The sand eagle, or rather the sand sculpture, looked desperately at everything around them.

He felt that the world was full of malice towards him.

A few days ago, he was the prince of Sand Hidden Village, one of the five hidden villages in the ninja world.

Just wait for the second-generation old Wind Shadow to kick his feet and return to Bliss, and he will be able to rightfully become the third generation of Wind Shadow.

Let him be unparalleled in his semi-Tibetan elegance, and his strength is known as the strongest under the ninja god, but his title can still only be - the "leader" of the country of rain!

And what about yourself?

Shadow!

What a noble identity!

Not only does it have the authority to control a country's military power, but it is also the highest form of recognition of ninja ability in the world.

Only the perfect combination of power and strength deserves to have a title like "Shadow".

Today, however......

It's over, it's all over!

Whether it's the name of the sand sculpture or the green tights on the body......

With such a stain, even the sand eagle/eagle itself can't get over that hurdle in his heart.

Don't talk about being a wind shadow......

If a photo comes out, the sand eagle/eagle chooses to commit suicide immediately!

However, it wasn't these that hurt him the most......

But......

Gently pulling and stroking the green tights on his body, the sand sculpture actually felt ...... This style of clothing seems to feel soft the more you wear it, and the more you wear it, the more comfortable it feels......

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"Knock-knock-knock-"

At this time, the bell rang again.

The crowd listened intently, and the bell did not stop until after nine strikes.

Gasping for air, the ghost slash couldn't help but whisper: "Jiaosang, before the Maokai Immortal and the Jiela Immortal came together, it was only eight bells, and it was only six long and two short, this time the bell rang nine times, not to mention, it was all a long sound, could it be ......"

"Yes, it must be him...... He's coming......"

There was a rare violent fluctuation in the emerald green pupils of the horn capital, and there were not many things that could disturb his mind like this in his long life, and it was once that he found the secret treasure between the pillars, and it was once when he first took the ginseng doll, and now it was again.

"Kakusan, your face is not quite right!"

As a close friend who has not even gone to the toilet for several years, Oni Chop keenly noticed the abnormality of Kakuto, and quickly took out two pills from his arms and stuffed them into his mouth.

"Jiaosang, your blood pressure really rises again, be careful not to faint again, it's not a joke in case you have a stroke!"

"Ahem...... That ......"

The horns leaned on the futon, chirped their mouths, and said in a difficult and obscure voice: "You idiot, see the packaging clearly...... This is the Epsom Suspension ...... Not a blood pressure medication......"

……

"Yasuo, don't you think about it anymore and emulate what I look like?"

In the apse, Tamm waved his claw and tried to make a final persuasion: "I, Tam Kench, am really not a toad, I am a demon, a powerful demon!" ”

Yasuo slapped Tamu's claws away and said, "What's the use of you talking about this now, in the background story, you are a demon, I am just a young swordsman from Ionia, and I am also a traitor to the village like that sand sculpture, but in the Summoner's Canyon, you are still not my opponent?" Kind of heads-up? ”

Tam grabbed his cheek and said with a serious face, "Are you sure?" ”

Recalling the fear of being dominated by the Blade Toad on the road, Yasuo said seriously: "League of Legends is a team game, and playing a group is my happy man's world!" ”

Seeing that Tamu still wanted to refute, Yasuo decisively interrupted: "Anyway, using Ni Yan's skills to perfectly imitate the soul, whether it is temperament or spiritual pressure, it is not bad at all!" Since you can choose, isn't God more handsome than the devil? ”

(Born Illusion: Niko's passive ability, which allows her to pretend to be her teammate.) Attacking an enemy, taking damage, or using Bloom Seed and Tangled Barbs breaks the disguise and increases the cooldown of the ability. ）

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When Jiaodu's blood pressure gradually calmed down and he woke up, the first thing that caught his eye was Ghost Chop's anxious face: "Jiaosan, what do you think, are you better?" ”

Jiaodu covered his forehead, looked grateful, and said, "Thank you, good brother, I feel much better!" ”

"That's good!"

The ghost slapped his chest and said, "It's all to blame for my carelessness, I actually took the diarrhea suspension seal for you by mistake, and almost made a big mistake, but fortunately I gave you the antidote to the diarrhea suspension in time." ”

"The antidote to diarrhea?" An ominous premonition suddenly rose in Jiaodu's heart, and at the same time, there was a faint cramping pain in his lower abdomen.

"That's right, I kept some ginseng dolls in the seal scroll before, but I didn't expect it to come in handy today......"

"Huh? Jiaosan, where are you going, the big guy is about to arrive, don't be naughty! ”

"Let go, you stupid donkey, let me go!"

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Just when Jiaodu's face turned pale and he kicked and pulled his own ghost slash with his foot, the idol in the main hall suddenly emitted a dazzling light.

When the light dimmed slightly, I could faintly see that a bright halo door appeared on the chest of the idol.

An ethereal sound came from the door of light, accompanied by a childlike chatter.

Just as everyone was listening, an indescribable flood of divine pressure emerged from the door.

It's a wonderful feeling, not a physical pressure, but a direct effect on the soul.

Although as ninja ninja natives, Kakudu and the others had never seen gods, but that inexplicable coercion still made them feel that their breathing had become sluggish.

The Adam's apple moved slightly, and in the shocked gaze of everyone, with the increasingly dense sound of bells, a living god walked out of the door, followed by several penguins.

If they have played League of Legends, they will definitely know this Gate of Light, which is none other than Astral God Bard's E-skill - Magical Journey.

(Bard opens a one-way conveyor belt on nearby terrain.) Both allies and enemies can right-click to use the belt when approaching the entrance, but allies can teleport faster than enemies. ）

In the backstory of League of Legends, the highest-ranking being currently known is the Dragonlord Aurelian Thor.

In the background setting, the dragon king is the earliest god born in the universe, and rubbing the planet by hand is as simple as the prince rubbing the balls.

However, the dragon king's size is too big, and he is not humanoid, so Yasuo did not use Ni Yan's skills to simulate becoming a star-casting dragon king.

Yasuo's chosen image is Bud, and the wood spirit who follows Bard is the baby penguin in the skin of the Snow Festival, and he looks very cute.

Bard, a chubby, meaty, and swaying hero in the Summoner's Rift, basically belongs to Nambovan in the support.

As long as this hero is taken out, one of your own AD and enemy AD will inevitably be shut up.

Of course, in 70% of cases, the self-autistic ones are their own AD, and this kind of happiness is also deeply in line with Yasuo's meaning.

Although the bottom lane of Bud's side is likely to be reduced to RBQ in order to pursue happiness, in the backstory, Bud is a very strong existence.

In the backstory, mortals such as Yasuo and Raven fought to the death in the Land of Runeterra, and Demacia and Noxus had a grudge against each other on the continent of Valoran, but the pattern was actually very small.

The real identity is detached, mainly demigods, void creatures, ascendants, demons, gods and the like.

Unlike those low-level gods who are active in the rune land, Bard is a higher level, he is a traveler on the other side of the astral plane, and his mission is even more noble - to maintain the balance of the universe.

When the unknowable fabric of the universe is threatened, Bard guides all that exists from total extinction.

To put it simply, Bard is a professional savior, much more reliable in his senses than a budding savior such as the reincarnation of an asura.

In short, no matter what, for Yasuo, it doesn't matter what the strength is, as long as the aura is enough and the happiness is enough, it will be O**K!

So, Yasuo, who has changed into the image of Bud, scans everyone with a divine gaze.

Suddenly, he noticed the pale face of the horns, the calves that kept swinging, and the tight buttocks.

In order to be able to better show the miracles to the natives, and more importantly, so that nothing terrible would happen in front of him, Yasuo decided to treat him urgently.

Yasuo waved his big hand, and a little penguin walked out behind him, holding a small bottle of potion in his mouth, and swayed to Kakudu's side.

Glancing at the "god", and then at the penguin-like "divine envoy" in front of him, Jiaodu hurriedly saluted: "Thank you for the medicine from the Great Immortal of Flower and Vine!" ”

After saying that, Jiaodu did not hesitate to pick up the potion and drink it all.

As the throat of the horn capital "gurgling" turned, the eyelids of the solemn "Flower Vine Great Immortal" twitched slightly.

Yasuo couldn't help but roar in his heart:

That's a small bottle of undiluted life potion......

This small bottle can be used for hundreds of people's Coke!

If you are so extravagant every day, by the time Boruto's little cub is born, your assets will not shrink by several percentage points!

My heart hurts!!

As if I couldn't breathe......

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In the diary of Saint Cape, he recorded his first visit to God's descent as follows:

"In the most helpless moment of my life, it was the Lord who stepped on seven penguins to give me holy water from heaven and soothe my unspeakable pain, and even so, God, who had deep compassion on the world, shed tears from his holy eyes......"

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