Picking up the phone, Huang Xiaobei didn't even look at it, so he directly pinched his teeth and said, "Miss, what do you want to do if you don't sleep so late?" ”

In the next second, an eerie voice came from the other end of the phone, "Pitch-black wings cover the earth, the catastrophe of the world is about to come, brave Huang Xiaom, are you willing to sign a contract with me and become a horse monkey soju?" In addition, I'm not the cute Miss Yiyi, I'm the messenger of Satan, so I'm not such a beautiful and lovely beautiful girl Yiyi ( ̄▽ ̄)~*. ”

The middle two breathing lines on the phone made Huang Xiaobei roll his eyes fiercely.

I knew that the eldest lady was a little sick in the second grade, but I didn't expect it to be so serious.

"Miss, you're all talking about it, is Satan on the set next door coming to make a cameo in the world of magical girls? And can you not make the second illness on this big night, why don't you go to save the world tomorrow? ”

A playful voice soon rang on the other end of the phone, "Hey, Huang Xiaom, why can you hear my voice, people obviously got off the voice changer." ”

Hehe, not to mention your sentence that Huang XiaoM exposed your identity from the beginning, and besides yourself and Master Chu, who else can praise you so frantically?

The most important point is that I have my mobile phone number, and it seems that you are the only one who knows.......

"Okay, okay, since Huang XiaoM found out, then people will say it directly, Huang XiaoM, I have encountered difficulties, if you don't come to help others, people maybe, people may die. ´Д｀ﾍ)。 Miss Yiyi said pitifully on the other end of the phone.

You won't die so easily, right? Anyway, Miss, you are a person with superpowers, I think even if Carl and them die, you should be able to live strong in this world, right?

In addition, it is difficult...... At the thought of this very familiar word, Commissioner Huang rolled his eyes again.

You want to trick me into feeding the dogs, right? Mom, I won't fall for you again!

It's no wonder that Commissioner Huang reacted so much when he heard the eldest lady say that she was in difficulty, because the eldest lady's so-called difficulties are generally more cheating.

For example, a few days ago, the eldest lady also said in this tone, saying that she had encountered very serious and serious difficulties, and if you didn't come to help me, people might have to die sadly, and before they died, they would drag you down together.

Typical death has to be pulled on the back.

To be honest, Commissioner Huang was a little scared, so he hurriedly asked what happened to the eldest lady, but after listening to the eldest lady's description, the commissioner's face was covered with black lines.

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It turned out that Miss Yiyi saw a white stray dog outside the hotel that afternoon, you must know that pets are generally more lethal to girls, and the same is true of the cute Miss Yiyi.

Seeing the white stray dog, Miss Yiyi's eyes suddenly popped up with little stars.

"Oops! What a cute puppy, come over and let my sister cuddle me. ”

Well, it's a normal opening remarks, and the next situation is also similar to the imagination of the people, the eldest lady squatted on the ground, stretched out her little hand and excitedly greeted the white stray dog not far away, but unfortunately, the little white earth dog was probably proud.

Hearing the call from behind him, the stray dog raised his head proudly, glanced at Miss Yiyi proudly, and then walked away very proudly.

Before leaving, he shook his hind legs, which probably meant "how can stupid human beings be worthy of touching my noble form." ”

Huang Xiaobei listened to Miss Yiyi's description at that time and posted a thought.

"This dog is really badly beaten."

But in the eyes of the eldest lady, the dog's leg shaking is simply the cutest thing in the world, although the dog refuses to let himself touch the meat ball is very excessive, but it doesn't matter.

Yes, it really didn't matter, because the white earth dog had just walked less than three steps before Miss Yiyi ran back to the hotel, and when Miss Yiyi returned, her arms were full of food.

"Don't go, dog, sister has something delicious here."

Abalone, grilled shrimp, chicken thighs, lamb chops, oyster foie gras, and other feasts, Miss Yiyi all fed to the proud white stray dog.

When Commissioner Huang learned the news, he slammed his head against the wall, and at the same time, Commissioner Huang, who was in tears, collapsed and shouted at the sky, "Loser, Miss, you loser!" You actually fed such a good thing to the dog, I haven't eaten it a few times! ”

If Commissioner Huang was also present at the time, it cannot be ruled out that he would rush up to grab food from the dog, and he could still fight with the dog for the sake of a chicken leg.

The proud white stray dog smelled the aroma of the food, and walked back with proud steps, but looking at the eldest lady's eyes were still so high, even the dog's head was raised high, it was simply proud.

Huang Xiaobei also learned later that this white stray dog is not big, and it is not a precious breed, but the most common Chinese pastoral dog, and it is even more common in the countryside.

But as the saying goes, people can not be good-looking, the same is true for dogs, don't look at this dog looks ordinary, but it is a famous dog king near the hotel, on weekdays specifically bullying passing private dogs, it is said that more than once someone has seen, a lot of large private dogs that have been bullied by it later give it a good meal, filial piety to its scene.

Starting from the hotel, all the way to the Industrial and Commercial Bank of China at the front, the entire commercial street is its territory.

If someone walks their dog down this street, either prepare a toll and honor the old man, or he will chase your dog and bite until it bites you and your dog out of the street.

Preliminary calculations, at least a dozen private dogs that refused to pay tolls were bitten by it and half disabled, even Alaska, a large dog was not spared, and the larger the dog, the more the dog king loves to bite, probably defeating opponents who are larger than their own size will have a greater sense of achievement.

Alas, since the stray dog came last year, it has directly led to the bustling commercial street in the city center rarely see people walking dogs, even if they happen to pass by, they have to change the road, and even when they teach their disobedient dogs, they will take out the dog king to say things.

"If you don't take a shower obediently, I'll take you to the city center for a walk tomorrow!" Frightened, the dogs slipped into the bathroom, and cleverly turned on the sprinkler with their paws.

You can see the notoriety of this dog.

That is, there are a lot of people who like animals now, and the owner of the dog is unwilling to deal with it, plus it is the center of a big city, otherwise it is estimated that someone would have been caught eating meat a long time ago.

But then again, even if someone really wants to eat its meat, it is estimated that it is enough to choke, because this dog's IQ is very high, and if there is a little bit wrong with the wind, the one who runs and drives can choke enough.

There used to be four or five dog dealers, plus some good men who saw their puppies being bullied by it and wanted to take revenge.

It is worth mentioning that this dog is not only fast, but also very good at melee combat.

There was a dog dealer who tried to catch it, and he almost caught it, and although he escaped, his right leg was also broken by the dog dealer.

The proud dog king said that this is not over.

After recovering from his injuries, the dog king went to take revenge without saying a word.

Sniffing the smell, all the way to the place where the dog dealer lived, the dog king was very witty and ambushed at the door of the community where the dog dealer lived, and when the dog dealer came back after stealing the dog, the dog king swooped out of the grass at the entrance of the community, and directly gave the dog dealer a trick to fly the dragon riding face.

Yes, you read that right, it's the Flying Dragon Riding Face!

The dog queen's hind legs exerted force, jumped up and pounced directly on the dog dealer's face, the perennial fierce battle, sharpened the dog king's sharp fangs and claws, and almost bit the dog dealer's nose off in one bite, and then opened his bloody mouth, and bit down on the dog dealer's face.

"Damn, where did this dog come from! Ah——!h It hurts Lao Tzu to death, grandma, you brute dare to bite my nose, ah!! Eyes, eyes! ”

The dog king is compared, ah no, it's the dog king who is more sincere, so if you bite you to death, you must bite you to death, there is no need to discuss.

No, no, no, it's useless to persuade anyone, bite to death, you have to bite to death.

Poor dog dealer, who slaughters dogs and steals dogs all the year round, does not want to capsize in the gutter, and meet a king of dogs who will repay and do things honestly..... If it weren't for the passers-by who couldn't stand it and ran to pull the rack, the dog dealer would have been bitten to death.

Of course, the dog dealer was also taken to the hospital afterwards, basically disfigured, well, after coming out of the hospital, he went directly to the police station.

You may not believe it, but the police who caught the dog dealer were actually bitten by the dog king's trouser leg and bitten all the way from the police station to the hospital.

After the police arrested the dog dealer, the white stray dog proudly raised its head and strode away, which could already become some kind of urban legend.

After this battle, the white stray dog has completely established its position as the overlord of the city center, not to mention bullying the dog, and some people have to howl a few times when it looks unpleasant.

Since then, people have given the nickname - a bully among dogs.

But in the eyes of Miss Yiyi, the dog is so scary, it is very cute, and I also want to hold the dog in my arms and touch the meat ball.

Seeing that there was something delicious, the dog king proudly came to Miss Yiyi, looking at the food in front of him, and the very cute girl who was smiling in front of him, Comrade Dog King first lowered his head and smelled the food, but he didn't eat it.

Under the strange gaze of the eldest lady, the dog king stretched out his right front paw unhurriedly, and the eyes of the eldest lady also changed, as if a high monarch had given some kind of reward to his servants.

Looking at the right front paw stretched out by the Dog King, and the red meat ball under the front paw, the eldest lady was stunned for a moment, and then tentatively touched it.

Unexpectedly, Comrade Dog King did not bite the eldest lady, and let the eldest lady touch the meat ball very comfortably for five minutes, but five minutes later, the Dog King suddenly turned his face and yelled fiercely at the eldest lady, which scared the eldest lady back two steps, and then the Dog King was satisfied with the fangs, and then slowly lowered his head, picked up the food with his mouth, and left proudly.

Looking at the back of the dog king's proud departure, the eldest lady was stunned for a long time.

"Is this, is this a deal with me? I gave it something delicious, and it let me touch the meat ball for five minutes, but when the time came, I wouldn't let me touch it," and in an instant, a small star appeared in the eldest lady's eyes.

"Wow, what a smart dog, people want to raise it!"

This is also the reason why the eldest lady called Commissioner Huang.

This is also the reason why Commissioner Huang said that the eldest lady feeds herself to the dogs.