Chapter 3: Life is all about reluctance
Looking at an old beggar outside the airport asking for food, looking at this very familiar scene in front of him, an extremely philosophical question surfaced in Huang Xiaobei's mind.
"To give or not to give?"
Regarding this problem, Commissioner Huang, who had just gotten off the plane, said that he should think about it carefully.
In all fairness, Huang Xiaobei is still quite kind-hearted, but probably because of his natural bad luck, his mother didn't know where he went after giving birth to him, and he didn't know how many people were ruined by a mouthful of poisoned milk, even his own father ...... Therefore, Huang Xiaobei is not only unparalleled in the world with a mouthful of poisonous milk, but also has a faint broom star physique in the sky.
Back then, when an old beggar squatted on the side of the road to ask for food, Huang Xiaobei, who was in elementary school, saw him, and obediently followed his father's education very obediently, and threw his pocket money into the old beggar's rice bowl.
What a good boy.
The old beggar thanked Huang Xiaobei for a long time, and Huang Xiaobei also smiled and said that it didn't matter, it was all his father who told him.
After speaking, Huang Xiaobei beckoned behind the old beggar and said, "Uncle policeman, can you help me take a photo with the old man?" Then send it to our school, and I can get a certificate. ”
In the next scene, Huang Xiaobei said that he would never forget it, the policeman who passed by was stunned for three seconds after seeing the old beggar, and then pounced on it with a bang, and said with great joy: "Lao Tzu can be regarded as catching this wanted criminal!" ”
Huang Xiaobei: "Uh...... This ......"
Huang Xiaobei also learned later that the unlucky old beggar was a wanted criminal on the run...... Don't you want to say that he is unlucky, he was on the wanted list yesterday, and today he was about to run away disguised as a beggar, but he met Huang Xiaobei and immediately fell into the legal net.
Before the old beggar was taken into the police car, he looked at Huang Xiaobei with an innocent face, and cried bitterly: "Child, you should do less good things in the future, you are not suitable, you are really not suitable!" ”
After that, Huang Xiaobei assisted the public security organs to contact and crack three major cases, all of which were when he was doing good deeds, and found that the people he helped were either fugitives or cultists, and later, the public security organs had to send people to follow Huang Xiaobei closely, no way, this kid is too lucky, as long as he does a good deed, then you can wait for meritorious service.
In the end, Huang Xiaobei swore that he would never do a good job again, because he really couldn't stand the "victims (?)" When he put on the cold handcuffs, the eyes of Dai broke down
Recalling these things that happened when he was a child, these things that caused great trauma to his young heart, it is not difficult to wonder why Huang Xiaobei had to think about whether to give money to the old beggar, he was really afraid that he was sending a wanted criminal to prison.
Although this belongs to doing good deeds for the people, but when you go back to do good deeds, you go back to those who have done good deeds by you have cursed their ancestors for eighteen generations, who can stand it.
But Huang Xiaobei still plans to do another good deed today, nothing else, ask for a lottery.
After looking at the old beggar for a long time, and making sure that he hadn't seen him on the Shenma wanted notice, Huang Xiaobei dragged his suitcase and walked to the old beggar, and said secretly in his heart: "Come on, I'll give you a hundred yuan today, and bless me with a smooth and smooth life in the Heavenly Empire." ”
Pay attention to thinking in your heart, what kind of virtue you have, Commissioner Huang still knows.
Seeing the guests coming, the begging old beggar hurriedly shouted hard, and at the same time raised his eyes to look at Huang Xiaobei's dress, and after seeing Commissioner Huang's foreign yard, a sharp light flashed in the old beggar's cloudy eyes.
took out his wallet worth 10,000 pounds, Huang Xiaobei took the money and said with a smile: "Uncle, you still need food at such an age, you don't have a son or anything?" Come on, come on, I'm a returnee, oh, I didn't mean to brag to you, I just came home, and I decided to give you a hundred dollars and pounds, and begged for a lottery, please bless me with a smooth and prosperous period in the Celestial Empire, and I will be ........"
Before Huang Xiaobei's words fell, he saw an afterimage flash in front of his eyes.
"Brush it!" The old beggar, who was originally disabled in both legs, suddenly jumped into the air, and grabbed Huang Xiaobei's wallet while Huang Xiaobei was talking nonsense, followed by another 180-degree backflip, "Bang!" "It landed firmly on the ground, and it was clean.
After the blow was successful, the old beggar grabbed the wallet in his hand, and actually smiled proudly at someone who was in a state of bewilderment, the meaning was very simple, "What's the matter, grandpa's kung fu is good, right?" Then without saying a word, he turned around and ran.
Because the incident happened too suddenly, Commissioner Huang didn't react to what was happening, and his empty hands even subconsciously grabbed the air in his hand.
"Huh?"
"Hey!!!"
"Oh, fuck me, you old bastard, don't run!"
Commissioner Huang, who reacted, couldn't help but burst into tears.......
Are you human?
Dropping his suitcase, Commissioner Huang hurriedly chased after him with tears on his face, "Give me back your wallet, bastard!" Damn, I'll just say I can't do a good job! ”
But as the saying goes, woe is never a one-way street.
At the same moment when Huang Xiaobei was chasing the old beggar angrily, a young man in a peaked cap who had been pretending to read the newspaper nearby suddenly threw away the newspaper in his hand, rushed over, and ran away with Huang Xiaobei's suitcase left in place.
At a glance, I knew that this peaked hat was related to the old beggar, and he was running away with the suitcase of the yellow commissioner, and he also mocked loudly, "Come on, come on, chase me, chase me!" ”
Hearing the voice behind him, Huang Xiaobei turned his head and looked, so he was so angry.
Commissioner Huang, who was almost so angry that he vomited blood, quickly turned around and chased the cap.
"Give me back the suitcase!!"
didn't run two steps, the old beggar waved Huang Xiaobei's wallet and shouted behind him, "Here, here." ”
Commissioner Huang hurried to chase the wallet again.
"Hey, don't be busy, I'm closer to you."
Commissioner Huang hurriedly chased the luggage.
"Hurry up, run two more steps, and you'll catch up with grandpa in no time."
A nearby taxi driver who witnessed the whole process couldn't help but touch his chin and sigh when he saw the heroic posture of Commissioner Huang turning back and forth.
"I haven't seen such a stupid person in many years."
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"Bang!"
Agent Huang, who was on the verge of collapse, finally sat down on the ground tired.
A breeze blew, and the empty square outside the airport seemed to be inaudible, and not a single figure could be seen.
The wind blew gently, and the whole world seemed to be lonely in the loveless eyes of Commissioner Huang.
Commissioner Huang, who was teary-eyed, looked here and there, looked ahead, and then looked behind.
Whether it was a wallet snatcher or a luggage stealer, they all disappeared without a trace.......
"Oh my God! What is this called? ”
Commissioner Huang repented of his mistake and lay on the ground and shouted mourning!
"It's not human! You're not human! My wallet, my luggage, my eating, drinking, and merrymaking! ”
Kneeling on the ground, the yellow commissioner's eyes were red, and he shouted at the sky.
"I, Huang Xiaobei, wish you two good luck and a long life! There is endless money and endless blessings in your life! The wife is beautiful, the son is smart! Everyone can reach the pinnacle of life! ”
Look, look, what has this forced Commissioner Huang to, and such a ruthless blessing has been released.
It's over, I can only order a song "Cool Cool" and give it to the two strong men just now, the courage is really big, and the poisonous custard thing dares to steal, I really don't know how smart Daxian's mouth is.