"Can you die if you don't speak!"

Looking at the uncle's vicious eyes, Commissioner Huang grinned wryly.

Commissioner Huang said that although he didn't know exactly what he was playing just now, it was certainly not a good thing.

Forget it, just let him go.

Because Huang Xiaobei's height completely blocked Miss Yiyi behind him, the uncle didn't find that the eldest lady was also there, and Huang Xiaobei also took off his shoes and entered the room first.

As soon as he entered the house, Huang Xiaobei hurriedly ran to Uncle Liu's side, put his arm around his shoulder, and whispered in his ear: "I will tell you something in advance, I am not the only one who came today, there is another one, but we are either together, or we met by chance, do you understand what I mean?" The most important thing is that you don't think about anything at all when you see her, you know? ”

Uncle Liu blinked his glasses strangely, looking like he couldn't figure out the situation.

"What did you kid say?"

Huang Xiaobei was just about to instruct his uncle carefully, but unexpectedly, Miss Yiyi jumped out directly from behind Huang Xiaobei.

Holding the full gift in her hand, the eldest lady bowed politely to the already frightened old Uncle Liu, and said with a smile.

"Hello uncle, I'm coming to see you today, are you welcome? (*≧∪≦)”

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Seeing the uncle happily accept the heavy gift in the eldest lady's hand, instead of showing a little excitement, he smiled very normally.

"Welcome, how can you not be welcome, can I not welcome Yiyi, come and sit in the house with you, you can sit casually, Uncle will bring you fruit."

"Thank you, uncle."

Taking off her shoes, Miss Yiyi stepped on her little pink socks and walked into the living room.

Looking at the normal uncle, looking at the uncle who didn't have any violent reaction at all, Huang Xiaobei rubbed his eyes in a daze.

Me, am I mistaken? Isn't this Nima's reaction not quite right?

Anyway, how could he be this reaction? That's not normal, isn't it? Shouldn't the normal style of painting be to say something about marriage and other issues immediately after seeing the eldest lady go home with me again? How to ...... now?

Commissioner Huang was very surprised and thought, "Could it be that Uncle understands what I just said?" That's why you didn't react so aggressively? Hey, that's not ........"

Just as Commissioner Huang was happy, he saw Uncle Liu, who was helping Miss Yiyi get the gift, suddenly turned around and gave himself a thumbs up.

At this moment, Commissioner Huang read a sentence in the very demonstrative eyes of Uncle Liu.

"Well done!"

Heh, hehe, is this special? I think the big picture is decided, right.....

Huang Xiaobei sighed tiredly.

Sure enough, I'm still too young.

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"Sit down, sit down, hey, I didn't know Yiyi was here today, I didn't have much preparation, but fortunately, when I ordered...... No, no, when I was cooking, I was afraid that this stinky boy would not be able to eat enough, so I made a few more dishes, and Yiyi stayed at my uncle's house to eat tonight, so that you can taste my uncle's craftsmanship. ”

Uncle Liu took the frying spoon, and after finishing speaking, he hurriedly patted his head, "Hey, hey, sit down first, I'll go see how the soup is." ”

Huang Xiaobei subconsciously wanted to enter the kitchen and said, "Uncle, then I'll help you do it." ”

Unexpectedly, Uncle Liu "swished" in front of Huang Xiaobei, stubbornly protecting the kitchen behind him, and almost hoarsely said: "No! Never! I'll have this meal tonight! I have to give you a taste of my craft!! ”

Huang Xiaobei looked at the weak-hearted uncle in front of him in a daze, not knowing what he was doing.

Well, I, don't I just want to help you get started? Do you shout like killing a pig?

At this time, I saw Miss Yiyi sweetly come to the uncle with the gift in her hand, and said with a shy look.

"Uncle, I don't know what you like, so I just bought some casually, and you can see if there is anything you like."

Uncle Liu suddenly screamed, his face was full of flattery, and he didn't know whether to pick it up or put it with his hands, and as a result, he danced like a psychopath.

"Give me something to buy? It's not that you buy anything, if you come to your uncle's house, it's like going back to your own house, and you have said 10,000 times that you won't be allowed to buy things, you see ......."

Huang Xiaobei was just about to say that it's okay, it's okay, this is what we should do.

Unexpectedly, Miss Yiyi directly blocked in front of him, and said with a smile: "Uncle, it doesn't matter, and uncle, I bought it, and it has nothing to do with him." ”

Miss Yiyi sued Huang Xiaobei's complaint, and said with a pitiful look: "And uncle, I just asked him to help me get it, and he was still not happy." ”

The expression on Huang Xiaobei's face can only be described as "I really believe in your evil".

I knew it, I knew it!

I said, Miss, how could you be so kind, you are really waiting for me here.

Huang Xiaobei was complaining in his heart, but the uncle went up and slapped Huang Xiaobei's head.

The expression on his face was as fierce as that of Zhong Kui.

"You're going to die! You can exhaust you by getting something for Yiyi! You just want to be a bachelor for the rest of your life, don't you? ”

Commissioner Huang held his head, which was called a grievance.

I'm Nima, I'm messing with someone.

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Holding the things that Miss Yiyi bought for herself, Uncle Liu was really happy, don't want it, don't look at it and say that he doesn't want it, but he doesn't want these things in his heart.

It's not that the uncle is greedy for money, but Miss Yiyi is willing to buy things for him, doesn't this mean ......, hey, okay, good, I guess I can see the birth of the next generation before I die.

No, Uncle Liu, who was about to faint happily, immediately stood on Miss Yiyi's side.

Hearing that the eldest lady said that Huang Xiaobei came empty-handed, and hearing that the eldest lady said that Commissioner Huang came to see him empty-handed, Uncle Liu suddenly lowered his face and launched a white-eyed attack on Huang Xiaobei.

"I bought it with Yiyi, heh, I knew he was reluctant to pay me this money, and I don't know how embarrassed he was to enter this door."

"That's it."

Miss Yiyi helped fan the flames, so don't be too happy.

Me, I.....

Commissioner Huang on the side is simply aggrieved, don't want it.

Uncle Nima, you are still unreasonable, yesterday it was clear that you said that you don't want things, and said that if I dare to buy things, you dare to throw them in through the window, how can you say that you will turn your face!

Huang Xiaobei looked at the two people in front of him who cast contemptuous glances at him at the same time, and the commissioner comrade immediately raised his chest and snorted coldly.

"Who said I came back empty-handed, uncle, wait and see, I'll buy you something too, and keep it as you like."

Old Uncle Liu stared at Huang Xiaobei for a while, and said very suspiciously: "It won't be ten yuan and ten pairs of socks......

Huang Xiaobei almost turned over.

Wiping the cold sweat on his forehead, Commissioner Huang was embarrassed.

Mom, how did he know, how did he know if I wanted to buy him socks before, or the kind of ten dollars and ten pairs.

Well, wait, isn't it possible that I look like the kind of person who would only buy this kind of bargain?

Heh, it's just a joke.

"Oh how is it possible, can I be so non-human? Ten dollars and ten pairs of socks, is that something that people can buy? Uncle, look at it, tiger bone wine! I honor you. ”

When he entered the house before, Huang Xiaobei disliked that the tiger bone wine was too heavy, so he put the wine at the door, and now he hurriedly ran out, and walked back with the big jar of tiger bone wine very proudly.

In the surprised eyes of Miss Yiyi and Uncle Liu, Huang Xiaobei directly took the tiger bone wine out of the bag, and said proudly.

"Uncle, look, I spent sixty ..... on the tiger bone wine Ahh The one who bought it back for six hundred dollars! Hey, uncle, don't think about it, this is a dead tiger in the zoo, and it has nothing to do with wild animals. ”

Uncle Liu was stunned for a moment when he saw the Moutai bag, and when he saw what kind of tiger bone wine was actually contained in the so-called Moutai bag, Uncle Liu couldn't help but whisper.

"I thought it was Moutai."

"What is Moutai, Uncle told you unceremoniously, Moutai is worthy of my tiger bone wine as a package, then I can easily look down on it."

Huang Xiaobei blew the cowhide, which was called a bottomless one.

"Uncle, you don't know, do you? My tiger bone wine, that is taken from the tiger's body closest to the heart of the big bone, not to mention anything else, you drink this wine, I will give you six years of longevity! ”

Miss Yiyi hugged her thin arm, pursed her mouth, and said ruthlessly: "There are definitely no six hundred." ”

Huang Xiaobei grimaced at her, you have the ability to bite me.

Miss Yiyi was like an angry little female cat, and she also flashed her little claws at Huang Xiaobei.

Bite you and bite you.

When the two of them grimaced again, Uncle Liu walked up to the so-called tiger bone wine and looked at it seriously.

It's not that he hasn't seen tiger bone wine, and it's not that he hasn't drunk it, but Commissioner Huang's bottle of tiger bone wine ...... Why isn't it the right color?

After opening the jar, Uncle Liu first smelled the wine.

After all, a bottle of really good wine accounts for almost half of the score.

But after smelling it, after smelling the strong, and a little spicy eye-catching wine, Uncle Liu immediately frowned.

stared suspiciously at the bottle of so-called tiger bone wine, up and down.

Is this Nima really tiger bone wine? Why don't the bones look like each other?

There is also the aroma of this wine, there is no aroma of tiger bone wine at all, and then again, how is the tiger bone in it, how does it look a bit like a dog bone?

Even if I don't talk about these, but just the things soaked in here, don't think I can't see it, except for wolfberries, they are basically all fakes!

Old Uncle Liu touched his chin and muttered in his heart.

"Eighty percent of the fakes were bought from which stalls, right? Damn, this kid is really good, and he has drunk six years of longevity, if I really drink this thing, it will be easy to go to the west if I don't do it! ”

But Uncle Liu finally smiled.

Touching the tiger bone wine that Commissioner Huang bought, he smiled happily.

Forget it, whatever he is, I'll treat him as a tiger bone wine.

It's not easy for this kid to buy me something once, well, he has me in his heart.

"That's right, this is tiger bone wine, I've drunk tiger bone wine before, that's what it tastes like." Uncle Liu smiled and helped Huang Xiaobei get over.

And after saying that, he opened his mouth as if he wanted to say thank you, but for some reason he didn't say it, probably not need.

"Come on, come on, don't talk about these gifts, sit down, sit down, you all sit." After Uncle Liu accepted the gift, he smiled and beckoned Huang Xiaobei and Miss Yiyi to take a seat.

Miss Yiyi raised her little hand and said in a soft and cute voice that could not be refused, "Uncle, I want to visit Huang Xiaom's bedroom, can I?" ”

Huang Xiaobei looked at the harmless and cute eldest lady on the side with some horror.

For some reason, he suddenly felt his heart beat.

Something is going to happen.

Uncle Liu smiled and nodded, very relieved and moved.

"Okay, come to Yiyi, I'll take you to see his room."

At this time, Huang Xiaobei suddenly felt that something was not quite right there, walked to the uncle's side, and pulled the uncle who wanted to take the eldest lady to visit, Huang Xiaobei reminded kindly.

"Uncle, have you forgotten something?"

Old Uncle Liu looked at him very strangely and said, "What is it?" ”

"Didn't you just say you were making soup? Aren't you afraid that the soup will be burned dry? ”

The uncle looked strange and said, "When did I say I made soup?" ”

"Huh?"