uncle opened the door, and hurriedly came up with a smile, and at the same time began to take off his shoes and enter the house.

But unexpectedly, as soon as he saw Huang Xiaobei, Uncle Liu was stunned at the time, and then raised his leg and kicked it directly.

"Bang!" The door slammed shut.

Huang Xiaobei was slapped directly on the ground.......

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Sitting on the ground in a daze, Commissioner Huang's brain instantly short-circuited.

Wait, just now, what's going on just now?

I, I'm here, I didn't hug, I didn't hug me and cry, and I didn't just kick me, right?

Wait a minute? What's going on here? Do I look like a loan shark?

Miss Yiyi kindly helped Huang Xiaobei up from the ground.

"Are you alright?"

"No, Miss, will you wait a while? Did I just get a kick? ”

"Yes, and it's flying quite far."

"This ......"

Huang Xiaobei and Miss Yiyi, you look at me, I look at you, standing stupidly outside the door, not knowing what's wrong.

"Are we in the wrong place?" Miss Yiyi pulled Huang Xiaobei's leather jacket softly and asked.

Huang Xiaobei rubbed his stomach, which was still a little painful, glanced at the house number again, shook his head and said, "Can't you?" It should be here, and the person just now must be an uncle. ”

Just when Huang Xiaobei and Miss Yiyi were at a loss, the strange words of the uncle suddenly sounded behind the door.

"Hello? Oh stinky boy, you're at the door, okay, go straight upstairs, someone got married today, and the elevator is open. Oh, I'm busy cooking for you, and you're taking the elevator up by yourself, what's the matter? You have to let me carry you up, grandma, how old are you, okay, I'll open the door for you. ”

Huang Xiaobei looked confused and stretched out his hand to scratch his face.

What the hell is he doing?

After about half a minute, I saw the door opened enthusiastically by Uncle Liu, who had an apron tied around his waist, a frying spoon in his hand, and a face that was hung with sweat or tap water.

Wiping the sweat on his forehead, Uncle Liu looked like he was stir-frying vegetables in full swing, tired and sweating, and greeted Commissioner Huang.

"Come on, come on, come into the house, come into the house, hey, I was busy cooking just now, I didn't hear you call me, how about it, uncle, this community is good, the environment is not particularly good, I must come back often in the future."

"Well, I didn't call."

The uncle slapped his head suddenly, "Yes, yes, yes, I told you yesterday that I got married today, so I didn't ask you to call me, okay, don't stand, hurry up and enter the house." ”

"That, uncle, you don't seem to have an apron on your body just now?"

The smile on Uncle Liu's face gradually became a little embarrassed.

"Well, uncle, did you give me a kick just now?"

The smile on Uncle Liu's face disappeared.

Soon, the vicious eyes emanated from the eagle eyes of Uncle Liu, staring at Huang Xiaobei viciously, and the uncle almost gritted his teeth.

"Can you die if you don't speak?"

"This ......"