In fact, Huang Xiaobei saw Lao Wei a long time ago.

Because he had just entered the back kitchen, the only person Huang Xiaobei saw sitting was Weslin.

Unlike the other three who fell to the ground and passed out, under such an unpleasant black gas, the old guard was not suffocated by the smoke, but sat silently on the chair next to the kitchen workbench, motionless, not knowing what he was doing.

Looking at the three "corpses" on the ground, Huang Xiaobei cautiously stepped over them, and walked quickly to the old guard sitting on the chair in front of him, ready to ask him what happened.

Walking behind Weslin, Huang Xiaobei gently patted Lao Wei's shoulder.

"Hey, what's wrong with the kitchen? Why is it so big .......?"

Before Huang Xiaobei finished speaking, he saw Weslin, who was foaming at the mouth and rolling his eyes, suddenly fell off the chair and slammed on the ground.

Commissioner Huang silently watched Wesling fall to the ground.

"The old guard is dead!!"

"Uh, Xiaobei ......."

The corpse-like Wesling suddenly stretched out his right hand towards Huang Xiaobei, and his breath was extremely weak.

"Xiaobei, is that you......"

Hearing that Lao Wei was not dead and still spoke, Huang Xiaobei, who was so frightened that he almost jumped up, was stunned, and then quickly helped Lao Wei up.

Look at the last bite left in your arms. The lively Weslin, Huang Xiaobei's words are not good.

"I'm relying on the old man, old guard, what's wrong with you? I thought you were dead, but are the other people in this room still alive? ”

Weslin, who was foaming at the mouth and had not been able to turn over his eyes so far, was lying in Huang Xiaobei's arms, and he was extremely weak with the corners of his mouth.

"I, I thought I was dead."

Listening to Lao Wei's remarks that it was like picking up a dog's life, Huang Xiaobei couldn't help but swallow his saliva.

"What the hell is going on?"

Lao Wei's eyes finally rolled over at this moment, lying in Huang Xiaobei's arms, staring at the ceiling above his head with empty eyes, Weslin gradually recalled the human tragedy not long ago.

"Xiaobei, you know what? The eldest lady cooked, and the eldest lady made us a bowl of eight-treasure bird's nest porridge not long ago, saying that she was going to take this dish to participate in the competition. ”

Huang Xiaobei nodded.

"Isn't this normal, didn't you just tell me that the eldest lady was going to cook before, so you asked me to come back? Well, could it be that the dishes made by the eldest lady are too unpalatable? But didn't you say that even if the eldest lady made a pot of shit, you could still eat it? ”

The expressionless, hollow eyes of the old guard like a dead man, the corners of his mouth suddenly revealed a complex and deep smile, and the corners of the empty eyes slowly left two crystal tears.

"Unpalatable? No, it's not a question of whether it's hard or not, it's a question of never despairing. ”

Huang Xiaobei grinned.

"What the hell are you talking about?"

Lao Wei stared at Huang Xiaobei with his empty eyes, weakly describing his intuitive feelings when he ate the bowl of eight-treasure bird's nest porridge.

"Xiaobei, have you ever experienced despair? When the eldest lady brought us the bowl of eight-treasure bird's nest porridge, which symbolizes death, I knew what real hell was. Xiaobei, you know what? The first bite I ate was like, ah, what kind of dish is this, if death could cook? That's it, right? ”

"Ah, what an indescribable dish, I even ate something called despair in it, and I even felt that the wrong things I had done in my life were punished when I ate that mouthful of bird's nest porridge."

Lao Wei's expression became more and more ethereal, and the whole person looked extremely illusory.

"The moment I ate it, I even saw death beckoning to me, and at that moment, I saw all the misery of the world appearing before my eyes, Ah, my dear God, my dear Buddha, my dear Allah Allah, my dear ......,"

Commissioner Huang hugged Weslin, who was obviously mentally abnormal, and the muscles on his face twitched vigorously.

Is this a dish?

Anyway, how bad is that bowl of porridge? can drink people until they see death, is it so exaggerated?

"Master Sun didn't drink the bowl of porridge, he passed out just by smelling the hellish stench. The bald brother ate half a spoonful and ran away desperately. Brother Maozi was very face-saving, ate a big bowl, and then I never saw him make any noise. ”

The old guard took a big breath of the fresh air flowing below.

"As for Zifeng and Carl, they didn't want to eat it, but Qianqian called Zifeng brother, and Zifeng immediately ate a big bowl, and then I never saw him again, probably teleported away."

Huang Xiaobei wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.

You didn't see that, but I did, so I lay outside.

That scumbag wanted to use teleportation to escape, but he only escaped for a second...... The toxicity kicks in.

Out of politeness, Karl just took a sip of the soup, and then ran very fast, and because he ran too fast, he accidentally stepped on the bald brother, and as a result, the bald brother who had fled to the door was directly knocked unconscious.

Huang Xiaobei turned his head to look, and there was indeed a leather shoe print on the head of the dead bald head.

Speaking of this, Lao Wei suddenly grabbed Huang Xiaobei's collar, and an unparalleled desire to survive emerged in his empty eyes.

"Xiaobei, take me away, before the eldest lady finishes the second pot, ...... quickly"

Speaking of which, Lao Wei couldn't support it anymore and passed out completely.

Before he passed out, he muttered with a smile.

"O God, Thou art so wonderful, O angel, Holy angel, oh, dear God, I have seen the Virgin Mary, and I have seen Christ Mary, I have seen ......"

"the old guard, the old guard! Wake up, don't leave me alone! ”

The old guard left, and walked very peacefully.

Huang Xiaobei silently looked at Weslin, who was unconscious in his arms, but refused to close his eyes.

The commissioner sighed and closed the old guard's eyes.

Lao Wei, let's go, remember, don't eat what girls make in the next life.

Throwing aside the unconscious Wesling in his arms, Huang Xiaobei still grinned a little unimaginablely.

Isn't that an exaggeration? Isn't it just a bowl of porridge?

The porridge of the Grim Reaper, can you still drink despair in the porridge? It's also too .......

Just as Huang Xiaobei doubted whether Wesling's words were true, the commissioner's nose suddenly smelled an unpleasant smell that was a hundred times stronger than the stench in the kitchen.

Immediately after, Miss Yiyi's playful voice sounded softly behind her.

"Ah, Huang XiaoM is back, then come and try the porridge made by others."

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The fair-skinned little face was smoky and dirty, but the eyes were still so bright and beautiful.

Dressed in a pink chef's suit, and a few cute HelloKitty eldest ladies were also drawn on the clothes, she came to Huang Xiaobei with a bowl of unknown objects that constantly emitted black gas, and happily handed the unknown objects in her hand to Huang Xiaobei and asked him to eat them.

Looking at the eldest lady's cute beautiful girl chef outfit, and looking at the eldest lady's black little face, Huang Xiaobei couldn't help laughing.

The eldest lady is really cute and beautiful.

Can you see the bowl of black gas in the eldest lady's hand, especially the bowl of black things that are still bubbling? Huang Xiaobei even saw a skeleton made of bubbles in the bowl?!

Looking at the bowl of strange objects that could not be called porridge at all, Commissioner Huang's eyes instantly widened, his nostrils widened, and his face was full of words about whether I was blind or not.

"Big, Miss, what's this, what's this black?"

Miss Yiyi was very innocent, "Eight Treasures Bird's Nest Porridge, look, bird's nest is here." ”

Miss Yiyi picked up the spoon and gently shook a small spoon, handed it to Huang Xiaobei, and smiled sweetly.

"Well, open your mouth."

Commissioner Huang looked at the half-feather-like object in the spoon and was silent for a long time.

"Miss, this is at all, right? You're just feeding people, aren't you? ”

Miss Yiyi pursed her little mouth angrily.

"How can you say that, people have worked so hard to prepare for the competition for so long, why are you so excessive!"

Huang Xiaobei smiled, and then took the eight-treasure bird's nest porridge that was bubbling black in the eldest lady's hand and was still bubbling and looked at it carefully.

Stirring the sticky black gruel that could no longer be viscous, the more he stirred, the more confused the expression on Commissioner Huang's face became.

"Miss, do you dare to tell me why the Eight Treasure Bird's Nest Porridge is black?"

"Well, because, because there is too much sesame paste."

"Miss, do you dare to tell me why it's still bubbling? It's like I've only seen it in the poison of a witch. ”

"Well, because, because it's made out of love."

Looking at the half of the dead swallow head in the spoon, looking at its almost half-cooked and the other half still staring at his eyes, Commissioner Huang couldn't bear it anymore and threw the peerless poison in his hand on the ground!

"Then do you dare to tell me that there will be a whole swallow in the bird's nest porridge for Mao Babao!!"

Miss Yiyi puffed out her mouth strongly and defended, "Because, because people want to innovate, people think that the traditional is too old-fashioned, so people want to take a new path." ”

"Poof——! A mouthful of old blood spurted out, and in an instant, Commissioner Huang burst into tears.

"Are you still innovating? Are you still innovating? Aren't you afraid that the swallow will turn into a ghost and bite you to death at night! ”

Commissioner Huang pointed in horror and was thrown to the ground by himself, but a large cloud of thick black mist of bird's nest porridge erupted with a "boom", and he collapsed and shouted!

"Do you dare to tell me what this black gas is! Why did you smash this bowl of broken porridge on the ground, it would smash out a cloud of black mist! Is this really Eight Treasure Bird's Nest Porridge? Isn't it really NATO's biological and chemical weapons!! ”

Miss Yiyi lowered her little head and sobbed lovingly.

"You don't love me, you actually smashed the delicious food that others worked so hard to make on the ground, you don't love me at all."

"me here, does it have anything to do with love or not! The things you made are all at the same level as the magic weapons of the Five Poisons Sect! ”

Commissioner Huang pointed to the corpses all over the ground and shouted with tears in his eyes.

"Anyway, eldest lady, do you dare to teach me, make a pot of porridge for Mao, and be able to drink six people to death!"

Miss Yiyi looked around and puffed up.

"There are only four of them here!"

"Nima, you admit it! Nima, you admit that the things you made drank the dead! You're the saint of the Five Poisons Sect, right? ”

Just as Commissioner Huang was complaining loudly, Qianqian also came to her with a bowl of bird's nest porridge that was also "gurgling" and bubbling with black bubbles.

"Hmph, you really don't know what to do, this is a worldly delicacy that it took me and Senior Sister Yiyi a long time to make, drink it quickly."

Commissioner Huang stared at the bird's nest porridge in Chu Luoli's hand, staring at the whole swallow that was silently floating on the top of the bowl, it is worth mentioning that this swallow was not cooked, and his dead eyes looked at him fiercely.

After staring at the swallow for a long time, Commissioner Huang silently turned around and walked towards the gate.

"Farewell."

"Don't go, Sister Yiyi, let's catch him!"

"Okay, okay."

"What are you going to do, don't touch me! Mom, keep that bowl of dehumanizing porridge away from me, I don't want to ........ Grunt. ”

Miss Yiyi and Qianqian worked together to press the tearful Yellow Commissioner to the ground.

The two delicate beautiful girls rolled up their sleeves, revealing their white little arms, broke Huang Xiaobei's mouth very roughly, and poured two bowls of sticky objects with rich black bubbles into Huang Xiaobei's throat with two whole swallows.

"Grunt", the yellow commissioner's throat with his eyes rolling up and down vigorously, his hands constantly struggling and waving, and his ten fingers twisted to an extreme.

But in the end, the two bowls of indescribable eight-treasure bird's nest porridge still entered the stomach of Commissioner Huang.

At that moment, when he finished drinking the two bowls of indescribable bird's nest porridge, Commissioner Huang understood Lao Wei's words.

He also felt despair in that bowl of porridge, and felt the punishment from death.

Even at the moment of drinking.

Huang Xiaobei seems to have seen the advent of death.

"Ah, Death, is this Death? Sure enough, you are so mighty, you are so extraordinary, and even more terrifying. ”

Looking at Miss Yiyi and Qianqian, those two angelic faces, Commissioner Huang slowly fainted and fell to the ground.

Before passing out, he whispered.

"Life........"

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This night, Huang Xiaobei and Lao Wei, dead bald, Maozi brothers, Master Sun, Chu Zifeng, Carl.

Seven people underwent a painful gastric lavage in the hospital, and by the way, they hung up bottles all night.

The timing of their visit was very coincidental, because the big brothers of the Qing Bang Gang and the masters of the hotel were also in that hospital.

As soon as Huang Xiaobei and the seven of them entered, good guys, Tianlong Hotel went up to the lobby manager, down to the dishwasher, and all entered the hospital.......

Well, the fifth master and the seventh master were drunk to death.

Huang Xiaobei and they ....... He also drank to death.......