There is no doubt that the dog king is proud, and as a dog, his dog life creed has always been to be a proud dog, to be a dog that does not bow to humans.

Let me ask, will it eat the food that comes from such pride? Of course not!

It's about the same as having stupid humans touch their balls of flesh and then take the food they pay tribute to.

This is the dog king's life for dogs.

In the eyes of the Dog King, there are probably three kinds of humans in this world, one is ignorant, such as ordinary people who have no feelings for dogs.

This kind of people, the dog king, expressed disdain for them.

You turned a blind eye to such a noble king, and you didn't even know how to offer dog food! It's so ignorant. But as a king, he has his own corresponding mind, and here, this king forgives the ignorance of Er.

In addition to ignorance, there is also a kind of human being in the eyes of the Dog King, belonging to the level of being born to go to hell, for example, some humans who are very unfriendly to dogs, walking on the street and seeing stray dogs, they have to spit and throw a stone.

For this kind of person, the dog king has one word.

"Pay more attention to your back when you walk in the future, this king likes you damn human asses very much."

I'm afraid it's not a brother and a dog.......

As for the last one, it's probably the stupid human ———— Miss Yiyi in front of you,

For the last kind of stupid humans, the dog king is extremely proud, and he also likes those stupid guys very much, because in the stupid humans, the dog king has fully found the dignity that belongs to the king.

Whenever he saw someone taking the initiative to give him food, the corner of the dog king's mouth would show a disdainful smile on the corner of his mouth, and he looked at those human eyes with great pride.

Look, take a good look at the flattering smiles on these guys' faces! They are so tall and mighty that they will show such a flattering smile to this king, and they will take the initiative to squat down and let this king look down at their unbearable appearance.

Hehe, sure enough, those humans who laugh when they see themselves are indeed the stupidest creatures in the world!

The king had mercy on his claws and caressed them as if they had been pilgrimage-like, and the humans laughed as if they had the whole world.

Not only that, but the king, who only gently raised his holy claws, would provoke them to come with a lot of delicacies to pay tribute, and if he refused to eat them, those stupid fellows would be very sad and let out a bitter wail.

Oh, what a stupid, stupid creature! This self-depraved creature is worthy of being a servant of this king's birth!

Yes, in their eyes, a valuable meal is probably only worth stroking the king's holy claws once, well, this kind of inferior servant thinks this king likes it very much, it seems that after a few years of lurking, this king will probably be able to rule the world!

This is the human being in the eyes of the Dog King, and this is the world in the eyes of the Dog King.

Because of the excessive flattery of dog lovers, even the dog king has the illusion that he can rule the world, and has been working tirelessly for this for a while now, and he has been fantasizing about what brand of dog food to eat every day after ruling the world.

But what the dog king never expected was that it, who was dominating the wind and the clouds, caring about the world, and making all the humans and animals in the vicinity frightened, actually planted a big heel, or a girl who looked weak?

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Because Miss Yiyi brought too much food, a dog like the Dog King, who had seen the world, of course knew the value of those foods, so it was unprecedented for Miss Yiyi to touch the meat balls for five minutes, and then left with the food in his mouth.

If it were a change to the past, two bowls of dog food would almost be able to touch the dog king's holy claws and touch his head? Stupid human, are you killing yourself! Do not delusionally take an inch, for the proud head of this king cannot be touched by you flattering and inferior servants!

What the? Why do you want to leave with food in your mouth and not eat it in front of humans?

No, no, no, you must not do that, because then wouldn't it seem that this king is too undignified, what is the difference between this king who bows his head and eats in front of human beings, and eats the food they give alms, this king is not one of those wastes who will wag his tail, this king is proud!

But even in pride, Comrade Dog King opened his mouth, although he can fight well and care about the world, he is also a small earth dog in the end, and he can take away a small part of the food at most at a time.

When Comrade Dog King was about to leave with food in his mouth for the second time, he secretly went back to the hotel to change into Ash's cos suit, and Miss Yiyi, who had always behaved harmless to humans and animals, quietly took out the Poké Ball from her clothes pocket.

Aiming at the dog king who was taking food, Miss Yiyi, whose face was flushed with excitement, changed her previous honest and cute, smashed the Poké Ball hard, and screamed in her mouth.

"Come in, White Holy Dog!"

"Smack!"

There was no accident, the Poké Ball directly smashed the Dog King on his heels, and even the Dog King was dumbfounded when he got up, what is the situation? Usually I turn my face with humans, but now why is it faster than my face?

The rest of the story is very imaginable, the dog king chased the eldest lady and bit for half an hour, from the hotel to the Industrial and Commercial Bank of China, and then from the Industrial and Commercial Bank of China back to the hotel.

Miss Yiyi, who ran away wildly, cried and cried, and shouted very aggrievedly, "People just want to subdue you, why do you want to bite me!" ”

"Woohoo!"

The roar of the Dog King was furious like never before.

At that moment, the dog king, who was smashed to the ground by a strange spherical object, felt insulted.

Noble as it was actually played by humans, proud as it was, and actually bullied by a little human girl who looked honest and cute?

O unforgivable, unforgivable bastard! Pay the penalty with your blood!

Especially when he heard the eldest lady say that she wanted to support herself, the dog king's eyes were red and he barked wildly.

Translated, it is probably "You are the oldest, and you are also worthy of raising this king!" ”

Miss Yiyi, who hurriedly hid back to the hotel, hurriedly dialed Huang Xiaobei's phone and asked Huang Xiaobei, who was brushing dishes, to help her.

Don't say it, Commissioner Huang really went, but Miss Yiyi told him on the phone that a very cute and cute puppy was accidentally annoyed by himself, so come and help others.

When Commissioner Huang heard this, he rolled up his sleeves and walked out without saying a word, scolding and scolding in his mouth, "A little broken dog still dares to bully the eldest lady, what's the matter, look at the eldest lady's cuteness, you bastard dare to bully, why don't you bully me!" Capable of ...... you"

Looking at the barking and furry dog king at the door of the hotel, Commissioner Huang swallowed his saliva.

He probably remembered where the dog had come from.

However, this dog looks quite ferocious, but, but it should be afraid of adults, right? I take a broom to scare and scare......

"Oh, Xiaobei, help! Help me, come and save me! ”

In front of him, the innocent old guard was being pressed to the ground by the angry dog king......

The sharp fangs, the angry roar, and the fact that the Dog King used his famous stunt at the beginning - the flying dragon riding face, immediately threw the old guard to the ground, jumped on the old guard and bit it, and it was also a special butt, and it was all bloody!

To say that Lao Wei is also cheap, just now he dared to shake his leg at the angry Dog King, and asked the Dog King to get out of the way, don't disturb the guests of their hotel, but was immediately taught by the Dog King how to behave once.

Seeing that Lao Wei was bitten by the dog king, his arms were full of dog marks, his buttocks were full of blood, and his uniform was bitten and tattered, Huang Xiaobei was so frightened that he trembled, and he didn't know where to forget his previous rhetoric.

You said that in the current situation, you said that the dog in front of him is more fierce than a wolf, if he dares to go out and shake the broom with the dog king, he is afraid that he will die worse than the old guard.

No, I have to go, this is a stray dog, this is more fierce than a Tibetan mastiff, I have to go, in case I am eaten by a stray dog, I will really become a joke in my life.

Commissioner Huang just wanted to leave, but unexpectedly, Miss Yiyi stood in front of him.

When I look at the Poké Ball that the eldest lady threw to herself, and when the eldest lady handed the Poké Ball to herself, she told him, "If the dog is no longer in the Poké Ball for a while, you will go to the toilet".

Commissioner Huang almost burst into tears.

Nima pits daddy, this is!

Miss, do you dare to cheat on your father? You actually asked me to subdue the dog who pressed the old guard to the ground and rubbed it outside, how can I subdue you? What will I give you?

Don't you see how ferocious this dog is? The old guard was almost bitten half to death by it, and I don't know if his life is in danger.

I'm up? I'm still going up to take it? Do you want me to subdue it, or do you want me to add another glorious record to it?

Anyway, even if it's a subdue, you should give me a * or a big Internet café that catches dogs, a Poke Ball? I really don't have superpowers!

Commissioner Huang really regretted that he believed Miss Yiyi's nonsense on the phone, mainly because when the eldest lady called him, her voice was crying, and she also said that she had encountered great difficulties, Huang Xiaom, if you don't come to help others, people, people may be, they may die of sadness.

After being chased and bitten by the dog king for an hour, Commissioner Huang, who escaped more than 3,000 meters from the city center in one go, thought of grief and indignation.

"I really believe in your wickedness! Next time I'm believing your nonsense, I won't have my last name........ I'll go, isn't this dog running too fast, I'm riding a shared bicycle, why can't I get rid of it! Big brother, big brother, let me go, didn't I just make a gesture with the Poke Ball, did you chase me for so long! ”

"Woohoo!"

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As soon as he remembered what happened a few days ago, Commissioner Huang expressed deep doubts about the difficulties in Miss Yiyi's mouth, if he hadn't run fast that day and fled back to the hotel in time, it is estimated that the first person to die under the mouth of the dog king would probably have the surname Huang.

Mom, do you want to feed me to the dog again this time? Hmph, I won't be fooled.

Lying on the bed, Huang Xiaobei said very perfunctorily: "I can't catch a certain Pokemon again, can I?" Then close your eyes now, and tomorrow morning the pokemon will enter your Poké Ball and wait for you. ”

Hmph, the second disease.