Chapter 254: Yasuo's Sermon (3)
Yasuo didn't have much experience with the promising profession of the god stick.
But having been an unlicensed resident for several years, he has a wealth of experience in communicating with patients.
Although they are completely different things, the core elements do have some similarities - the surface is light and trustworthy, but in fact, the heart is panicked.
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In the main hall, Jiaodu, who had taken the life potion, had completely relieved the colic in his abdomen.
Not only is the abdominal colic gone, but the whole body is relaxed, and even the inverted skin on the edge of the fingernails has healed.
Only the problem of high blood pressure, as long as the horns still have five hearts, can never be solved.
If it is in the game, a strong man like Kakudu, even if he eats a bad stomach, it is about a bloody skin, and a bottle of red medicine will of course heal immediately.
This is mainly due to the fact that most ninjas are crispy, and although the horns have an "immortal body", they are essentially just crispy skins with a few more lives.
If it is between the Thousand Hand Pillars, or some large psychic beasts and tailed beasts, they have rough skin and thick flesh, and the upper limit of their blood volume is amazing.
Then, relying on red medicine alone, although the value of blood return is still stable, the percentage rate will drop significantly.
If you want to achieve obvious results, you must increase the dosage of the drug, and the recovery speed will be greatly reduced.
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Ensuring that there would be no terrible incident of smearing the walls of his temple, Yasuo sat cross-legged in front of the idol, and the divine brilliance of the Astral Wandering God was awe-inspiring.
At the same time, the wood spirit penguins emitted a faint light, flying up and down around Yasuo, emitting ethereal whispers.
All in all, this appearance alone is indeed very much like a god walking in the world.
Assuming that there was a panel, Yasuo would definitely be able to see that just by posing a few poses, the faith value of the next few believers was growing wildly.
The watermelon mountain puffer fish ghosts and sand sculptures may rise a little slower, and Qianluo and the ghost slash are definitely constantly +1, +1, +1, not to mention the horns that personally feel the magic of holy water.
Yasuo noticed that no matter what he thought in his heart, the five melons were at least looking at him reverently at the moment, as if they were geese with their necks stretched.
Although he is not a professional god, everything is ready only to the east wind, and Yasuo has no choice but to bite the bullet and prepare to start preaching.
"Dawn is the beginning of the dawn."
"Everything grows on the sun."
"Young people are like the sun at eight or nine o'clock in the morning."
"The plan of the year lies in the spring, the plan of the day lies in the morning, the dawn is the dawn, and the dawn is the youth!"
"At the beginning of man, Ben Hapi,
Jungler, quadrilateral,
Shi Lezhi, real dripping skin,
Ma Feifei, uncomfortable,
Unhappy, so cool! ”
"Feel the Happi, experience the Happi, accept the Happi, get to know the Happi. People who don't know Harpy won't know what youth is! ”
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Although even Yasuo himself didn't know what the hell this "Sutra of Bliss" that he spent ten minutes scribbling blindly was.
But this does not prevent him from being serious, doing it in one go, and talking nonsense.
After speaking, Yasuo secretly observed the reaction of the congregation through the cracks in his lowered eyelids.
As a veteran and a veteran eater who has been taking ginseng dolls for a long time, Kakudu and Ghost Chop shook their heads at this time, with an intoxicated look like hearing fairy sounds, as if they had comprehended some great truth.
Yasuo felt that these two guys, most likely caused irreversible damage to the central nervous system due to food poisoning, were indeed good materials for cultivating immortals.
As for Qianluo, although he was the first to set foot on Shadow Island among the several people, he had not been tempered, and his cultivation was far from enough, and he was scratching his ears and cheeks at the moment.
The reaction of the newcomer sand sculpture was relatively pure, with a confused face, and the four big words "I have nothing to love, I want to go home" were written on his face.
But this kind of organization, you know, it's easy to get in, and if you want to leave, there's no way.
As for the fat boy of the watermelon mountain puffer fish ghost, the mung bean eyes are spinning around, and I don't know what he is thinking.
It's no wonder that in the original time and space, this guy would do things inside and out, but his brain is too flexible, and his heart and eyes are too much, and at first glance, he is not a material that can be created in the world of cultivating immortals.
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"Thank you Great Immortal for preaching, disciple mouth suddenly!" Under the leadership of Jiaodu, several people bowed in unison.
The old god Yasuo nodded and said:
"As long as you continue to study and educate, you will be able to live forever, and the cave house will not be defeated, so you must not slack off. Otherwise...... Otherwise, my unfilial disciple will be a lesson from the past between the pillars of a thousand hands! ”
"Between the Thousand Hands Pillars?"
"The first Hokage?"
Except for the angle and ghost slash, the rest of the people all took a breath.
Qianluo was surprised by the strength of the penguin immortals, while the watermelon mountain puffer ghost and sand sculpture were skeptical.
If the Thousand Hands Pillar is really a disciple of this penguin immortal, then how strong should this penguin immortal be?
Are penguins so awesome? How did I not know before!
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Kakudu and Ghost Chop, as the two people who know the most, are not so superficial in their thinking.
The Thousand Hands Pillar learned the Mu Dun and the Immortal Method from the Maokai Great Immortal under the Flower Vine Penguin Immortal, and the Horn Capital and Ghost Slash were guessed early on, and they were not surprised.
What they thought was that sure enough, because this guy from the Thousand Hands Pillar became the Hokage and founded Konoha and slacked off in his cultivation, he was neither immortal nor invincible......
Jiaodu sighed and muttered, "Zhuma, you who fought with me before, do you still have this kind of past, what a poor guy!" ”
Unconsciously, Kakuto's mentality quietly changed, and it was no longer "I fought with the first Hokage", but "Tsuruma fought with me".
There is not much difference between the two sentences, but the meaning is completely different.
This is the detachment of the mountains and the small mountains after the ebb and flow of the tide and the sublimation of the vision......
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Listening to the whispers of Jiaodu, the sand sculpture spat out three mouthfuls of blood.
Crazy, all crazy, why are they all so big, how can the ninja god become like a cabbage on the side of the road in their mouths......
Although this big man is strong, he doesn't look a few years older than himself, and he has fought with Tsuruma......
Phew! Let's pull the calf!
The sand sculpture that had been seriously injured by the upside-down melon before, and relied on a little low-concentration potion to continue his life was angry, vomiting blood, and his face became more and more depressed.
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"Great Immortal, please save the sand eagle, oh no, big brother sand sculpture!"
At this time, Qianluo, who had been wearing a mask, opened her mouth to plead.
One is the son of Elder Chiyo, and the other is a high-ranking disciple of the second generation of Kazekage, and Chira has long recognized the newcomer to the sect, who the half-dead sand sculpture is.
Qian Luo was naturally very happy that his acquaintance could come to Shadow Island, and now seeing him like this, he couldn't help but beg when he thought of Yasuo's previous reward for holy water to Kakudu.
"There are clear rewards and punishments in the Holy Sect, and the Winter Melon King has the preferential treatment of drinking holy water because of his contribution to the organization, but since you have opened your mouth, it is not good for this immortal to see death and not save it."
Yasuo raised his head and said with a face like water: "It's not too early, this immortal is going back to the divine realm, and you, wait quietly, the orange beast of Hapi's dawn will appear in the land of abundant rain, and will assist him until the second oracle." ”
When the words fell, the light triumphed, and then the "god" disappeared in place.
At the same time, a golden light fell on the sand sculpture, and the wounds on the latter's body were visibly healed in an instant.
(Star Infusion, the skill of Soraka, the son of the stars in League of Legends, consumes a part of his own health and chakra, and heals the target with a certain amount of blood.) )
Not to mention Qianluo's gratitude, not to mention the dumbfounded sand sculpture, Kakuto and Oni frowned in unison.
"Jiaosang, what do you mean by what the Great Immortal said when he left?"
Ghost Slash said with a puzzled face: "The second oracle? In other words, the phrase 'the orange beast of dawn that assists Harpy' is the first oracle? ”
Ghost Slash nodded and said, "Probably like this, but I don't know, what is the 'Dawn Orange Beast'?" You can only wait and see what happens, and go with the flow! ”
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