Chapter 162: Do you like to eat so much?
The sallow-faced Commissioner Huang was lying on the hospital bed, hanging a hanging bottle, and hummed at the doctor next to him.
"Doctor, I'm dead, right? I just felt like I was seeing death, huh? ”
Lao Wei's eyes were open in a daze, and his hands were clutching the air in front of him.
"Where am I, am I still alive? Linlin? Linlin, are you there? ”
Seeing that the old guard's right hand began to spurt blood, the little nurse next to him hurriedly pressed his hand with the hanging bottle on the bed, and as a result, Wei Sling, who was delirious, hugged the little nurse in his arms.
"Oh, Linlin, you're here, well, I haven't seen you for a few months, and your figure has gotten better again."
Master Sun lay on the hospital bed and snorted unconsciously.
"Big brother, I seem to have seen my sister-in-law."
Even though the Maozi brothers washed their stomachs and washed until they collapsed, they still did not change their nature and shouted in a low voice.
"Please bring me my vodka."
Tang Seng lay on the bed with a cigarette in his mouth, swallowing clouds and spitting out fog in great fear.
"Good guy, this is for me to drink, I almost thought I was back in the west."
"No smoking in the sir's ward!"
"Sorry hug...... Yo, this little lady, cough cough that, this female donor is really beautiful, female donor, you see that the poor monk's chest suddenly hurts a little, can you help me rub it, just use your little hands with ice muscles and jade bones? ”
Chu Zifeng quietly stared at Chu Qianqian beside him, and said extremely shamelessly.
"Actually, it tastes pretty good, and next time I work hard, I should do better."
Chu Qianqian knocked out the shameless brother and wanted to take the opportunity to touch the claws of her little hands.
Looking at the chaotic ward, Carl looked up at the ceiling and sighed softly.
"An unimaginable bowl of porridge, and I also feel sad for the judges of the upcoming competition."
Saying that, Carl pushed his sunglasses, very helpless.
"Senior Wesling, please let go of the nurse in your arms, and take off the hand that touched someone's ass. Master Chen, please stop your hooliganism, Xiao An, don't drink now, bear with me, Zifeng....... You do it anyway. ”
Carl, who is like a mother, has a headache and restrains a group of bastards in the room, making them restrain their nature a little.
Facing the shouting of the seven people, and then looking at the two hooligans who were obviously taking advantage of the opportunity, the doctor rolled his eyes and said with the test report in his hand.
"It's not a big deal, it's just food poisoning, it's not serious, after washing the stomach, it's good to hang some hanging bottles."
After speaking, the doctor stared at the seven eldest brothers lying in front of him with a magical expression.
"But do you all like to eat that much? Also, you, how did you wash out two whole swallows in your stomach, even if you are proud, you won't even pick up the hair, right? ”
Huang Xiaobei looked at Miss Yiyi, who was sitting on the edge of his bed and was weaving a double ponytail for herself, and laughed miserably.
I'm proud of this...... I can't think of it!
Seeing that Huang Xiaobei and the others responded to him with silence, the doctor shook his head and sighed, feeling extremely new about this world.
To be honest, the first time he saw Carl's seven of them's test report, the doctor was stupid at the time.
After so many years of medical practice, it's the first time I've seen someone willing to eat?!
That's not an exaggeration.
You must know that when you washed the stomach of these big brothers half an hour ago, it was really similar to washing out a lump of, and the nurses in the gastric lavage room were both fainted, and the was not an ordinary smell, I really wonder how they ate it into their stomachs.
The most powerful is the one who is being tied by his girlfriend with a double ponytail, this grandson is even more powerful, not only has the most feces in his stomach, but also washes out two whole swallows, or the kind that doesn't even pick up the hair, and swallows it directly into the stomach.
The doctor stared at the seven eldest brothers in front of him in admiration.
It's a long time to see, a long time to see.
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Looking at the test report in his hand again, the doctor touched his chin, and the expression on his face suddenly became suspicious.
"However, if you want to say, I'm not sure, although the components tested are very similar to human excrement, but more of them seem to be a little bit of crane top red, not much, only a little bit."
The doctor put down the test report in his hand and looked at the seven eldest brothers very sincerely.
"Can you tell me what you ate?"
Listening to the doctor's torture from the depths of his soul, the seven people silently turned their eyes to the harmless Miss Yiyi.
Facing everyone's resentful eyes, Miss Yiyi playfully spit out her little tongue.
"People, people just think that if you add a little Chinese medicine appropriately, it will become a good medicinal diet, it's a big deal, it's a big deal if you don't put Chinese medicine next time."
Commissioner Huang stared at the eldest lady who was cute and begged for mercy with his extremely fascinated eyes.
"Where did you find the Chinese medicine?"
Miss Yiyi raised her chin and thought about it.
"I just went to the pharmacy and pointed out those Chinese medicines that I thought were very handsome, and I bought them back."
The minds of the seven people instantly came up with the names of traditional Chinese medicine that could make people vomit and diarrhea for several days after eating, and it was estimated that the medicinal effect would be much stronger when mixed together.
Thinking of this, the seven people touched their chins very tacitly.
How exactly did we survive?
Seeing that everyone's expressions were very low, Miss Yiyi sweetly compensated everyone.
"I'm sorry, people don't have much experience in cooking for the first time, next time, next time when everyone is discharged from the hospital, they will definitely study it well and strive to make a table of hearty food for you."
Seven people, look at me, I'll look at you, Huang Xiaobei simply waved his hand at the doctor.
"Doctor, Ming'er has booked seven beds, and we can probably still come."
"Hey, why are you going so far, tomorrow's meal will be delicious!"
"The doctor will make an appointment for an emergency room by the way, preferably a specialist number."
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Looking at Miss Yiyi, who had already started to study with Chu Luoli next to her, what kind of meal would be better tomorrow, Commissioner Huang's heart was really not an ordinary worry.
The eldest lady's cooking is unpalatable, he is not unprepared.
The things made by the eldest lady can scare people to death, and he is not unprepared.
It is worth mentioning that when he saw the bowl of "gurgling" constantly bubbling black bubbling with an unknown viscous object, Huang Xiaobei's heart was not too surprised, at most it was fear.
But what really didn't make him think was that what the eldest lady made could actually eat people into the hospital! It's still the kind of realm that can't get better without stomach lavage!
The most important thing is that there are seven people in this room, especially four vampires! There is also a bastard who looks like a high-ranking monk.
The things made by the eldest lady can actually get them all to get food poisoning, how tough must this be!
Thinking of the ordeal he had just experienced when he had just lavaged his stomach, Commissioner Huang couldn't help but shudder.
Looking slightly at Miss Yiyi, who was studying to cook a big meal, such as making roast suckling pig, Commissioner Huang's forehead couldn't help but shed cold sweat.
Why do you still participate in a cooking competition for the eldest lady's cooking skills? Don't worry about whether the master spent money to buy the judges, even if the master really spent money to win the judges, but, what if the judges finish eating the food on the front foot, and give the eldest lady a pass for the sake of money, and the back foot is directly pulled into the hospital by an ambulance?
Commissioner Huang made up the scene at that time and said with a smile.
"That's interesting."
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In the ward, Huang Xiaobei and a few people were still humming and chirping, and they were hanging, when Dao Ye walked in with the fifth master and the seventh master.
As soon as he entered the ward, the seventh master smiled.
"Okay, our brother just got out of the hospital in the morning, and you came in in the afternoon, why are you going to pack someone else's hospital recently, right?"
Well, don't forget, the seventh master and they all foamed at the drink the day before yesterday, and they rested in the hospital for more than a day before being discharged.
No, their wave of people has just been discharged from the hospital on the front foot, and Huang Xiaobei on the back foot has gone in again.
What a fate to speak of.
Dao Ye came to Master Sun and Carl's side and inquired about the incident in detail.
When he heard that the eldest lady's cooking skills had reached the strength of the Five Poisons Sect Leader, Dao Ye nodded with a smile.
Master Sun looked at Dao Ye's gloating look, and was a little confused.
"Big brother, you didn't eat what Yiyi made, so you can laugh, right? Would you like to try it again now? There's also half a pot, but you need to heat it, because it's already solidified on its own, and you can smash it with a hammer. ”
Dao Ye looked at Miss Yiyi, who was holding a Tanmei novel next to him and began to read the plot aloud to Huang Xiaobei, with a snickering look on her face.
When he came to Master Sun's bedside, Dao Ye whispered to Carl and Master Sun.
"What schadenfreude, I came up with a great idea!"
After speaking, Dao Ye smiled triumphantly, and the smile on his face was even more cunning, and he was alive and well as an old fox.
But looking at the smile on Dao Ye's face, Master Sun completely pulled down his face.
Good idea? Have you had a great idea over the years?
Don't mention anything else, just look at this recently, go to that dead boy and ask Yiyi's wishes? Good guy, it doesn't matter if you ask, you almost lost the whole hotel!
"What kind of moth and bad idea did you come up with?" Master Sun stared at his eldest brother with resentment on his face, and he was ready to be cheated by him again.
Dao Ye ignored Master Sun's resentful appearance, sat on the edge of Master Sun's bed with a happy face, and whispered.
"Listen to me, I really came up with a great idea this time!"
Under the expectant gaze of the two, Dao Ye clapped his hands fiercely and said with joy.
"I've decided to open another one or two for our hotel!"
As soon as Dao Ye's words fell, Master Sun and Carl (pretended) looked at Dao Ye with admiration.
"High! It's really high! Big brother, you're too powerful, no, but ....... How much does it cost? ”
Master Sun was frightened by Daoye's good idea, because it was really good, but it would cost a lot of money.......
Hearing this, Dao Ye coughed embarrassedly.
"This, money, must be spent, for example, to find a ready-made five-star hotel and discuss with them to change the name temporarily, so that we can sign up, but the chefs have it, this money can be saved."
Dao Ye took a fruit from the fruit basket next to the bed, peeled the apple, and said with a smile, "I've been busy with this all day today, do you remember Lao Li?" When the hotel opened, the old immortal who gave us two broken flower baskets, I contacted him today, and he was willing to help us do this favor and let his hotel temporarily change its name to Feilong Hotel. ”
Speaking of this, the expression on Dao Ye's face couldn't help but be a little sneering, "However, this old thing is also quite good at opening his mouth, and he wants me four million when he opens his mouth, so I can talk about it, and this is only three million." ”
Karl silently calculated with his magic eye and said.
"If the owner of Yunhai Hotel knew about our internal situation now, the asking price would be above eight million."
Dao Ye nodded appreciatively, "Yes, that old man doesn't understand why I want to prepare two teams to participate in the competition, otherwise he will definitely not be able to open only three million, so I said." ”
Dao Ye sat proudly on the edge of Master Sun's bed and smiled heartily.
"So I can't let this opportunity go!"
Looking at the smile on Dao Ye's face, Master Sun suddenly chuckled in his heart.
"Big brother, you, you won't buy it in one go, will you?"
Dao Ye waved his hand.
"Nope."
Master Sun breathed a sigh of relief.
"That's good."
But Master Sun's breath was not finished, and Dao Ye said immediately.
"I'm just going to sign a contract today, and the money will come over tomorrow."
Master Sun almost fell out of bed.
"Big brother, you can't even buy it directly! Have you forgotten about the right to host the semi-finals? Can't you just wait a little longer and see what happens! ”
Dao Ye slapped his thigh, his face was red and his neck was thick.
"Shall I wait? I'll have to wait! How many days is the game heading out? If you don't hurry up and get a second team, our hotel will really become a kiln! ”
Master Sun couldn't say anything.
After all, the current Dao Master is carrying tens of millions of unjust money on his back, and who can come down rationally.
"Okay, big brother, since you have thought about it, then do it, the sword mountain and the sea of fire, I will follow you." After speaking, Master Sun reached out to take the apple that Dao Ye had peeled in his hand, but Dao Ye handed it to the eldest lady as soon as he changed his hand, and the eldest lady threw it to Huang Xiaobei after finishing the matter...... Huang picked up the apple and nibbled on it with a happy face, leaving only Master Sun, who was extremely resentful, silently stretching out his big fat hand.......
patted Master Sun's thigh, and Dao Ye smiled slightly and took out the pipe in his pocket.
"Pengzi, don't you be so surprised, this time the situation is different from before, I really didn't expect Yiyi to want to participate in the competition before."
Dao Ye took a puff of his pipe, and said thoughtfully, "But this second team is different, there can be no more emergencies, as long as the chef of our hotel plays smoothly, I still say the same thing, I will definitely be able to get the top three back." ”
Dao Ye smoked his pipe and sighed softly.
"That way, I won't have to spend my money in vain."
"Then Yiyi is there......" Master Sun cautiously reminded Dao Ye.
Hearing this, Dao Ye glanced back at Miss Yiyi, who was eating bananas behind him and eating very strangely, and smiled lightly.
"Don't worry, Yiyi, I will let her have fun, after all, after so many years, this is the first time Yiyi has opened her mouth with me, at least I have to let my precious daughter reach the semifinals! I'm ready for the money, even if Yiyi makes a piece of, you have to give me a semi-final! ”
Master Sun actually wanted to say, "Big brother, don't even care, what Yiyi makes is." ”
can listen to what his eldest brother said, especially the sentence "Even if you make a piece of, you have to give me a semi-final!" ”
Master Sun's eyes suddenly became as fascinated as Commissioner Huang.
"Big brother, how much did you spend on this trip?"
Dao Ye wiped the crystal from the corner of his eyes, sighed lightly, and said with a smile.
"Don't ask me for money in the future, I really don't want to go to see Yiyi's mother so early."